Hello hello introducing myself, my name is Signe
 

Hello hello there I am a rather worthless maggot named Signe and that is pronounced Syng-ne and absolutely not Sig-ne. I have a habit of getting covered in sand and hair as my snake's cage has sand in it and my cats have hair on them. I like music, gothic stuff, computers, spiders, my two year old cousin Olga, my pets and some other things. Music that I like includes Apoptygma Berzerk, Danzig, The Locust, Otep and lots more. I have the very annoying habit of finding really nice people on the internet and becoming friends with them.

Välkommen. :cool:

How come you pronounce your name that way?

Welcome to the boards!

Welcome. I feel like a maggot, too, with an insignificant existence.

Well, I am Swedish, so that is how you pronounce it right, gn = ngn, ng like in "sing" but with an n after.

Ah. *doh* Ofcourse. What was I thinking that day... oh, wait. I wasn't apparently. :D

How is it going? Probably quite well, since Swedish people have the best health care.

hello there, I've always wanted a snake, but I settled for a leopard gecko..at least he can't escape from his cage. well met.

Danzig is really awesome. A truly excellent band. Good Show.

Yeah, snakes are cute, really I prefer spiders and I did consider getting a spider, but then I bought a snake instead and I love it.

Welcome! WELCOME!

Hallo, how is Sweden this time of year?

I can answer that one: Depressingly boring. So very, very boring.

HOLA! I love snakes, but my sister threatened to behead me in my sleep if I ever got one! Oh well; welcome!

Really I love spiders, though. Snakes are cool also. Anyway, Sweden is OK if you stay indoors.

Hello ....I soooo don't do spiders or snakes

You mean you do not like spiders and snakes?

Oh oh I am aware this is really annoying, because, yeah, I already wrote me a freestyle introduction, but I want to answer these questions too!

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Computers, jewellry, clothes, music, take care of toddlers
2. Where are you from?
The Kingdom of Sweden
3. Who is your favorite author?
Edgar Allen Poe, Cheryl Klein
4. What are your favorite films?
Jin-Roh, Farväl Falkenberg, Den Enskilde Medborgaren
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I think it is tacky to have music on weddings.
6. At your funeral?
Do not want to think of it. I hate funerals.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
I do not want to think of it. I am depressed enough.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
Eww.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Black PVC skirt, black top... ...Something like that.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
I do not like remembering my childood too much.
11. What's your favorite band?
Hocico.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I have education up to ninth grade. I am about to start practising at a hostel. Hoping to get to practise at a kindergarten.
13. Why did you join?
Ehm, well, I thought it could be nice with a gothic community.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Female.

excuse my language , but ... WTF are you exactly doing here?

His name is spelled Edgar ALLAN Poe.

Watch out, HP, you're on her list now.

I'm sad Signe turned out to be a crazybitch, as her intro seemed promising. I didn't notice that she only had her grade nine until now...

Yeah, I am a crazy bitch, everybody is aware of that, but people tend to like me anyway. I am not an idiot and I am not a troll, I am simply an eccentric individual who is extremely open about everything, including subjects people might be uncomfortable with. Oh and Steppenwolf, to be interested in gothic music and horror stories, I have to be a morbid fucking bitch planning my own funeral, woah, what a mature view of goths.

From whence did you conjure this delusion exactly? You have displayed no signs of eccentricity whatsoever thus far.

You are a sad individual, really, pathetic. What I am is a unique, eccentric, loving, caring individual. Most people love me, though I can be paranoid at times and believe all people capable of love are hallucinations. You do not know me at all, I came here doing nothing wrong and you people started harassing me, of course that makes me homicidal. Everybody around is aware that I am an eccentric, I do whatever I want and whatever I feel like and I do not know anything about social norms or what is acceptable behaviour. I am Autistic, though I have no developmental retardation, I am isolated and do not understand why people want you to act a certain way, instead of simply being honest and open and being yourself and doing what you feel, but as Autistic people, I do not have low intelligence in any way, my IQ is about 125, that is not genius level, though it is higher than average, which is about 100. You do not know the way I live my life or who I am, so do not accuse me of lying or being delusional, it makes you look really stupid. Lots of people are quite nice, most people love me, because I am so sweet and open with everybody, but you gnetters, you are not people, I think you are some silly little goth posers, who can not stand to see somebody who's REALLY different from others, because your reaction to me being open about my life is, "she's being delusional" or "she's lying", which is not a normal view and I am sorry you have lost hope in humanity and individuality, but, I am quite primitive and emotionally unstable, I cannot help it if I get homicidal and violent, when abused and taunted.