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Forum: Whining 09-21-2013, 12:32 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 10,838
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
It's because Hitler killed people next door....

It's because Hitler killed people next door. Stupid man.
Forum: Whining 09-21-2013, 12:10 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 20,148
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Why did I have to find this AFTER my slideshow...

Why did I have to find this AFTER my slideshow presentation on Marxism and it's applications in cultural anthropology? This would have been a great joke slide.
Forum: General 11-09-2012, 01:21 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,316
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Why don't more people have AdBlock? It makes life...

Why don't more people have AdBlock? It makes life much more wonderful.
Forum: General 11-07-2012, 08:03 PM
Replies: 278
Views: 42,768
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
This poll should have AC/DC by Joan Jett and the...

This poll should have AC/DC by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts playing.
Forum: General 11-07-2012, 07:53 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,759
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Registered for my finally semester of...

Registered for my finally semester of undergraduate study! Geo-morphology, Human Osteology and Osteological remains, Mesoamerican Archaeology, Seminar in Biological Anthropology RE: Neanderthals, and...
Forum: Whining 11-07-2012, 07:51 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,811
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yesterday I was handling juvenile skeletal...

Yesterday I was handling juvenile skeletal remains, part and parcel of studying paleoanthropology. I understand about compartmentalization and distancing yourself from what you're studying. But you...
Forum: General 08-24-2012, 12:58 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Is it weird to say you look exceptionally Danish?

Is it weird to say you look exceptionally Danish?
Forum: General 06-10-2012, 02:14 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,003
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I once had a friend from Gallifrey We just had...

I once had a friend from Gallifrey
We just had some tea last Saturday
It was a marvelous drink
But before I could blink
He was in his blue box and away.




... that is all.
Forum: Fashion 06-10-2012, 01:43 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 33,430
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
There are alarming levels of win in this thread.

There are alarming levels of win in this thread.
Forum: Politics 05-21-2012, 05:10 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,200
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
In all historical fairness, America isn't...

In all historical fairness, America isn't BECOMING an immigrant country. It's becoming a more diverse immigrant country. I had a big row with someone about this and they kept complaining about the...
Forum: General 05-21-2012, 04:57 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 9,014
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I know what that means, but my mind decided it'd...

I know what that means, but my mind decided it'd rather me interpret the sentence to mean you were incredibly old.
Forum: Fashion 05-21-2012, 04:48 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 33,430
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
It's a trend for some rivetheads to wear...

It's a trend for some rivetheads to wear camouflage, that does NOT make the US Army industrial, Elystan.

Anyway Sol, it's not lined. It has a zip out lining and I live in Los Angeles, so I'd...
Forum: Introductions 05-14-2012, 07:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,511
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Sadly I've been so busy with school and kung fu...

Sadly I've been so busy with school and kung fu that I haven't had time. Might start one up with a dude I know, but it's not anything worth paying attention to yet.
Forum: General 05-14-2012, 03:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,127
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
They're quite excellent. I'm very happy we sell...

They're quite excellent. I'm very happy we sell them where I work so I don't have to go to a more expensive store like Whole Foods.
Forum: General 05-14-2012, 02:40 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The one with the heavy bag is my house. The rest...

The one with the heavy bag is my house. The rest are the fiance's parents' house.
Forum: General 05-14-2012, 12:35 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-sn...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189954_10150113351638652_525133651_6540815_15969_n.jpgOldie but a goodie.
Forum: General 05-14-2012, 12:33 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-sn...

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/398596_174494035991377_100002923463713_292221_2123489546_n.jpg Birthday shenanigans
...
Forum: General 05-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Since I've been gone so long, massive photo dump...

Since I've been gone so long, massive photo dump is needed. Well, massive for how many I normally post.
...
Forum: Introductions 05-14-2012, 12:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,511
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Guitarist is in NYU and bassist is in Hampshire...

Guitarist is in NYU and bassist is in Hampshire college. Rat bastards.
Forum: Politics 05-12-2012, 01:05 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,753
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Plus, doesn't it reflect poorly upon us as a...

Plus, doesn't it reflect poorly upon us as a culture to have the means to help people but refuse to do so unless we get something in return?
Forum: Spooky News 05-11-2012, 02:57 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,314
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Talk about from cradle to grave (bah dum tss)

Talk about from cradle to grave (bah dum tss)
Forum: Politics 05-11-2012, 02:51 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,753
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
It's not necessarily proof but you could show him...

It's not necessarily proof but you could show him the WHO's report on countries health care. We're somewhere around the mid 30s with Cuba, a country we're economically strangling. Countries with...
Forum: General 05-11-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,127
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I've had similar experiences with Gardein fake...

I've had similar experiences with Gardein fake meats, but it's been so long I no longer think I'm qualified to compare things to meat since I don't really remember the taste.
Forum: Fashion 05-11-2012, 02:39 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 33,430
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I have a rather normal looking business style...

I have a rather normal looking business style trench coat that I hacked the belt off of but i bought it when I was 50 pounds heavier so now it looks like I stole it from a giant.
Forum: Introductions 05-11-2012, 02:37 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,511
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
At undergrad you pretty much do all of it, but in...

At undergrad you pretty much do all of it, but in grad school I'm going to focus on physical.


