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Forum: General 02-25-2006, 01:35 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
you're so gawth demonista *smooches* :D

you're so gawth demonista

*smooches*

:D
Forum: General 02-22-2006, 03:31 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,723
i'm going to bed happy tonight......

i'm going to bed happy tonight......
Forum: General 02-22-2006, 03:09 AM
Replies: 411
Views: 51,022
jack ON this thread......WTF? ...

jack ON this thread......WTF?

ahahahahahahahahahahah
Forum: Whining 02-21-2006, 09:49 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
i think it's just you baby. ...

i think it's just you baby.

cough*wierdo*cough

:D
Forum: General 02-21-2006, 08:09 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 8,067
at my 22nd a few weeks back the average age ppl...

at my 22nd a few weeks back the average age ppl thought i was turning was 26/27
i've been id'ed bout 10 times since i was 14 and started hitting the clubs.
Forum: Whining 02-21-2006, 07:45 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
my phone is waterlogged and i cant see the ...

my phone is waterlogged and i cant see the screen.
bugga
Forum: Music 02-20-2006, 06:45 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,061
ummmm.........goth? bahahahahaha

ummmm.........goth?

bahahahahaha
Forum: Whining 02-20-2006, 06:23 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
my myspace is being a bitch and wont let me log...

my myspace is being a bitch and wont let me log in.
i think i might go bitch-slap it.
f**kin' mysace.
Forum: General 02-20-2006, 06:21 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i kinda think they taste like chicken......or is...

i kinda think they taste like chicken......or is that goths?

i get confused.

:D
Forum: General 02-20-2006, 06:18 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
hmmmmm....look what the bats dragged in.

hmmmmm....look what the bats dragged in.
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 02:36 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
oh god damn.....................i dont know whats...

oh god damn.....................i dont know whats hotter the boy or the toy

FUCK!!!!

excuse me while i go compose myself under a cold shower.
Forum: General 02-18-2006, 02:23 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
half my tooth just fell out. stupid thing

half my tooth just fell out.
stupid thing
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 09:14 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,509
HEY! i watch horror movies i know what...

HEY!


i watch horror movies i know what those creepy crawlys are capable of.....
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 09:11 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
well were all not as perfect as you sexy babe. ...

well were all not as perfect as you sexy babe.
;)
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 09:04 PM
Replies: 245
Views: 28,166
wouldn't that make yo' mamma emo?

wouldn't that make yo' mamma emo?
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 08:51 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i think im working at the adelaide fringe...

i think im working at the adelaide fringe festival for the next month
:D
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 08:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,509
why would you fear something that is unavoidable...

why would you fear something that is unavoidable and could happen at any second?

thats just silly.

now spiders...i fear them.
Forum: Politics 02-15-2006, 05:34 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,380
freaking thing messed up my post.......... ...

freaking thing messed up my post..........

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,18158344%255E29277,00.html...
Forum: Politics 02-15-2006, 05:24 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,380
The Bali Nine

So this probably wont mean too much to anyone else in the world but to the aussie it is the topic of the moment.


The 'Bali Nine' have all been sentenced to life imprisionment in depasar jail...
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 02:39 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,853
i'm sick so i slept then i dropped off a resume...

i'm sick so i slept
then i dropped off a resume
fed the hellspawn \now i'm here
boring
Forum: Music 02-15-2006, 02:34 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,809
twisted by wayne g

twisted by wayne g
Forum: General 02-15-2006, 02:33 AM
Replies: 110
Views: 14,964
ummmmmmmmmm..................... i like ice...

ummmmmmmmmm.....................

i like ice cream


erm............

....huh?
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 06:43 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
oh yes please eyes :D

oh yes please eyes
:D
Forum: Whining 02-13-2006, 06:21 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
i dont want to train em. and i dont want em...

i dont want to train em.
and i dont want em falling in love with me.
god damn it
why do i get into this trouble?
FROOT-LOOPS
!!!!
Forum: Whining 02-13-2006, 04:07 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
i really must stop sleeping with younger men. ...

i really must stop sleeping with younger men.

if i wanted a puppy i would buy a four legged one.
Forum: Whining 02-13-2006, 04:06 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
on behalf of Xng. you are a fucking wanker!

on behalf of Xng.

you are a fucking wanker!
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 04:04 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,352
*smooches*

*smooches*
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 04:01 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
hand shoots up into the air! :D:D:D

hand shoots up into the air!

