I'm drunk and sad
 

Make me happy, my minions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9tWYaujtD4

Hope it helps.

That was funny, Jimmy Carr is a dough-faced wanker but you'd only know that if you were over-exposed to him like the Brits so good work Alan, a fine effort.

JCC, being sad sucks. Drinking doesn't always help, but it can help you get more in touch with your feelings if you're a pathetic bastard like me who can get more in touch wit the feelings of others than their own. Don't be a pathetic bastard like me, dude. You're too young for that shit.

Check out my horse, dude!

This always makes me laugh when I'm feeling down.

THIS always works for me.

Heh, 'tater salad'.

Whatsamatter bra?

Are you still sad and/or drunk?

Nah it's all good now little mates, except that I'm broke.

I'm glad that things got all sorted out.

Good. Saves me coming on MSN to kick your ass about getting drunk all the time. I'm too young for this cautionary tale lecture-y shit, goddamn it.

So it's all good as in everything's fixed, or as in you're feeling better now?

To be honest it wasn't that much of a problem, split up with my girlfriend again cause she likes some new guy but I wasn't drinking cause I was sad over that, just cause I have a gap in my life to fill now and getting drunk and reading Sherlock Holmes will fill it nicely. I was just sad cause I was feeling a little unappreciated. :(

Awww well if it makes you feel any better we appreciate you.

So was it Scotch? The Sixteen Men of Tain or something like that?

Maybe it was just Cutty Sark?

God, I wish. It was just some Captain Morgan Black Label as I'm restricted by funds. Hopefully I'll be getting a job soon and I'll be able to get a new bottle of scotch every week.

If you like vodka, and you're willing to spend some money, Crystal Head is a good one. It also comes in a skull-shaped bottle. Best vodka I've ever had. It puts the likes of Grey Goose, Skyy, Absolut & Ketel One to shame.

I really want to try Chopin, it's a Polish potato vodka and I've only heard great things about it.

Sorry to hear about the break-up, man. Tough breaks. You gotta do what you gotta do right now, but try not to turn into a drunken fuck-up - British politics needs you. Also, I'd have to kick your ass, and frankly the only thing I can be assed to travel to England for without getting severely pissed over the whole affair is a ride from Judge.

For serial tho, drop me a PM if you feel the need to do the chick-flick thing we're so good at over MSN. I limit myself to three annual outbursts of sap, and I still got two on ice. It's been a good year.

My local State Liquor Store is selling Vampire Pinot now. That's kind of interesting. I almost bought a bottle; however, I prefer dessert wines. Maybe next time. Marsala Sweet is probably better.

I like merlot, dry as the desert.

I was on the rum again yesterday. Having no money <<<<<<<<<<

I'm drunk again. Listening to depressing music. Feels good.