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Forum: Fashion 03-18-2009, 04:27 PM
Replies: 413
Views: 59,748
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Q's two cents: My friend and this girl Ali were...

Q's two cents:
My friend and this girl Ali were sitting together in the dining hall. I walked by, with my hair 'hawked up and Ali said to my friend, "That girl has the coolest hair." My friend...
Forum: Fashion 03-18-2009, 04:13 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 156,313
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Finally, after much back-combing and aquanet, I...

Finally, after much back-combing and aquanet, I have something that looks like a deathhawk perched on my head (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f280/Undead_Stagehand/Q%20Pics/Hair/0213090803.jpg). ...
Forum: Music 01-04-2009, 06:26 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"I Turn My Camera On" - Spoon

"I Turn My Camera On" - Spoon
Forum: General 01-04-2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,079
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Looking at chemistry notes and pondering...

Looking at chemistry notes and pondering thermodynamics.
Forum: Fashion 01-04-2009, 06:14 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 156,313
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Malice, that's an amazing hawk. Haunted...

Malice, that's an amazing hawk.

Haunted House, I also like the deathhawk the best. Like the "evolution" of your hawks :-D.

Minyaliel, I used Aquanet 3 (yeah, definitely a hazard to smokers...)...
Forum: Introductions 01-03-2009, 06:56 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I know what you mean, about falling asleep in...

I know what you mean, about falling asleep in lecture, that is. Sometimes, I'm in materials chemistry lecture and it's so peaceful....
Forum: Introductions 01-03-2009, 06:43 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I underwent surgery almost three weeks ago...part...

I underwent surgery almost three weeks ago...part of my right metatarsal was shaved off and I now have two titanium screws in my foot. Blah.

Tablets?
Forum: Introductions 01-03-2009, 06:29 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
It's cold here. My foot hurts. How 'bout you?

It's cold here. My foot hurts. How 'bout you?
Forum: Introductions 01-03-2009, 06:21 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Reminds me of Queen of the Damned, Marius always...

Reminds me of Queen of the Damned, Marius always says, "Hello, David."

Anyway...

Glad to see you like Pink Floyd. Welcome aboard.
Forum: General 01-03-2009, 05:58 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 14,790
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f280/Undead_Stag...

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f280/Undead_Stagehand/Q%20Pics/Profile%20Pics%20Etc/Picture1.png

Laptop desktop...yay, lolcats.
Forum: Music 01-03-2009, 12:35 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Death Drive" by Specimen.

"Death Drive" by Specimen.
Forum: General 01-03-2009, 12:30 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Where should I hang this collage? Little sticky...

Where should I hang this collage? Little sticky wall thingies won't wreck the paint, or so they say.
>.>
<.<
>^.^<
Forum: General 01-03-2009, 12:28 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,079
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I'm sitting at my desk at "home" (school)...

I'm sitting at my desk at "home" (school) pondering my next move. I had foot surgery almost three weeks ago and I have to put this boot/cast on to walk.
Forum: Fashion 01-03-2009, 12:23 PM
Replies: 365
Views: 156,313
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thank you so much, Minyaliel--great job on the...

Thank you so much, Minyaliel--great job on the instructional video.

I returned to school today and 'hawked' my hair. I got the sides buzzed on the 23rd, but due to parental presence, I didn't...
Forum: Fashion 01-02-2009, 08:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 8,913
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Docs. My ten-eye Docs are my work boots and my...

Docs. My ten-eye Docs are my work boots and my "Davina" Docs are my everyday boots (actually, they're kind of like sneakers).
Forum: General 12-18-2008, 02:09 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
**Dancing pixels** "Those bananas are actually...

**Dancing pixels**
"Those bananas are actually fine," she says. Hmm, they looked a little green to me.
Forum: Music 12-18-2008, 02:06 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Syria"--Specimen

"Syria"--Specimen
Forum: Literature 11-14-2008, 02:09 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Lol it a by Victor Nabokov and Cultures of...

Lol it a by Victor Nabokov and Cultures of Devotion by Frank Graziano. The latter is for class and the former is for fun.
Forum: Music 11-14-2008, 02:00 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Lily's Eyes" from The Secret Garden (the...

"Lily's Eyes" from The Secret Garden (the musical) soundtrack

I found a few minutes ago that I have been listening to a great deal of The Allman Brothers Band (I asked a friend to upload random...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-14-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,321
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Nosferatu Classic.

Nosferatu Classic.
Forum: General 11-14-2008, 01:50 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Aw, darn five-minute edit rule and my shot...

Aw, darn five-minute edit rule and my shot short-term memory.

Bete Noire--what brand/label/type of acoustic guitar is that?

Haunted House--What can I say, the half-globe is classy.


