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Forum: General 07-12-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Apparently, Zidane was called an arab terrorist...

Apparently, Zidane was called an arab terrorist (he's of French-Algerian background) and something or other about how easy his sister is...
Forum: General 07-07-2006, 10:45 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
And fucking France beat Portugal out of the...

And fucking France beat Portugal out of the finals.

Portugal plays Germany tomorrow for 3rd place and France is taking on Italy for the cup.

France were slightly better, but we got cheated out...
Forum: General 06-24-2006, 02:13 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sweden is out, beaten by Germany this afternoon.

Sweden is out, beaten by Germany this afternoon.
Forum: General 06-24-2006, 02:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Argentina-Mexico is into overtime and they're...

Argentina-Mexico is into overtime and they're winning by 2-1...

Shame, I actually favoured Mexico...
Forum: General 06-24-2006, 02:11 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Er... 32 years, actually!...

Er... 32 years, actually!...
Forum: General 06-24-2006, 02:09 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,979
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Portugal is though, undefeated (so far). We...

Portugal is though, undefeated (so far).

We beat Angola, Iran and Mexico, who is now losing against Argentina.

Tomorrow we play Holland.... God help us...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:13 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
And Helter Skelter (the lover/dancer quote) ain't...

And Helter Skelter (the lover/dancer quote) ain't a Banshees song, but a Beatles one that they covered.

Kids...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
You still managed to beat me to the porn poetry...

You still managed to beat me to the porn poetry thread.... :)
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 12:32 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
On another note, before I cornered her into...

On another note, before I cornered her into killing me, we watched Clan Of Xymox the night before.

Why do I wear black??
Well, I'm mourning, you see.
I mean, someone's always dying at some time...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 12:25 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Well, if you took after me, you'd be...

Well, if you took after me, you'd be drop-dead-gorgeous, 122 IQ results and absolutely nothing to show for it.

Oh, yeah, and right now, you'd be working at the age of 34 for less than minimum wage...
Forum: General 05-07-2006, 12:09 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yeah, but if one of them's me, it ought'a be...

Yeah, but if one of them's me, it ought'a be worth it.
Forum: General 05-06-2006, 07:22 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yes, we do. For anyone who follows football...

Yes, we do. For anyone who follows football 'round the world, our national team players are not only from local clubs, but also play in such teams as Manchester United, Barcelona F.C., Real Madrid F....
Forum: General 05-06-2006, 04:19 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
We'll see about that... :) And Tenet,...

We'll see about that... :)


And Tenet, it's viva EL Mexico, seen as Mexico is a mesculine word and LA defines feminine. Class dismissed ;)
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:58 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I guess the "sick" question was their way of...

I guess the "sick" question was their way of asking if they could still pork you.
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:48 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No, they're not! It's just me, REALLY!!!! D

No, they're not! It's just me, REALLY!!!! D
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:40 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh yeah, I almost forgot: I watched The Sisters...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot: I watched The Sisters of Mercy live in concert the other day....didn't I tell you guys?......
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:38 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Public holiday today. Celebrating the 32nd...

Public holiday today. Celebrating the 32nd anniversary of our revolution.







So Mäelstrom (feeling extremely patriotic...) went to to the beach! :)
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:32 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Life isn't worth living without giving worth to...

Life isn't worth living without giving worth to life, huh? Bad translation to english. It's easier in pt:

a vida não é viver sem fazer valer a vida.

Portuguese: the half-dead language :D
Forum: Politics 04-25-2006, 03:23 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sorry, it's that whole Jillian thing.... again,...

Sorry, it's that whole Jillian thing.... again, sorry.
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:20 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Furthering your education doesn't make you...

Furthering your education doesn't make you anti-social, it means you're somewhat astute.

The day has 24 hours.
If you sleep for 8, it leaves you another 8 to study and yet another for whatever...
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:14 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
And the clock is ticking for the single most...

And the clock is ticking for the single most important sporting event in the whole wide world:

The World Football Cup!!!!!

Portugal plays Angola June 11th,
Portugal plays IRAN (yes, you read...
Forum: General 04-25-2006, 03:04 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,978
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No living culture ever did, actually. Romans...

No living culture ever did, actually.
Romans spoke common roman and a wide variety of regional dialects (to this day).
Latin was used for politics and law. It was a scholars' language at the time,...
Forum: Politics 04-25-2006, 02:59 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Recent deletions reminded me of this for the...

Recent deletions reminded me of this for the community in general: IF YOU'RE GONNA COPY/PASTE FROM SOMEWHERE, SUMMARIZE YOUR POINTS AND QUOTE SOURCES.




Thank you. :)
Forum: Politics 04-24-2006, 03:41 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I'm not that thick, doll :)

I'm not that thick, doll :)
Forum: Politics 04-23-2006, 03:03 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Exploding pigeons (a thousand years too late).......

Exploding pigeons (a thousand years too late).... who'da thunk it?
:)
Forum: Politics 04-08-2006, 04:37 PM
Replies: 295
Views: 37,761
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Not for the price I'm paying for my diesel fuel,...

Not for the price I'm paying for my diesel fuel, which eats about 3/4 of my paycheck (I basically work....er....to get to work!!!!).

