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How Low Can You Go Moe
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Music
02-20-2008, 05:38 PM
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24
Sex Gang Children
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How Low Can You Go Moe
On my first date with this girl I asked her if I...
On my first date with this girl I asked her if I could read her a poem. By the intimacy of candlelight, I said
And when you CLOSE your eyes,
strrr-etchy fingers reach down and...
CARESS YOUR...
Forum:
General
02-08-2008, 03:11 PM
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3
Appeals court: First Amendment protects forum trolls too
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4,038
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How Low Can You Go Moe
That "zinger" gets maybe a .5. Out of...
That "zinger" gets maybe a .5.
Out of like fifty.
Forum:
General
02-08-2008, 02:34 PM
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3
Appeals court: First Amendment protects forum trolls too
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4,038
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Appeals court: First Amendment protects forum trolls too
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080207-appeals-court-first-amendment-protects-forum-trolls-too.html?
Now that the best constitution ever written has designated this type of behavior...
Forum:
Whining
02-03-2008, 12:07 AM
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18
"You always have to have an answer to everything."
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Fuck "u" man, you never like my poetry wtf ur...
Fuck "u" man, you never like my poetry wtf ur problem
Forum:
Literature
02-03-2008, 12:06 AM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
So like I was saying, Shakespeare was a huge...
So like I was saying, Shakespeare was a huge nerd, and so are you.
Forum:
TV, Movies, & Games
02-03-2008, 12:06 AM
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4
1-800-i-kill-u!
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1,872
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
It was actually a very fine flick. I hate to talk...
It was actually a very fine flick. I hate to talk shit on the cinematography, but it really wasn't that bad. I suggest that all of goth-kind go see it.
Forum:
Whining
01-25-2008, 02:59 PM
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9
Insufficient privileges.
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1,499
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Okay, how's this: visit the most ancient,...
Okay, how's this: visit the most ancient, crumbling, and ivy-infested mausoleum available to you. Exorcise and trap in the blackest of bottles as many of the groaning clouds of the dead as you can....
Forum:
Introductions
01-24-2008, 04:55 PM
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5
Aloha!
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1,527
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Oh, I forgot about that, yeah it was a Misfits...
Oh, I forgot about that, yeah it was a Misfits shout out.
But Miron, seriously, you should have been at the international planning summit when they thought that one up. Beer bottles everywhere.
Forum:
Whining
01-24-2008, 04:48 PM
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9
Insufficient privileges.
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1,499
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Not the way I spell it, it doesn't. Besides, I...
Not the way I spell it, it doesn't. Besides, I have tomb-cred out the "lychgate", so there's license.
But jealous hataz aside, Po-Mo Gi, be as goth as me and you'll get the privileges you seek.
Forum:
General
01-24-2008, 04:46 PM
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117
What Mental Disorder Can You Claim to Have?
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11,181
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I demonstrate various schizotypal symptoms. The...
I demonstrate various schizotypal symptoms. The diagnostic criteria as published in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, volume V is detailed below:
1. ideas of reference...
Forum:
Literature
01-24-2008, 04:36 PM
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0
Where the Hell is All the Prose? Huh?
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1,000
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Where the Hell is All the Prose? Huh?
Am I the only one who notices and is furious over the fact that for every twenty of the lot of your poems, there's maybe one piece of prose? And that's only during Short Fiction Appreciation Week....
Forum:
Whining
01-24-2008, 04:27 PM
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9
Insufficient privileges.
Views:
1,499
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
The problem is that you're simply not goth enough...
The problem is that you're simply not goth enough for these privileges. OD on absinthe and finish the drink with Roz Williams, and maybe you'll get some tomb-cred.
Forum:
Introductions
01-21-2008, 05:00 PM
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5
Aloha!
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1,527
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I wasn't aware that either had anything to do...
I wasn't aware that either had anything to do with any of the lies I told in my intro. Whatchoo talkin bout?
Forum:
Introductions
01-20-2008, 10:27 PM
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5
Aloha!
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1,527
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Aloha!
My name's Ravenmeister because my parents were birds, but also because I was born a goth. My favorite gothic rock bands are the Beach Boys and Billie Holiday, but I like a lot of other music too,...
Forum:
Whining
01-20-2008, 10:11 PM
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12
I need advice!
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1,453
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
It's about damn time they lancet this repulsive...
