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Timeless Rebellion 03-19-2012 02:36 AM

Versus! Graus! Fruitbat!
 
I challenge all three of you to a game of beerpong!

Versus 03-19-2012 05:39 AM

I suck at beer pong.

Timeless Rebellion 03-19-2012 02:48 PM

So do I, let's play!

MissCheyenne 03-19-2012 02:49 PM

And where, may I ask, was MY invite to play?!?!?!

Timeless Rebellion 03-19-2012 02:52 PM

It's right here! *tosses you a beer can*

MissCheyenne 03-19-2012 02:53 PM

Right on!!!

Versus 03-19-2012 03:00 PM

Can we arm wrestle instead?

Timeless Rebellion 03-19-2012 03:00 PM

Not tonight, I just had 5 different kinds of armlocks done on me, all 5 of them including my hand and elbow.

Renatus 03-19-2012 03:15 PM

I'm in, and you are going down... Theres a reason why Wisconsinites aren't allowed to participate in drinking contests at spring break, and I've been watching/playing ping pong for as long as I can remember. I'm also quite good at the goldfish bowl faire game.

Murder.Of.Crows 03-19-2012 03:33 PM

http://verydemotivational.files.word...-beer-pong.jpg

For some reason, this is how I picture Versus playing beer pong

Timeless Rebellion 03-19-2012 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renatus (Post 691617)
I'm in, and you are going down... Theres a reason why Wisconsinites aren't allowed to participate in drinking contests at spring break, and I've been watching/playing ping pong for as long as I can remember. I'm also quite good at the goldfish bowl faire game.

I still get to put beer in those cups, right? Because then I don't mind losing.
You're on!!

Versus 03-19-2012 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows (Post 691618)
http://verydemotivational.files.word...-beer-pong.jpg

For some reason, this is how I picture Versus playing beer pong

Thunder, saber, adjust fire, over.

Saber, thunder, adjust fire, out.

Grid AB 08675309, plastic cups in the open, danger close, over.

AB 08675309, plastic cups in the open, danger close, out.

Sierra, 1 round, target AA0001, over.

Sierra, 1 round, AA0001, out.

Shot, over.

Shot, out.

Splash, over.

Splash, out.

Thunder, saber, direction 6250, distance 0003, over.

6250, 0003, out.

Drop 200, fire for effect, out.

Shot, over.

Shot, out.

Splash, over.

Splash, out.

Thunder, saber, good effects, engage and destroy 1 plastic cup.

Renatus 03-19-2012 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Versus (Post 691620)
Thunder, saber, adjust fire, over.

Saber, thunder, adjust fire, out.

Grid AB 08675309, plastic cups in the open, danger close, over.

AB 08675309, plastic cups in the open, danger close, out.

Sierra, 1 round, target AA0001, over.

Sierra, 1 round, AA0001, out.

Shot, over.

Shot, out.

Splash, over.

Splash, out.

Thunder, saber, direction 6250, distance 0003, over.

6250, 0003, out.

Drop 200, fire for effect, out.

Shot, over.

Shot, out.

Splash, over.

Splash, out.

Thunder, saber, good effects, engage and destroy 1 plastic cup.

*Jams the signal* I didn't qualify to join the signal corps for nothing.

Versus 03-19-2012 05:59 PM

I want to know how you're going to jam an encrypted signal that hops frequencies 111 times a second. Also, I'd pay to see a commo geek call a fire mission. It's not their job by a long shot. :3

Fruitbat 03-20-2012 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 691597)
I challenge all three of you to a game of beerpong!

Can I use a basketball? Because there is no way I'm ever going to get a ping pong ball in a beercup.

Oh and can I be on Ren's team?

Plus I'm always up for a challenge, even if it means you all have to witness drunk fruity (give me caffiene I'm way more fun and reckless)

Timeless Rebellion 03-22-2012 01:38 PM

Beerpong with buckets and basketballs.... I am totally in!!

Renatus 03-22-2012 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fruitbat (Post 691645)
Can I use a basketball? Because there is no way I'm ever going to get a ping pong ball in a beercup.

Oh and can I be on Ren's team?

Plus I'm always up for a challenge, even if it means you all have to witness drunk fruity (give me caffiene I'm way more fun and reckless)

Eh, you can either be on my team or use basketballs, I don't do well with basketballs so if this involved basketballs I would be out.

Fruitbat 03-22-2012 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renatus (Post 691711)
Eh, you can either be on my team or use basketballs, I don't do well with basketballs so if this involved basketballs I would be out.

Oh shit, that's even worse... Ren we can go back to ping pong balls, just whoever is standing at the other end of the table be warned... I'm going to have to throw a bucket of them, and I guarantee they will miss the beer cups.

I'm guessing the game ends when either all the beer is drunk or the person can't stand up anymore?

Because you all know I'm a cheapass drunk, so I'll just smell the beer and then be declaring to my boots that I will love them until the end of days, right?

Unless there is a 65 Mustang in the driveway, because I'll move onto sweet talking that baby, until I actually have a cup of beer, then I'll be all "I love ya right man. You are totally awesome, I think you are the bestest best best person in the entire world, no, no, no, no, no, the entire universe, man." - then promptly fall asleep, curled up in the corner of the room.

I remember everything I do when I'm drunk, so I'll be all shamefaced the next day, having to apologise to the Mustang for wanting to take advantage of it, apologise to my boots for cheating on my love for them (with the mustang).

I just have to hope you all have shitty drunk recall, so no one will know of my indiscretions....

Maybe we should just ban boots all together. It's just too risky... *wink*

Timeless Rebellion 03-23-2012 12:07 AM

Fruitbat!
I totally wanna drink with you, you sound like an awesome partystarter!
And don't worry, you are not alone. I have this friend... she declared her undying love for a stove used to heat up a house.
She was filmed hugging the thing... and had several burns on her hands the next day... :p

Fruitbat 03-23-2012 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 691734)
Fruitbat!
I totally wanna drink with you, you sound like an awesome partystarter!
And don't worry, you are not alone. I have this friend... she declared her undying love for a stove used to heat up a house.
She was filmed hugging the thing... and had several burns on her hands the next day... :p

Your friend sounds awesome...

Now you've come to mention it, I always seem to be the one who is out there, on the dancefloor first, or doing some other crazy shit to get people to join in...


I'm in if there are no boots allowed in the room, and I'm on Ren's team.

Timeless Rebellion 03-23-2012 09:23 AM

Alright, deal! No boots allowed, you can join Ren. But I want to see you dance then!

Fruitbat 03-23-2012 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion (Post 691749)
Alright, deal! No boots allowed, you can join Ren. But I want to see you dance then!

Oh yeah, I'm the queen of the upright Epileptic fit style of dancing.

Everyone will run screaming from the room! v v Baby bat is helping with this post.


vbvbbvbvbvbvbvbvbbvbvv v vvv v n..kl...l.
:D

Renatus 03-23-2012 02:09 PM

What about my boots? as for my ability to recall things while drunk, I've never been drunk so I don't know. On the bright side the fact that I've never been drunk could be taken as a good sign of my beer pong skills.

Versus 03-23-2012 02:16 PM

You know that you have to drink the beer, right?

Renatus 03-23-2012 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Versus (Post 691765)
You know that you have to drink the beer, right?

Awe, and here I thought we were using vodka, now I'll never get drunk.


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