It's rather nice to be back. I figure I've grown up enough to not make a complete tit of myself....
Forum: Fashion 05-11-2012, 12:52 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 33,430
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Sigh... Trench coats are long coats meant to be...

Sigh... Trench coats are long coats meant to be worn over a suit and are a proper "coat" as opposed to a jacket. A proper "trench coat" is specifically for rain and they date back to WWI. They're...
Forum: Fashion 05-11-2012, 12:48 AM
Replies: 365
Views: 156,322
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
This thread lives! Five years and it lives! ......

This thread lives! Five years and it lives! ... that is all.
Forum: Introductions 05-11-2012, 12:45 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,511
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
In the jailhouse now

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Well, I work at Target, I'm working on my B.A in Anthropology, I study Kung Fu, I spend entirely too much time playing Skyrim, and when I convince myself to stop...
Forum: General 05-11-2012, 12:13 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,127
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Tempeh bacon is wonderful. It doesn't bare a lick...

Tempeh bacon is wonderful. It doesn't bare a lick of resemblance to the real thing, but it's delicious. I learned a long time ago you're better off enjoying foods for what they are than for what...
Forum: General 05-11-2012, 12:07 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,876
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That makes sense, dude was brilliant.

That makes sense, dude was brilliant.
Forum: General 02-06-2011, 11:05 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That guitar is gorgeous.

That guitar is gorgeous.
Forum: Whining 01-25-2011, 08:28 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Well obviously, it was mentioned in a thread or...

Well obviously, it was mentioned in a thread or two a while back and if you just check the other two aliases I've used in this thread you could have pieced that together.
Forum: Whining 01-24-2011, 02:20 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You're right, you actually have the ability to...

You're right, you actually have the ability to spell.

You're not part of the desp and kontan show, Goku can't spell, Mir never needed an alias to troll people, and Duckman was actually funny.
...
Forum: Whining 01-23-2011, 08:34 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yeah, seems to be goku, oh well. That's what...

Yeah, seems to be goku, oh well.

That's what I was worried about, usually you guys antagonizing us is worth a larf. This, not so much.
Forum: Whining 01-23-2011, 02:07 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I added it before needing to edit, so go lick a...

I added it before needing to edit, so go lick a scabbard.
Forum: Whining 01-23-2011, 12:53 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
They don't bother me terribly. I rather like...

They don't bother me terribly. I rather like Kontan actually. We hung out at Rocky Horror once. Manager got trashed and started ripping on Kentucky. Busted up laughing.

I am even coming to peace...
Forum: Whining 01-23-2011, 12:20 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I realized (after the edit time of course) that...

I realized (after the edit time of course) that posting with all three of my accounts on the same post seems a bit hypocritical in context, but I will defend myself by saying that A) I've only done...
Forum: Whining 01-23-2011, 12:10 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,027
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
How about if I use this screen name? I'm...

How about if I use this screen name?

I'm still convinced one of them is Bob Dole.
Forum: General 10-07-2010, 12:20 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The guitarist/vocalist and Bassist of my band...

The guitarist/vocalist and Bassist of my band went off to college on the East Coast. I'm by my lonesome now.

I wouldn't know of any bands in my area. Primarily because I live in a big suburban...
Forum: Politics 10-06-2010, 06:01 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 22,545
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yarmulke, seriously. When Yiddish meets English,...

Yarmulke, seriously. When Yiddish meets English, the result is not pretty.
Forum: General 10-06-2010, 05:52 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/photo.php?pid=...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/photo.php?pid=5026141&id=525133651
Yers truly on the far left (with the Exploited shirt)

Lost another 7 - 10lbs since that picture so subtract a bit from the...
Forum: General 10-05-2010, 01:13 AM
Replies: 385
Views: 33,092
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
"I don't think religions are religions. No, I...

"I don't think religions are religions. No, I think they're philosophies with some good ideas and some fucking weird ones."

- Eddie Izzard

</irrelevant post> carry on.
Forum: Spooky News 10-01-2010, 12:28 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,139
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That was incredibly easy, aced it as well.

That was incredibly easy, aced it as well.
Forum: Spooky News 09-05-2010, 10:02 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,097
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I do too, but partially because she's dumpster...

I do too, but partially because she's dumpster fire ugly.
Forum: Shill 08-21-2010, 10:30 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 41,222
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
And swallowing your pride, among other things.

And swallowing your pride, among other things.
Forum: General 08-21-2010, 10:16 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,759
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Recently I lost my hamster to lymphoma and some...

Recently I lost my hamster to lymphoma and some kind of mites. We had to put him down so he wouldn't suffer anymore. We took him to the vet a few times before that.

Today, I found some old...
Forum: Whining 08-20-2010, 11:13 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 101,182
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The first one is cute in a, "I'm going to card...

The first one is cute in a, "I'm going to card you, ask for your birth certificate, blood test, and have at least 2 sworn statements in before I believe you're legal." kind of way.
Forum: General 08-09-2010, 07:33 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 11,012
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That's why I like Alex Mercer from the game...

That's why I like Alex Mercer from the game Prototype. He's not in some idiotic costume that makes him stick out like a sore thumb. He's in jeans and wearing a leather jacket over a hoodie. You...
Forum: General 08-06-2010, 11:16 AM
Replies: 310
Views: 72,129
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I'm not sure as to the context of your use of...