Do I feel safer? Do I feel the world to be a better place? ......
Forum: Politics 04-02-2006, 10:35 AM
Replies: 295
Views: 37,761
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I'll let you know there's no limit to how far I...

I'll let you know there's no limit to how far I can reach....

...humm...sounded kind of cool but I have to shorten it, in order to give it a more agressive edge..... I'll get back to threatening...
Forum: Politics 04-02-2006, 10:27 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,113
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Hear Ye, Hear Ye...

Hear Ye, Hear Ye...
Forum: Politics 04-02-2006, 10:18 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Does it make the shit on my car any easier to...

Does it make the shit on my car any easier to wash off? I WANT TO KNOW!!!!
Forum: Politics 04-02-2006, 10:17 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I don't get it. What happens if you give rice to...

I don't get it. What happens if you give rice to a pigeon? Enquiring minds want to know.....REALLY!!!
Forum: Politics 04-02-2006, 10:14 AM
Replies: 295
Views: 37,761
Posted By MrMaelstrom
The Idea of Osama giving blowjobs to Jesus is...

The Idea of Osama giving blowjobs to Jesus is revolting, Wolf. You'll burn for this.... where's my Zippo?

And for the US citizens:

Thank you. I meant to type this almost a month ago, but...
Forum: General 04-02-2006, 10:06 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,659
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Nice Avatar, Benny Boy!!!! :D

Nice Avatar,
Benny Boy!!!!

:D
Forum: General 04-02-2006, 10:04 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
If I do, I'll post a picture :D

If I do, I'll post a picture :D
Forum: General 04-02-2006, 09:59 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Hangover!!!!!!!!.....

I most certainly was.... Saturday night... what a fucking hangover... drove halfway across the country to be with her (it's not that big a country)...got drunk... went to her house... had sex for...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 11:02 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,659
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sternn, man, don't take this the wrong way, but...

Sternn, man, don't take this the wrong way, but there's just something hilarious about this pic of yours:

http://www.sternn.com/stuff/December05-Ireland-Ennis-ChristmasNewYears/pages/DSCN0669.htm
Forum: Shill 04-01-2006, 10:47 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 7,451
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Strange, 'cause most of the time, from reading...

Strange, 'cause most of the time, from reading the threads, you almost get the impression that everyone on these boards is from the US or Canada. :P
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 10:43 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,659
Posted By MrMaelstrom
It's not a matter of odds, you pussies. It's a...

It's not a matter of odds, you pussies. It's a matter of: does your buddy deserve a good arse-kicking?

Just intervene to make sure he doesn't pay more than his dues, NO MATTER HOW STRONG THE...
Forum: Politics 04-01-2006, 10:31 AM
Replies: 295
Views: 37,761
Posted By MrMaelstrom
This thread is getting all tangled up about...

This thread is getting all tangled up about little shit.

Sternn, you don't make it easy.

Try this:

Bush supporters, do you now believe that the US administration FUCKED UP in Iraq?

See?...
Forum: Introductions 04-01-2006, 10:21 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,167
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Go to google, type out the phrase "goth with a...

Go to google, type out the phrase "goth with a sledgehammer" and click enter.

Proceed to click on the links provided. Truth is upon you.

Or you can go directly here and stop bugging us for...
Forum: Politics 04-01-2006, 10:17 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No, they didn't. They (for one) weren't faking...

No, they didn't.
They (for one) weren't faking their faith.
They were just shoving it down the throats of a minor, and were certainly convinced that their faith in their lord would help them AS...
Forum: Politics 04-01-2006, 10:07 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 10,176
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Er....What the Fuck?! Dude, did you read what you...

Er....What the Fuck?! Dude, did you read what you wrote?

It would take a fair bit to explain it all, so, to simply answer your question: NO!


Jeeeeezzz....
Forum: Introductions 04-01-2006, 09:46 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,167
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No, it makes you someone who is into Bondage,...

No, it makes you someone who is into Bondage, Domination and Sado-Masochism, hence the BDSM you mentioned yourself. It doesn't make you any more or less goth than someone who abstains from sex...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 09:11 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
"Meaniehead"?!? Boy, they sure know how to...

"Meaniehead"?!?
Boy, they sure know how to conjure up an insult in Minnesota. I mean, they were all vikings once, by darn and golly.... :D

Sorry sweets. Not my pc.
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 09:08 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Only difference is that with me, the tail is on...

Only difference is that with me, the tail is on the front end....
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 09:05 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Wot a bastard!!! :D

Wot a bastard!!! :D
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 09:04 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
...and the zipper in my pants was made by Martini...

...and the zipper in my pants was made by Martini ("Anytime, Anywhere!").
Forum: Politics 04-01-2006, 09:00 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 11,024
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Look again: "(legal and illegal workers and the...

Look again: "(legal and illegal workers and the conditions they are subjected to)".

Although generally, it still falls under conditions. ;)
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:58 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
bye now...

bye now...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:58 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I always feel that all that musky smell is "our"...

I always feel that all that musky smell is "our" sex. I go home to my plac reeking of neither me nor her, but of the two of us. It's a very specific smell, which coincidentally has an afrodisiac...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:54 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh.... THANKS! :)

Oh.... THANKS! :)
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:53 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I don't really mind it at the time. I equate the...

