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Forum: Whining 03-18-2009, 07:25 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,357
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile http://www.the-isb.com/images/PW-Objection01.jpg ...

http://www.the-isb.com/images/PW-Objection01.jpg
I follow the standards of the sites I visit.
Forum: Whining 03-18-2009, 07:20 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,357
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile You should have your own TV Show. They can call...

You should have your own TV Show. They can call it "No U!".
Forum: Whining 03-18-2009, 07:18 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,357
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile You're right. Every thirty seconds, you can post....

You're right. Every thirty seconds, you can post. If you post a new thread every thirty-one seconds, you can get by it. QGirl is not a legitimate member.
I mod another website, and we wouldn't let...
Forum: Politics 03-18-2009, 07:15 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,044
Posted By Albert Mond
No. A large-ish police department made up of...

No. A large-ish police department made up of trained monkeys.
Forum: Politics 03-18-2009, 07:06 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,044
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Namibia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Namibia
Forum: General 03-18-2009, 07:03 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,786
Posted By Albert Mond
Namibia. blacktext

Namibia.
blacktext
Forum: General 03-18-2009, 06:44 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 72,701
Posted By Albert Mond
Fucking sweet.

Fucking sweet.
Forum: Politics 03-18-2009, 06:43 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 5,044
Posted By Albert Mond
No. Get the fuck out.

No. Get the fuck out.
Forum: General 03-18-2009, 06:42 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 72,701
Posted By Albert Mond
Can I be Vice Viking?

Can I be Vice Viking?
Forum: Whining 03-18-2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,357
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I'm sorry. I thought everybody knew how much...

I'm sorry. I thought everybody knew how much QGirl looked like a bot. If it's not spam, then it's flooding. In case you didn't know, flooding is when you post a flood of useless random crap all at...
Forum: General 03-18-2009, 06:17 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 1,760,749
Posted By Albert Mond
Here's me being a queer: ...

Here's me being a queer:
http://**********.com/mondgay.png
Forum: General 03-18-2009, 06:07 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 1,760,749
Posted By Albert Mond
http://**********.com/me2.jpg The classic...

http://**********.com/me2.jpg
The classic picture of me.
Forum: General 03-17-2009, 06:13 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,635
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Well, if you would just cook a decent meal once...

Well, if you would just cook a decent meal once in a while, maybe I would!
Look at me. I can't take care of you and my crazy Gothic Devil Daughter AT ONCE!
Forum: Music 03-17-2009, 06:07 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Baron Rojo - "Los Rockeros" ...

Baron Rojo - "Los Rockeros"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFE3S3_nLFI&feature=channel_page
Forum: General 03-17-2009, 06:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,635
Posted By Albert Mond
My daughter just turned Goth last week. She...

My daughter just turned Goth last week. She didn't like the cake, so I told her to go reform herself.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 04:54 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile "*wink*" isn't an emoticon. If you wanted to make...

"*wink*" isn't an emoticon. If you wanted to make an emoticon for winking, ;] would be one. "*wink*" doesn't cut it.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:49 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile First off, that's not true. I frequent looser...

First off, that's not true. I frequent looser sites, most of which have more moderation. The ones that aren't so loose, I don't act so loose on. The only time I remember ever being kicked off of a...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile This is the internet. Also, I'd say the chances...

This is the internet. Also, I'd say the chances of said hypothetical girl getting kicked off are somewhat slim. I expect that the people who ride public transport get used to way worse shit.
...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:40 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile THIS IS SPARTA! We do keep some form of...

THIS IS SPARTA!

We do keep some form of decency.

Censorship is not a sign of maturity.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:33 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile That's the thing. It's NOT offensive. Sex is not...

That's the thing. It's NOT offensive. Sex is not offensive. If you think that so much as REFERENCING a blowjob is offensive, then that rules out tons of media. I mean, honestly. Tons of shows...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:18 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Since that's not what I'm doing, I don't think...

Since that's not what I'm doing, I don't think there is a problem.

It's not my fault that people like me.

This has to be the third time I've asked how many complaints there actually were.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 03:06 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile What? I don't intend to offend people. I...

What?

I don't intend to offend people. I just don't care. It was my understanding that that was pretty much how GNet worked.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile ...And you sure have done a good job clinging to...

...And you sure have done a good job clinging to it.

