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Forum: General 03-14-2005, 09:05 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 19,536
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
I don't remember being born. Actually, I don't...

I don't remember being born. Actually, I don't think I was "born". I probably floated up here from a tunnel as a fine mist that is, was, and will always be.
Forum: Whining 03-14-2005, 09:00 PM
Replies: 408
Views: 48,179
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
I have a body image issue. Yep, it's my penis. ...

I have a body image issue. Yep, it's my penis. Man is that thing hideous. I'm glad I've got one, but yeech.
Forum: General 03-14-2005, 08:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,701
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
I had a dream about equality and peace. Then I...

I had a dream about equality and peace. Then I woke up and found out that I had been bleeding all over the little boy I've been sleeping with.
Forum: General 03-14-2005, 08:52 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
Potato salad. The mustard kind. Mmmboy. ...

Potato salad. The mustard kind. Mmmboy.

They say you can tell whether or not a person is smiling while they're talking on the phone. They is a group of scientists hired by me. Do you think you...
Forum: General 02-01-2005, 07:34 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
On my way to Wal-Mart, I was listening on the...

On my way to Wal-Mart, I was listening on the radio a bit about the Mark of the Beast from Revelations in the Christian Bible. I was seeking stations, and I heard this old-sounding lady calling in...
Forum: Music 01-15-2005, 05:09 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,090
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
dj keoki - don't know the song name.

dj keoki - don't know the song name.
Forum: Music 01-15-2005, 04:59 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,083
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i don’t even know where to find music videos any...

i don’t even know where to find music videos any more. on tv I mean. mtv is all reality shows. vh1. reality shows. where are the music videos?
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 04:38 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i would try to find my damn wallet. if your...

i would try to find my damn wallet.

if your walls could talk, what would they say?
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 04:20 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i would choose mary kate olsen, because if she...

i would choose mary kate olsen, because if she ever made me angry, i could pretend she was ashley.


which would you choose to lick and why? an orange, a cat, or a scrotum.
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 03:45 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
oh yes! i took ritalin pill with coffee but felt...

oh yes! i took ritalin pill with coffee but felt jittery, so i took an ambien tab with rum. then i did some acid and huffed some gas.
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 03:39 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i would become immortal, because what if i save...

i would become immortal, because what if i save someone's life and they become horribly scarred and blame me?

which would you rather be - rich or stupid?
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 03:34 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
platonic friends

platonic friends
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 02:46 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
nipple

nipple
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 01:57 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
antichrist

antichrist
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 01:49 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
first thing this morning i tried to concentrate...

first thing this morning i tried to concentrate veeeery hard on pushing my finger through my dresser. then i fed my cats and brushed the fluffy one. it was chilly in the house, so i took off all my...
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 01:43 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i have been thinking for a while now about gay...

i have been thinking for a while now about gay marriage in particular (excluding for the moment "gay couples adoption rights") and have been trying to view the issue from both sides. i just can't. ...
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 01:30 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,701
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
first i took off my left arm with my right hand...

first i took off my left arm with my right hand and put it on the floor. then i shook my shoulders violently until my right arm dropped off. i opened the door with my mouth and let my arms go...
Forum: General 01-15-2005, 01:22 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
all the books. books made into movies are...

all the books. books made into movies are sometimes shit, but movies made into books are usually shit.


if you could cover one person with saran wrap (with a little hole to breathe out of), who...
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 10:05 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
my heart

my heart
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 09:19 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
scalpel

scalpel
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 09:17 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
yep. you're right. heh-heh.

yep. you're right. heh-heh.
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 09:12 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i flew to mercury and enjoyed some dune running. ...

i flew to mercury and enjoyed some dune running. then a ate a little piece of the sun. next, i flew to afganistan and looked around a bit for osama. he's a sneaky one. damn pashtuns!
Forum: Literature 01-12-2005, 08:43 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,304
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i am reading bill bryson's the lost continent ...

i am reading bill bryson's the lost continent
this prison where i live edited by siobhan dowd
and dow mossman's the stones of summer

the stones of summer is...
Forum: Literature 01-12-2005, 08:32 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 18,869
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i just smoke whatever is closest to my hand at...

i just smoke whatever is closest to my hand at the moment. usually it turns out pretty awful. ah well, live and learn. then write about it.

p.s. did you know that hunter s. thompson injected a...
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 08:21 PM
Replies: 830
Views: 239,075
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
crimson moon? yippee :roll:

crimson moon?
yippee :roll:
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 08:17 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,142
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
nursing home

nursing home
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 08:14 PM
Replies: 1,455
Views: 152,586
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
What manner of beast would you most and least...

