The Great Advice Thread
 

Pulling faces is better than pulling faeces. :D

Never try to eat anything bigger than your head!

Never eat yellow snow.

Always lock the bathroom door if you live with roommates.

YOU DON'T need people to tell you that you're attractive. You just are. You should actually assume that to an extent.

If your left wrist suddenly pops followed by an uncomfortable warm tingling sensation, stop using it for the day or two.

Smoke.

Get money!

Ron Paul 2012!

Sometimes it's ok to tell your boss EXACTLY what you think.

You should never under ANY circumstances try to bathe in a silo of farm animal crap.

always pee after sex.

YOLO!

Ron Paul loves virginia's.

Kill people. Burn Shit. Fuck School.

Never ever listen to other people's advice - except mine because I'm always right.

Attractiveness is a matter of personal preference, and therefore should never be assumed. But, it is indeed correct that nobody can tell you that you ARE attractive, because even if 99% of people would agree with them, someone will always disagree, and they have every right to due to it being an opinion based concept.

In conclusion: You are simultaneously gorgeous, an ugly fuck, and everything in between, no matter what you look like, depending on whose looking at you.

No no like this:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn, you'll regret it.

In extension to this:
Don't pee during sex, some people don't like that.

So pay no attention to those who say you are ugly, because in reality, they make themselves feel better about their own miserable predicament by picking on someone else.