--Q--
Forum: General 11-14-2008, 01:44 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Yay, thankies, HP! Xombie--muscular legs are...

Yay, thankies, HP!

Xombie--muscular legs are a positive asset (as a sometimes-cross-country runner, I sympathise).

Sekhmet--I like the picture where you're lying amongst the leaves. Your...
Forum: Music 11-09-2008, 11:12 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Pink Floyd--"Comfortably Numb"

Pink Floyd--"Comfortably Numb"
Forum: General 11-09-2008, 11:06 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Greetings, gnetters. Happy belated Halloween. I...

Greetings, gnetters. Happy belated Halloween. I can has a few pictures I felt post-worthy:

My pre-Halloween costume. Can't see the fangs, but I'm wearing them....
Forum: General 07-07-2008, 10:49 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Teachers Goth Forever

Teachers Goth Forever
Forum: General 07-07-2008, 10:47 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 9,992
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
That just reminded me of "Seinfeld," where George...

That just reminded me of "Seinfeld," where George wants to name a child "7."

Well, some...interesting...technology for the digital world of message boards would be something akin to a digital...
Forum: General 07-07-2008, 08:53 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 9,992
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Correct, as--I risk being too definite--always,...

Correct, as--I risk being too definite--always, Jillian.

It's amusing; my parents were going to name me "Kyle."

If I were to rename myself, I would go by "Q," as both real name and username.
Forum: Whining 07-07-2008, 08:47 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Why, why do I spend so much time composing emails...

Why, why do I spend so much time composing emails to people who probably spend two seconds reading them, then resume their far more exciting lives?
Forum: Music 07-07-2008, 08:45 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Spectre" - Christian Death

"Spectre" - Christian Death
Forum: Music 07-07-2008, 08:44 PM
Replies: 272
Views: 44,883
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I used to play the bassoon, then I graduated from...

I used to play the bassoon, then I graduated from high school. Since a good bassoon runs in the range of US $5,000, my parents were not open to purchasing one for a not-so-good bassoonist.
Forum: General 07-07-2008, 08:39 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Vexik, your pirate garb is awesomely authentic. ...

Vexik, your pirate garb is awesomely authentic. I'm impressed, matey.

Badteccy, my first thought was, "Dang, she's color-coordinated," which is a good thing.

Honeythorn, in the process of...
Forum: Introductions 07-06-2008, 07:19 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,573
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome, Nemi! I like your sense of humour.

Welcome, Nemi! I like your sense of humour.
Forum: Music 07-06-2008, 09:23 AM
Replies: 776
Views: 98,583
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Death Club- The Best of 1981-1993 by Christian...

Death Club- The Best of 1981-1993 by Christian Death, of course. It was a post-AP exams present to myself.
Forum: Literature 07-06-2008, 09:20 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving. Owen...

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving.
Owen speaks in ALL CAPS since his voice is a permanent scream.
Forum: Literature 07-06-2008, 09:18 AM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
^^^^ What I've been missing through the school...

^^^^ What I've been missing through the school year. Excellent, Aaroneet.

I read Heart of Darkness a few months back and wondered if you had read it before since your word choice is somewhat...
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 09:08 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,079
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Figuring out photo-editing programs on my MacBook.

Figuring out photo-editing programs on my MacBook.
Forum: Fashion 07-06-2008, 09:06 AM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
list list list: Black t-shirt, below-knee-length...

list list list: Black t-shirt, below-knee-length skirt that my mother made out of this cotton material with a "Gothic Rose" pattern (psychedelic greens and pinks, surprisingly no black), blood vial...
Forum: Whining 07-06-2008, 08:54 AM
Replies: 762
Views: 97,513
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Aw, man, Aaroneet, that sounds like an awful...

Aw, man, Aaroneet, that sounds like an awful experience. But sounds like you're getting better, yay!

I had my wisdom teeth removed last Monday and the stitches are coming out in bits and pieces. ...
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 08:42 AM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,079
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
If I may be so bold, HP, "When I hear music, I...

If I may be so bold, HP,
"When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest." --Thoreau.



Killing time before going...
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 08:35 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Yeah, I really resisted posting all school...

Yeah, I really resisted posting all school year...some random straying here and there.


I look forward to seeing more of your poetry, Aaroneet, if you're posting.
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 08:20 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I'm celebrating my one-year anniversary...of...

I'm celebrating my one-year anniversary...of joining this site. I'm that lame.

CCT! Aaroneet! HP!

GMO!
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 08:15 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
electrolytes ten letters?

electrolytes
ten letters?
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 08:14 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Lovely, as always, Honeythorn. Did someone...