What manner of beast would you most and least like to be?

i would most like to be a centuar and least like to be a minnow.

if you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 08:07 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
yeah, sorry about that. i've been fucking my...

yeah, sorry about that. i've been fucking my computer.
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 06:54 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,701
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
today, i learned how to float, so i floated out...

today, i learned how to float, so i floated out the door. then i took off my shirt and made a sail. then the wind blew me.
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 02:14 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
it was paul mccartney.

it was paul mccartney.
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 01:37 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~thier/ee/ - this site...

http://www-scf.usc.edu/~thier/ee/
- this site exhibits some of e.e. cummings' poetry. you might be enlightened rather than prescriptive.[/quote]

WTF?

What the fuck are you talking about...
Forum: Whining 01-12-2005, 12:50 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,593
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
are any of you familiar with Charles Bukowski? i...

are any of you familiar with Charles Bukowski? i am asking because he is an incredibly dark and odly comical "ranter". some of you might like him.
here's a sample poem and a link:
The Blackbirds...
Forum: General 01-12-2005, 12:27 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
http://www-scf.usc.edu/~thier/ee/ - this site...

http://www-scf.usc.edu/~thier/ee/
- this site exhibits some of e.e. cummings' poetry. you might be enlightened rather than prescriptive.
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 03:40 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
christians i know are not generally followers of...

christians i know are not generally followers of christ. they are more like paulians or peterians. i find that many of them prefer to quote from scriptures that are either pre- or post-jesus, as...
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 02:08 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i will modify my generalization - a lot of...

i will modify my generalization
- a lot of christians i know are spooky - (plus a little mean).
nothing ignorant about that, and don't you think "all fags are going to hell" is a bit more acerbic...
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 01:01 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
which is bigger, god, jesus, or paul?

which is bigger, god, jesus, or paul?
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 12:49 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i sure have learned a lot from all this.

i sure have learned a lot from all this.
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 12:30 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
you're right! christians, like my generalization,...

you're right! christians, like my generalization, are spooky. but what about the other sentences in my paragraph? do you think those sentences are spooky like christians too?
Forum: General 01-05-2005, 12:06 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i just checked out that website FenrisQueen...

i just checked out that website FenrisQueen mentioned, and that is some wicked twisted shit. puts the god in gothic. do these people really believe in that stuff? and why oh why are they so...
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 03:45 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
god just called me, s/he's on her way out and...

god just called me, s/he's on her way out and wanted me to deliver this message:
"i didn't write 'the bible'"
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 03:39 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 19,614
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
yes, of course gay persons should be allowed to...

yes, of course gay persons should be allowed to get married and adopt children. why not?
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 03:23 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i have been licking my baggies and sucking resin....

i have been licking my baggies and sucking resin.
hopefully we will all wake up tomorrow to the headline:
Bush Puffs Freshly Legalized Marijuana Cigarette!
no more vacuuming, just pure pound...
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 03:00 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i have some good news and some bad news everyone:...

i have some good news and some bad news everyone:
good news - god exists! s/he appeared before me just last night! we
cuddled!
bad news - s/he's a little frumpy-looking.
good...
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 02:38 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,881
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
i got up and went pee. i couldn't stop looking...

i got up and went pee. i couldn't stop looking at myself. soon i was flipping handstands, squirting toothpaste all over the place, and humming "tainted love". then i killed some nazis and fed my...
Forum: General 01-04-2005, 02:07 PM
Replies: 477
Views: 83,358
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
-- then -- Houston, Texas Panama City, Panama...

-- then --
Houston, Texas
Panama City, Panama
Omaha, Texas
Daegu, South Korea
-- now --
Denton, Texas
Forum: General 12-15-2004, 09:42 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 13,340
Posted By spoonjigglesatan
Does Gods exist? What a silly question. We will...

Does Gods exist? What a silly question. We will all find out, or we won't, or nothing. Debating this topic is like trying to guess which number the stars are thinking of.
It's like the poet...
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