It's about damn time they lancet this repulsive tumor on the face of my country. As someone who's been there, it sure doesn't feel like America when you're looking down at the pointy tip of a tack,...
Forum:
Music
01-20-2008, 02:54 PM
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15
Top 25 Gothic Rock Songs of all Time
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1,802
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You're all full of shit; here's the real scoop: ...
You're all full of shit; here's the real scoop:
1. Busta Rhymes - Touch It
2. Sex Gang Children - Dieche
3. Naked and the Dead - Taboo
4. Specimen - Syria
4. 45 Grave - Insurance from God
5....
Forum:
Literature
01-20-2008, 02:16 PM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You make your own thread for your filthy...
You make your own thread for your filthy purposeful literary criticism, wantwit! We analyze fake passages at the Kool Kidz Thread.
OBTW, UO, quit giving away all my secrets, it keeps my Libido...
Forum:
Whining
01-20-2008, 02:06 PM
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12
I need advice!
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1,453
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
My thoughts exactly. Such boorish behavior in...
My thoughts exactly. Such boorish behavior in this thread.
My pro-pro foes get a huge wag from my "fucking for free" finger. Don't you realize a two-year-old desperado just lost his life?
Forum:
Whining
01-20-2008, 12:10 PM
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12
I need advice!
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1,453
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You'll all be happy to know that the police...
You'll all be happy to know that the police killed Bobe in a shootout in the middle of I-80. Perhaps you'll see it on your daily news program.
The good news is that they found most of my money on...
Forum:
Music
01-20-2008, 11:10 AM
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9
Dieche!
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2,198
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
WILHELMINA! Of course! Slowly but surely Dieche...
WILHELMINA! Of course! Slowly but surely Dieche becomes intelligible.
Perhaps for this sin you'll eat your children baked in a pie. Then all will be in balance.
Forum:
General
01-20-2008, 11:06 AM
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31
Atheist bumper sticker ideas.
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3,431
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Just to extinguish the flames, agnosticism is a...
Just to extinguish the flames, agnosticism is a perfectly sinless belief system. My dad's an agnostic. It always just tuned my funny-fork that the belief is that maybe there is a god. I mean, not...
Forum:
Whining
01-20-2008, 12:15 AM
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12
I need advice!
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1,453
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I need advice!
Okay, guys, this is really important. My friend Jake has this kid, I think he's two now, and his name's Bobe.
He got to my apartment today and told me that he tricked his dad Jake into leaving him...
Forum:
TV, Movies, & Games
01-19-2008, 11:58 PM
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4
1-800-i-kill-u!
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1,872
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
1-800-i-kill-u!
What are your thoughts on this new movie, '1-800-I-KILL-U!?' It's about a killer phone, and when it rings, you pick it up and a bunch of teeth come out of the receiver. It's sort of a neo-realist...
Forum:
General
01-19-2008, 11:46 PM
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21
smoking. really impotant, plz help
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4,782
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Do you smoke? "When I'm aflame." Have you ever...
Do you smoke? "When I'm aflame."
Have you ever attempted to quit? "I'm into commitment."
Were you successful at quitting? "I failed to fail to smoke."
Why did you decide to quit or attempt? "Too...
Forum:
General
01-19-2008, 11:25 PM
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60
How far have you come along?
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12,603
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I've come further in a week or so than most have...
I've come further in a week or so than most have in their entire lives. I was promoted from "Thou Needst a Wet Nurse" to "Thou art a Smite-Meister," as measured by the gothometric standard.
I'd...
Forum:
General
01-19-2008, 11:17 PM
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4
What music do you love?
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1,557
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
We don't even know whether or not to tell you...
We don't even know whether or not to tell you we've decided to like you. We're going on muffin here.
Forum:
General
01-19-2008, 11:15 PM
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31
Atheist bumper sticker ideas.
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3,431
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You're just a ball-less atheist. All the...
You're just a ball-less atheist. All the scum-sucking agnostics are.
Forum:
Music
01-18-2008, 06:29 PM
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9
Dieche!
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2,198
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
But what lyric could have so universal and...
But what lyric could have so universal and profound meaning as "Waiting to light up like a doggy in death row-woo-oo?"
Forum:
Music
01-18-2008, 06:17 PM
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9
Dieche!
Views:
2,198
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
That could very well be. As official as these...
