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Forum: Literature 02-06-2012, 01:26 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Love is nice. Those shining golden days before it...

Love is nice. Those shining golden days before it rips your heart out through your throat and stump-fucks the hole are a beautiful thing.
Forum: Literature 02-06-2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Aww, don't be all suss, yo, I'm just happy for...

Aww, don't be all suss, yo, I'm just happy for you guys. For real. I'm squeeing and shit. See, this is why we can't have nice touching Kodak moments Gnet!
Forum: Literature 02-05-2012, 08:48 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to...

OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to join the military? Would you stay on a sinking ship just to hold his hand while he drowned?

If you need a maid of honor, I look fucking HOT in...
Forum: Literature 02-05-2012, 08:46 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Our new reptilian overlord. Who the hell do you...

Our new reptilian overlord. Who the hell do you think? She's a new member and there's no need to be so goddamn rude to someone you've never exachanged a fucking word with.

Jesus fucking Christ.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something?...

How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something? I know it's not shame - neither of you has shown any about public dry-humping before. :p
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:30 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, remember when trolls were actually funny,...

Yeah, remember when trolls were actually funny, instead of just boring?

Duckman, Helpmann, Judge & ETS would fucking WEEP if they could see what's happened to their toilet bowl.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:23 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Awesome. I'll jump on the bandwagon as soon as...

Awesome. I'll jump on the bandwagon as soon as someone does something worthy of ridicule.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:01 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Motherfucker don't appreciate the value of an...

Motherfucker don't appreciate the value of an in-built audience, slavering for his words before he's even written one.

INGRATES, ALL OF YOU.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 01:52 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, losing a couple of scenes from this one was...

Yeah, losing a couple of scenes from this one was a pain since I didn't have them backed up. Not that it was ever gonna be good for anything but posting here, but still. That shit was classy, man....
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:51 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Let's hump like bonobos on Saturn's ring.

Let's hump like bonobos on Saturn's ring.
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:47 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
This is making me think of Devo. You're gonna get...

This is making me think of Devo. You're gonna get hit by my space junk.
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:36 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Goddamn, trust me to hook up with the one girl I...

Goddamn, trust me to hook up with the one girl I ever met who wishes I was a stunted runt. You must literally come up to my nipples.

If I curl into a ball and you lie on top of my back, does that...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm over six four, you can try. For some reason...

I'm over six four, you can try. For some reason the idea of you MAKING me fit makes me happy in my pants. ;p
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:16 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I've been off my game. Wanna spoon?

I've been off my game. Wanna spoon?
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 02:18 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Problem is, it's hard for anyone to write a new...

Problem is, it's hard for anyone to write a new one right now, since nothing's really happening in the forums. If you guys want more narcissism-stroking fanfic, y'all are just gonna have to step up...
Forum: Literature 02-01-2012, 05:40 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Jeez, no need to cry about it, ya whining bunch...

Jeez, no need to cry about it, ya whining bunch of pussies. Way to put people off resurrecting the motherfucking GOLDEN AGE of the lit section. This is why we can't have nice things Gnet!
...
Forum: Literature 01-29-2012, 10:16 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
My only request is that my final scene involves...

My only request is that my final scene involves fucking Judge until she's made of post-sex glow and the PVC melts and merges with her flesh like a second skin. If nothing else, I guess that'd leave...
Forum: Literature 01-19-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I can't PM you as you don't have enough posts,...

I can't PM you as you don't have enough posts, but there's pretty much a synopsis of the rest in this thread (http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=25878). If you want more details or to ask...
Forum: Literature 01-05-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
LOL. You're a trooper, sir. MC: we should...

LOL. You're a trooper, sir.

MC: we should really get back to ruling at porn some time. You've been well and truly typecast - irreplaceable is un-promotable, y'know ;p
Forum: Literature 01-05-2012, 12:09 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's not that I don't love you anymore,...

It's not that I don't love you anymore, angel-puss. It's just that... well... nothing's really been happening round here of late. Trolls are thin on the ground and pretty sub-par, and a lot of the...
Forum: Literature 01-04-2012, 07:20 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Feel free - Cuckoo's right. It's not like I was...

