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What do you want on your tombstone?
I just saw a photo of a tombstone online that said,
"Well this sucks". ROFL! I don't know what I would have, but I would like something witty. |
Pepperoni.
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No way, sausage is way better.
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust |
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If not the Spike Milligan route ("I told you I wasl ill!"), then perhaps "At last I get a lie-in!"
Though I'd rather be buried at sea or composted or something. No lasting memorial for me! |
How about this:
"See you soon." |
Or perhaps "See you sooner than you think..."
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"Back In 10 Minutes"
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More: "Buried Alive." "OOPS." "Hey, guys, WATCH THIS!" "Mmm... BRAINS!" |
"pwned" (I make this post longer)
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How about "More goth than you"?
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"Someone honorable should have been mentioned here."
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How about, "At least it was a good time"
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"I died and all I got was this lousy stone"
"Hah! Afterlife, my ass..." |
Wow, I died. Where's my respawn point?
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I watch you when you shower
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" Not again "
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OH MY GOD yes!!
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i want,
"i said i wanted cremated, now im getting skull f***ed by maggots" on my tombstone |
Greetings all,
I have always been fond of a phrase along the lines of, "I once was where you are now and where I am you soon shall be." Contemplating postmortem wit, Matt |
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Ha, I love yours, Drac :D |
I love that one, disorder. You could do the dates like that:
<life=July 24, 1968> John Smith, loving son, husband, father. Expert programmer. </life= September 29, 2004> Could pull one out of the I'm so Goth list and have "I'm so goth I'm dead." I might go for "Nothing worth seeing here," but maybe that's just my current mood. Along the lines of the "I wanted cremation" one, I might have "Where's my flaming boat?" But I think, if I ever get around to it, I'd like to carve my own gravestone. Then, if they're nice and not embarassed by my self-carved gravestone, they won't plunk some generic block of granite on my head. |
I liked disorder's as well...
Hm. "I'm with stupid ---->" |
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