My list of people that can eat a dick.
 

Catch -Eat a dick
HumanePain -Eat a dick
SCC -Eat a dick and like it. I'm looking out for you
Corpsey -Eat a healthy dick
Fruitbat -Suck a sack of baby dicks!!
Catch -Eat a syphilitic dick
Saya -Eat MY dick
Miss. Cheyenne -Wanna eat my dick?
Ophelia -Totally eat my dick
Vindicated -Someday, you'll eat my dick. I'll make it worth your time.
Versus -Would you like to eat my dick? We can eat each others' at the same time
Onyxbat -Go die in a fire cause you're not old enough to eat a dick

If I didn't mention you, I'd probably just give you a bro pound.

#Ragequitting

Does this mean catch eats two dicks?

She needs one to grow on or I just really really hate her and think she's either retarded, slow, or autistic.

#Ragequitting

Clicking this made me giggle.

I'm very not into guys. Unless it's a power thing. Then I'd definitely power fuck you.

Can i watch?

I could make you power fuck him for me. That would be an alright expression of my power.

Ha.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

*bro pound*

I didn't make the list, so bro pounding? When exactly will this take place, I need to make preparations.

You don't prep for a bro pound, you just let it happen.

lol, but what if it isn't in the schedule. I might not be home and i'll miss it. Wait, i'm not making sense right now. never mind your right sol.... I think, i dunno i really shouldn't be allowed on a computer whilst drinking.... Now I don't know where i was going with this...lol

I never make any lists... :'(

You could make a list if you really wanted.

I feel disturbed being in a list of people with Catch being mentioned on either side of me.

This list gives me mixed messages.

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! How do you know I like small dicks? It makes deep throating so much easier...

Aww, Konty, you're so sweet. <3

Hey asshole, where the FUCK is my dick? This is an outrage. Based on my virtual raep in the porno thread, I thought we had something special (in a predatory sorta way, but STILL). Guess not. You live & learn.

I'd like to think your dick is sliding between my ass cheeks but that's just me.

This is the first time someone pound me ....without a dick.

Baahahhaha.

I MADE THE LIST!!!!!! I think this is the first time I've ever made a list on here, I feel so damn special now.

Yeah, I totally wanna eat your dick Kontan.

Wait, does this mean I am disliked? Aw shit :(

I like you, MC. And, let's face it, with that endorsement, nothing else matters. Nothing else. In life. Whatsoever.

Feel better?

Totally. I'm riding a wave of pure joy right now. If you pitched me against a unicorn in a competition for who is most full of joy, I would win hands down.

I will fuck you all, one at a time. I'm one of life's givers.