:D:D:D
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 04:00 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
Nekkid Gawth Sunday.....???? why was i not...

Nekkid Gawth Sunday.....????

why was i not told......????

i want in!!!!
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 03:49 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,352
oh for fucks sake! ...

oh for fucks sake!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/flamebag.jpg
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 03:45 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
oh baby......you make my pink bits quiver! :D ...

oh baby......you make my pink bits quiver! :D


.
Forum: General 02-13-2006, 03:44 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
does Feyd-Rautha look like a differant person in...

does Feyd-Rautha look like a differant person in each pic or am i just trippin'?
Forum: General 02-10-2006, 11:30 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
hmmmmm......sigh it is 5:52 am and i'm still...

hmmmmm......sigh
it is 5:52 am and i'm still drinking vodka and watching a dvd with the girls.
i was in the wickedist mosh tonight....saw a band called Karnivool.
freaking awesome.
ahhh random....
Forum: Whining 02-10-2006, 11:23 AM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,279
shit demonista you're too young to be thinking...

shit demonista you're too young to be thinking bout these issues.
what has the world come to when our early teens are faced with thing like this?
Forum: Introductions 02-08-2006, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,581
awwwwwww....schucks teka.........:D

awwwwwww....schucks teka.........:D
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 09:46 PM
Replies: 412
Views: 34,449
Ubergothtacular oh oh oh oh i luff it....

Ubergothtacular



oh oh oh oh i luff it.

"can i keep it mummy can i? can i?"
Forum: Introductions 02-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,581
I'm so Gawth.

Well i wasnt going to do this but it seems a have a lack of resolve today and a se vere case of boredom............

*sigh*



1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I slice and dice flesh for a...
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 08:18 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
can i keep her....plase oh please. OUCH!

can i keep her....plase oh please.

OUCH!
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 01:07 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,622
so are wolves............;)

so are wolves............;)
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 01:01 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............god damn pits...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............god damn pits is hot........

xng, loving it, loving it.
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 12:55 AM
Replies: 204
Views: 34,689
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....................


i choked on my banana cake reading all this.

:D
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 12:48 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
yes......yes they are.

yes......yes they are.
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 12:32 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i made banana cake....it is cooling so i can ice...

i made banana cake....it is cooling so i can ice it
Forum: General 02-08-2006, 12:30 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
my computer just hates me.

my computer just hates me.
Forum: General 02-07-2006, 06:35 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
they fucked up my tests a few weeks...

they fucked up my tests a few weeks ago........must redo them all.
JOY



when i clicked on "new posts" a minute ago it showed me 51 post.

19 of them were introductions.

hmmmmm.............
Forum: General 02-07-2006, 05:24 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
right now i'ld be telling angel to go to the...

right now i'ld be telling angel to go to the introducttory thread......now i dont know what to do.....???

*runs away screaming*
Forum: General 02-07-2006, 05:18 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i have spent the whole friking day in hospital ...

i have spent the whole friking day in hospital

and i just got a $800 centerlink bill.

FUCK!
Forum: General 02-06-2006, 03:04 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i'm hungry....feed me please/thankyou

i'm hungry....feed me please/thankyou
Forum: General 02-06-2006, 02:52 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
i want in on this not comparing...

i want in on this not comparing thing...............please oh please ;)
Forum: General 02-06-2006, 02:47 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
bring it on you lucious lady..............

bring it on you lucious lady..............
Forum: General 02-06-2006, 02:44 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
hahahaha, how many months have i been nagging...

hahahaha, how many months have i been nagging you?
lol
Forum: Introductions 02-06-2006, 02:43 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,805
TEKA TEKA TEKA TEKA i heart you :D:D:D

TEKA TEKA TEKA TEKA

i heart you

:D:D:D
Forum: General 02-05-2006, 06:19 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
Brother Shamatre: not to sound like a wanker...

Brother Shamatre:

not to sound like a wanker but i dont appreciate photos of obviously drunken rednecks posing stupidly with guns.

remember this site does have members as young as 13...is this...
Forum: General 02-05-2006, 06:06 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
anytime baby.........we'll all perve together. ...

anytime baby.........we'll all perve together.

