Dying nation? What are you talking about?

Laffy Taffy song for the win!

I was just talking out of my ass.
But, basically, our nation is losing any reason to sustain hope. Look at what we're becoming >.<

"Where you at?"

Kids! What time is it??

Kids- "It's time to be...."

A whiny minority in the US!!
(WARNING: The following social satire may prove to be offensive for some people. So if you're an ethnocentric sissy, abandon the thread immediately)

Ahem...

Why is th word N.igger censored but the word Spick is not?
It hurts my feelings. :'(
that is OUR word. YOU cannot use it! (cracker)

Agreed. Either censor all, or censor none. Don't pick favourites. One is just as offensive as the other.

Haha, Pyre, I'm actually mocking all the oversensitivity of people in America.

******s and spicks! ******s and spicks!

Testing testing, 1, 2, 3.

Dang you, you effing commies.

We have to be. It's a hate crime not to be. Haven't you noticed? :-/
White man kills a white man. Homicide.
White man kills a black man. OMG HAET CRIME LYK WOAH.

Absurd. So much for equality.

Just wanted to let you guys know there's a new song, "Damoclesian Ballet" I recorded, available at my band's myspace page: http://myspace.com/addressunknown23
Give it a listen, if you dare subject yourself to my singing! Bwah ha haaah!

In which case I demand there be a rap about Bertie Basset's Liquorice Allsorts.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1...llsortscm7.jpg

I edited some of this for identification reasons. No wonder I keep my privacy set on AIM, freaking weirdos. Stupid me, I never should have joined BP all those years ago. . .

"~ (1:18:11 PM): hey there
~ (1:18:16 PM): saw you on bp
ejfaerie (1:18:41 PM): . . . I turn my privacy off for 10 minutes, and people bug me about that retarded site.
~ (1:19:01 PM): sry i will leave you alone
~ (1:19:10 PM): i didn't me to bug you
~ (1:19:19 PM): just thought we could chat?
ejfaerie (1:19:40 PM): It depends. If you have a profile there, what is it?
~ (1:19:54 PM): <deleted>
~ (1:20:00 PM): thats my urername
~ (1:21:31 PM): you see it
ejfaerie (1:22:45 PM): Meh, not interested. No offense, but I try to avoid people I have little in common with.
~ (1:23:07 PM): what why is that
~ (1:23:14 PM): i thought that was a good thing
ejfaerie (1:23:43 PM): Maybe for others, but not for me. I prefer to associate myself with equals.
~ (1:23:51 PM): i see
~ (1:23:56 PM): well sry i even tried
~ (1:26:16 PM): ok let me ask you this would you have a threesome with someone you didn't kno
ejfaerie (1:26:41 PM): What the hell kind of question is that? I wouldn't even TOUCH someone I didn't know.
~ (1:26:56 PM): what if you got to kno them
ejfaerie (1:27:56 PM): Don't ask me stupid questions.
~ (1:28:08 PM): ok BITCH"
Then he blocks me. That saved ME the trouble of doing the same to him (which I avoided because I didn't want to seem rude). I am ashamed to know people like this even exist.

So, who wants a threesome with me?!

EDIT: What is worse is that IF I get to go to UGA next year, this guy will likely still be there -.-

Give me money
Give me sex
Give me food and

eh...

More sex!

Damn right! I'm better than them Virgin Prunes.

HA! I like your version of the lyrics better!
Thank God for you people. I was frazzled today and this place put a smile back on my face and a laugh in my chest!

I only glanced at that and read "laugh on my chest," which I thought "o.O How the heck does one do that. . ."
It was an interesting thought.

Well, yes, if you saw my chest without a shirt, the laugh would be ON my chest.
Ba-dum-dum, tcshhhhhh!

Humane. I saw you at gothornot.
Ha! you couldn't resist, could you?:D

HOLY CRAP!

Heehee...actually, yeah, when I feel like a little exhibitionism, my delusions of grandeur make me over confident and I do crap like that. I always regret it later, but what the hell.

I dreamt that HumanePain was a kind, loving God. Awoke and found out it was true!

I had a bad dream while I napped earlier ._.
It was rather upsetting, even though I have pushed myself away from this person.

Do you mean a naughty dream or just a bad dream? You know, many people are able get to a point where they can easily tell that they are dreaming and can then, shape the dream to their will.

I don't have lucid dreaming.

As in a bad dream. It was about someone who has recently hurt me, and the dream was uncomfortable. I was rather pissed.

Haha, it's happened to me. Those are the days I don't want to wake up.

Freud, get over here. Degenerate alert! Not that I have'nt had my share of those, although at my age, they are now, but memories on the wane.

Haha, did you just call me degenerate?
That's an intrepid supposition, don't you think?
Not that I'm saying you're wrong, but it's still a boll hypothesis.:D

Ofcourse. But to have a thesis, one must have a hypothesis.

I went to a sixth form pary last night. It was a bit shabby. There were lots of gate crashers, who were men quite a few years older than everyone. One came up to me, tried dancing with me, then left after I gave him a blank stare. We weren't allowed to drink, so I was too sober to appreciate anything. I think I expected too much from it.