Feel free - Cuckoo's right. It's not like I was in any danger of finishing. If you want, I can give you the storyline I had plotted out back when (including provisional 'credits roll' scene). Or if...
Forum: Literature 08-23-2011, 01:55 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks Tek, that's some nice shit you just said....

Thanks Tek, that's some nice shit you just said. For real. I got all mushy & everything (although that's prolly just my IBS and all). I don't remember what poem I drunk-PM'd you back in the day, but...
Forum: Literature 05-03-2011, 02:37 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
CUT BACK TO THE OFFICE WHERE THE GROUP...

CUT BACK TO THE OFFICE WHERE THE GROUP ENCOUNTERED HONEYTHORN & SOLUMINA. DUCKMAN, HELPMANN & JUDGE ARE STILL STREAMING OVER THE ADMIN, PULLING EARS AND TWEAKING NIPPLES BEFORE BEING THROWN OFF TO...
Forum: Literature 03-25-2011, 09:08 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks man, I appreciate that. I really will...

Thanks man, I appreciate that. I really will finish this someday soon - it was really fun to write. I might need to change the ending though, as I drunkenly disclosed it to somebody a while back. I...
Forum: Literature 02-24-2011, 03:54 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
MOMENT OF SILENCE. FRONTAL SHOT OF DESP, STANDING...

MOMENT OF SILENCE. FRONTAL SHOT OF DESP, STANDING WITH HIS ARMS AT HIS SIDES, MUSCLES TENSING. CUT TO CLOSE-UP SIDE SHOT OF JILLY, FACING AWAY FROM DESP DRAWING ON THE PORTAL. HE TENSES SUDDENLY LIKE...
Forum: Literature 02-16-2011, 01:04 PM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
ON THE OTHER SIDE, THE GROUP GET UP, COUGHING...

ON THE OTHER SIDE, THE GROUP GET UP, COUGHING SLIGHTLY AND DUSTING THEMSELVES OFF.

Saya: [to Apathy] A watch-tower? Really? [she shakes her head] You really are making this shit up on the hoof.
...
Forum: Literature 02-14-2011, 07:38 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
APATHY GRABS JILLY, LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD LIKE...

APATHY GRABS JILLY, LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES, AND FLINGS HIM INTO THE PORTAL. HOWEVER AS HE HITS IT DEAD CENTRE, HIS ARMS AND LEGS EXTEND AND GRAB THE EDGES OF REALITY. HIS...
Forum: Literature 02-01-2011, 10:08 AM
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Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
SHOT OF A DOOR SET IN A SMALL STONE CABIN, WHICH...

SHOT OF A DOOR SET IN A SMALL STONE CABIN, WHICH SUDDENLY BURSTS OPEN AS THE SIX SURVIVORS BUST OUT LIKE THE A-TEAM. SHOT MOVES OUT TO REVEAL THAT THEY ARE NOW ON THE ROOF, AND CONTINUES TO PAN AWAY,...
Forum: Literature 02-01-2011, 07:52 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Relax, angel-puss. You're soon gonna have a VITAL...

Relax, angel-puss. You're soon gonna have a VITAL role to play, if you know what I mean. ;)
Forum: Literature 01-30-2011, 10:54 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks man, I really appreciate that, especially...

Thanks man, I really appreciate that, especially since I know you were miffed about getting whacked early on. I'll letcha live in the next one, promise. ;)
Forum: Literature 01-30-2011, 07:24 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm so using that image. Sinjob could wash your...

I'm so using that image. Sinjob could wash your hair with the distilled sounds of Creedence and body-pop while I draw giant vaginas on the wall in the steam. Damn, you're my favorite newbie now.
Forum: Literature 01-29-2011, 07:59 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, I was going to do some surreal music-based...

Yeah, I was going to do some surreal music-based routines featuring you and Sinjob.

Thanks by the way - gotta say, I was pretty satisfied with how Duck turned out. I think I really captured his...
Forum: Literature 01-28-2011, 09:44 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Meh, guess... I'm kind of getting sick of this......