I'm feeling lucky.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 12:25 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I was referring to your 'I want it my way!!111'...

I was referring to your 'I want it my way!!111' attitude. Some people tolerate stuff.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 12:23 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
I doubt you have worse 'traumas' than mine. You...

I doubt you have worse 'traumas' than mine. You can unzip your brain, flip them out, and we'll see who has the bigger trauma.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 12:10 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Did you live in a mansion as a child or something?

Did you live in a mansion as a child or something?
Forum: General 03-17-2009, 11:25 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Because it was created by a guy. Wait. No. ...

Because it was created by a guy. Wait. No.
Because its believers follow a specific way of life. Oops. No.
Because it tries to force other people in. Well, fuck.
Scientology's just like the rest.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 10:29 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Are kindergartners even allowed here? Is that...

Are kindergartners even allowed here? Is that legal? I know we have some youngsters, but equating the users of this site to five year olds who may not even know what's between the legs of the...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 10:19 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile It's inappropriate for children because it's...

It's inappropriate for children because it's childish.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 09:58 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
I was thinking the same thing, MIR5.

I was thinking the same thing, MIR5.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 09:36 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Again, I'd like to ask how many there actually...

Again, I'd like to ask how many there actually were. You ignored that question before.

'Cover it'? Someone's taking things too seriously. Does Mr. Admin need a chill pill?

Goths are known for...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:54 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
"Male Sex Organ Licker" could mean I lick men's...

"Male Sex Organ Licker" could mean I lick men's brains. That's not what I meant, but it's obviously a pretty loose term.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:27 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile When in doubt, reform through the Lord! He...

When in doubt, reform through the Lord! He accepts all souls, for he is your Saviour, and will grant you subtitles of which only God can dream!
Lo! And behold how he turns the lambs to white!...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:13 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Right. How's this, then?

Right. How's this, then?
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:07 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Next, how about you delete those disturbing ads...

Next, how about you delete those disturbing ads for those trashy horror movies. We have kiddies, around here, you know. I'm sure you're willing to sacrifice a little extra money for the general...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:04 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I believe she was referring to the removal of...

I believe she was referring to the removal of 'Goth as Fuck'.
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 08:00 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Actually, that's pretty light humour on my watch....

Actually, that's pretty light humour on my watch. If it shocked you, then you're probably a naive bumpkin, who I'd have little consideration for in the first place. However, you must be rather...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 07:37 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Nope. "Goth as Fuck" is now Perkygoth.

Nope. "Goth as Fuck" is now Perkygoth.
Forum: Music 03-17-2009, 07:26 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Blue Oyster Cult - "ME 262" ...

Blue Oyster Cult - "ME 262"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMG1WCVff0I&fmt=18
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 06:53 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I don't remember anybody ever actual bum fucking...

I don't remember anybody ever actual bum fucking anybody in my LOTR thingy. Unless it was in the 'nigga' bit, which I doubt. There was some implied sex, but I'm not sure about any actual descriptions...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 06:10 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,643
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I just realized something... BECCA LUGOSI's...

I just realized something...
BECCA LUGOSI's DEAD.
FUCK!
Forum: Music 03-17-2009, 04:40 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"Daddy Long Legs" by Sykotic Sinfoney They...

"Daddy Long Legs" by Sykotic Sinfoney
They sound almost exactly like Mr. Bungle, but it's still fucking awesome.
http://www.myspace.com/sykoticsinfoney
Forum: Whining 03-17-2009, 04:17 AM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile The internet has a significant demographic of...

The internet has a significant demographic of minors. Besides, it's a Gothic site. If somebody wanted to sue, they could just claim it was corrupting the kids through evil Gawffic darkness.
Forum: Music 03-17-2009, 12:22 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Amon Duul II - "Surrounded by the Stars" ...

Amon Duul II - "Surrounded by the Stars"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tERrnt55E7Q&feature=related
Forum: Music 03-16-2009, 10:00 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
The Sweet - "Turn It Down" ...

The Sweet - "Turn It Down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3hWKV-fX3g&feature=channel
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 09:04 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Where's the humour in that?

Where's the humour in that?
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 08:24 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I didn't mean to imply that it's a requirement. I...

I didn't mean to imply that it's a requirement. I meant to imply that when a male fellates another male, there's a very good chance that both are homosexual.

