Yo' Mama Is So Goth...
 

As per suggestion of the lovely Xnguela..



Here we go...




Yo' Mama is So Goth, Clowns spontaneously combust when she goes to the Circus.

:D

yo' mama is so goth, her wrists slit themselves

Yo' mama's so gawth she only eats Count Chocula.


*Sue me, I'm dead tired*

TOIB!!!!!!

Your mama's so gawth, Bella Lugosi was HER understudy.

Yo' momma's so goth that she blinds people with her pale skin.

Your mama's so gawth, she was fired from her job for fashioning corporate nooses from neck ties to decorate the men's bathroom.

Yo' momma's so goth, she named you Raven.
In fact, yo' momma's so goth, she named all your sisters Raven too.
And all your brothers.
And your gerbil.
Etc.

Yo' mama is so goth, bats hang little plastic "mamas" from their ceiling.

Yo' mama's so goth her Depends have corset ties on them.

Yo mama's so gawth her dentures have vampire canines!

Yo' mama's so gawth they call her vagina the 'Bat Cave'. Which is where they got the name for the club in the first place.

Yo' Mama is SO GOTH she listens to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then she dies. And then she comes back to life. And then she dies again . . . Tragically.

:D

Yo momma is so Goth that she spells morning as mourning

Yo' Momma Is So Goth... she shits bats.

Yo' momma is so Goth she keeps getting hit on by necrophiliacs.

Heheh, I like this thread!

Yo Momma is soo Goth... she painted your bedroom black for you.

Yo Momma is so Goth... when you were eight she got your dead hamster mummified so you could keep him forever and ever... *eek!*

while picking black roses, DUH

Yo' mamma is so goth she doesn't use fabric softner...she likes the pain.

Yo' mamma is so goth, nuns & priests resent her because she looks better in black than they do.

Yo' mama's so goth, the annoying little hour-glass on her computer screen sais 'loathing' in stead of 'loading'.

Yo' momma is so goth, night time was created to comemorate her birth.

Yo' momma is so goth, Dracula sleeps with a flashlight just in case.

Yo' momma is so goth, her poetry makes Charles Manson cry.

Yo' momma is so goth, she dyes her toilet paper black.

Yo' momma is so goth, she was born with excessive eyeliner around her eyes.

Yo' momma is so goth, the barbarian tribes of Roman era Europe had an oracle gaze into the future for an idea of what to name themselves and asked her what she saw: the word "goth" and yo' momma's face.

Yo' momma is so goth, when she visits Canada, it snows black.

Yo' momma is so goth, siouxsie and the banshees starts plays when she goes shopping in the grocery store.

Yo' momma is so goth, when fruits and vegetables turn black, she doesn't think they are rotten; she just says they are living an alternative lifestyle.

Yo' momma is so goth, in all of your parents wedding photos came out black. Not dark; just black.

yah moma is so goth, she sleeps in a coffen.

ya moma is so goth, your back yard is field with shallow graves.

Yo' momma is so goth, when she joins a webforum dedicated to gothic literature, she's sure to know how to spell.

Yo' momma is so goth, every argument you have ends with her saying: "Why can't you be more like Andrew Eldritch?!"

That one made me laugh. In an intelligent, dark way of course.

Your mama's so goth, she takes her coffee without sugar. (or CREAM)

Your mama's so goth, her ride is the Batmobile.

I WANT THAT SIGN!!


Yo' mama is so goth, she suckled you with breastabsinthe.

Your momma's so goth, her angst surpasses that of the infamous Corey Feldman.

Your momma's so goth, she challenged the Pain Teens to prove it.

Yo momma's so goth that when she's cutting up meat for dinner, she ends up cutting herself

Alright, so uhh... I'm so goth I'm gonna make up an original one...

"Your mom's so goth, with her horribly emo poetry, she made Chuck Norris cry"

Yo momma so goth that she held Andrew Eldritch and mace point and forced him to dye his hair blond because he isn't as goth as her!

=] EXACTLY!

yo mama so goth, her bleached white tits squirt blood-milk into the fanged mouths of her baby bats.

Yo mama is so gawth that when she dyes her hair Midnight Black, she does it by memory because her reflection doesn't show...

Hahaha, Pits you're the best.


Santarea, have to give you extra points for originality with architecture.

Alot of these are hilarious.
Yo' momma is so goth the various and sundry layers of her Gothness are profoundly horrified of each other.

Your mammas so goth that satan worships her

Your mammas so goth when she walks the grass dies under her feet

Your mammas so goth her piano has all black keys

Your mammas so goth she made everyday friday the thirteenth

Awwwwww, *blush*


Yo mama's so gawth ravens use her as a homing beacon to migrate.

Yo momma's so goth that she caused Brandon Lee's death!