I'm not sure as to the context of your use of Caucasian, but as far as I know it (used most in physical anthropology) Caucasian races cover Europe, North Africa, the Horn of Africa, and then...
Forum: General 08-04-2010, 11:39 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,759
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That's the closest I've come to throwing up in a...

That's the closest I've come to throwing up in a while.


Good grief, if there is a hell, eating that shit will be my punishment when I die.
Forum: General 08-04-2010, 11:03 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Actually, he's half jewish. Family reunions are...

Actually, he's half jewish. Family reunions are pretty tense.
Forum: Spooky News 07-28-2010, 08:46 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 49,148
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That gave me a great big smile. On...

That gave me a great big smile.



On topic, I remember reading about a guy upstate from me who posted advertisements for work absolutely everywhere in every job agency, newspaper, what have you,...
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2010, 08:36 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,100
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Because it's an antiquated ritual with only...

Because it's an antiquated ritual with only symbolic purpose at best and comes from an arguably misogynistic history?
Forum: Introductions 07-28-2010, 08:32 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 7,817
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Sure there is, BDSM has a better survival rate...

Sure there is, BDSM has a better survival rate and much better uniforms.
Forum: Shill 07-25-2010, 12:12 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 36,292
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I was going to type a long, hate filled post, but...

I was going to type a long, hate filled post, but instead I call attention to wordsihate.org
Forum: General 07-22-2010, 10:53 PM
Replies: 174
Views: 26,680
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I love this post so much, it wins so hard. ...

I love this post so much, it wins so hard.


Also, earlier that bell-end said something akin to women can't fight and I take offense. One of my Elder Masters is a woman and she kicks titanic...
Forum: Whining 07-13-2010, 12:10 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,481
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I work (along with every other friggen...

I work (along with every other friggen department) at the return desk of Target. The only condolence I can give you is that at least the people yelling at you don't have the ability to hurl...
Forum: Music 07-09-2010, 08:18 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 5,224
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
It's not a joke, catch is just fucking stupid....

It's not a joke, catch is just fucking stupid. Pants on head, paste eating stupid.
Forum: Spooky News 07-09-2010, 12:05 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,374
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Oh yeah, his parents didn't prompt him to do this...

Oh yeah, his parents didn't prompt him to do this at all. Totally of his own accord, and he's shattering the belief that 8 year olds have the attention span of a fruit fly.
Forum: Whining 07-09-2010, 12:00 AM
Replies: 126
Views: 12,712
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy. It...

Dude, don't stick your dick in crazy.
It doesn't end well.
Forum: Politics 07-06-2010, 10:05 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,044
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I tried researching Fascist Italy's gun laws and...

I tried researching Fascist Italy's gun laws and only came up with websites hosted by people like Deadmanohmanisheretarded Walking.
Forum: Politics 07-03-2010, 02:29 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,005
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I wouldn't be remotely surprised if that's why...

I wouldn't be remotely surprised if that's why it's being kept back.
Forum: Whining 07-03-2010, 02:11 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,878
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
So that would be an unholy fuck? ...

So that would be an unholy fuck?


http://news.haverford.edu/blogs/erich-zann/files/2010/02/cthulhu.jpg

You don't want to mess with the meat hammer he's swingin'.

Also, I rather like Judge,...
Forum: Whining 07-03-2010, 02:05 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 13,302
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
This is by and far a more productive topic of...

This is by and far a more productive topic of discussion than the original post.
Forum: Politics 07-03-2010, 01:43 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,546
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Afternoon Tea

The Tea Party is shouting their grief
With our current commander in chief
But they're uninformed masses
With their heads up their asses
Who throw out all fact for belief

But this turd just...
Forum: Spooky News 06-29-2010, 09:26 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,779
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Wait, I can't disprove them because I haven't...

Wait, I can't disprove them because I haven't seem them? Isn't that a little bass-ackwards?

Furthermore, when all reputable science is saying no, and you're saying yes based on FUCKING NOTHING,...
Forum: Spooky News 06-29-2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,779
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
And the ponce of the day award goes to: Odineye...

And the ponce of the day award goes to: Odineye for this total bullshit.
Forum: Whining 06-28-2010, 09:58 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,885
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Meaning they steal twice as much money as they...

Meaning they steal twice as much money as they normally do and have twice the made up qualifications?
Forum: Spooky News 06-28-2010, 09:45 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,436
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yes, and your spelling is atrocious. We are...

Yes, and your spelling is atrocious.

We are pointing out obvious things, right?
Forum: Spooky News 06-28-2010, 09:44 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,731
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Posts like this make me wish we had a "like"...

Posts like this make me wish we had a "like" button.
Forum: Spooky News 06-28-2010, 09:18 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,436
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I disagree. It used to be common practice for...

I disagree. It used to be common practice for some cultures to sacrifice people to invisible beings in the sky. Now those cultures simply obsess over soccer. We've grown more intelligent, if by only...
Forum: General 06-27-2010, 02:09 AM
Replies: 8,007
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Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Either you've lost weight insanely fast, or I've...

Either you've lost weight insanely fast, or I've been on this site far longer than I thought. You look great by the way
Forum: Whining 06-27-2010, 02:04 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,935
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Otherwise some people's post counts would have to...

Otherwise some people's post counts would have to be expressed in scientific notation.
Forum: Politics 06-27-2010, 02:02 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 83,299
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Not to mention Fredrick Von Hayek (sp). Not that...

