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Hi there.
I'm Pitchfork, and I'm new on this site. I'm seventeen years old and from sweden, therefore I apologize if my school-english let me down.

I'm probably not going to post a lot on this site, I rather enjoy lurking threads. What is this boards general opinion on lurkers anyway?
I have a thing for the dark corners of the internet, for example I lurk 4chan from time to time, mostly 'cause I'm bored.

Oh yeah! I almost forgot. I have a very weird sense of humor.

Well really, thats all you need to know about me.

If you have a really weird/bad sense of humour, you'll love me xD
lurking...... lurking...... hmmmmm..... STALKING!!!! AHHH *grabs pepper spray*
jk, I have a feeling people lurk around here all the time.

hahaha, yeah, I'm a stalker. A communitystalker :D

I was thinking more if people though the board would be more active if lurkers weren't lurkers (weird sentence, I know). On the other hand the general opinion on most communitys is that newbies should spend at least the first days lurking so that they get to know the place better.

Salutations. I am a former lurker, haha.
It's nice to meet you. Your English seems great to me.

Yes, your English is certainly at higher level, than most of the gimps we get here.

https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=11699

I wrote it a while ago but it's still relevant. Please ignore the shit that people replied. Welcome to gothic.net.

And here we go again................

Dearest pitchfork, Uni is the resident troll. Yesterday she went around all the newbie threads showing them the thread to be warned of us.
Ignore her.


Welcome to gnet.

Lauren, he's a professional lurker, he probably knows all about Ms.Hothead troll

..Probably..

Fuck you TheBloodEternety. She's one of them, pitchfork, I urge you to look at that post I sent you

https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=11699

And look on the boards. You will see how I am being singled out because of my interests.

Yeah, It's totally unjust the way we discriminate against interests of damaging cats and defensless girls, kicking both in the reproductive organs when downed.... I couldn't POSSIBLY see where this isolation would come from.

I didn't kick a cat in the reproductive organs.

I think he'll do the better thing and really just ignore you.

Damn it to fuck Lethean, just ignore her.

Yes ma'am :'(

Mwahahaha.

Did you choose your name because of Project Pitchfork?

Whoa, a lot of people wanting me things. Makes me wish I had slept this night so that I could give them a fair answer.

I must confess I haven't lurked this site long enough to get to know the characters/users/persons/trolls around here, and therefore I'll not judge anyone just yet. Further more I feel I must tell you all I'm a girl. I kind of forgot to tell that in the first post.

I'm afraid not. It's just that I've recently fallen in love with the word "pitchfork" since it's so nice to say.

Sweden, eh? North or south?

North, actually.

Damn. Always the north.