Of course, I acknowledge that they...
Forum: General 03-16-2009, 08:07 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,092
Posted By Albert Mond
I'm going to bring back Hair metal in the name of...

I'm going to bring back Hair metal in the name of pussy Satan.
http://www.bringbackglam.com/storage/nitro.jpg
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 07:42 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Because... it implied that I'm gay?

Because... it implied that I'm gay?
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 07:10 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Well. blacktext

Well.
blacktext
Forum: Politics 03-16-2009, 06:54 PM
Replies: 379
Views: 88,663
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Amusing. blacktext

Amusing.
blacktext
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 06:51 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Oh. My profile stuff. I'm guessing from that that...

Oh. My profile stuff. I'm guessing from that that it wasn't you, so I guess I'll re-ad the Avatar/Title.
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 06:00 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Seriously, GNet. Did you baleet that stuff or...

Seriously, GNet. Did you baleet that stuff or should I just go ahead and put it back up?
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 05:15 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Well... someone didn't answer my questions....

Well... someone didn't answer my questions. >.>
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-15-2009, 10:46 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,872
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Best movie ever

In Space, No One Is Safe From ROCK'N'ROLL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VJb1zRZB8
Featuring an all-star soundtrack with greats like Blue Oyster Cult, Buck Dharma, the Bungle-esque Sykotic...
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 08:56 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Genius! blacktext

Genius!
blacktext
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-15-2009, 08:53 PM
Replies: 15
Poll: Adam Lambert
Views: 8,424
Posted By Albert Mond
Looked up the make out photos. That's got to be...

Looked up the make out photos. That's got to be one of the worst gay kiss photos I've seen. I mean, I could clone myself, give myself tongue, and it'd be hotter. Plus, he looks better with darker...
Forum: Music 03-15-2009, 08:45 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Fuck yeah. That song's UB3R addicting. Blue...

Fuck yeah. That song's UB3R addicting.

Blue Oyster Cult - "The Horsemen Arrive"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edXuzE8zcuc&fmt=18
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 08:42 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile It scares me half to death seeing them do that. I...

It scares me half to death seeing them do that. I say we convert them to our religion through scares and temptations. What shall we call our great Church?
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 08:40 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile It's sexism, plain and simple. Catholicism...

It's sexism, plain and simple.

Catholicism is the largest-and one of the oldest-of the forms of Christianity. It has had immense impact, amplified by many invasions and killings in its name.
...
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 08:33 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Ah. The evils of Hinduism, Judaism, Buddhism,...

Ah. The evils of Hinduism, Judaism, Buddhism, Unitarianism, and myriad others.
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 08:15 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Talking Hehe... Catholics.

Hehe... Catholics.
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 07:59 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery...

http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20060121-ratzinger-palpatine.jpg
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 07:20 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I was wondering if you baleeted my avatar. I...

I was wondering if you baleeted my avatar. I mean, seriously. It's a dude in a skirt. There are no nasty bits or anything.

For...? Swearing? Joking? It strikes me as odd that anything 'rude' I've...
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!

Breakin' the law! Breakin' the law!
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
He'll take an enormous shit and spread it all...

He'll take an enormous shit and spread it all over the floor. Then he'll adjust the Rep system.
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 03:09 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 17,377
Posted By Albert Mond
Been molesting little boys? Makes sense.

Been molesting little boys? Makes sense.
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 02:53 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I missed it. What posts and 'members'?

I missed it. What posts and 'members'?
Forum: Music 03-15-2009, 02:49 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"Take Me Away" by Blue Oyster Cult

"Take Me Away" by Blue Oyster Cult
Forum: General 03-15-2009, 01:09 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I'm too Jew to be true.

I'm too Jew to be true.
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 01:06 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Why's my avatar down?

Why's my avatar down?
Forum: Whining 03-15-2009, 01:06 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,467
Posted By Albert Mond
When asked to clean it up a little...

I added to your reputation.
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 10:01 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,471
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I'll have them sing after. It'd sound better.

I'll have them sing after. It'd sound better.
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 09:56 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,471
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I'll have them come over to my place and eat shit...

I'll have them come over to my place and eat shit off my boot. ;)
Forum: General 03-11-2009, 09:41 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 184,284
Posted By Albert Mond
Here's a cover I did for a popular album: ...

Here's a cover I did for a popular album:
http://**********.com/yellowalbum.bmp
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 09:36 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,471
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I wouldn't actually go to see any of these, as...

