Spiders hatching under my skin, cockroaches are'nt as beautiful as spiders. :smile: Arachnids are a favorite of mine.

A rope going around your neck and it slowly get tighter every minute until it takes you whole head off or being fed your boneless fingers one by one and then your punishers sharpen the bones left and slowly stick them in your skin?

Spider eggs!!! I love spiders! They make me feel all warm inside :D

Breast feeding Marilyn Manson or Eating a pie full of razorblades?

Uh shit, Gothica beat me...

Hmm... I'm going to have to go with... the rope. I'd pass out from lack of oxygen long before the head lopping off-age.

Dressing up in Nazi paraphernalia in the middle of Jerusalem, or wearing the Ku Klux Klan formal wear at a meeting of the Black Panthers?

Dressin up as a nazi

'Dem black folk are crazy! I know. Half of my family's black, half's white. We don't have Thanksgiving together put it that way. Gotta do the two different things. Damn parents.

Drag Racing or Circle Track?

Drag Racing

childhood or teenage-years?

dunno...both were bad.


reading or writting?

Math



Becoming a heroin junkie or a crackhead

long

being beaten up day after day or watch your parents have sex


wow, mine are just crass

Hitler; I'd show him my drawings of him.

Being a hermaphrodite, or having no genitals?

Number two. I'm lonely enough without
being number one.

Number two when number one cheated
or dead last?

I'm mentally challenged OK?!!!

Would you spell it out for me?

What is number one and what is number two?

Sorry X. Just being funny not angry.

Number 1

2nd place in a contest where the 1st place
guy cheated or dead last?

Second place. Unless it's a "biggest loser" contest, because coming second has strange and mindbending implications.

(Incidentally, I didn't know that Senzuri was a wrestler or whatever. Senzuri is slang for male masturbation. It means "The thousand motions". Manzuri is slang for female masturbation, it means "The ten-thousand motions". Jumping on the bandwagon -> Who's crass now?)

Wonderful love doomed to fail or comfortable relationship that's nothing spectacular?

Wonderful love doomed to fail; my comfortable relatiopnships always end. It's the law of disfunctionality.

Cockroach infestation or real life exposure to Gnet n00bs?