That could very well be. As official as these lyrics have been made out to be, they are in fact a work in progress.
Initially I thought "cut up your bones" was "cut off your balls," Make of that...
Forum:
Literature
01-18-2008, 06:10 PM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
No one seems to be paying enough attention to the...
No one seems to be paying enough attention to the fact that the two passages were doctored to make my point that Bill 'the Bard' Shaxper was a closed-minded goth-basher. This isn't about racism or...
Forum:
Music
01-18-2008, 06:04 PM
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9
Dieche!
Views:
2,198
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
What, too goth for the Sex Gang Children?
What, too goth for the Sex Gang Children?
Forum:
Music
01-18-2008, 06:02 PM
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2
Din Glorious
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1,138
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
The silliest thing of all is that they do in fact...
The silliest thing of all is that they do in fact sound like the three fat hamburger men.
Forum:
Music
01-18-2008, 12:44 AM
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9
Dieche!
Views:
2,198
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Dieche!
First on the agenda, I'd just like to bring up the fact that 'dieche' probably isn't a word. No worries, though, it's fun to use it as a curse. Behold: "Ay, dieche! I stubbed my toe!"
Second, the...
Forum:
Music
01-17-2008, 08:44 PM
Replies:
72
So what is your favourite genre?
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13,949
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I only listen to mutant wave.
I only listen to mutant wave.
Forum:
Introductions
01-17-2008, 08:39 PM
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18
Hey, I'm new.
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2,763
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Hey, welcome. Just say you're bros with me....
Hey, welcome. Just say you're bros with me. Everybody'll adore you.
Forum:
Literature
01-17-2008, 08:34 PM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Thanks for Believing Me, Corpsey
On that note, guess who she based his life on?
I can't believe you had to select this shit to figure out that I meant myself.
For the still-skeptical among you, they didn't call him Shakespeare for...
Forum:
Literature
01-17-2008, 08:21 PM
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54
Edgar Allan Poe
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18,120
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
The roses are a nice touch, but the cognac is...
The roses are a nice touch, but the cognac is probably what gets Eddie's bones all a-rattle.
Forum:
Shill
01-17-2008, 08:17 PM
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4
Ads By Google
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1,786
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
For when it is time to choose a signature: ...
For when it is time to choose a signature:
Nail your wrists to the wall,
This is the Catholic party bah-oh-wah-oh-wah-all!
Forum:
General
01-17-2008, 08:12 PM
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31
Atheist bumper sticker ideas.
Views:
3,431
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Yeah, who's needs Christ when you have Cthulhu,...
Yeah, who's needs Christ when you have Cthulhu, and his apostles, Limozeen?
Forum:
General
01-17-2008, 11:18 AM
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31
Atheist bumper sticker ideas.
Views:
3,431
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You see this eyeless cavefish shouting the word...
You see this eyeless cavefish shouting the word "Damnit!" And you say, "For what reason?" And he says "Who is it?" And you say, "What do you need?" And he screams back, "You're an idiot! Give me some...
Forum:
Fashion
01-17-2008, 10:59 AM
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2,745
So what are you currently wearing?
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467,679
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Why, nothing at all. Thanks for asking.
Why, nothing at all. Thanks for asking.
Forum:
Literature
01-17-2008, 10:55 AM
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4
A few South African ghost stories
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1,676
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Sounds like Besy. I've chatted her up a smidge....
Sounds like Besy. I've chatted her up a smidge. She ignored me though. Probably just her mouthlessness.
Forum:
Shill
01-17-2008, 10:48 AM
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4
Ads By Google
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1,786
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Why not go ahead and buy stock in your brand of...
Why not go ahead and buy stock in your brand of cigarettes? You're already giving them hundreds of dollars a month to keep the fire burnin' bright, so why not just buy a few shares? A hundred bucks...
Forum:
Spooky News
01-17-2008, 10:38 AM
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31
UFO sighted...must mean 'the end'
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3,206
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
It's because the rest of the world, with their...
It's because the rest of the world, with their "rudimentary schooling" refuses to know the truth. They'll hastily chalk it up to, say, an airplane, a frisbee, something in their eye, the moon, or any...
Forum:
Literature
01-17-2008, 10:22 AM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Gee, guys, I try to do a favor for some people...
