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JCC. 08-11-2010 08:40 AM

The show us your titties thread!
 
Yup! Whether you be a lady or a dude, if you got tits, show 'em! If you'd rather not post them here, send them to me through my MySpazz. The most awesome boobs get an instrument built by me! As with all things of this nature, the other JCC gets to help judge who will win said instrument. The criteria of awesomeness will not be made public, to save from unscrupulous cheaters!

Boh Selectah 08-11-2010 09:38 AM

if you google my name and or my old pinup moniker you'll find them pretty quick

vindicatedxjin 08-11-2010 09:39 AM

What is this instrument you speak of?

JCC. 08-11-2010 09:45 AM

An all acoustic one.

Images must be taken specifically for this. Old photos do not count.

vindicatedxjin 08-11-2010 09:49 AM

I've never taken a picture of my boobs in my life...there's not much to see. Can I just take a picture of my friends boobs?

JCC. 08-11-2010 10:01 AM

All images must be of GNet users.

vindicatedxjin 08-11-2010 10:02 AM

...Can I post a pic of honeythorns boobs?

JCC. 08-11-2010 10:05 AM

All images must be ones own titties.

vindicatedxjin 08-11-2010 10:07 AM

Gosh dang it.

JCC 08-11-2010 01:32 PM

Shit son, it's just like old times. I'm getting misty-eyed.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 02:18 PM

You going to show yours?

JCC. 08-11-2010 02:31 PM

I'm too thin for man tits.

honeythorn 08-11-2010 02:34 PM

You should construct a pair. I'll lend you a bra to hold them in!!! :p

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632705)
I'm too thin for man tits.

You have a chest? Take a picture ;)

HoneyThorn *nods in agreement*

korinna5555 08-11-2010 03:22 PM

Oldie but a goodie.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1530769_n.jpg

JCC 08-11-2010 03:38 PM

Ahem...

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC. (Post 632619)
An all acoustic one.

Images must be taken specifically for this. Old photos do not count.

Without rules, we are but savages.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korinna5555 (Post 632709)

There is no way I can compete with this fabulous set of cleavage ;)

honeythorn 08-11-2010 03:57 PM

Quote:

Old photos do not count.
Aw shit...

Well I'll play along.

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:01 PM

Fuck, forgot the disclaimer. All participants must be 18 years old or more. Runners up will receive something or other. A Bipolar Joe CD-R or tape or something, I dunno.

Fruitbat 08-11-2010 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JCC (Post 632711)
Ahem...

Without rules, we are but savages.

Aw crap! I was going to claim Korinna's bust as mine..

*kicks the floor* guess I'm not allowed that either. but i am a savage fruitbat ;)

How will the be judged?

I don't think my camera will zoom that much?

Ben Lahnger 08-11-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat (Post 632712)
There is no way I can compete with this fabulous set of cleavage ;)

1) That picture has been disqualified and 2) you don't know what the criteria for winning is and 3) the rules state the criteria for winning will not be revealed prior to judging to prevent cheaters.

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:07 PM

As stated, judging criteria is secret to prevent shenanigans. No matter yr boobie size, all are welcome as all have their merits. You can't go wrong with tits, with the few exceptions.

honeythorn 08-11-2010 04:09 PM

I've had a not very good go .... I won't win but I've had a go anyway ^^

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:10 PM

Pre cleavage is welcome, but bare is preferred. If there's a good enough mix, there may be a sub-catagory, and each winner will get something. Names will be with held unless asked, we value yr privacy as participants in this gentlemanly battle of the boobs.

We ask that you DO NOT post yr images publicly.

JCC. 08-11-2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honeythorn (Post 632729)
I've had a not very good go .... I won't win but I've had a go anyway ^^

You are a doll :D .

For any one not in the know, pictures can be sent to http://www.myspace.com/bipolarjoenoizist through private mail. Please include yr username.


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