I don't really mind it at the time. I equate the intensity of her gripping me, scratching and clawing with the intensity of what she's is feeling during those moments, so it's ok.
Besides, If I did...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:51 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
She's not into restraints (phobias). I think I'll...

She's not into restraints (phobias). I think I'll just get her a pair of gloves or something :D
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:49 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I have to get out of the house sometime, little...

I have to get out of the house sometime, little lady.

Er...they got burka's for men, or sumtin'?
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:46 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
She did actually. er.... for a couple of days it...

She did actually. er.... for a couple of days it was all she could lick, anyways...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:45 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I know... I couldn't even withstand a simple BJ...

I know... I couldn't even withstand a simple BJ (I tried).
Shit, I couldn't even... ...get a grip on myself! :D
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:42 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Who? Me? ...

Who? Me?

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/mrmaelstrom_/609b5a98.jpg

You may be able to tell that the scratch marks on my abs are healing up nicely...
:D
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:35 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
yes, oh look, there was this big crumb left....

yes, oh look, there was this big crumb left. Well, it's about half a joint worth of hash....
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 06:32 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Actually, the "meat stick" has just recoverd from...

Actually, the "meat stick" has just recoverd from this... convalescing period...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 05:50 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Moi...

Aujourd'hui...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/mrmaelstrom_/07ff0613.jpg
Forum: Whining 04-01-2006, 05:39 AM
Replies: 328
Views: 42,917
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Lucifer: God's most beautifull and beloved angel...

Lucifer: God's most beautifull and beloved angel (up to a certain point previous to the emergency landing).

Dead Sea Scrolls: dug up between 1947 and 1956. Therefore, to imply that there has ever...
Forum: Politics 04-01-2006, 05:12 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 11,024
Posted By MrMaelstrom
"... *To make it a felony to be an undocumented...

"...
*To make it a felony to be an undocumented immigrant.
*To criminalise those who help, serve or hire for employment undocumented immigrants.
...

It is illegal In Portugal to be at any time...
Forum: General 04-01-2006, 04:51 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
dayum

Great, the moment I get hold of an internet connection, I run out of hash, and its 2pm and still a long way from saturday night... plus, all the G.net members are probably asleep...fuckfuckfucketyfuck
Forum: General 03-30-2006, 01:59 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I know not of what thou art referring too ;)

I know not of what thou art referring too ;)
Forum: General 03-30-2006, 01:48 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Funny how someone who can't be bothered to spell...

Funny how someone who can't be bothered to spell "boyfriend" out takes the time to type out (or copy/paste, but still...) a visual "fuck you" in cute lil' dots and slashes... food for thought...
Forum: General 03-19-2006, 01:28 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Dunno about the ointments, but I got herbs :D ...

Dunno about the ointments, but I got herbs :D

Actually, I gotta get me some of your superb Neutrogena cream for my hands.
Forum: General 03-19-2006, 12:52 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Alright then, you remove it tomorrow, and please...

Alright then, you remove it tomorrow, and please remove my mentioning how it happened, 'cause if she ever sees it, I'm dead for not keeping my big mouth shut.
Forum: General 03-19-2006, 12:48 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thanks lovelies. The attention whore that I am...

Thanks lovelies. The attention whore that I am will remove url in a few minutes.
I'll try and drop by as often as possible.
Thanks for being here, guys and guyettes. :)
Forum: General 03-19-2006, 12:35 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Did you guys have a nice weekend? I hope it was...

Did you guys have a nice weekend?
I hope it was as good as mine under the sheets.

Yes, people. That's how they were done.... I'm THAT good in bed (sofa, backseat, lift, airplane, etc) :D
...
Forum: Introductions 03-19-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,259
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thanks :) It's just that except for EPS's...

Thanks :)
It's just that except for EPS's grandma, swearing in english just isn't as colourfull as with portuguese, castellano or italian.
Forum: Introductions 03-19-2006, 12:14 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,259
Posted By MrMaelstrom
E nunca subestimes a quantidade inesgotável de...

E nunca subestimes a quantidade inesgotável de estupidez que pode fluir da cabeça de uma única pessoa.

Os portugueses compreendem castellano, ó coño!

Cresce e apareçe, idiota!!!
Forum: General 03-05-2006, 02:30 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 184,286
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Not back yet guys, sorry. I hope very soon me and...

Not back yet guys, sorry. I hope very soon me and my sister can work out some internet connection in our apartment.
Forum: Whining 03-05-2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 15,265
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I think the legal age for abortion should be...

I think the legal age for abortion should be extended post-birth. I know a few 20,30,40,50 and 60-year-olds that I would mind aborting myself.
Forum: General 03-05-2006, 02:25 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 184,286
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Damn, I've been spotted :D So and so, baby, so...

Damn, I've been spotted :D
So and so, baby, so and so...
Work almost 12 hours a day for 350 bucks a month, but other than some back pain, I've toughened up again, so it's not so bad.
Emotionally,...
Forum: General 03-05-2006, 02:12 PM
Replies: 1,318
Views: 184,286
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Lovely work Pit, especially the Ankh. :)

Lovely work Pit, especially the Ankh. :)
Forum: Politics 02-12-2006, 04:34 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,974
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I like the cake, vodka and Big Mac idea better.