Lovely, as always, Honeythorn. Did someone knit/crochet that blanket?
Forum: General 07-06-2008, 07:33 AM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,540
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
A shameless plug for poetry...sorry about the...

A shameless plug for poetry...sorry about the sound quality

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1RriGps2zs
Forum: Music 07-06-2008, 07:21 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Cervix Couch" by Christian Death ...

"Cervix Couch" by Christian Death

1334
Forum: Introductions 12-15-2007, 07:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,182
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome. Your intro made interesting reading. ...

Welcome. Your intro made interesting reading. That's a good thing.
Forum: General 12-15-2007, 07:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Please do post one, Xombie. I am intrigued by...

Please do post one, Xombie. I am intrigued by someone who can wear her hair in such style.

Thanks for the compliments, folks!
Mr Meth--I got my fangs from this site...
Forum: Fashion 12-15-2007, 05:32 PM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Black fleece which reads "Hydra River Guides,...

Black fleece which reads "Hydra River Guides, Banff, Canada"
Black t-shirt which reads "Loot, Pillage & Plunder, Corolla, NC"
Black athletic 3/4 length pants
Blue socks with a forest of...
Forum: Introductions 12-15-2007, 05:27 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 5,142
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
If your sense of humor weren't so darn, well,...

If your sense of humor weren't so darn, well, endearing, then I'd think you were sucking up or something. ::Friendly elbow nudge:: Just kidding. Welcome!
Forum: Music 12-15-2007, 05:20 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Trans-Siberian Orchestra--"Christmas Eve...

Trans-Siberian Orchestra--"Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12/24)"
Forum: Music 12-15-2007, 05:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,319
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Queen of the Damned--the score album. It was...

Queen of the Damned--the score album. It was cheap. I listen to it with some frequency.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-15-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,208
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I was watching Metropolis this morning and...

I was watching Metropolis this morning and wondered:
instead of the wealthy wearing white (in general) and the oppressed workers wearing black (or some dark color; the film is black-and-white after...
Forum: General 12-15-2007, 04:59 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
nailsten letters

nailsten letters
Forum: General 12-15-2007, 04:57 PM
Replies: 393
Views: 36,321
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
scissors > cut > wire > telephone dictionary...

scissors > cut > wire > telephone

dictionary
camera
Forum: General 12-15-2007, 11:28 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Awesome Goths! (as opposed to that rather...

Awesome Goths! (as opposed to that rather scenester-ish phrase, "Awesome Sauce.")

GMO, Miss Hazie, you're so pretty!

Mr Meth, terrific pics! The cyber-Eldritch look is tres cool.

I'm...
Forum: General 12-14-2007, 12:53 PM
Replies: 1,632
Views: 145,370
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ooh, I just looked up the meaning of /dev/null. ...

Ooh, I just looked up the meaning of /dev/null. Your avatar's deep. And it's green, that's a plus. 10/10.
Forum: General 12-14-2007, 12:47 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 9,957
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I don't think Goths shall be surrendering to...

I don't think Goths shall be surrendering to extra-subcultural influences any time soon.
Forum: General 12-14-2007, 12:40 PM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,540
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Pardon my double-postage, but I had to include...

Pardon my double-postage, but I had to include this one that I made a year ago, too.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TP20GTzze98.
I cast my friends in a documentary.
Forum: General 12-13-2007, 08:45 PM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,540
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Resurrection of this thread for a...physics...

Resurrection of this thread for a...physics project. My friend made this video of me demonstrating Newton's First Law using a hockey stick, a plastic tray, and some other household items. Pardon...
Forum: Literature 12-02-2007, 10:37 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Peanuts! I'm reading Crime and Punishment by...

Peanuts!

I'm reading Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. Raskolnikov is supposed to be attractive; go figure. I like it, though.
Just finished reading The Stranger by Albert Camus,...
Forum: Literature 12-02-2007, 10:33 AM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Auxin

Nice. I, too, dislike those sodium-vapor lights.


Auxin

Fetid ground, a grassy mound
Ochre-yellow mess
Order of abscissery
Layer begins senesce.
Icon of time’s mastery
Forum: General 12-02-2007, 10:15 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 5,673
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
My two cents: Take criticism and run with it. ...

My two cents: Take criticism and run with it. What one types and how one types it is the only way people on message boards interact.



Exactly.

Meth--you make me giggle.
Forum: General 12-02-2007, 10:00 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
shells, pasta and stuffed with cheese and spinach

shells, pasta and stuffed with cheese and spinach
Forum: General 12-02-2007, 09:51 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,563
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Username: Undead_Stagehand Subclassification:...

