I have a favorite tool...

I don't know if it's gothic or not but it uhhh... it does its job.

And my other favorite tool:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e2...2/000_0006.jpg

Watch out! With those ears, he can hear you from 100 miles away. He might gather 5000 of his little bat buddies to bat-nap you in the middle of the night. ;)

Hey! Why didn't I know about the Uber Gothy Secret Goth Meeting of The Gothic Tool Users of Portland?!!

Oh. I guess it was that whole “Secret” thing. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.

We still haven't established what gothic tools are, but whatever they are, I'm sure they are used by Gothic Cabinet Craft to make furniture.

http://www.gothiccabinetcraft.com/index.php

Ok, so - random - I just logged in for the first time in ages... and there's a new ice.

Grooooooovy :P


And to stay on topic: black velvet socks and fake blood.*



*note: just yanking your collective chains.

Hi, Ice! ^^

My favorite gothic tool is my tongue ;)
It may not move mountains, but used properly, it can move hearts.
I might not stab with it, but it can certainly harm someone if I intend to.
It might not be of steel or platinum, but it can definitely be of silver.

Um...did anyone mention how dumb this really is? Cause.. yah...

Gothic tools... I prefer a broken bottle of Captain or Jack and a swift stabbing motion.

(But I will take pic's of meh big knives fer the living quarters thread as soon as I'm all set up and happy like.)

ICE!!! *pounce and HUGZ*


Tenet, you have excellent taste in tools.

I must admit my reaction was O_o* when I saw the title. *laughs*

There´s a bit of need to clarify something:

I started this thread actually as I was in a funny mood. I´ll have to apologize for using the word "tool". Obviously the meaning of tool is a bit different over the Atlantic. But I also understand that some of the posters were afraid of the word gothic in conjunction with tool. (Catchy Title, sort of)
Just to reassure you - this is not meant to be another "I´m sooo gothic" or "I´m the uber goth" thread.
This is purely dedicated to the most loved things you carry with you or you try to hide at home and maybe finally decided to share with us.
And so far I think there´s quite some humor showing up in this thread too. That´s what I think counts. Stay laid-back, relax and have fun.

Tenet: is that actually toilet paper on the very right side of your guitar pic?

Ok then my mose beloved thing.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e151/shi-ark/mike.jpg

My bass guitar. the only one i have ever owned and anless i get a 5string the olny one i may ever play.

Yet you can still use big words?

That’s ok, there was this one time after eating a friends ‘home cooked cake’ that got us so far gone in to a oblivion that I started acting out my favorite part from the Iliad.

Also I love my books.

Xng, you ARE cool like that!

I have a riddle.

Q) How do you identify a gothic tool?

A) They start bad, stereotype-reinforcing threads like "Favorite Goth Tool."

My favourite gothic tool is Batman's Anti Shark Repellant.

Fuckdammit, who comes up with THAT?!?

What's wrong with Batman's Anti-Shark Repellant?? Beside the double negative action it's a quality product. I own five bottles and I haven't seen a shark in the near by Minnesotan' lakes yet!!

What the hell is an Anti-Shark?

Is it like anti-christ?

Anti-deluvian?