I like the cake, vodka and Big Mac idea better.
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 01:12 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sanctus, please do not contact other members...

Sanctus, please do not contact other members without identifying yourself.

The friendliest gesture will feel like stalking to anyone, and your original intentions completely perceived in a...
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 11:25 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Nope. I don't do cucumbers either. :)

Nope. I don't do cucumbers either. :)
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 11:23 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 12,252
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I'm with Manimal. Just stitch her up, wash her...

I'm with Manimal. Just stitch her up, wash her and send her over.
At least I don't have to teach the basics.
D'you teach her any special tricks at all, like how not to gag while deep-throating and...
Forum: Whining 01-08-2006, 11:11 AM
Replies: 328
Views: 42,917
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yes, but we're not arguing the tolerance put...

Yes, but we're not arguing the tolerance put forward or denied by the Old Testament (which is a very skewd perspective on hebrew writings).

It was people who twisted the notion of going forward...
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 11:00 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 12,252
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Having lived in Australia, of course I'm crazy...

Having lived in Australia, of course I'm crazy 'bout sheep, but I don't do poultry of any kind. Live or dead, so don't push the subject. And it wasn't me who screwed all the bunnies in Australia...
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 10:57 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
It's all got to do with the setting, the scenery...

It's all got to do with the setting, the scenery the action takes place in.

I could explain further, of course, but it gets really technical, and I'm sure you wouldn't understand much of it....
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 10:47 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 317,920
Posted By MrMaelstrom
It's true. Inviting someone out, yes. Asking...

It's true. Inviting someone out, yes.

Asking someone out on a date, which basically means going out to see if you hit it off at a certai level, no there isn't and there never will be. No woman...
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 10:32 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 12,252
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Well, I heard a voice coming from the chimney...

Well, I heard a voice coming from the chimney going "hohoho", but all I got was books.
I'm still waiting for my three hoes. :D
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 10:24 AM
Replies: 2,153
Views: 317,920
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yup, the concept of dating is totally strange in...

Yup, the concept of dating is totally strange in my country and culture as well.



.
Forum: Whining 01-08-2006, 08:37 AM
Replies: 328
Views: 42,917
Posted By MrMaelstrom
If you live in a hardcore catholic country like...

If you live in a hardcore catholic country like mine, it is an insignia for St. Peter, but not something you wear. Also, the holy inquisition's witch-hunts in countries like mine wiped away...
Forum: Politics 01-08-2006, 08:15 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Nope, but I excell at fishing for compliments,...

Nope, but I excell at fishing for compliments, see? ;)
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 07:55 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sure is honey, I'm putting my shades on as I look...

Sure is honey, I'm putting my shades on as I look at you, but I'm going blind for other reasons....and there's hair growing in the palm of my hand too. ;)
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 07:48 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,863
Posted By MrMaelstrom
It is, isn't it? :D

It is, isn't it? :D
Forum: General 01-08-2006, 07:43 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
While her stalking is condonable, I'm sure it...

While her stalking is condonable, I'm sure it feels to her as perfectly justifiable when it turns out in her mind that there was transgression.

I mean, she was supposed to stay home for the sake...
Forum: Politics 01-08-2006, 07:19 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
True, the determining issue is to terrorize and...

True, the determining issue is to terrorize and coerce change in a specific target by making them think "there are no rules to this and I'm in danger at all times".



Here I disagree. I find...
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 10:37 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Bin Laden ain't the (only) answer. Now...

Bin Laden ain't the (only) answer.

Now there's Zarkawi.

There will be others.

They're more a consequence then the root to the problem.

And I'm not saying that we are the root of the...
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 10:30 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
There is reasoning and logic to the reality that...

There is reasoning and logic to the reality that makes someone want to do something about their situation.

I don't necessarily mean that there's logic to following that up by wiring up kids to...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 09:47 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Did they have terms for their "break"? Or for the...

Did they have terms for their "break"? Or for the relationship altogether?
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 09:32 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be wiped off from the...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad should be wiped off from the face of the Earth.

But let me give you something to your side you forgot to mention (that's how sweet I feel right now, don't count on this...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 07:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,863
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I think it was EPS who had a great link to a girl...

I think it was EPS who had a great link to a girl in an office, filmed by a webcam while singing (Celine Dion?) and this guy wlks by and...


Oh, lemme wait and see if EPS reads this. If she still...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 07:32 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
You're the ignorant here, E_E. I'm willing...

You're the ignorant here, E_E.

I'm willing to bet you don't even know what a "porblem" is.
Forum: Spooky News 01-07-2006, 07:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,927
Posted By MrMaelstrom
So, I'm thinking that by now you must be already...

So, I'm thinking that by now you must be already at the airport (unless you don't travel light). We ain't got the concorde no more, so the flight taking a few hours....

I'm not good at these...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 07:16 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Funny thing. I was looking back and remember that...

Funny thing. I was looking back and remember that when Wolf 1st posted pictures, we almost saw her naked. We all asked for more, butt... :D
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 07:12 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Eheheh: I lived in ol'Melbourne too, and was 17...

Eheheh: I lived in ol'Melbourne too, and was 17 at the time I lived in the Terra Australis Incognita.

Lovely poem, m'am. :)
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 06:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,863
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Skeletor!!! Thank you. I've been thinking about...