Not to mention Fredrick Von Hayek (sp). Not that I like the man (I don't) but he's the often sighted counterpoint to Keynes
Forum: General 06-21-2010, 09:23 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 11,523
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Actually she'd be taking one (or many) FROM the...

Actually she'd be taking one (or many) FROM the team
Forum: Politics 06-21-2010, 08:00 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,797
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
<3 I love you.

<3 I love you.
Forum: General 06-21-2010, 07:19 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 11,523
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Red meat and dairy products eh? So vegans taste...

Red meat and dairy products eh? So vegans taste better ?
Forum: Politics 06-21-2010, 06:58 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 83,299
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I think he means purely marxist

I think he means purely marxist
Forum: Spooky News 06-21-2010, 06:50 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 9,121
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
derbyderbydo

derbyderbydo
Forum: Politics 06-04-2010, 11:06 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 12,121
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That's actually not a silly question. I'm a...

That's actually not a silly question.

I'm a bit in shock.
Forum: Spooky News 06-03-2010, 12:28 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,478
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yeah, this is why I just refuse to talk to...

Yeah, this is why I just refuse to talk to Teabaggers. I'm better off drinking antifreeze.
Forum: Fashion 06-03-2010, 12:07 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 19,587
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
They're from Huntington Beach, but yeah, they...

They're from Huntington Beach, but yeah, they still suck more than a whore working overtime.
Forum: Politics 05-30-2010, 11:28 PM
Replies: 372
Views: 60,089
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Good Job, me too. As much as I love to shit...

Good Job, me too.

As much as I love to shit on capitalism (and I do) there are carnivorous communists.

Only when care is taken. A vegan who doesn't make sure they're getting the right...
Forum: Music 05-30-2010, 01:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,607
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wNfmpYrb8 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wNfmpYrb8

More blues by Gibbons
Forum: Music 05-30-2010, 01:18 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,607
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
They get lumped into the southern rock genre a...

They get lumped into the southern rock genre a lot, but if you listen to the music, Gibbons is plainly a blues guitarist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnMFOeEPUks

Just the best.
Forum: Politics 05-25-2010, 09:59 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,727
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Back? We (secular people) never had it. Every...

Back? We (secular people) never had it. Every president has been a Protestant except Kennedy, who was a catholic.
Forum: General 05-19-2010, 11:23 PM
Replies: 8,007
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Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
While this is true, he has some semblance of a...

While this is true, he has some semblance of a point. There is a notably high number of attractive people on this site.
Forum: Politics 05-16-2010, 10:28 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,102
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
How about JCC?

How about JCC?
Forum: Politics 05-16-2010, 02:23 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,102
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Either way I demand video.

Either way I demand video.
Forum: Politics 05-15-2010, 03:14 PM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,044
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Best fucking image ever.

Best fucking image ever.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2010, 11:18 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,873
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Not only am I in complete agreement, but your...

Not only am I in complete agreement, but your acronym is much more fun to pronounce as if it were a single word.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2010, 11:14 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 12,924
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Ignoring the gun subject, you've got that totally...

Ignoring the gun subject, you've got that totally bass ackward. Laws are created by cultures, dictated by cultures. Many laws are simply cultural customs encouraged with the barrel of a gun. (The...
Forum: Music 05-12-2010, 11:05 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,686
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I do too, funnily. Also, as much of a loser...

I do too, funnily.

Also, as much of a loser as it makes me seem, Power metal.


Hammerfall, Dark Moor, Blind Guardian, Elvenking, Firewind, etc.
Forum: Music 05-12-2010, 10:48 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,625
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You can put nylon strings on a steel string...

You can put nylon strings on a steel string guitar if you have the truss rod adjusted to the sudden lack of tension. However, you can not do the opposite or you will find out quickly that guitar...
Forum: Fashion 05-11-2010, 12:18 AM
Replies: 170
Views: 69,088
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I don't care how old this thread is, you are...

I don't care how old this thread is, you are fucking HOT.
Forum: Whining 05-08-2010, 02:50 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 11,810
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I don't think that woman's much attractive at...

I don't think that woman's much attractive at all. She seems more saline and polyurethane than skin. I'm not opposed to plastic surgery in principle, but so many people do it in such off putting ways.
Forum: Whining 05-06-2010, 11:01 PM
Replies: 361
Views: 43,514
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I have a vegan cookbook written by her and the...

I have a vegan cookbook written by her and the person who wrote vegan cupcakes take over the world.
Forum: Spooky News 05-03-2010, 01:17 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,496
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Jesus, man. You can kill a snake with a well...

Jesus, man. You can kill a snake with a well placed shoe.
Forum: Spooky News 05-02-2010, 01:08 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,496
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
He took a .380 with hollowpoints and a laser...

He took a .380 with hollowpoints and a laser sight out jogging? Jesus, I shudder to think what he takes when he goes to "shady neighborhoods".
Forum: Whining 04-29-2010, 11:30 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 10,886
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I had always thought Atheism means without...

I had always thought Atheism means without religion as a whole.
Forum: General 04-29-2010, 12:32 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The pictures aren't bad Jin, but serious, ease up...

The pictures aren't bad Jin, but serious, ease up on the makeup.
Forum: Politics 04-26-2010, 09:14 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 12,121
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Well this has been very informative. Thank you...