I wouldn't actually go to see any of these, as concerts are for fags. However, they'd be nice to hear about.

1. Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult. Oh shit, that one already happened. Haha,...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-11-2009, 09:30 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 14,167
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Darker mainly. How dare you speak of the...

Darker mainly.

How dare you speak of the movie version of The Neverending Story in the same breath in which you mention the movie version of The Stand. The Stand is a piece of shit, while The...
Forum: Shill 03-11-2009, 07:54 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 15,996
Posted By Albert Mond
Duuuuuane... I'm coming for yooooooooou.

Duuuuuane... I'm coming for yooooooooou.
Forum: General 03-11-2009, 07:52 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Correct. I deduced the following a good deal of...

Correct. I deduced the following a good deal of time before you responded to my witty and lighthearted jab with this barrel of BAAAAAAAAAAAAWs.

O rly, now?
Forum: General 03-11-2009, 06:56 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yeah. A number of times. Have you ever...

Yeah. A number of times.

Have you ever declared yourself God?
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 06:55 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Johnny Cash - "The Man in Black" ...

Johnny Cash - "The Man in Black"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCqpPj87ekE
Forum: General 03-11-2009, 06:28 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
The moon is horrible? Fuck you. And no. ...

The moon is horrible? Fuck you.
And no.

Have you ever sworn to piracy?
Forum: General 03-11-2009, 06:24 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
No. Have you ever been to the moon?

No.

Have you ever been to the moon?
Forum: Spooky News 03-11-2009, 03:41 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,645
Posted By Albert Mond
Damn. This guy's badass.

Damn. This guy's badass.
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 02:04 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
My own attempt at bringing back Hair Metal in the...

My own attempt at bringing back Hair Metal in the name of Pussy Satan.
Forum: Shill 03-11-2009, 11:55 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 15,996
Posted By Albert Mond
Buuuuuuuuump.

Buuuuuuuuump.
Forum: General 03-10-2009, 06:47 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,217
Posted By Albert Mond
Titties. I just ate one.

Titties.
I just ate one.
Forum: Spooky News 03-10-2009, 06:47 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,267
Posted By Albert Mond
Nobody takes the IRA seriously, either way. I...

Nobody takes the IRA seriously, either way. I mean, 'Republican' is supposed to mean 'for the people'. The IRA can't even represent the Irish.
Forum: Music 03-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,962
Posted By Albert Mond
Needless to say, Tyranny and Mutation was...

Needless to say, Tyranny and Mutation was recorded deep in an icy cave in Norway on a budget of half a Krone.
Forum: Music 03-10-2009, 03:07 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,962
Posted By Albert Mond
I know. It's because I've almost exhausted Pink...

I know. It's because I've almost exhausted Pink Floyd. What's weird is I've had that CD for a few months and didn't notice that until maybe the second month. Or maybe I just forgot about it. I'm not...
Forum: Music 03-10-2009, 03:02 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,962
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Kvlt

http://**********.com/cvlt.bmp
'Nuff said.
Forum: Music 03-10-2009, 01:16 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,092
Posted By Albert Mond
How are they not funny?

How are they not funny?
Forum: Fashion 03-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,793
Posted By Albert Mond
It looks like you took an enormous white shit.

It looks like you took an enormous white shit.
Forum: General 03-10-2009, 11:21 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,613,439
Posted By Albert Mond
I'mgonnakillyou.

I'mgonnakillyou.
Forum: General 03-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,217
Posted By Albert Mond
Fucking shit.

Fucking shit.
Forum: Music 03-10-2009, 10:42 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Necromandus live in 1972 - "Christianity" ...

Necromandus live in 1972 - "Christianity"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joale9WIzr8

Listen.
Seriously.
Forum: Shill 03-10-2009, 10:13 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 15,996
Posted By Albert Mond
Buuuuuuuuump.

Buuuuuuuuump.
Forum: Music 03-09-2009, 07:28 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,534
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile You'll be my bitch, and I've got the leash.

You'll be my bitch, and I've got the leash.
Forum: Music 03-09-2009, 07:17 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,534
Posted By Albert Mond
Kontan is a ******. I will lynch him with my...

Kontan is a ******. I will lynch him with my dicknoose.
Forum: Music 03-09-2009, 07:14 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,534
Posted By Albert Mond
What do you mean by 'every aspect'? Are there...