Skeletor!!! Thank you. I've been thinking about that one all day. :)
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 06:53 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Now, just where in the hell we're you between '87...

Now, just where in the hell we're you between '87 and '90 when I lived down under?
Guess you were about 8 at the time... sighs...

Damn these sheilas... just kidding :)
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 06:07 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Don't I feel like a self-righteous dickhead right...

Don't I feel like a self-righteous dickhead right now?



Nope, I don't :)
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 06:04 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yup, that's me. I don't give out compliments on...

Yup, that's me. I don't give out compliments on physical appearance just because I happen to like what someone posts. I NEED to really like what I see (even if only someone's photoshop skills) AND...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 05:51 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No guys, I didn't mean for us to use "Adult...

No guys, I didn't mean for us to use "Adult Content" warnings in posts or even threads. It could still be hazardous to us.

I meant a Adult/Mature content in a frontpage of the sort we had recently...
Forum: Whining 01-07-2006, 05:47 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 722,959
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Don't you guys hate it when you just spent a good...

Don't you guys hate it when you just spent a good portion of your time writing a post and then the fucking thing just doesn't upload for some reason, and you didn't save it?
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 03:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Case closed. Court is adjourned (yeah, I used to...

Case closed. Court is adjourned (yeah, I used to watch LA Law in the 80's as well as Dallas [erghh])
Forum: Spooky News 01-07-2006, 03:04 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,927
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I know, but I need some help trying to last...

I know, but I need some help trying to last longer than 4 hours straight. Yeah...
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 02:54 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thread edited with posters' consent. If my...

Thread edited with posters' consent.

If my editing isn't enough, let me know.

Alkilyu, I know that leaving your posts up might make you look bad due to the absence of the posts you were...
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 02:38 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Not really, I live very, very far away...

Not really, I live very, very far away (coordinates are available underneath my avatar.
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 02:03 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Waste of shower time together if you ask me,...

Waste of shower time together if you ask me, Santa. But you didn't, so.... :D
Forum: Music 01-07-2006, 02:00 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Pitseleh, my man, you're beyond ecletic. You're...

Pitseleh, my man, you're beyond ecletic. You're downright squizzo. :D
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 01:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,863
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Fuckin' helllllll!!!! That's awesome! What...

Fuckin' helllllll!!!! That's awesome!

What was the name of He-man's arch-enemy?

And in Cantonese too. Fucking WOW!
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh, nonono, Oh Vertically Unchallenged One in...

Oh, nonono, Oh Vertically Unchallenged One in Dark Attire. I find you extremely attractive (so I don't use more er...explicit terms in which to describe you).

I do loooove your eyes, hair and face...
Forum: Whining 01-07-2006, 01:40 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 722,959
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Er... or contacts? I would not advocate...

Er... or contacts?

I would not advocate amputation when addressing headaches, but if it comes to that... :)
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 01:37 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sorry if it took me a long time to acknowledge...

Sorry if it took me a long time to acknowledge what the topic title concerned.

Let us put it this way, I know you and Al will stand up and defend US/Israel and you know that I will defend the...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 10:05 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Admitedly, I laughed my arse when I first saw...

Admitedly, I laughed my arse when I first saw "Deep Throat".

Her clit's at the back of her throat? friguin hilarious.
Forum: Music 01-07-2006, 07:58 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 13,371
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sorry luv, but both you and Al are right. Your...

Sorry luv, but both you and Al are right. Your post can be interpreted both ways.

I admit that System of a Down are about the only band that falls into that Nu-metal label that I really admire for...
Forum: Music 01-07-2006, 07:47 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Georgia Satellites - "Ma' honey ma' babe, don't...

Georgia Satellites - "Ma' honey ma' babe, don't put my love upon no shelf, she said don't gimme no lies and KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF :D I loves that song
Forum: Spooky News 01-07-2006, 07:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,927
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I want that painting above my bed. It'll surely...

I want that painting above my bed. It'll surely delay orgasms. :D
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 07:35 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Well it's about time people started calling me...

Well it's about time people started calling me MISTER again!! :D

While we're on the subject of porn, although I don't want to derail what seems like an interesting thread already, I've been...
Forum: General 01-07-2006, 06:41 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 42,539
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Pavlovian reflexes kicking in, Santa? :) I...

Pavlovian reflexes kicking in, Santa? :)

I consider porn to be somewhat akin to masturbation, it's about your own sexuality and your sexuality isn't limited to your personal relationship.
...
Forum: Politics 01-07-2006, 04:52 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sorry Binks, but in my opinion, Alkilyu started...

Sorry Binks, but in my opinion, Alkilyu started this thread in order to further try to bunch up all of the palestinians into a hatemongering group.

Mind you, if it were really about Iran's...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 08:25 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Sorry. Too flimsy an arguement. That's my opinion...

Sorry. Too flimsy an arguement. That's my opinion anyway.
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 05:04 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I think this relates somewhat. I just watched...

I think this relates somewhat. I just watched someone play something called Grand Theft Auto - St. Andreas something or other.

I couldn't believe the premisse of the game. You go around killing...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 04:09 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
If you're a newbie and are reading this: Welcome...

