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Forum: Whining 07-22-2008, 06:37 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,628
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Slightly off-topic, but anyways... I worked...

Slightly off-topic, but anyways...

I worked with a nurse from Sweden and asked her if they have the Muppet Show in Sweden, which apparently they do. So I asked her what she (and her countrymen)...
Forum: Introductions 07-22-2008, 06:16 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,015
Posted By Delicate_Torture
But we'll always have Paris...

But we'll always have Paris...
Forum: Introductions 07-20-2008, 03:37 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,680
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Can someone call 911? I think that he has had a...

Can someone call 911? I think that he has had a seizure on his keyboard.



Please, go right ahead. Don't let us stop you.
Forum: Introductions 07-19-2008, 01:12 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,626
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You should definitely leave - for your own peace...

You should definitely leave - for your own peace of mind. We are all crazy here.
Forum: Whining 07-16-2008, 09:03 AM
Replies: 177
Views: 19,949
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I can't believe that you would even suggest such...

I can't believe that you would even suggest such a thing about me! Of all the people who use this board, why, oh, why are you always picking on me?! Why do you hate me?? Well... now I know how...
Forum: Whining 07-15-2008, 08:09 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 19,949
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Too late. I now hate you. Oooh... look at...

Too late. I now hate you.

Oooh... look at me being an arsehole. Mayhaps I have Aspergers Syndrome.
Forum: Fashion 07-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Ok, well now I'm just in total lust with you. ...

Ok, well now I'm just in total lust with you.

Stunning.
Forum: Fashion 07-15-2008, 11:16 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Aah. Once again I fall victim to the fact that...

Aah. Once again I fall victim to the fact that the internet has no tone of voice. Thank you for the clarification.
Forum: Fashion 07-15-2008, 09:09 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I agree with you in that there are different...

I agree with you in that there are different types of face shapes that show it off in different ways, but it just means that the liner needs to be worn slightly different. Some face shapes you don't...
Forum: Fashion 07-15-2008, 04:32 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Eyeliner always looks good on men. Always.

Eyeliner always looks good on men. Always.
Forum: General 07-13-2008, 05:44 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,163
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm also Australian. I'm from Sydney, but have...

I'm also Australian. I'm from Sydney, but have recently moved to Bathurst. I've been floating around Gnet for a couple of years, but only post occassionally. I'm a Mod on the Brisbane Goth Forum...
Forum: General 07-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Replies: 652
Views: 71,632
Posted By Delicate_Torture
...bring peace to the world..

...bring peace to the world..
Forum: Whining 07-12-2008, 06:40 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 14,283
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Sorry. It's an 'in' joke with a friend.

Sorry. It's an 'in' joke with a friend.
Forum: Whining 07-12-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 14,283
Posted By Delicate_Torture
There are a number of reasons that your piercing...

There are a number of reasons that your piercing could be bleeding...

Were you pierced with a needle or a gun? Piercings with a gun cause more trauma because they basically just force a blunt...
Forum: General 07-12-2008, 03:51 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 16,379
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I would ignore her... but my 2008 New Year's...

I would ignore her... but my 2008 New Year's Resolution was to stop being mean to people whose IQ is less than a house plant.

After all, it isn't her fault that she is suffering hypoxic brain...
Forum: Music 07-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 369
Views: 66,875
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm so in love with you right now.

I'm so in love with you right now.
Forum: Music 07-12-2008, 01:39 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 10,064
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I once had a live version of Robert Smith...

I once had a live version of Robert Smith covering Tainted Love... now that was a version of the song I could listen to for days on end.
Forum: Music 07-12-2008, 07:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,823
Posted By Delicate_Torture
By working hard, crossing the T's and dotting the...

By working hard, crossing the T's and dotting the I's.

And finding out where your spell-check function is.
Forum: Music 07-12-2008, 07:56 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 66,875
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I am an extremely passionate fan of John Denver. ...

I am an extremely passionate fan of John Denver.

