I shot myself in the foot with a power-stapler and ruined a perfectly good pair of shoos. Then I dropped a 13 inch steel rim on the same foot. Today just is not my day....

ape descendant, that sucks. And having a blueberry bagel ruined by the taste of blood in your mouth ... tragedy!

Still Jack, be good to your feet. You'll need them to be good to you the rest of your life. It reminds me of that line from "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" - Be kind to your knees; you'll miss them when they're gone. I can vouch for that one.

Also, scientific studies have determined that insufficient sleep leads to increased clumsiness and a tendency to be increasingly accident-prone. I have experienced this myself. It's my opinion that if you find yourself having more trip-ups and judgment lapses leading to property damage, minor injuries or even just messes you have to clean up, it's your body's way of telling you that you are not getting enough quality sleep.

Jack, are you getting enough rest?

Horrible fucking sunburn. First one EVER.
Got sun poisoning, and was in excruciating pain for three days. It's peeling now, but still fairly tender.

It's completely my fault; I never used to burn, and didn't wear sunblock.
Eeeehh.. I got this spray that's 20% Benzocaine. I love it. We're moving to India and getting married. <3

Depends on how you look at it. I sleep, but my sleeping patterns have been fucked for quite a while now. I wake up around 8 PM and go to sleep around 12 AM or 3-4 PM depending on what I've been doing. ( No pun intended. )

That could cause it. I hope you get that sorted out.

I hope you see the irony of posting that immediately after my post containing the line "Everyone's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)."

I feel like such an asshole when I'm around someone with a sunburn. I've never done it, but I have a strong compulsion to slap the burn, its all I can think about >.>

But srsly everyone, wear sunscreen. Even if you think you're only going to be outside for a little while. I had a customer the other day who was as red as a lobster and she said she only ran outside to talk to someone for fifteen minutes.

Ben: I didn't see that when I made my post, but that's hilarious.

I've since bought some sunscreen :3

I'm still the sick ! :( !

I'm glad you did. Sunburns are nothing to mess around with.

Ugh. I have sciatica.

I have a head ache. Teeth don't hurt as much as they did the other day though, but are still sensitive.

Being the spectacular twit that I sometimes am, I have managed to end up with a lateral cardboard cut on my lower lip, when lugging a box about too vigourously at work. Owwwww :(

I have a headache and some major cramps, thankfully its almost time for me to go home

I don't feel good. I think I am getting sick.
Ugh.
Bleah.
It is 90 degrees in So Cal but all I want to do is curl up in bed.

As do I....