Meh, guess... I'm kind of getting sick of this... I think the next one is gonna be GNet: The Arthouse Movie and am already thinking of lots of Eraserhead-meets-General situations. Versus's boots will...
Forum: Literature 01-27-2011, 05:56 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Fuck it, I'm putting two more people in, since...

Fuck it, I'm putting two more people in, since it's growing quicker than a spinster's hymen anyway.
Forum: Literature 01-26-2011, 03:31 PM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Don't lie to yourself, chickadee. You love me ALL...

Don't lie to yourself, chickadee. You love me ALL the time. :p
Forum: Literature 01-26-2011, 02:53 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I wrote you and Ophie in as kind of an...

I wrote you and Ophie in as kind of an afterthought. But I figured everyone should come back in for the ending. Shit's getting longer and longer though - I have a rough plan, but one scene in my plan...
Forum: Literature 01-26-2011, 02:37 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
OPHIE WATCHES THEM GO, THEN TURNS TO VIN, WHO IS...

OPHIE WATCHES THEM GO, THEN TURNS TO VIN, WHO IS CONSCIOUS BUT DISORIENTED, AND SLAPS HER HARD AROUND THE FACE WITH THE FULL FORCE OF HER BODY.

Ophie: You fucking MORON! What was I thinking when...
Forum: Literature 01-26-2011, 02:36 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
The four forms are a blur as they roll around the...

The four forms are a blur as they roll around the room like a giant ball made of biting, scratching, flailing limbs. Helpmann suddenly rolls away from the fray and leaps on his feet like a cat in...
Forum: Literature 01-26-2011, 12:22 AM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
She might've been, I can't really remember.

She might've been, I can't really remember.
Forum: Literature 01-25-2011, 03:49 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
No, but I've seen a couple. SHE'S ONLY A...

No, but I've seen a couple.

SHE'S ONLY A MOTHERFUCKING REDHEAD.
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 05:12 PM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Wink Sure it is, kiddo. That's the spirit.

Sure it is, kiddo. That's the spirit.
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 04:45 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Do you ever watch The IT Crowd? There's this one...

Do you ever watch The IT Crowd? There's this one part that always cracks me up - it's out of context here, but if you know it you might remember: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W39dvI8XXx4 . I stole...
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 04:43 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Bahahahaha. That is awesome.

Bahahahaha. That is awesome.
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 04:29 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nah, I wasn't really talking about you dude. I...

Nah, I wasn't really talking about you dude. I was talking about ALL women. ;)
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 04:22 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I seem to remember getting into a long-ass...

I seem to remember getting into a long-ass argument with JCC about that in some Shakespeare thread that went on for like seven pages. I can't remember who won, but, let's face it - it would have been...
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 11:33 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Bahahahahahahaha

Bahahahahahahaha
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 11:20 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shit, only reason I HAVE a job is to pay for...

Shit, only reason I HAVE a job is to pay for drugs and alcohol.
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 10:15 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Every month?! Brutal.

Every month?! Brutal.
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 09:58 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
She's cool. I miss her. We still talk now and...

She's cool. I miss her. We still talk now and again - she's doing good and about to submit her PhD thesis. Bitch needs to get it published so she can use her contacts to bring some highly-deserved...
Forum: Literature 01-22-2011, 02:21 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
This thread...

This thread (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=14455) just about sums up Judge's trolling style.

Ahh... the good ol' days.
Forum: Literature 01-21-2011, 03:36 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I just had to get some classic trolls in there,...

I just had to get some classic trolls in there, even though it's cheating really. Lakita was considered, but 3 is a power number, and those 3 are my all-time favorites.

EDIT: Thanks for the...
Forum: Literature 01-21-2011, 08:32 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Fuck, I wish I'd had them plug the memory stick...

Fuck, I wish I'd had them plug the memory stick into their head to imply that they actually were "banned", but came back. Duckman still rocks up under different aliases occasionally. It'll be a cold...
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 03:32 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
CUT BACK TO THE STORE ROOM. THE HAND GRIPS...

CUT BACK TO THE STORE ROOM. THE HAND GRIPS APATHY’S TRACHEA AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AS HE CLUTCHES FOR HIS GUN WITH ONE HAND, GASPING. A PURPLE FOOT WITH TWO LONG TOES, LIKE A GOAT, BUT WITH...
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 03:31 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
FADE IN TO A FLICKERING LIGHTBULB. SHOT MOVES OUT...

