Ye Olde Gothick Limericks
 

Limericks. A fine literary tradition, no?

However, a good limerick is rare. This is the thread where you get to try your hand at it. It's also the thread where we tell you how to write a better limerick and what you may be doing wrong.

Shall we?


On a forum called gothic dot net,
There's a few spooky kids that I've met.
They think that they're gothic
'Cause they shop at Hot Topic,
But they're poseurs, I'm willing to bet.


Your turn.

--SKot

This thread sure does suck balls,
Much like our never ending malls,
Yet to it, post I must,
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,
This heap of ignorant trash appals.

--

No disrespect to Skot. This just flowed out of its own accord.

There where some goths ona site.
Who where limericking with all of thier might.
But it was quite lame.
As it all seemed the same.
So i posted mine for a skite.

There was a young gothling from Rome,
The gothest of goths ever known.
He'd go to the park,
And skulk in the dark
Till dinner, when mum drove him home.

Boom boom.