If you're a newbie and are reading this: Welcome to Gothic.net, where friendships are forged and no punches are pulled regardless (ok, we pull back a little sometimes, like on this thread). :D
Forum: General 01-06-2006, 03:43 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
It's winter in the US, right? Manimal, you're a...

It's winter in the US, right? Manimal, you're a manly man for going minimal, man! :D

Thanks a lot EPS, we finally got to see some nipples on your posts, and they turned out to be Manimal's :D
Forum: General 01-06-2006, 02:31 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
*hums - you'll never find.... damn you're right!...

*hums - you'll never find.... damn you're right! Thanks guys (he didn't make the news here). So long, velvet voice...
Forum: General 01-06-2006, 02:15 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I remember Target and Safeway back in Oz, but...

I remember Target and Safeway back in Oz, but that's about it. And they're probably as aussie as General Motors.
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 11:58 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I believe considering the very notion obscene...

I believe considering the very notion obscene does indeed qualify it way beyond understandable. But to make it clearer: It's not understandable.

And is that what this thread is really all about?...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 11:52 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
So now you're basically telling me Bush went to...

So now you're basically telling me Bush went to war based on one person's intel?

Sure.
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 11:09 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
You mean the bullshit the current administration...

You mean the bullshit the current administration fed you regarding the reasons for the war in Iraq, that you so vigorously defended, that Bush recently admitted to be bullshit?

Repeat after me: I...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 10:46 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,255
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Besides, Dennis Leary already did that: "Why...

Besides, Dennis Leary already did that:

"Why don't we forget about Iran and Iraq and Israel and get all of the angry people in the Middle East into a single country and call it Irate?
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 10:42 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
So, Binkie, Fonda used bullshit to oppose...

So, Binkie, Fonda used bullshit to oppose Vietnam. Yes, it's condonable.
But the US administration feeding bullshit to its citizens regarding the ongoings and the going ons during the war are Ok?
...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 10:33 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
And Binkie, I believe your question is perfectly...

And Binkie, I believe your question is perfectly answered in the post just prior to yours, so don't try to put words in my mouth.
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 10:31 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh, I see. "Their struggle" means DOESN'T mean...

Oh, I see. "Their struggle" means DOESN'T mean ALL palestinians, huh?
And then the picture of the KKK.
Then Innocent people between quotation marks isn't implying there are no innocent...
Forum: Politics 01-06-2006, 10:00 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,974
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Personally, E_E, I think it's higher than Pat...

Personally, E_E, I think it's higher than Pat Robertson.
Your president advocates the teaching of Selective Evolution as an alternative to Darwin.
But the US system is designed so that the country...
Forum: Politics 01-05-2006, 01:49 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Close ain't enough (or maybe it is over there...

Close ain't enough (or maybe it is over there these days).

As for Fonda, the US should never have gone to Vietnam in the fucking first place, attrocities really WERE commited like they are now....
Forum: Politics 01-05-2006, 01:25 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No. But it means that even though I condemn...

No.

But it means that even though I condemn and do not accept a suicide bomber even when he is old enough to make his own decisions, I find the circunstances that drove him to homicidal insanity...
Forum: Politics 01-05-2006, 10:36 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,974
Posted By MrMaelstrom
So, can this thread be deleted, or does someone...

So, can this thread be deleted, or does someone want to back up or disclaim these notions.

Let me go on to say that I'm pretty sure that there's christian/conservative faction of influential...
Forum: Politics 01-05-2006, 10:13 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Neither. I do not justify. I comprehend. Just...

Neither. I do not justify. I comprehend.
Just because I understand how someone is brought to a crossroad doesn't mean I accept and consider proper the path chosen by that someone (as I mentioned...
Forum: Politics 01-05-2006, 10:08 AM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I guess I should have condoned the cartoon...

I guess I should have condoned the cartoon attempting to debate the terrotorial issue. Maybe then no one would try to pin the jew-hater badge on me (again).

And Al, in your "example", if PREJUDICE...
Forum: General 01-05-2006, 09:39 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,685
Posted By MrMaelstrom
"Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant...

"Elvis was a hero to most
but he never meant shit to me
he was a straight out racist
simple and plain
MOTHERFUCK HIM AND JOHN WAYNE..."

Public Enemy

Happy B'day, girl :)
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 04:01 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 11,879
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I mean, I remember as far back as when Aerosmith...

I mean, I remember as far back as when Aerosmith didn't yet suck for the first time around (they rehabilitated a bit with Permanent Vacation and Pump but went downhill AGAIN).

I ain't old, I'm...
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 03:56 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 11,879
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Honey, I remember Madonna's debut with Like a...

Honey, I remember Madonna's debut with Like a Virgin. I remember Queen with Freedie alive. I remember Rob Halford with hair. I remember Metallica with hair.
I remember Pink Floyd with Roger Waters....
Forum: General 01-02-2006, 03:07 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,009
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Fuck, yeah!!! Wait! That was no question. Does...

Fuck, yeah!!! Wait! That was no question. Does that mean I win or lose?
Forum: General 01-02-2006, 02:56 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Happy New Year, guys and goils ...

Happy New Year, guys and goils

http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20051229.html





.
Forum: General 01-02-2006, 02:51 PM
Replies: 1,094
Views: 98,009
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Will you be in it?