What do you mean by 'every aspect'? Are there punks who live by 'every aspect' at all?
Forum: Music 03-09-2009, 05:35 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,534
Posted By Albert Mond
Have to agree with Jillian. There's this other...

Have to agree with Jillian. There's this other website I frequent where some pathetic scene foo' stated that 'hardcore' meant 'scene' in a way that really implied that he believed such bullshit....
Forum: Spooky News 03-09-2009, 04:45 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,077
Posted By Albert Mond
Red Green's hilarious.

Red Green's hilarious.
Forum: Politics 03-09-2009, 04:40 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 45,409
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Ha ha. Pussy.

Ha ha. Pussy.
Forum: Politics 03-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 45,409
Posted By Albert Mond
I like penis. Equal rights for cocks rock.

I like penis. Equal rights for cocks rock.
Forum: Music 03-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,534
Posted By Albert Mond
I think this idea comes more from the...

I think this idea comes more from the introduction of Punk into the mainstream. A lot of modern 'punks' are just suburban whites with enough money to shop at Hot Topic and buy a nice guitar and all...
Forum: Music 03-03-2009, 02:29 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,552
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Wait, wait. Say that again. Heheheh. "PoS,...

Wait, wait. Say that again. Heheheh.

"PoS, you're plotting against me! Everybody knows about your plans. They're obvious, and they're lame."
Forum: Music 03-03-2009, 02:00 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"F-Johnny" by Zakas

"F-Johnny" by Zakas
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:34 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
The things people do in the name of science.

The things people do in the name of science.
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:27 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
What's keeping an ass from having teeth? I see no...

What's keeping an ass from having teeth? I see no scientific reason why it couldn't happen.
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
"From Hell It Came!" is extremely laughable. ...

"From Hell It Came!" is extremely laughable.
It's like a soap opera, really.
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:17 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
Guess you don't have enough posts.

Guess you don't have enough posts.
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:14 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
Orkay. tenletters

Orkay.
tenletters
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
Nope. Didn't see it. Have you seen "From Hell...

Nope. Didn't see it.
Have you seen "From Hell it Came!"?
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 01:07 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
I've probably only heard one or two Saxon songs,...

I've probably only heard one or two Saxon songs, and I can't remember them. Honestly, I get through music really slowly. I tend to listen to a single song or album over and over. I've only heard the...
Forum: Shill 03-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 9,681
Posted By Albert Mond
Gun Fight on the Bridge? The picture's somebody...

Gun Fight on the Bridge? The picture's somebody else. Click on the video it's a response to. That's where I got the picture.
Forum: Literature 03-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,256
Posted By Albert Mond
I looked at the preview to their Gods of Rock...

I looked at the preview to their Gods of Rock one. Honestly... Slipknot and Nirvana?
Forum: Whining 03-03-2009, 11:02 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 8,915
Posted By Albert Mond
Secret Penis, Private Eye!

Secret Penis, Private Eye!
Forum: General 03-03-2009, 10:57 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yes. Fruits, too. Have you ever touched a...

Yes. Fruits, too.

Have you ever touched a cucumber?
Forum: General 03-03-2009, 08:47 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
Nonsense! There's no way I could possibly fit...

Nonsense! There's no way I could possibly fit such a beast!
Forum: Politics 03-03-2009, 08:36 AM
Replies: 228
Views: 36,044
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Haha! You atom heart mo' you! Haha! You atom...

Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Haha! You atom heart mo' you!
Forum: Music 03-03-2009, 08:34 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"Joan Crawford" (live from ETI) by Blue Oyster...

"Joan Crawford" (live from ETI) by Blue Oyster Cult
Forum: General 03-03-2009, 08:33 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
I wanked off Ophelia's large throbbing weenar.

I wanked off Ophelia's large throbbing weenar.
Forum: Music 03-02-2009, 01:49 PM
Replies: 639
Views: 84,521
Posted By Albert Mond
Pink Floyd Blue Oyster Cult TV on the Radio ...

Pink Floyd
Blue Oyster Cult
TV on the Radio
Myssouri
Coven
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 01:00 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
No. They sound like faggots. Have you ever...

No. They sound like faggots.

Have you ever been to an AC/DC concert?
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 12:24 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yeah. Have you ever eaten an Eiffel Tower?

Yeah.