Well this has been very informative. Thank you Alan. I now have a rebuttal when capitalists say, "You want to take property! You're gonna kick people out of there homes!" Aside from, "you're a knob...
Forum: Whining 04-22-2010, 01:38 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,297
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That's SIR Pubert Spleen III to you, Jack.

That's SIR Pubert Spleen III to you, Jack.
Forum: Music 04-22-2010, 01:34 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,607
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Must second this on the BB King bit. I...

Must second this on the BB King bit.

I honestly play blues more than any other genre when I'm messing around at home. I have to, cmon, I've got this guitar
...
Forum: Spooky News 04-13-2010, 03:40 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Fuck him anyway.

Fuck him anyway.
Forum: Spooky News 04-13-2010, 03:36 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 13,287
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Huh.. upon closer inspection, yeah it is. ...

Huh.. upon closer inspection, yeah it is.

Strike that from the record.
Forum: Spooky News 04-12-2010, 03:13 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 13,287
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
It's stories like this that make me look down...

It's stories like this that make me look down upon the south with such utter disgust. I've always heard from some misplaced southerner suffering from severe homesickness tell me that the south is...
Forum: Whining 04-05-2010, 12:06 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 12,924
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Conner in California the laws are so strict on...

Conner in California the laws are so strict on weapons that I'm surprised we're allowed forks. Even items used in martial arts education (nunchaku or three section staffs) are felonies and will get...
Forum: Whining 04-04-2010, 01:45 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 12,924
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The only logical reason to carry a weapon in...

The only logical reason to carry a weapon in public is because you anticipate the possible need of it at some point. Clearly, any area where it is sufficiently dangerous enough to make one think a...
Forum: Politics 04-04-2010, 01:36 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,397
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
There is one small catch to the list. If you deny...

There is one small catch to the list. If you deny an officer the right to search your car, he can't search it. He CAN, however, have a Canine unit come, smell around your car, and if the dog catches...
Forum: Whining 04-03-2010, 02:27 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 12,924
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
There's no reason to carry a loaded weapon into a...

There's no reason to carry a loaded weapon into a book store. A gun store, perhaps. If one needed repairs or an accessory, I can understand bringing the gun to make sure you're getting something that...
Forum: General 04-03-2010, 01:50 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 6,709
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yeah, I got 7. To all the 30s people, what the...

Yeah, I got 7. To all the 30s people, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Forum: Politics 04-03-2010, 01:38 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,142
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The new health care bill is watered down...

The new health care bill is watered down bullshit full of more holes than Deadman's thought processes. I may not be in the utter majority amongst the redneck, excuse me, "conservative" south, but...
Forum: Whining 04-03-2010, 01:33 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 12,924
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Why the FUCK do you need to carry a loaded...

Why the FUCK do you need to carry a loaded firearm with you to go to Barnes and Noble? What, are you worried the books about WW2 are going to open fire with Howitzers? Jumping fucking Jesus, if...
Forum: Whining 03-29-2010, 12:46 AM
Replies: 361
Views: 43,514
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
231 Pounds is NOT healthy for a 5'8" female....

231 Pounds is NOT healthy for a 5'8" female. Shit, 231 is notably overweight for a 6'3" MALE.
Forum: Whining 03-22-2010, 01:57 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 16,348
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Hey, don't hate on flash tattoos.

Hey, don't hate on flash tattoos.
Forum: Music 03-16-2010, 06:28 PM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Now THERE is a failed abortion.

Now THERE is a failed abortion.
Forum: Whining 03-15-2010, 09:33 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 7,482
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Characteristics of people with antisocial...

Characteristics of people with antisocial personality disorder may include:[3]

* Persistent lying or stealing
* Superficial charm[4][5]
* Apparent lack of remorse[4] or empathy;...
Forum: Introductions 03-14-2010, 12:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 8,709
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
In that whole garbled intro, which frankly came...

In that whole garbled intro, which frankly came off like you were trying way too hard to be quirky, the only part that made me raise an eyebrow was the stamp collecting line.
Forum: Politics 03-13-2010, 11:41 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 8,981
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I know I'm wasting my breath, but you do know...

I know I'm wasting my breath, but you do know that a Republic is a representational government and that socialism is fully compatible with a Republic state, right?
Forum: Fashion 03-13-2010, 11:32 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 200,861
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Hey Malice, which do you recommend for lip...

Hey Malice, which do you recommend for lip stretching OTHER than scalpeling: Tape or Taper?
Forum: Spooky News 03-06-2010, 11:41 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,947
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Before I say this I must clarify: I hate...

Before I say this I must clarify: I hate California. I've never liked this state, and I never will. It is only out of current convenience that I stay.

Now, to the topic.
Please, NEVER lump us...
Forum: Politics 03-04-2010, 01:51 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 6,754
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
http://politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.ph...

http://politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=-9.12&soc=-8.41
Forum: Introductions 02-21-2010, 02:16 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,211
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
We have absolutely fucking HORRIBLE high schools.

We have absolutely fucking HORRIBLE high schools.
Forum: General 02-20-2010, 12:20 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 19,391
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I make my own miso constantly.

I make my own miso constantly.
Forum: Fashion 02-19-2010, 11:47 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 13,377
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Agreed. I'm not one for denim shirts in general....