:D
Forum: General 02-05-2006, 05:58 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 22,514
how does having potentially hundreds of new...

how does having potentially hundreds of new theads make more sense than having one intoductory thread?

personally i think we have enough threads to scan through and not to mention we have PM again...
Forum: Spooky News 02-05-2006, 05:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,641
hehe....the munsters rock. this is very sad.

hehe....the munsters rock.

this is very sad.
Forum: Whining 02-05-2006, 05:48 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
i cannot say i agree with this or like the idea...

i cannot say i agree with this or like the idea of this "introduction by starting you're own thread"

i thought this was greatly discouraged.....?

was i wrong??

so now we get to wade our way...
Forum: General 02-05-2006, 05:47 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i cannot say i agree with this or like the idea...

i cannot say i agree with this or like the idea of this "introduction by starting you're own thread"

i thought this was greatly discouraged.....?

was i wrong??

so now we get to wade our way...
Forum: General 02-04-2006, 10:42 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
my stomach hates me and i have a brain ache.

my stomach hates me and i have a brain ache.
Forum: Music 02-02-2006, 11:03 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,809
kiss me goodnight - Ayria

kiss me goodnight - Ayria
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 10:28 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 6,557
happy birthday to the g.net godess........may we...

happy birthday to the g.net godess........may we lick your feet?

xXx
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 10:25 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
ahhhhhh, congrats dominista. no kicking nuns...

ahhhhhh, congrats dominista.

no kicking nuns this time ;)
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 10:22 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
Xng, you're fucking hot even if you do look like...

Xng, you're fucking hot even if you do look like a two-bit-whore.
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 10:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
soooooooooooooooo adorable, i could just eat her...

soooooooooooooooo adorable, i could just eat her all up with a spoon. :D

(i'll save her hunky dad for dessert)
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 10:10 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
Oh Baby.....that is all i can think of right...

Oh Baby.....that is all i can think of right now...........................
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 04:05 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i'm ever so slighty hung-over. i had laundry...

i'm ever so slighty hung-over.

i had laundry to do to.

......and dishes
......and tidying
......and scrubbing

*sigh*
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 08:13 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
o_O ben, you rock my drunken world! :D

o_O ben, you rock my drunken world!

:D
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 08:05 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
euclis_dian, you bore me. (not to be nasty...

euclis_dian, you bore me.

(not to be nasty or anything)
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 08:02 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
hot and horney....hehehe (should i put this...

hot and horney....hehehe

(should i put this in the sexuality thread?)
Forum: General 02-02-2006, 07:58 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
hello ben....have a wicked time. i have that...

hello ben....have a wicked time.

i have that skull too, :D

i just got home from the pub....rather hard to type now!

i had a wicked day......it started with a job interview.
i walked in and...
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY END UP SO BIG??????????? ...

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY END UP SO BIG???????????

they are half that size on photobucket.

sorry guys...........


Jules; *Hugs* i wuf you........
big bear licks to you! :D...
Forum: Music 02-01-2006, 10:27 PM
Replies: 758
Views: 148,415
Disease You're love it tortures me One...

Disease


You're love it tortures me
One kiss and I can't breathe
One touch I'm suffocating
Get me out I can't breathe
Afflicted feelings I should hide
There was a thousand warnings
Thought...
Forum: Music 02-01-2006, 10:26 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,809
DOS - Ayria

DOS - Ayria
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 10:19 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
"When a good Goth goes Corporate" ...

"When a good Goth goes Corporate"


http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/moi006.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/moi001.jpg
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 10:10 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
well not really but i did have a man on his knees...

well not really but i did have a man on his knees right after that photo was taken.

he got my name wrong!!!!

he had to be punished.
Forum: Whining 02-01-2006, 03:18 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
but i don't wanna be a nerd. *stamps foot...

but i don't wanna be a nerd.

*stamps foot and pouts*
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 03:17 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
does the "HOFF" come under that label?

does the "HOFF" come under that label?
Forum: Spooky News 02-01-2006, 03:16 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 22,111
*slaps head* thats what that noise was.

*slaps head*

thats what that noise was.
Forum: Spooky News 02-01-2006, 02:59 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 22,111
ROSE!!!!! where have you been hiding?