FADE IN TO A FLICKERING LIGHTBULB. SHOT MOVES OUT TO REVEAL AN ILL-LIT STORE ROOM WITH STONE WALLS. THE BULB CONTINUES TO FLICKER HALTINGLY, GIVING THE LONG WIDE SPACE THE AIR OF SOME PRE-WAR MENTAL...
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:52 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'll hopefully be making a start on the next...

I'll hopefully be making a start on the next chapter some time this afternoon. This is the one I'm looking forward to out of the ones so far. 3 more old faces coming up.
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:41 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Then you're wearing some kinda sweater, cause I...

Then you're wearing some kinda sweater, cause I ain't seeing what Ophie sees.
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:28 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Look, zip it, rip it. I don't give a FUCK. Quit...

Look, zip it, rip it. I don't give a FUCK. Quit stalling.
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:22 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Killing Jilly or Girlfight in the Gnet? ...

Killing Jilly or Girlfight in the Gnet?

EDIT: Oh, Vin's button. You heard the man, hop to it.
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:12 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
^^^^^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^^^
Forum: Literature 01-20-2011, 11:00 AM
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Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Lulz. It'd be a cunning disguise indeed. You guys...

Lulz. It'd be a cunning disguise indeed. You guys should put down the weed for a while and throw down. Could be the obligatory sequel: Girlfight in the Gnet. That awesome Apathy character could...
Forum: Literature 01-19-2011, 02:37 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
KONTAN AND DESP ARE FINALLY JOLTED TO A STOP WHEN...

KONTAN AND DESP ARE FINALLY JOLTED TO A STOP WHEN THEIR BACKS HIT THE WALL. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER SWALLOWING AS THE GROUP HALT IN FRONT OF THEM, LOOKING SEVERELY PISSED.

Kontan: [awkwardly,...
Forum: Literature 01-17-2011, 05:57 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I wouldn't know how to parody the Old old guys -...

I wouldn't know how to parody the Old old guys - I didn't know them. There's Versus's war movie parody to come though, so maybe some of you will get cast if you post enough for him to get a sense of...
Forum: Literature 01-15-2011, 04:25 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Jeez, fine. You want quantity over quality, I can...

Jeez, fine. You want quantity over quality, I can do that. Just don't anyone bitch about being confused, 'cause this is where the actual storyline kicks in, and you motherfuckers made me rush it.
...
Forum: Literature 01-13-2011, 05:49 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Mir: Apathy? That you? [face moves closer to the...

Mir: Apathy? That you? [face moves closer to the screen to peer out. Mir's eyes are bloodshot, and the reason for this becomes clear when a disembodied hand brings a joint to his mouth. He drags,...
Forum: Literature 01-08-2011, 06:07 AM
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Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sorry, I've been getting my poetry mojo back...

Sorry, I've been getting my poetry mojo back lately and am also about to embark on a Zappa-Beefheart comic with Sinjob, so you might have to wait a while for the next installment of this. Anway...
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 10:04 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I can only promise I'll stick to the plot I came...

I can only promise I'll stick to the plot I came up with around the time I posted the 4th or 5th scene. You can't buy me, Saya. I gots INTEGRITY.

...

Okay, that's a lie and you could totally...
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 09:49 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
... YOU WOULDN'T. (Unless it's violent...

...

YOU WOULDN'T. (Unless it's violent r.ape. Is it violent r.ape?)

EDIT: Naw, forget it. Still NOT FUCKING COOL.
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 09:42 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I would totally bring the sexy to the role.

I would totally bring the sexy to the role.
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 09:36 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Wink You are so getting fed to zombie Deadman in the...

You are so getting fed to zombie Deadman in the next scene.

Pretty lame as revenge goes, I know. Buit in order to bitch-slap you I'd have to travel to Canada, and, y'know... eww.
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 09:26 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Lazy-assed bitch. :p

Lazy-assed bitch. :p
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 09:10 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's yours. Have the first chapter up by the end...