Gee, guys, I try to do a favor for some people and look at the thanks I get. I hope you can live with yourselves after realizing on your own that the English language's "greatest" gift was a...
Forum:
Introductions
01-16-2008, 05:46 PM
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39
Salut Website!
Views:
3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I think it's as clear as a phantom that I'm not a...
I think it's as clear as a phantom that I'm not a troll. I was made of meat during life, just like you, Mr. Boy, and I was as brainy as a scarecrow (post-Wiz. of Oz, of course).
Anyway, the...
Forum:
Whining
01-16-2008, 05:41 PM
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110
I'm not emo!
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6,909
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
You're all dumbasses. Goth and Emo are the same...
You're all dumbasses. Goth and Emo are the same thing. In the early 1980's, when the whole goth scene was taking off in England like a cloud of the blood-hungriest bats, there was a small and very...
Forum:
Introductions
01-16-2008, 05:32 PM
Replies:
39
Salut Website!
Views:
3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
For all the far-flung suspicions about my torrid...
For all the far-flung suspicions about my torrid love affair with that fiery coquette Signe, I sure am getting complimented a lot more than I expected.
Thx for the brain-massage, pals!
Forum:
Literature
01-16-2008, 05:24 PM
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17
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
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5,502
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How Low Can You Go Moe
You Shakespeare Lovers Should Rethink it All
Seriously though, how can you support, or worse, enjoy a dramatist who indulges in hate-speech, as evidenced in the following passages from the Most Lamentable Tragedie of Titus Andronicus, as it was...
Forum:
Introductions
01-16-2008, 03:47 PM
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11
I anticipate a "new" friendship with the lot of you
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1,895
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
So how come you guys like the 'Salut Website!'...
So how come you guys like the 'Salut Website!' introduction better than 'I Anticipate...'? I think this one's way funnier.
Forum:
Introductions
01-16-2008, 03:43 PM
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39
Salut Website!
Views:
3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
I'm not a troll, I'm a ghost! You oughta get your...
I'm not a troll, I'm a ghost! You oughta get your supernatural zoology straight before you look like a G.D. idiot.
Forum:
Music
01-16-2008, 03:39 PM
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22
Music videos you should NEVER watch
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2,776
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Suck on this one:...
Suck on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE
Forum:
Whining
01-15-2008, 10:35 PM
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98
ok, I'm confused. Gother than thou?
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6,057
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
No, no. Gother than thee.
No, no. Gother than thee.
Forum:
General
01-15-2008, 10:28 PM
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393
Forced Word Association
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36,602
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Noise > Ears > Punctures > Injuries > Ice ...
Noise > Ears > Punctures > Injuries > Ice
Farms
Shipwrecks
Forum:
Introductions
01-15-2008, 10:17 PM
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39
Salut Website!
Views:
3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
At the same time? Some people get...
At the same time?
Some people get guiltier than others. I'm just unfortunate enough to fit with the former. This group of people experience so much guilt that the bladder tries to rid the body...
Forum:
Shill
01-15-2008, 09:56 PM
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4
Ads By Google
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1,786
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Ghosts are actually just really thin Iowans.
Ghosts are actually just really thin Iowans.
Forum:
General
01-15-2008, 09:54 PM
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63
How come there's no 'Siouxsie Sioux' rank?
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16,630
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Yeah, Gothic.net stands on a proud tradition of...
Yeah, Gothic.net stands on a proud tradition of inexcusable sexism.
Forum:
Whining
01-15-2008, 09:52 PM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
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How Low Can You Go Moe
That's how ghosts are born.
That's how ghosts are born.
Forum:
Introductions
01-15-2008, 07:17 PM
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39
Salut Website!
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3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Thank you all very much for welcoming the shit...
Thank you all very much for welcoming the shit out of me, especially everyone who thinks I'm some kind of spectral medium to speak to this mysterious Signe valkyrie of whom so much is spoken.
...
Forum:
Whining
01-15-2008, 07:11 PM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
Now Entering Chill City. Pop.: You and Me
Okay, I can see there's some high tension in this thread. Let me just cool everybody off and we'll see where it takes us:
As soon as I figure out how to type the sound that you hear when you blow...
Forum:
Introductions
01-15-2008, 07:06 PM
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39
Salut Website!
Views:
3,887
Posted By
How Low Can You Go Moe
How did you figure out my bubonic secret? What...