ROSE!!!!!

where have you been hiding?
Forum: Whining 02-01-2006, 02:52 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....i didn't even notice. i...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....i didn't even notice.

i literally EEEEEPEd and bounced on my seat when i read your post.

*does stupid pathetic happy dance*

i *heart*you blushing.

:D
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 02:49 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,527
on this subject, what about eyes and al? or...

on this subject, what about eyes and al?

or should i not be asking this???
Forum: Whining 02-01-2006, 02:44 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
so, just to sound dumb and nieve.....was J/S...

so, just to sound dumb and nieve.....was J/S posting under other names.
has she been banned?
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 02:08 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
and now mortalitas presents randomness..... ...

and now mortalitas presents randomness.....

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/fap.jpg
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 02:07 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
okie dokie evil alien. *eyes spoon of doom* ...

okie dokie evil alien.

*eyes spoon of doom*
"hey thats a red pastic KFC spoon!"
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 01:55 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
not new rocks dunno what brand. not pleasers' ...

not new rocks dunno what brand.
not pleasers'
not demonias'
hmmmmmm.......wait a week of so and i'll look on the box.
:D
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 01:54 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
jules: HOLY CRAP BABY. you make all...

jules: HOLY CRAP BABY.

you make all women green with envy.

xXx
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 01:32 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
nah imports baby. i would have recognised...

nah imports baby.

i would have recognised ickaboka anyway.

;)
Forum: Fashion 02-01-2006, 01:27 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 35,833
now thats just plain wrong E_P_S. excuse me...

now thats just plain wrong E_P_S.

excuse me whilst i go burn out my corneas.
Forum: Fashion 02-01-2006, 01:25 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 35,833
dont you ever have the urge to sneek up behind...

dont you ever have the urge to sneek up behind him and snip it off?

;)
Forum: General 02-01-2006, 01:22 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
BOOTS! BIG ONE! BIG ONES WITH SIX INCH...

BOOTS!

BIG ONE!

BIG ONES WITH SIX INCH HEELS!

BIG ONES WITH SIX INCH HEELS THAT SAY "FUCK OFF"!

I'M A HAPPY LITTLE VEGIMITE!
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 08:45 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i just bought my first item on e-bay! now...

i just bought my first item on e-bay!

now i just gotta figure out this paypal thingy.

:D
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 08:34 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 456,040
erm.......*ponders*.....the carpet blade. ...

erm.......*ponders*.....the carpet blade.


beaten to death by a sexy man/woman or sexed to death by an ugly man/woman?
Forum: Music 01-31-2006, 05:11 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 24,914
korn or slipknot? do i really have to...

korn or slipknot?

do i really have to choose?

*sigh*
Forum: Music 01-31-2006, 05:05 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,809
yeah i know the feeling talon. the pulp...

yeah i know the feeling talon.

the pulp fiction soundtrack
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 05:02 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,853
40oz beer? how much is that in litres?

40oz beer? how much is that in litres?
Forum: Whining 01-31-2006, 04:14 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!! i grew up in the...

AMEN SISTER!!!!!!!!

i grew up in the mid-north, nothin' but dirt......these city folk shit me to tears.
Forum: Whining 01-31-2006, 04:12 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
stupid twit. the first thing they do to you in...

stupid twit.
the first thing they do to you in hospital is rip apart your thighs and peer up and swab and stitch.
stupid.

WTF happened to joyslayer?
she started out so well respected here....
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 04:06 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,853
ok, i take that back tenet, that is fucked...the...

ok, i take that back tenet, that is fucked...the same thing happened to an exchange student living at my mums' years ago.
Nasty.
But i ask.....what is a 40?
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 04:02 AM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,853
i ate lots of oreos (my once a year indulgence) ...

i ate lots of oreos (my once a year indulgence)
i ate ice-cream
i played with my son
i backed up all my computer files to disc
i had sex with a sexy man
i bid on boots on e-bay
i purused g.net...
Forum: Music 01-31-2006, 03:58 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,809
happy birthday by the birthday massacre. ...

happy birthday by the birthday massacre.

