my own blood drunk.

pulling off your fingernails or piercing german shepherd puppy heads with a spike?

German Shepard!!!! I love German Shepards!

Dr Nick or Disco Stu?

Disco Stu!

Chihuahua barking and biting at your toes.. or cat purring and useing you as a scratching post?

Chihuahua! They remind me of little rats!

Someone Farting in a stuck elevator or someone vomiting in a huge room, but you're still stuck with them.

the huge room.. because I could always go to the other side of the room.. right?? O.o


Umm... Watching 100 straight hours of Hanson music videos on repeat.. or watching 100 straight hours of 5 random Barney episodes on repeat?

Barney!!! I love Barney!!!

Looking at my new pictures on the picture Post Thread, or Posting a funny Childhood story in the Weird Childhood Story thread ;)?

Dear Kitteh

Add meh on yahoo babe!

Lubz da alien

Demonista

Looking at your pics.. cause I haves no funneh childhood storys.. XD



Climb a tree with thorns and painful stuff all over it.. or sleep under a tree with 50 birds sitting in it?

sleep under the tree. it'd be fun to sit in a diner afterward and order coffee.


tattooing the phrase "i do donkeys for fun" on your forehead or smearing shit on your face and walking into a police station?

Fuck buddy, though significant other is a close second. :)

Sex with your best friend's sister, or sex with your best friend's mother?

Pointless apparel lecture. (Sorry).

Tacos



Sucking a strangers toes or licking their rim? (i'm allowed to be gross right?)

So I noticed.

good. and make sure you pay attention.

big. my shepherd says "woof", which, loosely translated, means - true dat, yo.


pencils shoved through your nipples or a box of safety pins decorating your thighs?

nipples... already have holes in them anyway

slave or master?

poor and sexy for sure...

wumpscut or VNV?