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Rae Ven Rae 08-31-2007 11:22 PM

Interesting Sex Facts
 
SEX FACTS YOU cannot pass by...you have to read This !

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.

3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

- THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women like getting hummped.

5) 95% of women shave their privates.


- A FEW THiNGS YOU BOTH MiGHT WANT TO KNOW -

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% lose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.

5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.

6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.


- 5 REASONS WHY SEX iS GOOD! -

1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don..t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) The best reason: You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week, had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.


- SOME THiNGS YOU MiGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN -

1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year = Running 75 miles!

You will have relationship trouble for 0 years
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or you could always post just for the hell of it since you took the time to read it

Repost this as:
Just some sex facts..



ROUGH SEX FACTS (The Lady Tragedi is AMAZING!0
Body: Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

Graveyard.Crow 09-01-2007 12:32 AM

Wow
Faking burns more calories.
Oh the irony.

Rae Ven Rae 09-01-2007 12:36 AM

ROFLMAO

I know girl...it takes so much more effort--lol...

TopHaggardDoll 09-01-2007 12:48 AM

"3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex."

LOL! Well...i've disproved that study.

Rae Ven Rae 09-01-2007 01:19 AM

Awwww that sux...I know I typically do feel alot better after sex...drained...but better....

TopHaggardDoll 09-01-2007 01:51 AM

No, no, it doesn't suck. XD!

Hugs are better ^_^!

NachtSorcier 09-01-2007 03:33 AM

All of that is true except for semen whitening your teeth and giving you vitamins - that is a myth. Cum does not whiten your teeth and it contains very little vitamins, not nearly enough to do anything for your health. Swallowing semen is neither good nor bad for you - unless of course it's diseased.

NachtSorcier 09-01-2007 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopHaggardDoll
"3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex."

LOL! Well...i've disproved that study.

It only counts if you have sex with someone you want to have sex with and enjoy having sex with.

Metabolik 09-01-2007 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae Ven Rae
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)

Sweet, mine is pretty big already and i'm 13 :O...imagine what it will be like when i'm 20...nice.

Linen 09-01-2007 08:01 AM

60% of women have breast implants? I can't believe that. But perhaps because I don't live in Hollywood or NYC. None of my friends have implants - NONE, but I have heard of aquaintances who do.

Mistress Lilith 09-01-2007 08:43 AM

Interesting how more women shave yet more guys expect to recieve oral sex. Maybe if they realized that a mouth/noseful of hair is just as unappealing to women....

Drake Dun 09-01-2007 09:10 AM

Um. No. Several of those claims were plainly false.

Referring to the original post here.

Drake

honeythorn 09-01-2007 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rae Ven Rae
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) problem is that ugly people don't get any.

Last time I checked I wasn't depressed and I haven't had any for over 4 years.


Correct, ugly people do not, or should I say, rarely get any. I have yet to speak to any man who would tell his friends about or entertain the memory of shagging someone unattractive. ( I have two older brothers and a lot of male friends, I have first hand conversations about this quite a lot.)

We are those of which they do not speak! * does the ninja roll and shimmies along a wall.......then dissappears mysteriously *

james"bloody tears" 09-01-2007 12:07 PM

this made me laugh, im deffinetly showing it to the wife

Rae Ven Rae 09-01-2007 06:45 PM

I think so of the things mentioned on her were not so much supposed to be factual as funny--as the last I think ten or so are...lol

Amarantha 09-01-2007 07:25 PM

I'd like to know if the thing about cum is true or not...

time for google!

maggot 09-01-2007 07:33 PM

Also the one that implies all men buy the extra-large condoms ><

Amarantha 09-01-2007 07:43 PM

Ok. so I did some research, and it comes back that the composition of human semen is as follows:

Spermatozoa, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose (the main energy source), phosphorlycholine, prostaglandins, proteins, vitamin C, acid phosophate, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antien, proteolytic enzymes, zinc, galactose, mucus, pre-ejaculate and sialic acid.

Yum.

So I suppose that at the very least, it's mildy beneficial.

^.^

disorder 09-01-2007 08:00 PM

What's an 'Italian Hanger' and do I want to know?

Amarantha 09-01-2007 08:15 PM

Google is my bitch.

Amarantha 09-01-2007 08:19 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...italian+hanger

I still don't get it. Thankfully, Google Images is also my bitch.


Edit: Oh my. http://bestsexpositions.org/positions2.html

Btw, that's REALLY EXPLICIT. Not work safe or anything. But it does illustrate quite well.

honeythorn 09-02-2007 03:01 AM

I like the look of that actually.

NachtSorcier 09-02-2007 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amarantha
Ok. so I did some research, and it comes back that the composition of human semen is as follows:

Spermatozoa, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose (the main energy source), phosphorlycholine, prostaglandins, proteins, vitamin C, acid phosophate, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antien, proteolytic enzymes, zinc, galactose, mucus, pre-ejaculate and sialic acid.

Yum.

So I suppose that at the very least, it's mildy beneficial.

^.^

You would have to drink a quart of cum a day to get anything beneficial out of it.

Underwater Ophelia 09-02-2007 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amarantha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...italian+hanger

I still don't get it. Thankfully, Google Images is also my bitch.


Edit: Oh my. http://bestsexpositions.org/positions2.html

Btw, that's REALLY EXPLICIT. Not work safe or anything. But it does illustrate quite well.

I've done that. It feels pretty good, but you can't do it for a while because it's pretty tiring.

maggot 09-02-2007 08:23 AM

Nacht, why wouldn't you want to drink a quart of cum? :p


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