WooHoo....Go Tenet!
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 03:57 AM
Replies: 710
Views: 79,214
in 1993 i was 9. :D

in 1993 i was 9.
:D
Forum: Music 01-31-2006, 03:55 AM
Replies: 305
Views: 54,545
anything by nancy sinatra. anything by...

anything by nancy sinatra.

anything by system of a down

anything by tool

anything by combichrist

anything by pantera
Forum: Fashion 01-31-2006, 03:53 AM
Replies: 223
Views: 35,833
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/image...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/imagesmullet.jpg
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 03:46 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,299
1. The first domain name ever registered was...

1. The first domain name ever registered was Mortalitas.com.

2. Mortalitas is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!

3. Mortalitas is the world's tallest woman.

4. ...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-31-2006, 03:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,805
not as good as the first they tried too hard. ...

not as good as the first they tried too hard.
but kate is sexy.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 03:36 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
and thats why we love you edible. ...

and thats why we love you edible.
:D:D:D
Forum: General 01-31-2006, 03:32 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i ate too much ice cream, now i feel ill. ...

i ate too much ice cream, now i feel ill.

also my dvd player is fucking up and there is no music playing.

so 'Pulp Fiction' just looks wrong right about now.
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 09:16 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i have a job interview for an office job on...

i have a job interview for an office job on thursday. how funny is that.

right now i am smeering toothpaste on my neck.


mani; can i have some spagetti?
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 09:05 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
awwww....shucks xng. :D:D:D

awwww....shucks xng.

:D:D:D
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 09:03 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
mmmmmmm...........midgets AND tree frogs ...

mmmmmmm...........midgets AND tree frogs

*drools*
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:49 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
damn this thing! this is ment to be the second...

damn this thing!
this is ment to be the second pikkie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/blacky/Necromancy%2028-01-06/Necromancy28-01-06_14.jpg
Forum: General 01-30-2006, 08:42 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
a very very hot and sweaty me after dancing at...

a very very hot and sweaty me after dancing at NECROMANCY! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/blacky/Necromancy%2028-01-06/Necromancy28-01-06_09.jpg...
Forum: Whining 01-29-2006, 01:31 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
i'm so fucking sick of men and their precious...

i'm so fucking sick of men and their precious little egos.
what about my fucking ego huh?
god you put one foot out of place and they turn into snivelling little 12 year olds and sulk untill you...
Forum: General 01-26-2006, 11:30 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
this whole thread makes me horney.........good...

this whole thread makes me horney.........good thing i'm getting more than usual atm

:D
Forum: Literature 01-26-2006, 12:25 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,823
thats great but we need him back, this place is...

thats great but we need him back, this place is empty with out him.

does eyes know where he is/why he left?
Forum: General 01-26-2006, 12:16 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
erm...apparently not.

erm...apparently not.
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 09:54 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
ummm....ok?

ummm....ok?
Forum: Fashion 01-25-2006, 07:27 PM
Replies: 857
Views: 243,838
goffs wear black cos we're like soooo totally...

goffs wear black cos we're like soooo totally cool and stuff.

*flips hair over shoulder and giggles*
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 07:26 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
let me be the first to offer my services.......

let me be the first to offer my services.......
Forum: Literature 01-25-2006, 07:24 PM
Replies: 194
Views: 34,240
1. Iguana. 2. Fellatio. 3. Methodical. ...

1. Iguana.

2. Fellatio.

3. Methodical.

4. Deviant.

5. Masochistic.
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 05:10 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
that is the fastest way to put me to sleep, it...

that is the fastest way to put me to sleep, it works every time.
(well, sleepy or horny.....depends who is doing it)
;)
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 05:06 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
i love when my man wakes me up that way. ...

i love when my man wakes me up that way.

just feeinlg a hand glide down over my breasts, across my stomach and slowly parting my thighs........

GRRRRRRRRR.........

a very pleasent to arise...
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 05:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i have a bloody cold in the middle of a heat...

i have a bloody cold in the middle of a heat wave.
AND i' hungover.
i feel awful.
Forum: General 01-25-2006, 01:37 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................... ...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

is that the sweet sweet voice of demonista????

all is right with g.net once again.

