You are walking your dog, and a tank runs both of you over.

AIDS

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You go to get some butter from the fridge and the crazed elephant that has been hiding inside finally snaps and tramples you in it's effort to escape.

Polycystic kidney disease.

O.D on chocolate syrup.

O.D'd on life. Life itself.

Punched to death by Samuel L. Jackson.

You suffer a laceration while shaving.

You hear about the dangers of shaving, stop and end up getting strangled to death by hair.

My hair becomes irradiated, transforms into a bad horror movie monster, and kills you.

I was going to come up with a way my dead body would kill you.
But you're already dead.

Failure to resurrect.

Tripped over a leaf and smashed your face on the sidewalk/pavement

Ahahahahahaha.


Des - Brain cancer due to someone tampering with your mobile.

Your hair products contains toxins that burn the flesh from your skull.
;)

You borrow Malice's hair products.

She screams in agony and flings my hair products at you.

Your hair products get into the water. I drink some, become a zombie, and eat you.

You die of a clogged digestive system from all the torn fishnets and leather.

He explodes, the hydrochloric acid spraying onto you and killing you in the process.

You go insane from seeing all of our deaths and kill yourself.

You get struck by boogie lightning.

Haunted House also eats you.

Choke on a cough sweet.
;)

Slip on a wet bathroom floor and get skewered by your toothbrush.