Username: Undead_Stagehand
Subclassification: Transitioning out of Babybat and into Gothic Scholar (Will I be issued an updated license? :p )
Modus Operandi: Writes, Observes, Runs
Musical Genres:...
Forum: General 12-02-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
It's snowing here in Middle-of-Nowheresville, and...

It's snowing here in Middle-of-Nowheresville, and my show has been cancelled. Thus, Undead_Stagehand shall not be working in her domain today.
Forum: Literature 12-02-2007, 08:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,250
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I have a few suggestions. --Let's begin with...

I have a few suggestions.
--Let's begin with the nit-picky--in the first stanza, it should read "your" as a possessive pronoun, not "you're," which is a contraction for "you are."
--People like...
Forum: Literature 12-02-2007, 08:42 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,738
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Editing, my dear, will ease your writing *can't...

Editing, my dear, will ease your writing *can't think of a nicer word* problems. You might want to consider drafting--write the story/ poem/ whatever, let it sit for a few hours/ days/ months/...
Forum: General 12-02-2007, 08:34 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,636
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
It's all a Vision Thing. :)

It's all a Vision Thing. :)
Forum: General 12-01-2007, 11:08 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Megablocks

Megablocks
Forum: General 12-01-2007, 11:01 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
::Peeks through the mystical velvet curtain that...

::Peeks through the mystical velvet curtain that enshrouds Gnet. Sees that all is...uh...well, on first glance at any rate.::
Sometimes I touch pen to paper and, five seconds later, there are...
Forum: Music 12-01-2007, 10:48 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,308,216
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Walk Away" --Sisters of Mercy

"Walk Away" --Sisters of Mercy
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:51 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
pigs ten letters

pigs ten letters
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:50 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Then you'd learn the correct way to drive from...

Then you'd learn the correct way to drive from someone/thing far more experienced than government literature.

Why are carabiner clips so fun to use for purposes other than climbing (for example,...
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:44 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
sesame seed bagel

sesame seed bagel
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:43 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Atlanta ten letters

Atlanta ten letters
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:41 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Narnia ten letters

Narnia ten letters
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:26 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Lilly Pulitzer [brand]

Lilly Pulitzer [brand]
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:25 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,987
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Granted, but then s/he stops talking and only...

Granted, but then s/he stops talking and only uses sign language to communicate. S/he signs so fast, s/he pokes your eye out.

I wish that my life did not seem to be passing before me so quickly.
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:19 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 198,637
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Guilty. Guilty of taking pictures out of...

Guilty.

Guilty of taking pictures out of boredom--not MySpace pictures, just random pictures.
Forum: General 08-29-2007, 05:17 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ooh, today at cross-country. When was the...

Ooh, today at cross-country.

When was the last time you saw a black-and-white movie?
Forum: Introductions 08-29-2007, 05:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,087
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome to a good place to get a practical...

Welcome to a good place to get a practical education in the Gothic subculture.
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 10:08 AM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
everyone ten letters

everyone ten letters
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 10:07 AM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Because they're soft and fairly helpless. Ooh,...

Because they're soft and fairly helpless. Ooh, and they stick to fabric like Velcro.

Why are dictionaries so distracting?
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 10:05 AM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
June. One evening, I ate a chicken salad wrap in...

June. One evening, I ate a chicken salad wrap in three minutes or less. Ten minutes later, I played [bassoon] in an ensemble, and then walked around a track for a few hours.

When was the last...
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 10:00 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
udo ["n. a plant Aralia cordata, cultivated esp....

udo ["n. a plant Aralia cordata, cultivated esp. in Japan and China for its edible shoots"]
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 09:57 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
dogs ten letters

dogs ten letters
Forum: Literature 08-28-2007, 09:45 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,307
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Darkangelv, might I suggest correct spelling and...

Darkangelv, might I suggest correct spelling and capitalization? Show, don't tell.
Forum: Literature 08-28-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen. NO, this is not...

Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen. NO, this is not for school.
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 09:41 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 14,098
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ah, yesterday, my mother asked me why I spent so...

Ah, yesterday, my mother asked me why I spent so much time on this website. After I failed miserably to define Goth, she said, "Reassure me that you're not into death and stuff; you're not going to...
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 09:32 AM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
disagree ten letters

disagree ten letters
Forum: General 08-28-2007, 09:29 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 10,911
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thank you, admins! All the scrolling through...

Thank you, admins! All the scrolling through mindless repetitive signatures now gives me more time to post. I'm not being sarcastic.
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:51 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
libraries ten letters

libraries ten letters
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:40 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Marvel or DC?" would be for the OR game, I...

"Marvel or DC?" would be for the OR game, I believe, so I'll try the philosophical question.
I'd say the decision to break the "law" is the sin, since, if proven, that's what would probably earn one...
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:29 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
gnocchi ten letters

gnocchi ten letters
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:28 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,987
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Granted, but then you are sucked in and all you...