:D
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 04:01 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 29,427
isn't every one an accident now days? who...

isn't every one an accident now days?

who plans now days?
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:39 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
it's oh so complicated. we are ex's cos...

it's oh so complicated.

we are ex's cos neither are ready for a commitment but we keep ending up together then freaking out when it gets too serious and run away for a month or two then we get...
Forum: Fashion 01-23-2006, 07:34 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,254
hon, off the topic completly....... why so...

hon, off the topic completly.......

why so long between the marriage and the actual wedding?

congrats btw.
(i guess i should stop daydreaming bout you now that you're an honest woman)
;)
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:24 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
well 12 hour sex fest with the ex does not leave...

well 12 hour sex fest with the ex does not leave much time for g.net

sorry guys, i'll try to pick up my game a little.

;)
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:13 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i think bart simpson was born in 1982. ...

i think bart simpson was born in 1982.

hmmmmm......
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:10 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
that would have to be a really firm banana to...

that would have to be a really firm banana to avoid mushy-ness....


thinks of mushed banana in vag.
*twich*
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:07 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
sleeping pills........i can lend you some. :D

sleeping pills........i can lend you some.
:D
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 07:05 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 29,427
my son has a mo-hawk (his choice) so i wouldnt...

my son has a mo-hawk (his choice) so i wouldnt worry bout it.
plus he picked out two bestfriends at child care who's parents are all alternative. so the kids dont care how we dress or what we look...
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:57 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i've never been on a plane sorry.

i've never been on a plane sorry.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-23-2006, 06:53 AM
Replies: 5
Poll: Black Books
Views: 2,491
i really should get my mind out of the...

i really should get my mind out of the gutter...........

*wonders off*
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-23-2006, 06:52 AM
Replies: 5
Poll: Black Books
Views: 2,491
hahahahahaha, when i saw the name of this thread...

hahahahahaha, when i saw the name of this thread i thought you were asking if any one kept little black books of their sexual conquests.
LOL!
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:51 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 29,427
oh god yes.......still do. and every tom dick...

oh god yes.......still do.
and every tom dick and harry felt they had the need/right to comment on my age when i was pregnant.
*hiss*
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:44 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
hehehe, i had a stripper picking up dollar bills...

hehehe, i had a stripper picking up dollar bills off my face the other night.......
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:20 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
Hai E_E. *hugs*

Hai E_E.

*hugs*
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:19 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
she went to indonesia, i spoke to her last week. ...

she went to indonesia, i spoke to her last week.
she will be back in oz next week and no doubt giving us all a good dose of her sharp wit.
:D
Forum: General 01-23-2006, 06:16 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
demoninsta wil lbe home soon! YAY! ...

demoninsta wil lbe home soon!
YAY!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEMONISTA!
:D:D:D
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:43 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
ah, bullocks. this is the best and the...

ah, bullocks.

this is the best and the easiest.

i hop on top cos i know how to grind into my man just right, god i can make both of us come in two mins if wanted to.

but my fave is sitting...
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:25 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
hahaha, sorry babe, didn't mean to neglect you...

hahaha, sorry babe, didn't mean to neglect you but my laptop was broke so i had to get my ex to fix it.

then he didn't let me leave my bed from 3am fri till 6pm sat.
...
Forum: General 01-22-2006, 05:16 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
my ex just reformated my computer......... ...

my ex just reformated my computer.........
.......now i have to start almost from scratch.

but, no more freakin' spyware.

btw, cheers teka! :D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:34 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
only cos you're cute....... ...

only cos you're cute.......
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/taibdayandmornafter042.jpg
hehehehe
:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:30 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
well if you guys are nice.....i might just...

well if you guys are nice.....i might just oblige......

....one day! ;)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:27 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
i love foreplay.....in reality, not in porn.

i love foreplay.....in reality, not in porn.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:25 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
ohhhhhhh.....naughty girl. spanking...

ohhhhhhh.....naughty girl.

spanking ensues.......:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:23 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
damn cultural barriers. yes to say "i have...

damn cultural barriers.

yes to say "i have the shits up" would be to say "i'm pissed off"

VOTE 1: 24hr porn clips!!


(N.B. why doesn't this thing have spell checker? god damn it!!!)
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:20 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
....or your cleavage...errrrr, smile, yes thats...

....or your cleavage...errrrr, smile, yes thats it.....smile.