Have you ever eaten an Eiffel Tower?
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 12:16 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Don't believe so. Have you ever nursed...

Don't believe so.

Have you ever nursed insects to health?
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 11:07 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yeah. Have you ever successfully started a...

Yeah.

Have you ever successfully started a rock band?
Forum: Music 03-02-2009, 09:54 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"I Want To Believe" by sbGALT It's kind of...

"I Want To Believe" by sbGALT

It's kind of like a Pop-Rock song, except about aliens. That makes it awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgc2ubwoplw
Forum: Whining 03-02-2009, 08:05 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 722,944
Posted By Albert Mond
Rolling Stone are fucking faggots calling Punk...

Rolling Stone are fucking faggots calling Punk and Hard Rock metal subgenres.
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 08:02 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Well, fuck. You just skipped over mine. Yes. I...

Well, fuck. You just skipped over mine.
Yes. I have. *Nods politely*

Have you ever been to the moon?
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 07:32 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Guitar. Have you ever had to shave the hair...

Guitar.

Have you ever had to shave the hair of the dog that bit you?
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 07:02 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 349,103
Posted By Albert Mond
Taking a break from guitar practice and thinking...

Taking a break from guitar practice and thinking about listening to BOC.
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 07:01 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yeah. A few songs like Pink Floyd's "Careful...

Yeah.
A few songs like Pink Floyd's "Careful With That Axe, Eugene", and everything on The Wall. The Residents' album Duck Stab/Buster and Glenn. TV on the Radio's song "Wolf Like Me". There are...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-02-2009, 06:33 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,508
Posted By Albert Mond
A third one? Wow.

A third one? Wow.
Forum: Music 03-02-2009, 06:04 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,755
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile The Cult are AC/DC?

Here's a line which is supposedly from Cobain's diary:
"P.S.: the guitar part of Come As You Are is the same as a song called the eighties by Killing Joke and Teen Spirit has an uncanny resemblance...
Forum: Music 03-02-2009, 05:35 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Prince - "The Cross" ...

Prince - "The Cross"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_jONWPBwYs
Forum: Politics 03-02-2009, 04:27 AM
Replies: 228
Views: 36,044
Posted By Albert Mond
Careful with that axe, Eugenics.

Careful with that axe, Eugenics.
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 03:49 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,860
Posted By Albert Mond
How about Fobd? It stands for 'formerly owned by...

How about Fobd? It stands for 'formerly owned by douchebag'.
Forum: Literature 03-02-2009, 03:47 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 24,715
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile A lot of people think vampires are Goth, but...

A lot of people think vampires are Goth, but werewolves are way more Goth. I bet werewolves even shred their clothes on instinct. That's DIY genius, right there.
Forum: Music 03-02-2009, 03:33 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Not sure if I got you into his solo stuff, but I...

Not sure if I got you into his solo stuff, but I know Mr. Filth got me into it.
Forum: Spooky News 03-02-2009, 03:31 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,981
Posted By Albert Mond
I don't think there's a cult called 'Santo Gold'....

I don't think there's a cult called 'Santo Gold'. I always thought she got her name from this guy.
Forum: Whining 03-01-2009, 09:46 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,431
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile -THE BUTLER DID IT!

-THE BUTLER DID IT!
Forum: Whining 03-01-2009, 09:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,431
Posted By Albert Mond
Perhaps she was that fucked up, and he was...

Perhaps she was that fucked up, and he was pretending to be high so he could take advantage of her. Wait. That couldn't be it.
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 09:26 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,484
Posted By Albert Mond
I occasionally listen to Blackened Ambient for a...

I occasionally listen to Blackened Ambient for a similar effect.
Forum: Whining 03-01-2009, 08:59 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,431
Posted By Albert Mond
Is he in a Metal band by any chance?

Is he in a Metal band by any chance?
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 08:15 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,484
Posted By Albert Mond
Meh. I've heard a lot of the early stuff that...

Meh. I've heard a lot of the early stuff that later came to be known as 'Doom Metal'. I like Black Sabbath and Pentagram.
I prefer plain old 'Heavy Metal' to any Metal subgenre, however.
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 08:11 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,063
Posted By Albert Mond
Are you kidding me? It's practically written...

Are you kidding me?
It's practically written in stone that a Death Metal vocalist has to sound like the Cookie Monster. There are more varieties of Death Metal, however, all of them are shit.
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 07:59 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,063
Posted By Albert Mond
And? Death Metal is generally a step down in...

