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So yeh me and lu areh re and we r SO FIUCKIN HIIIGGH YEAAHH. Idm lu's sign ikficsant (HW U SPELL THAT) other. ha. We had a harfd day so wkegot SAVIAAA and PILZZ yeahh. to relazx to. Yeahh.

Hahaaha we so silly lu uses thsis site A LOT so we goit online and commentes yooo. Snhed says hi aand thAT SHE DOOESNT C(SORRY CAPS)carer if u ove hednr or not because she loves youuuuuuuu.

WE CNAT STOP LAUGHING

we love u renatus. willl be on lsater man.

How come your spelling is fucked up today?

Hahaha.
Because she's "soooo high!!!!!"
Yeah, because you really become THAT impaired when you're high.

Should you be getting high when you are on meds? Very responsible. Way to go trying to prove yourself.

What. The. Fuck.

It bears repeating: Uni and Catch are like a fucking car accident. I want to look away, but I just can't help myself.

Maybe she'll ingest a lethal combination of substances, and the whole world will be able to sleep easier tonight.

She's just pretending to be high.

@ Viscus, I know dude. She keeps on randomly posting updates on her life. No one cares though.

Now this is a clear case for punishment for possibility. She runs the risk of being unleashed into society as an adult and subjecting people to this drivel face to face.

She should be lowered slowly into the mouth of an active volcano.

Or toe-first in radioactive waste.

She should have her dick torn off.

She hasn't posted in a while guys. Do you think she's dead?

YAY THE BEAST OF LANSING IS DEAD!!

*shakes wine bottle*

No I'm not dead. I didnt write this, my bf did. We got stoned in my house a few days back and went online. Haha it was a fun day.

But y'all shut up making assumptions. I know this wasn't a very appropriate post and Conner says he's sorry.

and btw Lu is Conner's nickname for me. x

Is he in a Metal band by any chance?

Whoever typed the initial post is fucking retarded, then, whether it be because you really did get that fucked up or because you think we'll believe that you really did get that fucked up. If you were that impaired you wouldn't even be able to find the keyboard.

Perhaps she was that fucked up, and he was pretending to be high so he could take advantage of her. Wait. That couldn't be it.

-THE BUTLER DID IT!

Plot twist!

Agreed, if I can smoke a joint, go to class and do well, typing definitely shouldn't be that hard. If you were that high, you wouldn't be able/willing to move your arms enough to reach the keys.

I've been so stoned it took me bloody ages from thinking 'god I need a drink' to physically moving to get said drink, THAT was indeed fun times. I could barely move let alone type. Stop talking out of your arse you daft cunt.

For The Love Of God, Stop Using My Fucking Name.

Poor Kontan, it'll be okay.

No it will not. This mouth breather blasphemes my name, god damn it.

Ok whatever you guys but I know what happened and lets just forget about it now.

How is peoples?

I'm fine but hoping you'll come on aim again.