:P
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:17 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,889
sporks are cool! why dont we delete this...

sporks are cool!

why dont we delete this guy.
its a fairly serious offence.....
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:14 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
ohhhhhh, naughty. i like you!!! :D

ohhhhhh, naughty.

i like you!!!

:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:12 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
hehehe, spelling error........FULL LENGTH PORN...

hehehe, spelling error........FULL LENGTH PORN SHITS ME!

and yes it is bad.
Forum: Whining 01-19-2006, 05:09 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 43,007
just to be a shithead. 668 is the neighbour...

just to be a shithead.

668 is the neighbour of the beast.....667 is across the road!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/19837...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/19837-g.jpg

my new boots will be here in a few days.............
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

LICK 'EM!!!!!!!!
:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 05:02 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
why would i pay for sex when i can get it for...

why would i pay for sex when i can get it for free.........?

:D:D:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:57 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,889
bizarre....

bizarre....
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:55 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
fuul lenght porn shits me.

fuul lenght porn shits me.
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:49 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
BLICK!!!!! i was given some of them the...

BLICK!!!!!

i was given some of them the other day.

not my cup of tea i'm afraid!

had two, went back to the bourbon

:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
buckled boots.............................*drools*

buckled boots.............................*drools*
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:19 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
hahahahaha, yep. thats right. where is the...

hahahahaha, yep. thats right.

where is the sexy baby belly photos?
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:10 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
we went to the schutzenfest earlier in the eve...

we went to the schutzenfest earlier in the eve and she made us both get them.
airbrush.
sweaty sex was the only thing that got the damn thing off!
lol!
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 04:00 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/DSC00...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/19878/DSC00280.jpg
me and my new girl sara. isn't she hawt?
:D
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 03:49 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
psssst: (whispers) has anyone checked out this...

psssst: (whispers) has anyone checked out this guys profile? (points over her shoulder) i think he likes the penguins a little tooooo much, i f you catch my drift...........;)


but hey, he's...
Forum: General 01-19-2006, 03:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,268
hmmmm....cute, but is he legal? can we poke...

hmmmm....cute, but is he legal? can we poke him????

*pokes*


mmmmmmm....penguin fetish
*drools*
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 08:10 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
E_P_S, i comming over baby. *thanks for...

E_P_S, i comming over baby.

*thanks for making me cry bitch!!!! lol
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 07:05 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
i'm really depressed atm. how ironic is...

i'm really depressed atm.

how ironic is that?

A Bi-Polar goth.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i like chocolate.
Forum: Whining 01-18-2006, 06:59 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,547
Well this is all just shit and I’m going to have...

Well this is all just shit and I’m going to have a fucking whinge about it, not because it makes me feel better, but because I fucking well can. And if you don’t like it, if you don’t want to listen...
Forum: General 01-18-2006, 02:55 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 29,427
so you have it all planned out huh? so did...

so you have it all planned out huh?

so did i, then i got preggas....that wasn't the plan!

lol
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-17-2006, 09:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,515
[QUOTE=WolfMoon]Whoa!!! You like White Zombie...

[QUOTE=WolfMoon]Whoa!!! You like White Zombie too???? Damn good movie, should be in every Lugosi lover's movie cabinet!

QUOTE]


white zombie, i had forgotten bout that one. Gold!

but i...
Forum: Spooky News 01-17-2006, 09:48 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,946
*hitches up skirt......*

*hitches up skirt......*
Forum: Spooky News 01-17-2006, 09:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,946
*offers arm..........*

*offers arm..........*
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 09:22 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
ben, all of a sudden i'm confused. are you male...

ben, all of a sudden i'm confused.
are you male or female?
(or a little from column A, a little from column B?)
;)
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-17-2006, 09:16 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,712
oh the underworld sequel please!!! :D Al: ...

oh the underworld sequel please!!! :D

Al: wolf creek was good but not nearly as graphic, gorey and violent as the hype says. i was sorely dissapointed.

I WANT MORE BLOOD!!!!
Forum: Whining 01-17-2006, 09:11 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 9,533
hahaha, OUCH! what was that about?

hahaha, OUCH!

what was that about?
Forum: General 01-17-2006, 09:07 PM
Replies: 209
Views: 29,427
awwwwww, blushing: you're pregnant? congrats...

awwwwww, blushing: you're pregnant? congrats baby.
yes those first kicks are magical arn't they? (not so cute in 4 years time let me tell you!)

