A good vomit so I can continue to get my buzz on!


A complaining pussy, or a tough calous bastard?

mmmmmmmmm.................they're both as bad as one another.
a complaining pussy cos i'll just tie her up, gag her and have my kinky way with her. :D


an ugly virgin or unbelievably sexy hooker?

sexy hooker+2 condoms (virgins suck in bed........sorry)



boring and faithful or sexy and questionable

um. both are a head fuck.
boring and faithful.


sweet lies or painful truth?

Pain is neverending and so is the truth, so truth!



Hurt really bad physically or marginaly bad mentaly?

i'm already mentaly bad (or at least my shrink thinks so)
....so do i have to answer???


an epic or a saga?

saga keeps the ppl wondering


devil or angel

No legs!!!....I use my arms for my art!!! I draw...

Xng demons have wings too!

vodka in sprite or vodka in coke?

circumcised, but as long as it works i'm not fussy.


reign in hell or serve in heaven?

Serve in heaven.. I dont like the idea of being beaten to a pulp.. even if I am dead!

Galaxy or Cadbury's dairy milk?

i dont know what galaxy or cadbury's dairy milk is but im going to pick galaxy because it sounds cool.....

bauhaus or the cure

Name from deadname.com.

Shelves or cupboards?

Shelves. You have to have 50 cats and know how to play mahjong to have "cupboards".

Airplane or train?

train. i haven't traveled on one in a while.



climbing into bed and realizing someone shit in it or having someone shit on you while you're asleep?

The former. It gives the lesser amount of imagery.

Cellphones or land lines?

cellphones. lots more options.


having someone cut your teeth out, one-by-one with a razor bade or shoving guitar strings into your urethra - all six?

both because cellphones or mobiles are handy when your out and you can have free texts and maybe free calls... sometimes it's cheaper to call someone on the land line esp if it's to another land line!!

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damn you :P um neither!!

Fairys or Elfs?

fairies, cuz i have a good bud who hates elves.



stuffing a firecracker up your ass and lighting it or biting down on a lit firecracker?

Stuffing...It'll cleanse my bowels.

Eating a tampon that's been up a dog's ass or drinking milk that's been produced by some wrinkled beaver?

drinking milk...it'll not taste nice but i'll be sick afterwards...lol!! or try to be anyway!!

System of a down or Mudvayne?