Granted, but then you are sucked in and all you live for is increasing your post count...you post some threads of which you are less than proud...and your internet connection gives out permanently,...
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:26 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 198,637
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
So guilty. Guilty of reading the MLA...

So guilty.

Guilty of reading the MLA handbook instead of using the Internet to answer the formatting question.
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:24 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Idiotten letters

Idiotten letters
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 12:23 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
When I was four, at a picnic. When was the...

When I was four, at a picnic.

When was the last time you waited for someone to come to your house to fix something and they didn't come at the appointed time?
Forum: Fashion 08-27-2007, 07:34 AM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,191
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Black t-shirt with mysterious holes in it (I...

Black t-shirt with mysterious holes in it (I suspect sabotage), blue long shorts bought in the boys' section (mwah ha ha), and a beaded choker I made myself.
Forum: General 08-27-2007, 07:29 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,025
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
That kind of random stalking usually seems to...

That kind of random stalking usually seems to happen when my family and I go on vacation. We met a couple at the Lake Agnes tea house in Banff, AB earlier this month. The next day, we saw them at a...
Forum: Introductions 08-26-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,990
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome, former lurker.

Welcome, former lurker.
Forum: Introductions 08-26-2007, 10:54 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,649
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome. Your intro is the best-written one I've...

Welcome. Your intro is the best-written one I've read in a while. In what book was this site listed?
Forum: General 08-23-2007, 04:44 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
baklava...

baklava...
Forum: General 08-23-2007, 04:41 PM
Replies: 343
Views: 41,924
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Quirky Eagles Rip Snakes HMO

Quirky Eagles Rip Snakes

HMO
Forum: General 08-23-2007, 04:39 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ooh, definitely accept my life for all its...

Ooh, definitely accept my life for all its faults. Depends on how one defines "faults," anyway.

Would you rather use a polaroid camera or a digital camera (with a nearby computer and printer) if...
Forum: General 08-23-2007, 04:36 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 198,637
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Sadly, guilty. Guilty of watching multiple...

Sadly, guilty.

Guilty of watching multiple episodes of "Seinfeld" in a day.
Forum: General 08-23-2007, 04:35 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
thread 12345678910

thread 12345678910
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 07:51 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Stand out in the freezing cold rain. Somehow,...

Stand out in the freezing cold rain. Somehow, I've always found it easier to warm up than to cool down.

Would you rather leave a voice mail for a friend or email them (assuming that they check...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thanks! I "own" a black plastic bassoon, too...

Thanks! I "own" a black plastic bassoon, too (aargh school instruments), but it's not quite as pretty as the wooden one.
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 06:30 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Hate to break into this conflict, but... ...

Hate to break into this conflict, but...

This is my bassoon. It's not mine personally because it's a school instrument. (http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x71/Undead_Stagehand/IMG_1232.jpg)
...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 06:15 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 3,615
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ah, school. I don't miss the inter-student...

Ah, school. I don't miss the inter-student drama, typical teenager stuff.
I'll be in grade 12. I have four AP classes-English, U.S. History, Calculus, and Spanish. And I'm also taking Honors...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:56 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
blinkingten letters

blinkingten letters
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:52 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Because there is nothing better to feed a...

Because there is nothing better to feed a ravenous ego than the feeling of control. I think the logic is that if one rules over every life on Earth, one can manipulate time and fate and other broad,...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:49 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Spend time relaxing to the point of sleep; I'd be...

Spend time relaxing to the point of sleep; I'd be suspicious of any job that permitted me to sleep.

Would you rather pull staples out of paper or apply mailing labels to envelopes, either job for...
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:46 PM
Replies: 343
Views: 41,924
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Iago Ogles Underwear NHS

Iago Ogles Underwear

NHS
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:45 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
applesauce with cinnamon

applesauce with cinnamon
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:44 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 198,637
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Innocent. Guilty of turning in schoolwork...

Innocent.

Guilty of turning in schoolwork late 'cause my 'friends' told me so.
Forum: General 08-21-2007, 05:40 PM
Replies: 343
Views: 41,924
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Hot Hikers Trip XC

Hot Hikers Trip

XC
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 08:16 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I'd rather walk a day in someone else's shoes;...

I'd rather walk a day in someone else's shoes; that has to be more interesting than learning more about myself.

Would you rather walk a few blocks in the rain to try a new restaurant or simply...
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 08:10 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
EA Sports (Games)

EA Sports (Games)
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 08:07 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
said ten letters

said
ten letters
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
orange peel, candied and served as a garnish on...

orange peel, candied and served as a garnish on top of a citrus panna cotta....
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 08:03 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Certain stimuli provoke reflex arcs...