Will you be in it?
Forum: General 01-02-2006, 02:36 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
You guys know nothing about the thousand year-old...

You guys know nothing about the thousand year-old art of Kung-Futography!!!!
Forum: Music 01-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 15,704
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Why thank you, very much. We do aim to please. ...

Why thank you, very much. We do aim to please.

Just kidding here. I was never into the minimalist stuff too much. "Model" is the only song of theirs (kraftwerk) that I can withstand.

As for the...
Forum: Shill 01-02-2006, 02:30 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,020
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Innit? :D .

Innit? :D





.
Forum: Whining 01-02-2006, 02:29 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 42,917
Posted By MrMaelstrom
and the Venus hand-mirror is symbolized in the...

and the Venus hand-mirror is symbolized in the Pentacle as the circle outside the pentagram
Forum: Whining 01-02-2006, 02:27 PM
Replies: 328
Views: 42,917
Posted By MrMaelstrom
The pentagran is a 5 pointed star. The Pentacle...

The pentagran is a 5 pointed star.
The Pentacle is that star within a circle, and that alone changes it's meaning.

The inverted pentagram just means Matter Over Mind (pragmatism), as an...
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 02:23 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
What I mean is, we seem to hold here the whole of...

What I mean is, we seem to hold here the whole of the palestinian population hostage to the actions of a few, but we can't seem to be able to condone Israel for the actions of a nation while...
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 02:18 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Yes, thank you. I have already answered that...

Yes, thank you. I have already answered that question, but mine specifically said MY country/land.

Like you did, if we exclude historical back and forths on this, you would want palestinians to...
Forum: Music 01-02-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 15,704
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No dude, THAT's pure blasphemy (except for...

No dude, THAT's pure blasphemy (except for "Holiday")
Forum: Shill 01-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,020
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thread moved. Thanks for the suggestion Santarea....

Thread moved. Thanks for the suggestion Santarea. :D
Forum: General 01-02-2006, 12:26 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Er... I'm more of a good table at a nice...

Er... I'm more of a good table at a nice restaurant: reserved!

She did say she was running late, but, if she doesn't show up soon, the table will be available, just not to everyone :)


Now,...
Forum: Music 01-02-2006, 12:14 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 15,704
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Of course not. Like you said, we're talking about...

Of course not. Like you said, we're talking about GOOD german bands :D
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 15,258
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Point is, someone DID take it away, and as for...

Point is, someone DID take it away, and as for what the land is worth... how do we know what it's worth to them?

I own some land down south in the Algarve. It's been in my family for over 300...
Forum: Politics 01-02-2006, 11:43 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 13,255
Posted By MrMaelstrom
No such thing!

No such thing!
Forum: General 12-28-2005, 03:36 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Bat-girl on tombstone....how gawth can you get? ...

Bat-girl on tombstone....how gawth can you get?

Thanks, oh Vertically Blessed One In Dark Attire :D
Forum: Politics 12-28-2005, 02:42 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Ow3ed :) Thanks

Ow3ed :)

Thanks
Forum: Politics 12-28-2005, 02:40 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh, wait, let me get back on topic. From...

Oh, wait, let me get back on topic.
From Fox-news:

LITTLETON, Colo. — A Marine who was a freshman at Columbine High School (search) when two students killed 13 people there was killed in action...
Forum: Politics 12-28-2005, 02:28 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
This was about Columbine, and for a moment there,...

This was about Columbine, and for a moment there, both sides of the political spectrum here seemed to be united in repudiating a repulsive "member", but here we go again down the road of left &...
Forum: General 12-28-2005, 02:11 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Today ...

Today

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/mrmaelstrom_/c1ba56cd.jpg
Forum: General 12-28-2005, 02:07 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
crapp! Wrong thread!...

crapp! Wrong thread!...
Forum: General 12-28-2005, 02:05 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Do they have to be alive? I had no idea. ...

Do they have to be alive?

I had no idea.

I always thought women were a bit cold, but....er... ...nevermind...
Forum: Music 12-28-2005, 08:32 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thorn In My Side - Eurithmics

Thorn In My Side - Eurithmics
Forum: Music 12-28-2005, 06:58 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
All Is Full Of Love - Björk

All Is Full Of Love - Björk
Forum: Music 12-28-2005, 06:30 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Straight outta Compton - N.W.A.

Straight outta Compton - N.W.A.
Forum: Music 12-28-2005, 06:29 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Just One Fix - Ministry

Just One Fix - Ministry
Forum: Music 12-28-2005, 05:43 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,285,389
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Cash Machine - Hard-Fi excellent track......

Cash Machine - Hard-Fi

excellent track... "I'm working for a cash machine..."
Forum: Politics 12-27-2005, 07:26 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I think that it was you, perhaps, who failed to...

I think that it was you, perhaps, who failed to fully comprehend the whole content of my post (hint: look for the capital letters).
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 03:03 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I can't model. Not for another couple of years....

I can't model. Not for another couple of years. It's in the lease I signed with the devil. No fame or fortune. Very tight contract...

But anyway... what?
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 02:55 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
pardon the editing guys. I try to keep my private...

pardon the editing guys. I try to keep my private stuff....er... private...

Sadly, Manimal, I may be her man, but she is not (yet) my woman. Thus the "mistress".
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 02:26 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I like thick brows. They can look extremely sexy.