It's yours. Have the first chapter up by the end of the week. Wait, didn't you just post about lying around in pyjamas watching movies? Fuck that mess, make it the end of the day.

Anyway, stealing...
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 08:57 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
And Mir would totally be Hal. Only instead of...

And Mir would totally be Hal. Only instead of tyring to exterminate the crew, he'd try to force them into a drum circle or something.
Forum: Literature 12-30-2010, 08:35 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, Saya just about summed it up. It's also...

Yeah, Saya just about summed it up. It's also harder to do people who don't post much around the time of writing - little things like Saya and Kontan's constant bickering wouldn't be in there if they...
Forum: Literature 12-29-2010, 01:49 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Aw, good one. Okay - deal. Get writing, bra.

Aw, good one. Okay - deal. Get writing, bra.
Forum: Literature 12-29-2010, 01:41 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Bah, parody's easy. You just need a little funny,...

Bah, parody's easy. You just need a little funny, which you already have. And if your writing sucks, this is totally the project for you, 'cause it'll be so esoteric you wouldn't want to do anything...
Forum: Literature 12-29-2010, 01:24 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Don't know video games. I even had to Google that...

Don't know video games. I even had to Google that - thought it might be a movie. You should totally write that one. I'll get to feel all cool for starting a trend, AND fill a gap in my pop culture...
Forum: Literature 12-29-2010, 01:14 PM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sorry, guys. This one's old-timers only, and is...

Sorry, guys. This one's old-timers only, and is fully plotted out. Even the zombies roles have been filled.

Maybe I'll start another one that includes the people I missed or gave teeny parts to...
Forum: Literature 12-28-2010, 07:51 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
SHOT OF A DOOR AS "VOODOO CHILD: SLIGHT RETURN"...

SHOT OF A DOOR AS "VOODOO CHILD: SLIGHT RETURN" STRIKES UP. THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN TO REVEAL THE SURVIVORS, WHO MOVE INSIDE WARILY AS THE SONG HITS ITS STRIDE.

SHOT MOVES OUT TO REVEAL THE ROOM...
Forum: Literature 12-27-2010, 02:12 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm flirting? You're the one who rolled out a...

I'm flirting? You're the one who rolled out a winking smilie, you slut.
Forum: Literature 12-27-2010, 02:07 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
You're gonna make me rip out your colon, put it...

You're gonna make me rip out your colon, put it to my lips and do impressions of your mother getting plowed through it, ain'cha?

I knew it'd come to this one day.
Forum: Literature 12-27-2010, 10:43 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Awww, shit. Ya know, I try and I try, but the...

Awww, shit. Ya know, I try and I try, but the Irish will always be fucking incomprehensible to me. Just when you master that arrangement of grunts they call speech, they start fucking with their...
Forum: Literature 12-27-2010, 10:23 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
What? I'm sure they pronounced it like crack on...

What? I'm sure they pronounced it like crack on Monkey Dust. Goddamn it, UK, pick a line and freakin' stick with it.
Forum: Literature 12-26-2010, 04:14 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Huh? What's >8d?

Huh? What's >8d?
Forum: Literature 12-24-2010, 04:01 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Ahh, just laziness really. 'Cause now it feels...

Ahh, just laziness really. 'Cause now it feels like an actual project, that I'm obligated to stick at, when the amount of in-jokes mean it won't be any good for anything but posting on here. It's...
Forum: Literature 12-23-2010, 10:44 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks guys. This shit's getting longer and...

Thanks guys. This shit's getting longer and longer. Only five more characters to come in now though. Honestly, it's beginning to seem like kind of an arduous task now I've actually plotted out a...
Forum: Literature 12-23-2010, 03:27 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Jill: So those are the things that brought you...

Jill: So those are the things that brought you together. Beautiful, no? Well, no – maybe not... look, the point is, here you be, pulling in, sharing your shit like good communists. It just confirms...
Forum: Literature 12-23-2010, 03:27 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
JILLIAN IS HUNCHED AND MUTTERING LIKE A MAD...