Sharkman: i wish you and you're wife well.
...
Forum: Spooky News 01-17-2006, 08:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,946
this is not the first case along these lines and...

this is not the first case along these lines and it is not all that unusual.
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 10:18 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
yay, i was right. but i'll still take the...

yay, i was right.

but i'll still take the punishment.

*evil pervert grin returned*
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 10:08 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
OMG! i feel used and dirty now.

OMG! i feel used and dirty now.
Forum: Music 01-15-2006, 10:04 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,689
hmmmm...one of my good friends in high school...

hmmmm...one of my good friends in high school loved aqua.

she ended up in a mental institute for two years.

coincidence???
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 20,156
mmmmmm.....M.I.L.F yummy mummies are good...

mmmmmm.....M.I.L.F

yummy mummies are good to. ;)
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:22 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
please dont hurt me but...... what is...

please dont hurt me but......

what is hentai?

i have a vague idea but......

*runs and hides back in the deep dark pit*
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
....well i'm turned on....

....well i'm turned on....
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 07:28 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
no just the 'mortalitas 2006 conquest' thread. ...

no just the 'mortalitas 2006 conquest' thread.

as i said this sexy and single thing is new to me, and i intened to exploit it!!!
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 07:25 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
yes santarea you can. i seem to be getting...

yes santarea you can.

i seem to be getting the hang of this single and sexy thing. :D

and you guys dont even know half of what i've been up to!!! ;)
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 06:55 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
well, i got one part right last night. porn....

well, i got one part right last night.

porn.

but no chicky for me this time, my company was of the male variety.

dreamy; funny funny
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 08:07 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
well i was going to say i was in a freaking...

well i was going to say i was in a freaking fantastic mood but i just read that u.a.w thread.
now i feel ill and really pissed off.
for shame.

RANDOMNESS = COCONUTS!!!
Forum: Whining 01-15-2006, 08:03 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,150
no, i'm sorry......this pissed me off. this...

no, i'm sorry......this pissed me off.

this is revolting, immature and irresponsible.


i'm truly shocked at this behavior, revolting.
Forum: Whining 01-15-2006, 07:59 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,150
you bloody moron

you pathetic little sack of s**t.

what are you going to do? beat up every thirteen year old little girl who wears a short skirt.

who the fuck do you think you should be targeting? try the...
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 12:20 AM
Replies: 187
Views: 20,156
what's that got to do with you kid? stick to...

what's that got to do with you kid?

stick to the topic.



oh ben, ew!

i'm getting into more and more trouble with this other milf!!!!
Forum: General 01-15-2006, 12:06 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
how'd i miss this? well, mani if you're...

how'd i miss this?

well, mani if you're willing to share, i'll share too.
get off that couch!

:D
Forum: Music 01-14-2006, 11:53 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,083
all of it! and see her live if you can. OMG!!! ...

all of it!
and see her live if you can. OMG!!!

:D
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 11:49 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 20,156
wtf? i hooked up with my sons best friends'...

wtf? i hooked up with my sons best friends' mother. Oh Dear.
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 11:33 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
my boobies earnt me two strip club dollars at...

my boobies earnt me two strip club dollars at the club last night!!

yay for my boobies.

:D
Forum: General 01-13-2006, 12:15 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,270
who's the pastry chef? i've been trying to...

who's the pastry chef?
i've been trying to break into patisserie for a while now. i want to talk.
btw. interesting cake. :D
Forum: Whining 01-12-2006, 05:46 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 9,533
Porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 05:43 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,602
now thats just plain wrong! ;)

now thats just plain wrong!

;)
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 05:41 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
ben, *HUGS* :D

ben,

*HUGS*

:D
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 05:39 PM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 318,259
boobies, mighty fine boobies! :D the balls...

boobies, mighty fine boobies! :D

the balls will be this weekend. ;)

and on the subject of boobies, i went from an unhappy B-cup to a very happy C-cup with the pregnancy weight i...
Forum: General 01-12-2006, 04:30 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,466
well done m'dear. wish i was there. :D

well done m'dear.

wish i was there.

:D
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