I like thick brows. They can look extremely sexy.
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 11:35 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,517
Posted By MrMaelstrom
year of the funny? WTF?

year of the funny? WTF?
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 10:22 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Only in castellano, me thinks. In french it's...

Only in castellano, me thinks. In french it's pomme, and in portuguese it's batata. Don't remember italian right now.
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 10:08 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
There are many different intonations in latin...

There are many different intonations in latin languages. And everything has gender, objects and abstractions included.

Potatoe is feminine. Pope is masculin.

Papa in portuguese both means...
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 09:40 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
They forgot to mention the secret illuminatti...

They forgot to mention the secret illuminatti nazi scientists in an underground laboratory in Las Vegas trying to wipe out humanity... how amateurish. My cult pamphlets are much better :)
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 08:59 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
So, where's the nephilim trivia, bub? :) ...

So, where's the nephilim trivia, bub? :)




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Forum: General 12-27-2005, 08:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Run, people. The nephilim have returned!!!! :D

Run, people. The nephilim have returned!!!! :D
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-27-2005, 08:43 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 956,087
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Lord of War. An excellent insight on arms...

Lord of War.

An excellent insight on arms trade and international "politiks".


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Forum: General 12-27-2005, 08:39 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
7? What do you feed the tyke? ...

7?

What do you feed the tyke?

Vertically challenged people want to know :D
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 08:38 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
"Little One"?!!! What the fuck!?? HE's HUGE! :) ...

"Little One"?!!! What the fuck!?? HE's HUGE! :)

Maybe he's little in Minnesotta, Sweden or Kenya, but anywhere else...

I mean, he could feed a clan of Papua-New-Guineans for a month :D (ducks)
Forum: Politics 12-27-2005, 08:33 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 11,879
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Bunch of fucking whiners, says I. I still...

Bunch of fucking whiners, says I.

I still remember Judas Priest on trial. Or Ozzy being given shit for "Suicide Solution" and so on...
Shouldn't headbangers have lashed out against the world?
...
Forum: Fashion 12-27-2005, 08:11 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 58,209
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Not wearing make-up. But thanks anyway.

Not wearing make-up. But thanks anyway.
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 05:51 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
And nice wardrobe, by the way (even the skirt and...

And nice wardrobe, by the way (even the skirt and top were in good taste).


Metrosexual? I'm retrosexual, which is a recent fashionable word for "straight". :D
Forum: General 12-27-2005, 05:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Just Wong Kar Wai films. But I lived for a while...

Just Wong Kar Wai films. But I lived for a while in Hou Mun (Macau).
Forum: Whining 12-27-2005, 05:31 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 6,166
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Was that Tagalo? It sure looked Phillipino to me,

Was that Tagalo? It sure looked Phillipino to me,
Forum: Politics 12-27-2005, 05:13 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Hey moron, calling you a kid was almost an excuse...

Hey moron, calling you a kid was almost an excuse for your intolerance and prejudice. If you are indeed older, the you ARE indeed a moron, for experience alone would have shown you the world not to...
Forum: General 12-26-2005, 01:06 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
If Mr. Leslie Cheung Kwok-Wing could get some...

If Mr. Leslie Cheung Kwok-Wing could get some muscle definition (not volume) there wouldn't be any loss (androginy's overrated and cross-dressing in MY book is reserved for women in men's clothes)....
Forum: General 12-26-2005, 12:37 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,364,205
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Thanks, Ben, for what seems to be a real...

Thanks, Ben, for what seems to be a real christmas tale and the proverbial silver lining in a dreary sky...
Forum: Politics 12-26-2005, 08:56 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 11,879
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Way to start. So shooting normal angsty teens...

Way to start. So shooting normal angsty teens like you is quite alright, huh?



You're right, how can the death of anyone compare to a goth's existencial crisis? Damn, you're deepm kid.


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Forum: General 12-26-2005, 07:54 AM
Replies: 245
Views: 44,070
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Girl - Dad, can I have money to go to the movies?...

Girl - Dad, can I have money to go to the movies?

Dad - Sure. If you suck my dick.

She does. Dad gives her the money. As she leaves she says:
-Dad, your dick tastes like shit.

Dad - I know....
Forum: Politics 12-26-2005, 07:21 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 20,212
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Oh, really? I guess you were confronted with such...

Oh, really? I guess you were confronted with such a situation and chose the path you considered right, didn't you?

No? What do you mean, you're not old enough to join the army, even if you wanted...
Forum: General 12-26-2005, 06:51 AM
Replies: 830
Views: 238,613
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Bitch!!!! :)

Bitch!!!! :)
Forum: Music 12-26-2005, 06:44 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 15,704
Posted By MrMaelstrom
I just thought their accent on "headhunter" more...

I just thought their accent on "headhunter" more germanic than Ze usual french aZZent. :) bad guess, I guess...
Forum: General 12-25-2005, 08:32 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,652,935
Posted By MrMaelstrom
Lovely looking kids. Funny looking too. Excellent...

Lovely looking kids. Funny looking too. Excellent expressions. Nice pic Scythan, but the photographer in me keeps wanting to photoshop the red-eye. grrrr.....fight it....grrrr
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