Stop laughing. Fuck you all. :|
Forum: General 07-12-2008, 07:38 AM
Replies: 122
Views: 16,379
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It's slightly masturbatory, don't you think? ...

It's slightly masturbatory, don't you think?



I have a box full of them under my bed, it doesn't make me male. Although, I wasn't born with a box of them under my bed...
Forum: Whining 07-12-2008, 07:35 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,962
Posted By Delicate_Torture
But it's on the internet. It must be true.

But it's on the internet. It must be true.
Forum: General 02-26-2008, 02:21 PM
Replies: 29
Poll: Biting
Views: 2,926
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes, but not really in a good way. I get that...

Yes, but not really in a good way. I get that feeling when I'm pissed off and frustrated. I was a 'biter' as a child - it is meant to be a symptom of emotional stundedness and an inability to...
Forum: General 02-25-2008, 04:30 PM
Replies: 29
Poll: Biting
Views: 2,926
Posted By Delicate_Torture
My ex once lost a piece of foreskin to a biting...

My ex once lost a piece of foreskin to a biting incident... well, it wasn't really biting so much as ripping.

Moral of the story - don't smack someone in the head with your penis in their mouth.
Forum: Whining 02-24-2008, 02:20 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,621
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Love is a strange thing in that way.. I've been...

Love is a strange thing in that way.. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years now, and I don't love her like I used to. I still love her, though... and our relationship is still going strong, it is...
Forum: Whining 02-24-2008, 01:06 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 17,431
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-Just sits back and applauds-

-Just sits back and applauds-
Forum: Introductions 02-23-2008, 09:22 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,958
Posted By Delicate_Torture
They are the only good kind.

They are the only good kind.
Forum: Introductions 02-23-2008, 09:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,958
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-snickers-

-snickers-
Forum: Whining 02-23-2008, 09:05 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 8,061
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Do they smell kind of like banana? Because I can...

Do they smell kind of like banana? Because I can smell banana at the moment and I can't work out where it is coming from...
Forum: Introductions 02-23-2008, 08:54 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,958
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'd rather get bored than be bored.

I'd rather get bored than be bored.
Forum: Introductions 02-23-2008, 08:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,958
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Can one make a pleural of the word 'one'? It is...

Can one make a pleural of the word 'one'? It is a gender neutral, third person singular pronoun. As well as a U2 song.
Forum: Whining 02-23-2008, 07:43 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 5,621
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I have to agree with BadTeccy about the Church...

I have to agree with BadTeccy about the Church thing. I wouldn't ever have sex in a church or temple - even if I don't agree with that religion, I'm not going to disrespect people like that.
...
Forum: General 02-23-2008, 07:18 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 9,442
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Thank yee. So far I'm glad to be back.....

Thank yee. So far I'm glad to be back.. although, I've only been here for an hour so far. :P
Forum: Introductions 02-23-2008, 06:47 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,023
Posted By Delicate_Torture
There is nowhere near enough angst and depression...

There is nowhere near enough angst and depression in this thread. It is making me nauseated with perkiness.

-coughcoughchokemutter- Marilyn Manson?! Get behind me, Satan!
Forum: General 02-23-2008, 06:42 AM
Replies: 133
Views: 9,442
Posted By Delicate_Torture
NEEDS MORE LIONS!! But seriously.. I grew up...

NEEDS MORE LIONS!!

But seriously.. I grew up in a very non-spiritual household and then became a Christian as an early adult. I spent 10+ years as a very committed Christian to the extent that I...
Forum: Whining 02-23-2008, 06:13 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 4,878
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Other suggestions? Sure... how about stopping...

Other suggestions? Sure... how about stopping with the random use of fullstops in the middle of sentences?

As for why it isn't letting you post your introduction - it might be a site glitch. ...
Forum: General 07-21-2007, 10:59 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 10,511
Posted By Delicate_Torture
My family has this strange thing where we don't...

My family has this strange thing where we don't go grey as we age.. we go blonde.