How did you figure out my bubonic secret? What mastermental deduction brought you to so hatefully revealing a conclusion? And what makes you think I'm a girl?
Plz'd to meet the whole rotten mess...
Forum:
Introductions
01-15-2008, 06:56 PM
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11
I anticipate a "new" friendship with the lot of you
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1,895
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How Low Can You Go Moe
I'm happy to hear that most of you are goth...
I'm happy to hear that most of you are goth enough to make friends with ghosts. To those among you who are not, well, I suggest that you go and "shoot hoops" with your "bros."
Forum:
Spooky News
01-15-2008, 06:52 PM
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28
At least 19 bald eagles die in Alaska
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3,019
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How Low Can You Go Moe
I hear ya, brother. Not that I'm a snitch or...
I hear ya, brother. Not that I'm a snitch or anything, it's just that even a ghost doesn't want eagles on his bad side. Brrrr...
Seriously, though, with my testimony, that bird woulda fried.
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Whining
01-15-2008, 06:46 PM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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How Low Can You Go Moe
No no, you have me all wrong, trash is good,...
No no, you have me all wrong, trash is good, like, "Boy, that movie sure was an odorly pile of trash." Alternatively, "What a trashy day for a walk outside!"
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Whining
01-15-2008, 06:43 PM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Aw shit, Signe! What are you doing here? This...
Aw shit, Signe! What are you doing here? This thread is about me! Also wind and ghosts. But not you.
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Whining
01-15-2008, 11:23 AM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
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How Low Can You Go Moe
No, what? I'm scary! Check it out: ...
No, what? I'm scary! Check it out:
OOOooOOOoOoooooOOOOOoOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That chilled even me, and my usual temperature is like, close to below freezing!
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Whining
01-15-2008, 11:21 AM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Alla yalls started the drama. I'm just trying to...
Alla yalls started the drama. I'm just trying to use my ghostly ways to help out however I can. It's a sad story about me, and I'm using my powers for good so I can get the "hell" off of this rock...
Forum:
Whining
01-15-2008, 11:16 AM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Funny story actually. I was all set to get my...
Funny story actually. I was all set to get my underworld on, but when I got to the Styx, this new guy in a fancy-ass motorboat, he said his name was Craig, told me Charon was taking a sick-century.
...
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Introductions
01-15-2008, 11:03 AM
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I anticipate a "new" friendship with the lot of you
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I anticipate a "new" friendship with the lot of you
“’Ello” all, my name “is” Moe and I’m fantastic at limbo. I won a few contests in my hometown of Cornfield Iowa. I’m a goth too, so I decided to join gothic.net. I don’t especially like gothic rock,...
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Introductions
01-15-2008, 11:01 AM
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Salut Website!
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Typical American education. Check a globe for...
Typical American education. Check a globe for crepe sake! They're like not even a foot from each other!
Alternatively:
I'm a ghost so I'm magic.
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Shill
01-15-2008, 10:58 AM
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4
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How Low Can You Go Moe
As a 12 and 188 year old Iowan ghost who works...
As a 12 and 188 year old Iowan ghost who works for Google, I think it's safe to say that I know what I'm talking about when I talk about rates.
Did you know the rates in 2008 are at all all time...
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Whining
01-15-2008, 10:51 AM
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It's way too windy outside )-..:
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How Low Can You Go Moe
You guys should go out on a windy night a chill...
You guys should go out on a windy night a chill with me. Because, as a ghost, I can't heat up.
LIMBO'S BORING HLP ME PLZZZZZZZZZ
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Whining
01-15-2008, 10:47 AM
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You people think you are so much better than I
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Don't worry about that trash Signe. I'll just...
Don't worry about that trash Signe. I'll just haunt her until she shapes up. You should be glad I came here when I did; she's terrified of ghosts.
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Whining
01-15-2008, 10:45 AM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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How Low Can You Go Moe
That's a little socially ignorant. When you hear...
That's a little socially ignorant. When you hear the wind, it's the miserable groaning of unsaved but undamned ghosts, like me. When you feel the wind, it's those same ghosts banging into you because...
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General
01-15-2008, 10:42 AM
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48
Subcultures At Risk
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Q: Which goth has the most comfortable feet? ...
Q: Which goth has the most comfortable feet?
A: Shiouxsie Shioux!!