Certain stimuli provoke reflex arcs (http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu/courses/biog105/pages/demos/105/unit9/reflexarc.html) while other times one needs to think about initiating a response. Yay AP...
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:16 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
demiglace (a sauce)

demiglace (a sauce)
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:12 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,987
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Granted, but the reason for which both of you...

Granted, but the reason for which both of you ended your relationship still impedes you in the same way.

I wish that fabric paint would dry faster.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:07 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 8,195
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
The men in white coats plucked a smoldering page...

The men in white coats plucked a smoldering page from the ashes and made an origami crane.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:01 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Football field (with bad drainage...ugh)

Football field (with bad drainage...ugh)
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 06:00 PM
Replies: 2,756
Views: 198,637
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Guilty. Guilty of collecting Star Wars...

Guilty.

Guilty of collecting Star Wars action figures.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:57 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
During final exams in June. Somehow, staying up...

During final exams in June. Somehow, staying up past 02:00 hours makes me nauseous. And since I ate maybe nine hours before that...I guess that's not famine. But I probably was operating on five...
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:53 PM
Replies: 456
Views: 103,843
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Ungothness= I leech off of my brother's music...

Ungothness= I leech off of my brother's music collection and listen to The Decemberists.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:52 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 30,345
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
It helps me find my posts--like digital...

It helps me find my posts--like digital breadcrumbs.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:50 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
ungluedten letters

ungluedten letters
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:47 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Sounds relaxing, Aaroneet. The house in...

Sounds relaxing, Aaroneet.

The house in which I currently reside will be eleven years old on Wednesday. My mom and I are going to make cupcakes.
Forum: General 08-20-2007, 05:40 PM
Replies: 302
Views: 30,345
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Gentlemanly behaviour." As if. Give me Darcy...

"Gentlemanly behaviour." As if. Give me Darcy or give me death.
Forum: General 08-17-2007, 08:04 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Spielberg Ten letters

Spielberg
Ten letters
Forum: Introductions 08-17-2007, 07:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,686
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome, fellow optimist!

Welcome, fellow optimist!
Forum: General 08-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Relay for Life--staying awake from 06:00 Friday...

Relay for Life--staying awake from 06:00 Friday to 06:00 Saturday. The point is that "Cancer never sleeps" and so someone from every team should be walking around the track at all times. My team...
Forum: General 08-16-2007, 11:57 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 8,195
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
The dictionary that I happened to pick up was...

The dictionary that I happened to pick up was Samuel Johnson's Dictionary.
Forum: General 08-16-2007, 11:44 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
StarCraft...remember it?

StarCraft...remember it?
Forum: General 08-16-2007, 11:43 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
kale Ten letters

kale
Ten letters
Forum: General 08-16-2007, 11:42 AM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
pecked Ten letters

pecked
Ten letters
Forum: Introductions 08-14-2007, 07:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,594
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Welcome. I keep forgetting ten characters or...

Welcome.
I keep forgetting ten characters or more in a message.
Forum: Introductions 08-14-2007, 07:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,958
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I like your answer to number six. Welcome.

I like your answer to number six. Welcome.
Forum: General 08-14-2007, 07:33 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
potato, baked with sour cream

potato, baked with sour cream
Forum: Literature 08-13-2007, 08:57 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Keeping

Beautifully lyrical and connotative. What more could one ask for in poetry?





Quite a while without guile
Ultimate withdrawal
Isolating tawdry mile
Encasing smallish Hell.
Forum: General 08-12-2007, 08:09 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Yuca..... It's real; check it out...

Yuca.....
It's real; check it out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassava).
Forum: General 08-12-2007, 08:07 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
vomit.....

vomit.....
Forum: General 08-12-2007, 08:05 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Two months ago, the last time I submitted a draft...

Two months ago, the last time I submitted a draft of my novel to my advisor.

When was the last time you killed an insect?
Forum: General 08-12-2007, 06:59 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
cargo.....

cargo.....
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 09:48 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 21,489
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
A cook for the ravenous posters of Gnet would...

A cook for the ravenous posters of Gnet would never be able to sleep.

I was waiting for someone to mention black pasta--thanks, Cyntrox.

As for the randomness that's been inserted here and...
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 09:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Photobooth is so much fun. I like this one the...

Photobooth is so much fun. I like this one the best.
Forum: Whining 08-10-2007, 09:39 PM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,053
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Whenever fuck-offs must be unleashed, I think of...

Whenever fuck-offs must be unleashed, I think of that song...
"Mutilation is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery" by Marilyn Manson.
Forum: Whining 08-10-2007, 09:09 PM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,053
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I'm sorry :o ! That wasn't meant for anyone on...