I would actually find turning grey much less embarrassing.
Forum: Whining 07-17-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 18,864
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-sighs softly- Everyone says that, and yet...

-sighs softly-

Everyone says that, and yet noone is prepared to actually let me eat their spleen.

Sheesh.
Forum: General 07-14-2007, 12:00 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 10,511
Posted By Delicate_Torture
The average GNet age? A LOT younger than it...

The average GNet age?

A LOT younger than it should be.

It is wrong that there are so many people on this site who were embryos in years that I can remember what music I was listening to. And...
Forum: Whining 07-14-2007, 07:32 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 5,605
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I helped one of my patients not die last night. ...

I helped one of my patients not die last night. And I'm about to help one of the TO die if he keeps annoying me.
Forum: Whining 07-14-2007, 07:14 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 18,864
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I know.. I was teasing. Gee, you goths are so...

I know.. I was teasing. Gee, you goths are so sensitive. Are you sure thsi isn't an emo board?

Sorry, I forgot to explain that I'm Australian. That means that about 94.82% of everything I say...
Forum: Whining 07-14-2007, 07:09 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 18,864
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And actually, no. The only thing that will...

And actually, no. The only thing that will stretch a woman (aside from using OVERSIZED toys designed to stretch...I'm talking about things that are over 6 inches thick,) is multiple childbirths or...
Forum: Whining 07-14-2007, 06:56 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 18,864
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes, I'm sure that every guy on the board has...

Yes, I'm sure that every guy on the board has suffered from your exact same problem blah blah blah... now, onto the real advice.

1. LOTS of preparation. I don't mean hours worth... I mean days. ...
Forum: Music 07-11-2007, 12:20 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 6,112
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You know, up until this moment I thought that...

You know, up until this moment I thought that song was saying "I have a sexy back!"

All I could think was "Who cares?"

I think that the most annoying song to have caught in your mind would have...
Forum: Music 07-11-2007, 07:04 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 16,556
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-dances around the thread all country-like, just...

-dances around the thread all country-like, just stopping short of yelling a "YEE-HAW!"-



Whipping and branding? Ok. Now you are just flirting. :|
Forum: Music 07-11-2007, 06:32 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 16,556
Posted By Delicate_Torture
John Denver. Fuck off. All of you. :P

John Denver.

Fuck off. All of you. :P
Forum: Fashion 07-07-2007, 09:08 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,391
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You're welcome.. and good luck with it. If...

You're welcome.. and good luck with it.

If it doesn't work you should take it back to the store and explained that you have washed it as the directions stated and it isn't working.
Forum: Fashion 07-07-2007, 08:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,391
Posted By Delicate_Torture
While it is wet you twist it as though you are...

While it is wet you twist it as though you are wringing the water out of it. Keep twisting it tightly until it loops back on itself and then tie it in a knot. You might want to use some clothes...
Forum: Spooky News 07-07-2007, 08:36 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,556
Posted By Delicate_Torture
But what if you are a girl who likes girls and...

But what if you are a girl who likes girls and who likes watching boys actively liking other boys? Hmm?
Forum: General 07-04-2007, 11:41 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,389
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Are they kept in a really big room, or do I just...

Are they kept in a really big room, or do I just have a picture of some 1970's apocalyptic computer war film in my head?
Forum: Whining 07-04-2007, 09:59 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,271
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Unplug your computer and go outside to interact...

Unplug your computer and go outside to interact with real life.

Go and talk to a doctor or therapist about it.

Don't get your psychiatrict advice or diagnoses from Wikipedia.
Forum: Whining 07-04-2007, 09:56 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,570
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Ooh. Is someone giving out hugs? I'll take two,...

Ooh. Is someone giving out hugs? I'll take two, please. I'm such a cuddle-whore.
Forum: Whining 07-04-2007, 09:52 AM
Replies: 544
Views: 51,053
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I would probably have a long list of 'fuck-offs'...