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Music
01-15-2008, 10:35 AM
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Congraturation!
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How Low Can You Go Moe
What can I say, it's one hell of a song.
What can I say, it's one hell of a song.
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Spooky News
01-15-2008, 10:34 AM
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At least 19 bald eagles die in Alaska
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How Low Can You Go Moe
That's true. However, I do know a bald eagle who...
That's true. However, I do know a bald eagle who decapitated someone else with a homemade guillotine. The fuzz never pieced that one together...
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Whining
01-15-2008, 10:31 AM
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27
It's way too windy outside )-..:
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2,758
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How Low Can You Go Moe
It's way too windy outside )-..:
Oh, wait, it's just me wailing for the end of my tenure here in limbo.
You thought Signe thought she had it gothically rough. Check me out. I'm not even alive.
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Introductions
01-15-2008, 10:25 AM
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39
Salut Website!
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3,887
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How Low Can You Go Moe
As Signe's best and most honorable companion, I...
As Signe's best and most honorable companion, I find it hard to imagine that you could possibly cause her so much grief in her absence. I asked her to do backup vocals in my band, and she lives...
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Introductions
01-15-2008, 12:11 AM
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Salut Website!
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3,887
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Salut Website!
My name’s Moe and I live in Cornfield, Iowa, or as my friends call it, Cornfiend, Iowa. Im twelve and I’m about 60% old school goth (like Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, and the Virgin Prunes) and 35%...
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Whining
01-14-2008, 11:10 PM
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Sometimes I amuse myself
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Fucking whiny bastards. Why don't you get out of...
Fucking whiny bastards. Why don't you get out of the deep muck of the modern whine and go talk about fashion or general or something?
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Whining
01-14-2008, 11:04 PM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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Don't worry Signe, you're all right now. You're...
Don't worry Signe, you're all right now. You're all right. You guys better quit talking shit on my homegirl or else we'll step outside.
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Music
01-14-2008, 10:55 PM
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2
Congraturation!
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1,133
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Congraturation!
This is the one thousandth music thread! It must be the apocalypse. It looks pretty bleak, anyway.
Anyway, let's get relevant here:
I wrote a song for my band, red dread, and I think I might...
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Whining
01-14-2008, 10:45 PM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Hey mir, why don't you say that to my, or my best...
Hey mir, why don't you say that to my, or my best friend Signe's, face?
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Literature
01-14-2008, 10:43 PM
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37
the Best of Gothic Literature
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Q: Who's the gothest poet ever? A: Percy...
Q: Who's the gothest poet ever?
A: Percy Bysshe Helley.
A: Edgar Allan Woe
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General
01-14-2008, 10:40 PM
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40
How will you die?
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How Low Can You Go Moe
You'll all die in seven days and shit.
You'll all die in seven days and shit.
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Whining
01-14-2008, 10:38 PM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Hey badteccy, why don't you buzz off? This is...
Hey badteccy, why don't you buzz off? This is between me and mir
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Shill
01-14-2008, 10:32 PM
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4
Ads By Google
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1,786
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How Low Can You Go Moe
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TV, Movies, & Games
01-14-2008, 10:19 PM
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83
Sweeney Todd
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How Low Can You Go Moe
They stole that story from my great grandfather....
They stole that story from my great grandfather. He knew the guy what did it all. They never'd sing, though.
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Whining
01-14-2008, 10:17 PM
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89
You people think you are so much better than I
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8,094
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How Low Can You Go Moe
Signe was my best friend. Don't even talk about...
Signe was my best friend. Don't even talk about her like that or I'll get interpol on you like brick on a wall.
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Spooky News
01-14-2008, 10:14 PM
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At least 19 bald eagles die in Alaska
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How Low Can You Go Moe
It's no tragedy. I went to see those assholes at...
It's no tragedy. I went to see those assholes at the zoo. The avian symbol of the United States was staring into space with its stupid mouth open.
Here's a ponderable: How come animals always...
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Spooky News
01-14-2008, 10:10 PM
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UFO sighted...must mean 'the end'
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How Low Can You Go Moe
I bet it's made up, that's what.
I bet it's made up, that's what.
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Spooky News
01-14-2008, 09:57 PM
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UFO sighted...must mean 'the end'
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How Low Can You Go Moe
What rag's that commie hogwash from?
What rag's that commie hogwash from?
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