JILLIAN IS HUNCHED AND MUTTERING LIKE A MAD HERMIT, HIS HAIR EVEN LONGER THAN USUAL AND MATTED. HE IS UNSHAVEN AND HAS THE LOOK OF A MAN ON THE EDGE, EYES BRIGHT AND FEVERISH AND HIS ENTIRE POSTURE...
Forum: Literature 12-23-2010, 02:13 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Not the funniest section, given the rush it was...

Not the funniest section, given the rush it was written in. However, I was awesome. ;)
Forum: Literature 12-22-2010, 07:57 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
While I'm in the mood: CUT TO THE TWO...

While I'm in the mood:

CUT TO THE TWO ZOMBIES LEAPING TOWARDS THEM. APATHY GHOSTS OUT IN FRONT OF THE GROUP LIKE LIGHTNING AND MEETS THEM EACH WITH AN IRON FIST TO THE FACE, KNOCKING THEM...
Forum: Literature 12-22-2010, 06:51 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shit, I forgot about this. Here's a short one...

Shit, I forgot about this. Here's a short one real quick.

SHOT OF THE LARGE ARCHED DOOR AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE OF HEADQUARTERS. THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN CREAKILY TO REVEAL THE SURVIVORS, LED BY APATHY,...
Forum: Literature 12-14-2010, 03:32 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, that shit needs to be updated like NOW.

Yeah, that shit needs to be updated like NOW.
Forum: Literature 12-13-2010, 03:34 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
SHOT PANS OVER THE WRECKED SKYLINE AND CRUMBLING...

SHOT PANS OVER THE WRECKED SKYLINE AND CRUMBLING BUILDINGS SILHOUETTED AGAINST THE SUNSET, BEFORE COMING TO REST ON THE MOSTLY-INTACT STRUCTURE OF A TOWER BLOCK BUILDING. SHOT MOVES OUT TO INCLUDE...
Forum: Literature 12-13-2010, 07:55 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Okay - LOL - but storyline's already planned out....

Okay - LOL - but storyline's already planned out. I won't say too much, except that there will be at least three epic showdowns before the whole thing is resolved. The question you should be asking...
Forum: Literature 12-12-2010, 05:40 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks. The characters are kind of getting away...

Thanks. The characters are kind of getting away from me the longer I'm writing and becoming less like the straight parodies I started with - and consequently, less recognizable as versions of you...
Forum: Literature 12-12-2010, 05:29 PM
Replies: 354
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Eh, I figured I owed ya one after the blowjobs to...

Eh, I figured I owed ya one after the blowjobs to freegans line. Plus I felt it really brought uot the sexual tension we've all been feeling between you guys since the Dear Saya thread ejaculated...
Forum: Literature 12-12-2010, 05:16 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Hey, I got better shit to do on my own time -...

Hey, I got better shit to do on my own time - you'll have to wait until I'm at work for updates. ;)
Forum: Literature 12-12-2010, 05:15 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
SHOT OF THE SUN COMING UP OVER THE WRECKED...

SHOT OF THE SUN COMING UP OVER THE WRECKED SKYLINE OF THE RUINED CITY. CUT TO INSIDE A DISUSED WAREHOUSE. CAMERA PANS OVER THE SURVIVORS STREWN ACROSS THE FLOOR, SLEEPING. STERNN IS SUCKING HIS THUMB...
Forum: Literature 12-11-2010, 03:42 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Haha. Honestly, I just get really, REALLY bored...

Haha. Honestly, I just get really, REALLY bored at work. A 9 hr shift = 6-7 hrs of nothing. There's a computer. Sometimes shit like this happens.
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 07:11 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Really? In that case I've been way too kind to...

Really? In that case I've been way too kind to the people who do appear.

I can't help it. I just can't stay mad at Sternn.

EDIT: don't worry, Goku, you'll have appeared in two separate roles by...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 06:58 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I haven't decided whether to kill anyone yet, and...

I haven't decided whether to kill anyone yet, and if so, how. There's a loose storyline but a lot is still up for grabs. Man, I wish Creature was still here. My hatred for her was so strong it was...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 06:42 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I know you all... BETTER THAN YOU KNOW...

I know you all... BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELVES.



