Humane pain, as someone studying science with an interest in neurology, the exact mechanisms behind human consciousness are still not understood.

It's like a massive puzzle. We have the edges, but we are still missing everything in the middle. we have little clues, but not the complete image.
So we're not there yet.

And please don't hail the Higgs-Boson just yet, we're still not entirely sure where abouts it exists within the data we're getting from the LHC.

I knew that, ya smarty pants, but I just can't help getting excited about SCIENCE!!!

Speaking of which, did you hear that they recently discovered the largest black hole ever documented? In fact, it's even bigger than the one that was created when the Kardashians started making reality TV shows!

* pah-rum-dish! *

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive.

(Also, all hail the flying spaghetti monster!)

We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

Why are people still feeding this troll? It is obvious that he actually himself is not a Christian and has created a half dozen identical threads across six forums all with the same topic in efforts to mock Christianity.

If we ignore him, maybe he will you know, go away...or get hit by a bus. I'm quite content whatever the outcome as long as it means one less troll.

But it's fun messing with this one.

I second Timeless Rebellion's motion.

The motion carries.

why are you so mean? I don't wish evil on you why do you me/.

Not that you need it, but I agree with Time and BP. Sorry Sternn, you've been vetoed.

Is that Bushmills or Jameson I smell? ;)

I smell a new comer

That's what the adult video producer said to the young wanna-be porn star.

YUP! I just took this thread to that level. So what?!?

That's what you get for not sharing the Jameson!

Yeah, Sternny, ya gotta share next time!

*hands out whisky to everyone in the thread except for Pothead, because alcohol is a sin*

alcohol is not a sin in moderation, but in excess it is a sin, and the bible says in
1 Corinthians 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. .....................that means that no drunkard will inherit the kingdom of God..... so who wants to be a drunkard?

You're still not getting any whisky.

Yeah, let him have 'gods' kingdom while we have a good time!

^_^

Indeed :D *breaks out the disco lights*

well I can drink I just can't make a habit out of it, but as long as I don't do it all the time just every once in a while I'm okay it's not a sin.. so who wants to give me some strong drink?

Didn't you hear the man? No drink for you. Consider it a test of your resolve, kinda like Jesus in the desert when the Devil came to tempt him. After all, faith is meaningless without adversity. :)

Also, I just don't want to share my whisky with him.

Put some starch in your wimple!

oh well I guess I don't need it, my faith should keep me happy enough, but you remember what Jesus said to satan when he was tempted ? he said it is written you shall not temp the Lord thy God, that is one place where Jesus said he was God