I would probably have a long list of 'fuck-offs' to share here if I bothered even caring about them. The way that I see it is that you can waste emotional energy getting angry and frustrated with...
Forum: Whining 07-03-2007, 06:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,782
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Thankyou HP. You summed up what I was saying...

Thankyou HP. You summed up what I was saying very eloquently.
Forum: General 07-03-2007, 06:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,389
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And once again I am confounded by that thing that...

And once again I am confounded by that thing that you Americans call humor.

I think that there is more than just the 'u' missing.
Forum: General 07-03-2007, 05:59 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,389
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Wow, there are some grumps on this site. ...

Wow, there are some grumps on this site. Seriously, people... please realise that the internet is not going to run out of room any time soon so there is no reason to panic over the number of threads...
Forum: Whining 07-03-2007, 09:45 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,782
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I disagree with you. Even though others may...

I disagree with you.

Even though others may have been through the same crisis situation that one finds oneself in, there is nobody else who comes to that situation via the same journey, with the...
Forum: Whining 07-03-2007, 08:57 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,570
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It isn't a poem because it doesn't hold a rhythm...

It isn't a poem because it doesn't hold a rhythm or meter to it. Then again, most of the 'poetry' I read online doesn't either.

It is descriptive prose, however.
Forum: General 07-03-2007, 08:49 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,645
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I often know things. It has become quite a...

I often know things. It has become quite a running joke with my girlfriend and her family.

One of the more disturbing things that I sometimes know is that particular patients are going to die on...
Forum: Whining 07-03-2007, 08:42 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 4,570
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I actually quite like what was posted. It...

I actually quite like what was posted.

It causes me to chuckle when people complain about unnecessary thread making. I can't think of any threads here that are particularly necessary... then...
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 04:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,130
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Which is a little like saying that Goth died when...

Which is a little like saying that Goth died when Batcave closed it's doors.
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 04:18 PM
Replies: 1,047
Views: 76,371
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Because the early bird catches worms... and you...

Because the early bird catches worms... and you have had a strange rectal itch lately.

What can my country do for me? Oh, wait... that isn't it..
What can I do for my country??
Forum: Fashion 07-01-2007, 03:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,537
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Does that make it six times? ...and you said...

Does that make it six times?

...and you said that keeping the pins off the floor was the hard part.
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 01:58 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,130
Posted By Delicate_Torture
If we really really want to get technical we...

If we really really want to get technical we could point out that 'Boo-Yah' isn't in fact a word. Well, it isn't in English. I does sound like something Yiddish that my girlfriend would mutter.
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 01:55 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,463
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It seems not to be often used in modern...

It seems not to be often used in modern American-English as they tend to use indicitives in their place. We still use a lot of subjunctive mood in our speech in Australia.

I finally worked out...
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 01:31 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,130
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hello Dan, and welcome to the site. As...

Hello Dan, and welcome to the site.

As others have pointed out... we don't mind the occassional emo/punk/'normal' etc here. What we do tend to mind are people who are rude, who use Text speak,...
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 10:16 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,463
Posted By Delicate_Torture
LMFAO! Then it is truly the best joke in the...

LMFAO!

Then it is truly the best joke in the world. Humour for the masses... everyone from the bourgeoisie to the lumpenproletariat.

Marx would be so proud.

(NB: This post doesn't mean to...
Forum: General 07-01-2007, 07:39 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,463
Posted By Delicate_Torture
If the retort wasn't in the subjunctive it would...

If the retort wasn't in the subjunctive it would be agreeing with the point of the sentence, not contradicting it. You aren't devoid of humour... just of grammatical precision.

I got the joke,...
Forum: General 06-18-2007, 10:15 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 6,263
Posted By Delicate_Torture
NIPPLES! [Insert random message here to...

NIPPLES!

[Insert random message here to increase letter count to 10]
Forum: Whining 06-18-2007, 07:47 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 14,267
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-sighs contentedly- I just heart The Lady of...