And? Death Metal is generally a step down in standards from Thrash. Slayer is bad for thrash. It's obvious that a shitty Death Metal band will usually suck more than a shitty Thrash Metal band.
Forum: General 03-01-2009, 06:26 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
Dark secret of the Mond: I have never met...

Dark secret of the Mond:

I have never met the Joker.

(sees gay points swirling down a drain)
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 03:26 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Blue Oyster Cult - "Harvester of Eyes" (live from...

Blue Oyster Cult - "Harvester of Eyes" (live from 'On Your Feet or On Your Knees')

This is incredibly badass, and you want to hear it.
http://myspace.com/blueoystercult
Forum: Spooky News 03-01-2009, 02:46 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,310
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile No, Alarica! Don't make a joke that involves...

No, Alarica! Don't make a joke that involves misfortune around Teccy! She might get offended!
That said, she probably was.
Forum: Fashion 03-01-2009, 02:39 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,614
Posted By Albert Mond
Sweatpants, wristbands, glasses.

Sweatpants, wristbands, glasses.
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 02:03 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,063
Posted By Albert Mond
Cannibal Corpse is Death Metal.

Cannibal Corpse is Death Metal.
Forum: Literature 03-01-2009, 12:24 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 24,715
Posted By Albert Mond
Dracula. only******sneedtenletters

Dracula.
only******sneedtenletters
Forum: Literature 03-01-2009, 12:23 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,027
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Tee hee hee.

Tee hee hee.
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 12:07 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 15,703
Posted By Albert Mond
Did I forget to mention Tangerine Dream?

Did I forget to mention Tangerine Dream?
Forum: Music 03-01-2009, 12:05 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
Grand Funk Railroad - "Into The Sun" ...

Grand Funk Railroad - "Into The Sun"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsFdzHQPfdc&feature=channel_page
Forum: Spooky News 02-28-2009, 11:19 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,310
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Bet you can't watch Monty Python without crying.

Bet you can't watch Monty Python without crying.
Forum: General 02-28-2009, 08:25 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
Wax my legs? Sure. Do it as a show? No.

Wax my legs? Sure. Do it as a show? No.
Forum: General 02-28-2009, 07:57 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
I shot your mama, bitch boy! Have you ever...

I shot your mama, bitch boy!

Have you ever had a penis?
Forum: Music 02-28-2009, 05:32 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,602
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Isi/disi

Better than AC/DC, amirite?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvGCZunp78
Forum: Whining 02-28-2009, 04:24 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 5,431
Posted By Albert Mond
She should have her dick torn off.

She should have her dick torn off.
Forum: Spooky News 02-28-2009, 04:21 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,561
Posted By Albert Mond
I don't think you're a real Doctor. Lemme see...

I don't think you're a real Doctor. Lemme see your license.
Forum: General 02-28-2009, 03:20 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 349,103
Posted By Albert Mond
Contemplating the roles of Blue Oyster Cult and...

Contemplating the roles of Blue Oyster Cult and Iron Maiden in influencing Gothic Metal, and whether or not the former idea is valid.
Forum: Music 02-28-2009, 02:46 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,552
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Slayer have two songs. One is 'Raining Blood',...

Slayer have two songs. One is 'Raining Blood', the other is everything else they ever released. Slayer is an overrated bullshit excuse for metal.
Forum: Spooky News 02-28-2009, 02:38 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,561
Posted By Albert Mond
I blame you for your obvious misdiagnosis.

I blame you for your obvious misdiagnosis.
Forum: Whining 02-28-2009, 02:36 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,128
Posted By Albert Mond
Most likely.

Most likely.
Forum: Whining 02-28-2009, 02:23 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,128
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Are there any ants missing legs?

Are there any ants missing legs?
Forum: Spooky News 02-28-2009, 02:22 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,561
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I blame you for your rubbish black and white...

I blame you for your rubbish black and white assumption.
Forum: Whining 02-28-2009, 01:51 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,191
Posted By Albert Mond
Look in the mirror. Seriously.

Look in the mirror. Seriously.
Forum: Shill 02-28-2009, 12:47 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 15,996
Posted By Albert Mond
Bump for great justice.

Bump for great justice.
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 11:47 PM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Meh. Probably. Ever taken the head off of a...