Actually, you and Desp are the hardest ones. All the people who made it are ones with something about their personality it's easy to parody...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 11:18 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'd like to present you with: the...

I'd like to present you with: the passive-aggressive backpedal of the year award! Congratulations. [confetti streams gloriously]

Whatever, at least I know now that you still think of me fondly...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 10:39 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's okay Dickie... you don't have to explain. I...

It's okay Dickie... you don't have to explain. I hear the words you're really saying: "DO ME DO ME DO ME!!!!"

P.S. Goddamnit, would you colon-munchers quit forcing me to rearrange the INGENIOUS...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 10:20 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Apathy: I’m not shooting her in the face. ...

Apathy: I’m not shooting her in the face.

DESP & KONTAN IN UNISON: Awwww!

Despanan: You shot the other zombies in the face!

Apathy: [incredulously] Dude, they were fucking undead!
...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 10:17 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
SHOT CUTS TO A FEW MORE STREETS OVER. OPHELIA AND...

SHOT CUTS TO A FEW MORE STREETS OVER. OPHELIA AND VINDICATED ARE SEATED INSIDE THE WINDOW OF A BUILDING ON THE FIRST FLOOR, LEGS DANGLING OVER THE LEDGE. OPHELIA IS WRITING ON A LARGE PAD AND VIN IS...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2010, 08:44 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Haha. Sweet, I'll write you in. I'm actually just...

Haha. Sweet, I'll write you in. I'm actually just about to start the next scene, so that's some good timing right there.
Forum: Literature 12-09-2010, 10:36 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Eh, you'll have to take it up with Kontan. HE...

Eh, you'll have to take it up with Kontan. HE said it, not me.



Just the current regular posters. This isn't a popularity contest, in the sense that it's not about picking my buddies and...
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 12:16 PM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
That'd be the latter. As for why it took so long...

That'd be the latter. As for why it took so long for him to reveal himself, I guess it's either because he was passed out at the front of the stage throughout the previous scene and woke up just...
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 09:09 AM
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Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm just shit-hot.

I'm just shit-hot.
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 09:07 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, I've seen a few things I'd change on a...

Yeah, I've seen a few things I'd change on a read-back. Oddly enough that was one - I wished I'd had you try to prove your mad karate skillz and nearly fall off the bus shelter in the process, with...
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 09:03 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Part 3

Saya: Apathy, I’m the first to admit you’re both jaw-droppingly beautiful and always right about everything, but – he’s fucking GREEN!

Apathy: I know! LOOK at him. Don’t you recognize him?

THEY...
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 08:28 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nah, only thing you need to worry about is me...

Nah, only thing you need to worry about is me kicking your ass once I found out it was you & Kontan who summoned KammadinniBOOOYAH.
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 08:20 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
A lot of places won't take poems, short stories...

A lot of places won't take poems, short stories etc., that've been published online, and count posting to a web forum as publishing. "Giving up the copyright" was the wrong turn of phrase - what I...
Forum: Literature 12-08-2010, 12:45 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks guys. I figured that after three years of...

Thanks guys. I figured that after three years of rolling into Lit and declaring that everyone sucks, I should prob'ly post something. But I didn't want to give away the copyright on anything good...
Forum: Literature 12-07-2010, 02:28 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Scene 2

SHOT CUTS TO THE NEARBY MAIN STREET, WHERE EIGHT OR NINE ZOMBIES ARE ROOTING AROUND THE TRASH CANS, LIMBS AND BENCHES, WHICH SURROUND A BUS SHELTER. ON TOP OF THIS ARE KONTAN AND DESPANAN, SITTING...
Forum: Literature 12-07-2010, 02:20 AM
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Posted By Apathy's_Child
I appreciate it, guys, but you should prob'ly...

I appreciate it, guys, but you should prob'ly hang fire until you read your own appearances (which are actually scheduled for the next installment). No one knows what will happen, but we can surmise...
Forum: Literature 12-06-2010, 05:54 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,514
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Gnet in the Zombie Apocalypse (featuring the old-timers)

So, a few people done left us lately, which pisses me off as some of my favourite posters have dropped off the radar over the last couple months. Well, you know what? FUCK THEM. We’re the hard core....
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