Agreed. I'm not one for denim shirts in general. Jackets are on, but shirts?
Forum: General 02-17-2010, 10:40 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,177
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
With all my vocabulary I am at an utter loss to...

With all my vocabulary I am at an utter loss to think of a word that aptly describes the impenetrable depths of your stupidity.




Fucktard comes to mind, though.
Forum: Politics 02-17-2010, 10:31 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 12,283
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I think if the US institutes the European...

I think if the US institutes the European recycling idea, then the by-products can be used up and there will be a fair bit less waste to worry about.
Forum: General 02-17-2010, 12:45 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
No, she was pointing out that you're an idiot.

No, she was pointing out that you're an idiot.
Forum: Politics 02-17-2010, 12:21 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 12,283
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Holy shit, Despanbanana (term of endearment not...

Holy shit, Despanbanana (term of endearment not mockery) and Alan agreeing.
More on topic:

I heard some rumor that France has found a way to recycle nuclear waste in some capacity. If that's...
Forum: Music 02-17-2010, 12:11 AM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
PJ, how can you hate Creepshow? They're amazing!...

PJ, how can you hate Creepshow? They're amazing! Better with Hellcat than her sister but amazing either way!


I used to hate the Misfits until I heard Hybrid Moments.
Forum: Fashion 02-16-2010, 07:00 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 22,269
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
SoD you knob! You didn't even fucking read what I...

SoD you knob! You didn't even fucking read what I wrote before agreeing with me! God damn it.
Forum: Fashion 02-12-2010, 02:41 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 22,269
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I'm not jumping on SoD for this. I am a pacifist...

I'm not jumping on SoD for this. I am a pacifist and I do wear a bullet belt. I understand I'm perceived as a hypocrite by some. I also remind them that Crass are the ones who said, "The nature of...
Forum: General 02-11-2010, 02:12 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,510
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Funny enough, this looks like something you would...

Funny enough, this looks like something you would post on Facebook as "Plans for the weekend."
Forum: Fashion 02-08-2010, 09:49 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 22,269
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
To clarify, I was not explaining why SoD does...

To clarify, I was not explaining why SoD does what he does. That's a mystery for the ages, and not a particularly thrilling one. I was simply giving an example of why a pacifist would wear a bullet...
Forum: Fashion 02-06-2010, 12:22 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 22,269
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You ever consider the idea of wearing bullet...

You ever consider the idea of wearing bullet belts as a pacifist for, "t3h ironeez"? I know it's a cheap "irony" but it's a thought.


It's also a lame cop-out for pacifists who happen to think...
Forum: Spooky News 02-04-2010, 12:01 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,529
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Seriously spot on approval. Most bullets can be...

Seriously spot on approval. Most bullets can be traced to the gun, and if you can link the gun, then you've got a short cut to finding whomever shot whatever.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-01-2010, 11:40 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,033
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I was actually very disappointed with the movie...

I was actually very disappointed with the movie Fight Club.
Forum: Politics 02-01-2010, 01:34 AM
Replies: 281
Views: 63,853
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Always vote for principle, though you may vote...

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost.
John Quincy Adams

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good...
Forum: Music 01-28-2010, 11:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,733
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I think Crass recorded a few things with a tape...

I think Crass recorded a few things with a tape recorder, so I'm not going to sweat if it's 160k
Forum: Politics 01-28-2010, 12:19 AM
Replies: 281
Views: 63,853
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Hear hear! Also, who thinks Sarah Palin...

Hear hear!


Also, who thinks Sarah Palin is hot? She looks like a GI Joe had a bad sex change.
Forum: Introductions 01-24-2010, 01:09 AM
Replies: 6
Hey
Views: 2,094
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Agreed, post more.

Agreed, post more.
Forum: Introductions 01-24-2010, 01:06 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 14,475
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
In defense of the non-existent o.p, Princess...

In defense of the non-existent o.p, Princess Mononoke is pretty bomb.

Hellboy's great too as a matter of fact.
Forum: Introductions 01-24-2010, 12:58 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,984
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I approve.

I approve.
Forum: General 01-24-2010, 12:57 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,177
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo&feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo&feature=related
Forum: Whining 01-24-2010, 12:35 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 19,405
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Speak for yourself.

Speak for yourself.
Forum: Whining 01-24-2010, 12:33 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 19,405
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
What bullshit is this about healthy food being...

What bullshit is this about healthy food being expensive? All the basic fruits and vegetables, such as tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, peas, corn, lettuce, cucumbers, peppers, spinach, broccoli, apples,...
Forum: Introductions 01-19-2010, 12:25 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 10,192
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Actually I was trying to say their music taste...

Actually I was trying to say their music taste sucks, but that works too.
Forum: Music 01-18-2010, 01:42 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,195
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
He's playing Varg for fuck's sake. Just give him...

He's playing Varg for fuck's sake. Just give him a few hand-fulls of LSD and PCP and he'll be perfect.
Forum: Spooky News 01-18-2010, 01:40 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,644
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
As far as organs go, your liver is pretty rough...

As far as organs go, your liver is pretty rough and tumble. You have to have a very bad drinking problem to do severe damage to your liver inside of a ten year span.

Drinking in moderation has...
Forum: Introductions 01-18-2010, 01:35 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 10,192
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
So your musical taste consists of whatever Hot...