Meh. Probably.

Ever taken the head off of a chicken?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-27-2009, 11:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,759
Posted By Albert Mond
Awesomeness.

Awesomeness.
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 09:24 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,128
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile People should just go all the way. After...

People should just go all the way. After bleaching themselves, they should cut their noses off, tear their eyes out, and shred their skin.
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 07:55 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,191
Posted By Albert Mond
Look in the mirror. Seriously.

Look in the mirror. Seriously.
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 07:35 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,613,439
Posted By Albert Mond
Rice cake.

Rice cake.
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 07:19 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,613,439
Posted By Albert Mond
Jews. whitetext

Jews.
whitetext
Forum: Spooky News 02-27-2009, 07:52 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,981
Posted By Albert Mond
If anybody remembers this ******, he's this guy...

If anybody remembers this ******, he's this guy who used to sell people bogus jewelry through shitty infomercials. Then he made a shitty movie. It's obvious he's just trying to scam people, again, so...
Forum: Spooky News 02-27-2009, 07:51 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,981
Posted By Albert Mond
Forum: Music 02-27-2009, 07:15 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,552
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile You mean the people who let a rapper into the...

You mean the people who let a rapper into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Yeah. Their problem is definitely being too narrow minded.

Unless you're using base in a way that's completely out of...
Forum: Music 02-27-2009, 06:58 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,552
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile ...And even though only one of the two is rock,...

...And even though only one of the two is rock, and just barely at that.

As Tam said, it's about how popular you are, not how hard you work.

Then why'd you put it in quotes? Do you not see...
Forum: Music 02-27-2009, 06:44 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,552
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Like, say Madonna? Grandmaster Flash? You...

Like, say Madonna? Grandmaster Flash?

You put it in quotes why? Do you have something against spelling their name right?

Do you have any clue what you just said?
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 06:05 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,154
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile *Whips* blacktext

*Whips*
blacktext
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 05:52 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 722,944
Posted By Albert Mond
I pull them off with great skill.

I pull them off with great skill.
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 04:51 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,613,439
Posted By Albert Mond
Faggots. whitetext

Faggots.
whitetext
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 04:49 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
Yes. Have you ever lied when asked whether...

Yes.

Have you ever lied when asked whether or not you've ever taken a ride on the shitmobile?
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 04:45 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,217
Posted By Albert Mond
Tits. whitetext

Tits.
whitetext
Forum: Politics 02-27-2009, 04:30 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 7,586
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile I'm a classy mother fucker.

I'm a classy mother fucker.
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 02:51 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 722,944
Posted By Albert Mond
Orkay, that's fucking serious. Something needs to...

Orkay, that's fucking serious. Something needs to be done about the other girl.
Forum: Politics 02-27-2009, 02:28 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 7,586
Posted By Albert Mond
For most Doctors, their job isn't just a job;...

For most Doctors, their job isn't just a job; it's a passion.
Every swing has infinite hope and calculation put into it.
Forum: Whining 02-27-2009, 01:52 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,191
Posted By Albert Mond
I doubt that. And?

I doubt that.

And?
Forum: General 02-27-2009, 01:40 AM
Replies: 918
Views: 101,583
Posted By Albert Mond
A few times when I was fairly young. Have...

A few times when I was fairly young.

Have you ever taken a ride on the shitmobile?
Forum: General 02-26-2009, 10:43 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,145
Posted By Albert Mond
I showered. Hooray.

I showered. Hooray.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 10:39 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,251
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Didn't Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" get really big...

Didn't Frank Zappa's "Bobby Brown" get really big in some European country?
Forum: Music 02-26-2009, 07:46 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,188
Posted By Albert Mond
"Godzilla" (Live from Some Enchanted Evening) by...

"Godzilla" (Live from Some Enchanted Evening) by Blue Oyster Cult.
Forum: General 02-26-2009, 07:45 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,892
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile Awwwww... they're all so cute.

Awwwww... they're all so cute.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 07:01 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,251
Posted By Albert Mond
YouTube's speed depends on the time of day, for...

YouTube's speed depends on the time of day, for me.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,251
Posted By Albert Mond
Smile That's your internet.

That's your internet.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 06:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,965
Posted By Albert Mond
Happy Tree Friends suck ass. I've known about...

Happy Tree Friends suck ass. I've known about them for quite a while, now.
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