Hey Goths!
 

Maybe this goes under "Shill", but cut me some slack, I'm new.

So I'll be going to Salem, Mass for Holloween this year with some pals. It's a pretty good party with thousands of people from all over the country.

So skip your basket weaving final and blow off your bullshit job at the pizza place and get your butt to Salem. I'll be hanging out (with hundreds of other people) on the street between the Salem Witch Village and the Old Common Burial Ground after 8. Anyone wearing an article of clothing that reads "The Minister is Sexy" gets a round on me. Two if it's a thong.

Love and kisses.

All right. I'll be sure to buy a new thong for the occasion.

Hey, I'm just posting a public service announcement because I love ya all so much! Although I love sarcasm dearly. If it's alright with the mods, I'll post some pics when I get back.