I'm sorry :o ! That wasn't meant for anyone on this board. Here's the reason for that rant: because I was number one (class rank) for a day should not be cause for an argument among friends.
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:35 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Andrew Lloyd Webber

Andrew Lloyd Webber
Forum: Whining 08-10-2007, 08:32 PM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,053
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Fuck off--people who only care about their grades...

Fuck off--people who only care about their grades and, even though they have studied for "five hours," are worried that, Heaven forbid, they will get a "B." Honestly...it's not the end of the world.
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:21 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
In a blackout. They're both temporary, but you...

In a blackout. They're both temporary, but you can light candles in a blackout, generally.

Would you rather draw a waxing crescent moon or a waning crescent moon?
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:18 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
matzah....

matzah....
Forum: Literature 08-10-2007, 08:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,270
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
You're welcome. :)

You're welcome. :)
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:12 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
railroads..

railroads..
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:08 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Two days ago--the soft water finally cleaned all...

Two days ago--the soft water finally cleaned all the oil out of my hair.

When was the last time you had a cup of tea?
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:07 PM
Replies: 463
Views: 28,109
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I'd rather await an event and be disappointed;...

I'd rather await an event and be disappointed; school is like that near the end of the marking period.

Would you rather walk in mud or deep puddles (somewhere around 3-5 inches of water)?
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 08:01 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,170
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
cash......

cash......
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 07:59 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,987
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
If human nature had no flaws, then everyone would...

If human nature had no flaws, then everyone would be perfect...too perfect. Society would fall apart because everyone would be exactly equal, and no one would dare to tread on the toes of others in...
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 07:57 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Canadian..

Canadian..
Forum: General 08-10-2007, 07:56 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
One should not stay awake in class because dreams...

One should not stay awake in class because dreams are infinitely more fascinating than parabolas.

Why do people people go on vacation/holiday?
Forum: Literature 08-10-2007, 07:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,270
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Excellent. I noticed similarities to Manson's...

Excellent. I noticed similarities to Manson's lyrical style, not that that's necessarily negative, just noticed it is all.

"Wind howls at the red moon
My guest shall surely leave here soon...
Forum: Introductions 08-10-2007, 07:39 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 12,920
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"When people say 'I want to be like you', I tell...

"When people say 'I want to be like you', I tell them if you want to be like me, then be yourself." --Marilyn Manson

Probably my favourite celebrity quote.

Welcome.
Forum: Introductions 08-10-2007, 07:34 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,029
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Being an Anne Rice fan is nothing to be ashamed...

Being an Anne Rice fan is nothing to be ashamed of! Welcome.
Forum: General 08-04-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 21,489
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
If Gothic.net were a physical location...

In accordance with HumanePain's vision
http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=5021
and the Picture of all Gnetter's Party
http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=5242
I have often...
Forum: Literature 08-03-2007, 03:37 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thine poesy sends me into untold raptures,...

Thine poesy sends me into untold raptures, Aaroneet. I must keep coming back for more!




Why have you dared to look at what I told you not to touch?
I had but time to make request; ‘twas...
Forum: Literature 08-02-2007, 02:58 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,048
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thanks, TopHaggardDoll. To be honest, I had to...

Thanks, TopHaggardDoll. To be honest, I had to research the correct usage of "thy" and "thine" and I still don't think I did it correctly.
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 10:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,048
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
To a Clock

What hast thou hid within thy gears?
A mystic freak who oft appears
to haunt us all throughout the years.
Or p'raps a slimy ugly thing
of dark and gloom what's slithering
up on the shelf into...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2007, 09:47 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,601
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
My classmates seem to be away from their...

My classmates seem to be away from their computers, and the summer work we're supposed to be working on together is, um, due in a month?! They are more over-achiever-ish than myself, so I'm...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 09:37 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Marybelle

Little Marybelle
with her pretty pouty frown
saw the redgold marching band
go loudly down the town.
"Ah," said she, "that's just for me!"
So Marybelle joined the guard.

Little prissy...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,225
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I love this stanza. Your cultural references,...

I love this stanza.
Your cultural references, "a scene from Woolf" and "walking into a Vermeer"--excellent!

Overall, a wonderful poem--you captured the scene so well.
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 09:24 PM
Replies: 793
Views: 57,369
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
jinxed....

jinxed....
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 09:22 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,891
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Today, I ran around my neighborhood, said "hi" to...

Today, I ran around my neighborhood, said "hi" to the people that live near me that I still don't know, visited my doctor (regarding my foot), edited photos, and watched "Goodbye Lenin!"
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,490
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Watching people trip then drop their lunch...

