Hey gnet!
 

Fight me.

/messagetooshort

Pounces from behind Acharis and pins her to the ground...

*farts maliciously* >:-)

*Leaps wildly into the air, swinging a spiked baseball bat*

ohshit.jpg

*hides under the stunned Molster*

What's your AC rating? I'm going to attack with Eldritch Blast *rolls a D20*

*absorbs the blast, licks lips and grows monstrous as human shield falls aside*

Oh... just what I needed. More energy! You are feeding a troll and making it stronger!


(Also - does the Eldritch Blast incantation go "I'm not goth" or "The Mission sucks"?)

Grabs a splurge gun and shoots wildly at anything and everything

Starts turning everyone with water around me into ice....

Seriously, there's a Warlock in my DnD group and I keep waiting for her to make goth jokes, but she never does :(

You must teach her the ways. One of us.

*skin freezes and hardens over a protective layer of blubber, making Acharis a slippery bullet richocheting to cut a swath*


Oh and everyone feel free to get a few licks in at each other. This is a free for all!

*spiked bat shatters*

I shall make ice cubes for my whiskey for you!

*whips out synthesizer and proceeds to play the Cure's "Lovesong"*

What is this... WUV.. you speak of?

NOOOOO

Saya, call off the bard!

*sits on acharis*


"I'd like a pony for Christmas...hey, this is the santa thread isn't it?.... what a fight thread... nah, I'm a pacsafist with a spelling problem"

*walks out of the thread*

Wait... Wait! Fruity! I'll give you two! Come back!

*ponies start fighting* ...Never mind.

Leaps on one of the ponies and gallops around blasting everyone with my spurge gun....weeeeeee

Top keks

Starts new track:

https://youtu.be/E3Cw6-xRHdg

this reminds me of a forum section on another forum.... f7.... the place of horror...

Now that's what I call ponage.

Perfect soundtrack for this cancerous thread. :) Only beaten by this

*takes pony* this is mine now, that's all. Bye!

Hmm, one can never out do the classic Rick Roll. Combined with MLP, just damn. I bow to your superior shit posting skills madam.

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbvie...ror-bowing.jpg

Well I have been grinding this skill for some time young padawan.

*asserts dominance, beats up ponies*

Leaps to the defence of the ponies and starts to tickle Acharis into submission

*grabs keyboard and starts swinging at Molster*

Those ponies are mine!