I hate the word "recently" or "for a while"
How long is a while? It can be years, it can be months, it can be anything...
Or recently.. My father hasn`t been feeling well recently, can be two years or can be few months or days.

Nowadays, the words "ultimately", "convey", "suggest", "indicate", "effective". I overuse them in exams.

But that's more a case of not being able to stand me using them.

EDIT: this post is purposeless, my brain is just frazzled from essay-writing.

I know that feeling Sibyl. I wrote so many papers in college that I became disgusted with my own literary voice.

I hate the word jock. As in "bitch is all up on my jock", because it makes me think of jock strap which in turn makes me think of jock itch which makes me think of smegma covered balls.

lol never heard the word used in that context

HAHHAHAHAA. I haven't heard that word since my friend Dee used it to describe her Ex Fucktard back in 2004

excuse me while I clean up my pee.

I hate the phrase "we need to talk..."

Really? We need to talk? How about you just tell me what you are going to say, because you are already talking to me to tell me that, so obviously we need to talk.

Not only that, but most of the time it's not a "we" situation it's a "I" am going to tell you what you are doing wrong, and then "you" are going to fix it. There's no other person talking, just fixing what person A thought was messed up.

I hate it when my dad says that

I think parents use that phrase more than any other culprit.

Although, girlfriends/boyfriends love that phrase too.

What it really means is "I need to talk, you need to listen."

My mom loves the phrase 'I have a bone to pick with you.' Anytime she says it I picture her swinging an icepick at my shins.

Whehe. MY mom loves to say that too (In Spanish, of course). I think she enjoys it when she's scolding us, for some pretty tiny mistakes.

Hey it could be worse; things could be like the way folks are in the movie Demolition man. ( ages before I know, but I found some of the ideas in it are quite scary and seem to be just around the corner ) Listening to commercials as a form of entertainment and only being able to eat out at taco bell, ah and having sex reduced to a form of electro-shock therapy.

" Be Well "

'don't look at me in that tone'

XD

Moist and manifest

sharted.... *shudders* What's wrong with ,"hey I shit my pants."?

Wahaha... i think i'd love it when someone tells me that

The annoying phrase 'moving forward' gives my nutsack a rash, for some reason.

Bhahahahaha, easy there, fuzzy little man peach.

I've always hated the word nauseous, because of it's ability to be easily misspelled.

My father likes to say "I give a shit". Meaning "I don't give a shit".
He also says "I could care less", presumably meaning "I couldn't care less".

It really bothers me. He also cannot distinguish the difference between the usage of the words "anal" and "anus".

I also hate when people say "would of" instead of "would have".

Ex: I would of gone but Marty was ill and I had to take care of her.

Ah, English can be such a devious tongue.

Not really. It's pretty straightforward.

Sez you. *wicked grin*