So your musical taste consists of whatever Hot Topic and Kroq label "dark/goth/alternative"

It doesn't look like it.
Forum: Music 01-15-2010, 12:15 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,625
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
A few things. Firstly, you're playing light gauge...

A few things. Firstly, you're playing light gauge strings. As such, consider raising the action, as other people have mentioned. Depending on your guitar, you can either do it yourself (if you have a...
Forum: Whining 01-12-2010, 11:37 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 19,405
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Raw Vegan diets never jived for me. I like bread,...

Raw Vegan diets never jived for me. I like bread, I truly do. I'm sure having more "raw vegan" foods would help, but I really don't like lettuce, and last time I ate at a Raw Vegan place, the lot of...
Forum: Music 01-11-2010, 12:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,639
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I think Dean Markley and Martin are separate. At...

I think Dean Markley and Martin are separate. At any rate, I've used Martins on my acoustic and the damn things snapped inside two months.
Forum: Whining 01-10-2010, 11:13 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 19,405
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Let me tell you why this is a bad idea. ...

Let me tell you why this is a bad idea.

Fruits, however yummy, are absolutely FULL of sugar. Bananas, strawberries, and fruits of that nature are brimming with sugar. You have a few POUNDS of...
Forum: Music 01-10-2010, 01:57 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,639
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Yes, but the string will snap. Rule number one,...

Yes, but the string will snap. Rule number one, NEVER buy cheap strings, they end up breaking quick. Try Ernie Ball, I've never had an issue with them, and they're relatively inexpensive.

You can...
Forum: Spooky News 01-09-2010, 01:18 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,727
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Leaving us college bound social deviants, who...

Leaving us college bound social deviants, who will be well-educated hoodlums.
Forum: Whining 01-08-2010, 09:53 PM
Replies: 206
Views: 20,312
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
This, over and over, for the god damn mother...

This, over and over, for the god damn mother fucking win.
Forum: Introductions 01-08-2010, 02:44 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,965
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
My deepest condolences.

My deepest condolences.
Forum: Spooky News 01-06-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,727
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
What on earth do you think the administrative...

What on earth do you think the administrative part of homeschooling is? It's not like they have to follow public school ver batim. They go to the district, or email them, whatever. The district gives...
Forum: Music 01-05-2010, 10:28 PM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Sure. I don't care if you hate them. There's a...

Sure. I don't care if you hate them. There's a difference between liking a band and respecting their talent. When you say you hate Led Zeppelin, I wonder what kind of strange taste you have, but...
Forum: Music 01-05-2010, 12:34 AM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
No. I never said I liked Led Zeppelin, did I? I...

No. I never said I liked Led Zeppelin, did I? I don't enjoy listening to them, and hardly ever do. What I said was that they are talented in response to you saying they, "suck". You don't have to...
Forum: Music 01-03-2010, 03:37 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,308
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Slow Down, Gandhi by Sage Francis.

Slow Down, Gandhi by Sage Francis.
Forum: Music 01-03-2010, 03:14 AM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Oh boy, so much to respond to...

Let's get this comment dump started.


If you understood German, you'd get it. They're the lyrical equivalent of what would happen if Kiss took the Bob Saget route with lyrics and tried to be,...
Forum: Spooky News 01-02-2010, 12:21 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,700
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Oh Woe is me, I won't be able to get the latest...

Oh Woe is me, I won't be able to get the latest guns! How ever will I survive in my bland, pedestrian suburban neighborhood? How will I get rid of my squirrels now? What if someone breaks into my...
Forum: Music 12-31-2009, 02:33 AM
Replies: 113
Views: 16,720
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Agreed on both counts. Gotherfall's vocalist...

Agreed on both counts.

Gotherfall's vocalist has a great little bag of voices he uses. It keep things interesting. It's a tragedy they broke up. I bought their cd, sent by one of their...
Forum: Spooky News 12-27-2009, 10:55 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 11,538
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Beaten senseless with a pipe is pretty bad. You...

Beaten senseless with a pipe is pretty bad. You ever been hit in the head with a pipe? It fucking sucks.
Forum: Spooky News 12-27-2009, 12:37 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 11,538
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Jesus, reasonable force, dead man, reasonable...

Jesus, reasonable force, dead man, reasonable force.

Guns aren't here so you can extend your phallus in the eyes of your peers.

If a guy has a knife in his hand, you pull a gun out, and he...
Forum: Music 12-22-2009, 09:07 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 16,720
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
This, Plus Gotherfall.

This,

Plus Gotherfall.
Forum: Politics 12-19-2009, 09:53 PM
Replies: 499
Views: 83,299
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That's a risk in all systems, though. My...

That's a risk in all systems, though.

My concern is how would the market execute. How would currency be distributed since work would no longer be in exchange for currency but for necessary...
Forum: Politics 12-19-2009, 01:19 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 83,299
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You know, I was going to try to get into another...

You know, I was going to try to get into another insult-fight with you, but I realized you had every right to retaliate the way you did. Instead of proposing an idea in a civilized way, I chose to...
Forum: General 12-19-2009, 01:10 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 36,233
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Trust me, if Anarasha is one thing, it's a big...

Trust me, if Anarasha is one thing, it's a big person.
Forum: Politics 12-18-2009, 03:43 AM
Replies: 499
Views: 83,299
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Desp, you want a mixed economy, yeah? Fair...