Watching people trip then drop their lunch tray...the embarrassment. Ah, schadenfreude.
Forum: Whining 08-01-2007, 09:14 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 16,290
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I recently went for a physical because it's...

I recently went for a physical because it's required for participation in sports at my school.
I began running on the treadmill in January and have been consistently running inside and outside for...
Forum: Whining 08-01-2007, 09:02 PM
Replies: 762
Views: 97,513
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
I got home from my run today and my mother said...

I got home from my run today and my mother said to me, "What did you do to your face?" I have two cuts on my face which were bleeding a teensy bit. It's nothing, really, but it's not as if I have a...
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 08:57 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
icing.....

icing.....
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 08:52 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Yes, you will go on a trip to the Falkland...

Yes, you will go on a trip to the Falkland Islands and a penguin will mysteriously find its way into your suitcase.

Will I be able to find a quality gel pen within a week?
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 08:46 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 8,195
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Those needles being part of hypodermic syringes,...

Those needles being part of hypodermic syringes, you inject a bright purple fluid into the ground with every painful step.
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:38 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Re-time

I wish I could return to life
to be a new born creature free of me
that once was old and now is new again
to live the life I left without constraint.

I wish that I had never thought
to look...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:33 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Sanguine sanguinity; sorcerer of sick. ...

Sanguine sanguinity;
sorcerer of sick.
Serpent sliding silently
spreading gobs of ick.
Further creepy chronicles
to wit I cannot know
what they could be thinking of
the footprints in the...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,038
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thank you, Methadrine. And here's...

Thank you, Methadrine.

And here's another....

Chocolate chips combined chopped sips silently hipping it half-heartedly hop beyond the dream into a scheme where sanity matters not.
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:18 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,400
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Yes! I love reading multiple books at once. ...

Yes! I love reading multiple books at once. Currently, I have bookmarks in Varney the Vampire, For a Few Demons More, and The Spiderwick Chronicles: The Field Guide. I have to read that last book...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:14 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
The Words Said Here are Good

"I'm verbing, man,"
said Ted the barman
as he placed a towel
on the mess of the night owls
at the Thalamus Bar and Grille.
"It's beyond my skill
to use words for ill
but I listen all the same...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 08:07 PM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Goo--Use with Caution

Thank you, Aaroneet.

Goo--Use with Caution

My brother is a biker
he likes to ride a lot.
He'll even wake at seven
to beat the morning clot.
Tires spinning fast
and panting all the while
Forum: General 08-01-2007, 07:51 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
A funny thing happened on my way to sleep... I...

A funny thing happened on my way to sleep...
I walked into my room after watching "Goodbye Lenin!" and I heard a strange high-pitched melody coming from one corner. The more I listened, I realized...
Forum: Literature 08-01-2007, 09:16 AM
Replies: 862
Views: 149,406
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Thank you, HP. Chased beyond his fight or...

Thank you, HP.

Chased beyond his fight or flight
Response he often wondered which
Affected his decision more
While waiting for his dear amour
Lost betwixt the teeth and floor.
Forum: Introductions 08-01-2007, 09:09 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,739
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Oh dear, you might want to watch yourself making...

Oh dear, you might want to watch yourself making such comments since many people of this site respect the works of Edgar Allan Poe...unless, of course, you find such woe that is Poe to be amusing...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 07:25 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,354
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Nice apartment, Saddiction. I scratched a...

Nice apartment, Saddiction.

I scratched a small itch near my nose and when I looked at my finger it was bloody. So I took a picture (being too trapped by the desk chair and keyboard shelf to get...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 07:06 PM
Replies: 3,613
Views: 272,865
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Sometime around April. When was the last...

Sometime around April.

When was the last time you had an itch on your face and when you pulled away your hand there was blood on it?
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 06:40 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Because you know that you have a good book to...

Because you know that you have a good book to read and a place to write and pen and paper with which to write. And the people around you are keeping quiet.

How do I always manage to be antisocial...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 06:35 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,987
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Granted, but in becoming invisible, you not only...

Granted, but in becoming invisible, you not only disappear from sight, you disappear from sound and smell and touch. In fact, you completely disincorporate. No one believes in your existence, and...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 06:29 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,472
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
duck ...........

duck
...........
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 06:22 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,769
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
"Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain." ...

"Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EB57GzYMpt0

I can feel the wheels in my head turning and all the little people's hairs are catching in the spool-winding machines. ...
Forum: General 07-31-2007, 06:11 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 8,195
Posted By Undead_Stagehand
Then, you stood on a street corner, bowler hat in...

Then, you stood on a street corner, bowler hat in outstretched hand, begging passerby for money because, "I'm gonna die! You'll feel better about it if you give me money!"
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