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Help!
I had the weirdest dream yesterday and now I feel like I love my neighbor.
Am I Jesus Christ? |
do you have holes in your hand or are you bleeding from your rib,
cue music: conversations about the holes in your hands, whats that moving in the basement what's that lying in the street.....a kiss on my hand...." ..don't develop a god complex it will only end in crucifiction |
Are you sure you don't think you're Mr. Rogers?
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Have you recently drinked any beverages that turned red and bitter?
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My 8-ball says yes. But it's not magic or anything. Maybe you are just attracted to them. If you describe the dream I would love to give my real best insite.
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My best insight is that we should all worship Alan.
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No, but you may be a Christian. =)
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umm... exactly.
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Alan, from personal experience, you might be coming down with the flu.
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Jin, I hadn't seen a possible way you could post in this post and recover from it, but you just won big.
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I know that the average new thread around here has been getting dumber and dumber of late, but now even the parody threads are starting to seem weak.
*sigh* |
IT'S A FREAKING CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!1!!! THEY PUT IT IN THE WATER, MAN, I'VE SEEN IT!!!!!tHE RADIO TOWERS THAT NO LONGER TRANSMIT TELEVISION STILL USE ULTRA-FFREQUENCIES TO affect thE brain, and the water makes us all the more susceptible to it! Now the reason you love your neighbor is that you haven't been wearing your crushed Aluminum helmet to refract the waves, and the drugs in the tap water are slowing down your insatiable cynicism and bitterness!!! You may even feel as if... you ENJOY LIFE!!!!!!! run away, run away.......
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Alan, have you seen flashes of light? Experiencing sensations of "weirdness"?
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User Angelic Dissonance is no longer with us.... I will morn him. He died rambling about tin hats. He must have went crazy. We should probly ignore his posts :)
The government hopes you have a nice day :) There will be cake |
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Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Yay for cake!
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I made a cake today, it is cooling at the moment but I'm rather eager to have a bite.
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Solumina, why don't we try a little experiment while we wait? There will be cake at the end.
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What kind of experiment? Also I have cake now so there will be cake both before and after the experiment.
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Let's just say you get a REALLY neat gun.
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Oh sweet I just love playing with guns!
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Ewwww ... what is that? ... Oh, I know.
I smell sarcasm |
someone mention guns?
(screw the cake!!) |
The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie... The cake is a lie... |
maybe so but... what about the guns?
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