Desp, you want a mixed economy, yeah? Fair enough, anthropologically speaking all sustainable economies have reciprocity, redistribution, and markets in them, though to varying degrees. Here's my...
Forum: General 12-18-2009, 03:24 AM
Replies: 314
Views: 36,233
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I don't know why people think furries are so...

I don't know why people think furries are so weird. Shit, horoscopes and palm readers are fucking everywhere and people eat that shit up. Oh look at my star chart! It says something so broad It could...
Forum: General 12-17-2009, 12:24 PM
Replies: 314
Views: 36,233
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
See, it's Christmas time and I work retail. I am...

See, it's Christmas time and I work retail. I am constantly exposed to people spending thousands of dollars in pagan decorations to celebrate a holiday of a religion that preaches peace while its...
Forum: Fashion 12-17-2009, 11:57 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 22,269
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
If you're a big guy (about 6' and up) get the...

If you're a big guy (about 6' and up) get the 308. 223 will look rather small. Also, I've ordered plenty from both StudsandSpikes and Crustpunks, though I own a bullet belt from Crustpunks. I...
Forum: Introductions 12-14-2009, 02:30 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,305
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Some pacifists will defend ourselves, thank you....

Some pacifists will defend ourselves, thank you. Just not unless it's an absolute necessity.
Forum: General 12-13-2009, 02:45 AM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,726
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Holy crap even your name is annoying.

Holy crap even your name is annoying.
Forum: General 12-13-2009, 01:50 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,000,613
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You need an eyepatch

You need an eyepatch
Forum: General 12-04-2009, 01:53 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
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Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're racist, homophobic, stupid, AND FAT?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Forum: General 12-02-2009, 07:28 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,420
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Fixed for you.

Fixed for you.
Forum: General 12-02-2009, 07:27 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,420
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I'm vastly smarter than you in any quantifiable...

I'm vastly smarter than you in any quantifiable way.
Forum: Whining 12-02-2009, 07:25 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,032
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Did you just call someone a bigot and then make a...

Did you just call someone a bigot and then make a racist remark in the same post? Jesus Christ.
Forum: Whining 12-02-2009, 07:21 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,032
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
That wouldn't surprise me.

That wouldn't surprise me.
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 07:20 PM
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Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You're such a piece of shit that I've honestly...

You're such a piece of shit that I've honestly nothing but contempt for you. You're ignorant beyond reason and dumber than a rock.
Forum: General 12-02-2009, 07:19 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,420
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
No, a vary vast handful of people on these boards...

No, a vary vast handful of people on these boards are highly intelligent. A few are outright intellectual juggernauts in there own right.

You are a 27 year old with the brain of a remarkably...
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 07:14 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Are you fucking retarded? ...

Are you fucking retarded?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothic_rock#Origins_and_early_development
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 07:03 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I enjoy some goth rock once in a while. I joined...

I enjoy some goth rock once in a while. I joined ages ago when I used to listen to music almost as shitty as your taste in literature and have since learned about hundreds of far better bands. Now I...
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 06:59 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Number 1: Twilight is the best example of a...

Number 1:

Twilight is the best example of a flavor of the month.

Number 2: I've read part of those books and as a writer and a person whose IQ is higher than his shoe size, those books are...
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 06:45 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
No it wasn't a flirt. Twilight is one of the most...

No it wasn't a flirt. Twilight is one of the most atrocious movies and books to ever be unleashed upon the world and, based on this alone, I can safely assume you've the intelligence of a cantaloupe...
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 06:40 PM
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Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
What kind of punk?

What kind of punk?
Forum: Introductions 12-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 9,852
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You should be bludgeoned violently with a sack of...

You should be bludgeoned violently with a sack of hammers then taken behind a woodshed and be disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.
Forum: Fashion 12-02-2009, 12:36 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 129,103
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Honestly, most of my inspiration to create...

Honestly, most of my inspiration to create clothes comes from two people who are not here enough.

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll153/CiceroTaxidermy/DSC04434.jpg
The lovely as always Cicero...
Forum: Fashion 12-02-2009, 12:10 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 129,103
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The Horrorpops are switched on man!

The Horrorpops are switched on man!
Forum: Music 12-01-2009, 01:35 AM
Replies: 378
Views: 73,602
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
The Jonass Brothers, because my sphincter is a...

The Jonass Brothers, because my sphincter is a better musician.
Forum: General 12-01-2009, 01:18 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 55,271
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
I've purchased a combination...

I've purchased a combination Record/CD/Cassette/MP3 player that also has a radio.
Forum: Whining 12-01-2009, 01:16 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,753
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Alright OP. Apathy brings up a valid point. ...

Alright OP. Apathy brings up a valid point.

Let me ask you, how does your hair look? Do you look like yo have smooth, natural black hair, or do you look like Cher?
Forum: General 11-30-2009, 10:54 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 8,420
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
You are not psychic. Your brain isn't even...

You are not psychic. Your brain isn't even functioning at normal levels, much less supernatural levels. Secondly, nothing looks good on you.
Forum: Whining 11-30-2009, 10:44 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,753
Posted By Joker_in_the_Pack
Maybe it's because you're repulsively stupid,...

Maybe it's because you're repulsively stupid, notably unpleasant to look at, and bat shit crazy
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