Interesting secret facts about yourself GAME.
 

I'll go first:

When I was 12 I kept a pet snail called Eddy. A few weeks after I adopted him though, I squashed him by accident! :(

You go next.

Why do you still even try?

This thread is scary.

Sorry Ladies, BUT THEY'RE NOT FACTS. Shut the fuck up if you're not gonna join in.

I secretly think this thread is scary.

Ok. Here's a fact. I secretly want to see you get hit by bus....

Nyahahaha nut joining!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111

LADIES, if you want to keep hatin' on me, then PLEASE make a seperate thread about it. But this is MY super game thread so BUTT OUT if you're not gonna give some positive input.

My fact is that no one's using this thread apart from to take the piss out of Unimuff.

I think that what you lack in clue-by-fours you make up for with ugly-sticks.

But we already have a facts-about-you thread.

I'm participating in the game you butt out.

My secret fact is that I think Unimatrix should be utilized as a piñata.

You seem to be mistaken.
This is new "Let's all rip into Uni" thread.
We had to remodel the old design.

I secretly think the Uni is " Da Missing Link! " in the Evolutionary Theory.

No, no. That's you.

I secretly believe Unimegriffin is a mutant cane toad...

I secretly think Uni has no real friends.

I openly think Uni has no friends, real or imaginary.

I'm just trying to be nice.
Unimatrix, perhaps you should come up with new material that is original, ok?

Albert, what is your problem?

I secretly think that Albert is a Neanderthal.

So, am I the most hated member these boards have ever seen?

Okay I don't care. As I said, I'm living my life and becoming famous while you ladies are just runnin your mouth over me obsessing.

You're not famous!

You can only fucking wish.

Yeah but I'm becoming famous because of you lot talkin, talkin, talkin about ME.

I can out-burp and out-fart most men.