-sighs contentedly-

I just heart The Lady of the Manners.
Forum: Whining 06-18-2007, 07:01 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 14,267
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It is manipulative to push people into a...

It is manipulative to push people into a situation where they feel compelled to act a particular way (or feel a particular emotion) because they have been given an ultimatum.

"Feel sorry for me or...
Forum: General 06-18-2007, 06:11 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 6,263
Posted By Delicate_Torture
~My Daddy (no, not my father. Totally different...

~My Daddy (no, not my father. Totally different thing, if you don't understand then you won't like the explaination.)

~A baby, and the legal right to have that baby with my girlfriend and I named...
Forum: Whining 06-18-2007, 06:07 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 14,267
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Oooh.. so there is meant to be weeping, ashcloth...

Oooh.. so there is meant to be weeping, ashcloth and the gnashing of teeth?

Sorry. I left my teeth in my other pants.
Forum: General 06-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Actually, if you look back at the thread you will...

Actually, if you look back at the thread you will see that you were the first one to pull spelling into the arguement as an issue.

Secondly, I did none of the things that you mention above. So,...
Forum: Whining 06-18-2007, 05:56 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 14,267
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I don't understand it when people post to tell...

I don't understand it when people post to tell others that they are leaving. I mean, I understand if it is a case of 'I will really miss you all, but certain things are going to keep me away and I...
Forum: Whining 06-16-2007, 07:02 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,406
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You can buy a gadget that plugs into your wall...

You can buy a gadget that plugs into your wall socket and emits a high pitched sound that repels insects and spiders. They really work, only you can't use them if you have certain pets like ferrets,...
Forum: General 06-16-2007, 05:37 PM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
For the record, I don't mind that Mindless...

For the record, I don't mind that Mindless corrected my spelling error.

I do mind, however, that I gave some serious advice stemming from my experience as a nurse AND my experience with mental...
Forum: Fashion 06-16-2007, 05:24 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,515
Posted By Delicate_Torture
If you know that self piercings are trouble are...

If you know that self piercings are trouble are you really such a fashion slave that you are still going to pierce yourself?

If you are then you are an idiot. And anyone who encourages this...
Forum: Politics 06-16-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 10,235
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I suppose that depends on what else you were...

I suppose that depends on what else you were doing as you read it...




And apparently some people were doing that as they read it....
Forum: Politics 06-16-2007, 09:41 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 10,235
Posted By Delicate_Torture
OK, now I'm pissed. I just spent 2 minutes...

OK, now I'm pissed.

I just spent 2 minutes reading that page. I want a refund.

How do I get my 2 minutes back?!
Forum: Whining 06-14-2007, 06:26 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,441
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Excuse my ignorance... for there is much of it,...

Excuse my ignorance... for there is much of it, but what is an U.C. patient?
Forum: General 06-14-2007, 03:41 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,542
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It is a wonderful job and I absolutely love it,...

It is a wonderful job and I absolutely love it, even of the days where I hate going into work once I get there I really enjoy myself. I constantly laugh, joke and occassionally cry with my patients...
Forum: Music 06-14-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,596
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I have had their Paradise DVD since Valentine's...

I have had their Paradise DVD since Valentine's Day this year... my girlfriend bought it for me. I will never get bored of it and have watched it every day except for the last 6 days because I have...
Forum: Spooky News 06-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,026
Posted By Delicate_Torture
As someone who actually works in palliative care...

As someone who actually works in palliative care I would like to point out that you are both over-simplifying the situation a LOT. There are so many more scenarios and factors that you haven't taken...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 06:37 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,542
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Oh, and as for me... I'm a palliative care nurse....

Oh, and as for me... I'm a palliative care nurse. That means that I work with people who a terminally ill and in the acute process of dying. I meet most of my patients when they have a couple of...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 06:33 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,542
Posted By Delicate_Torture
My Daddy is a Policeman. He used to work arson...

My Daddy is a Policeman. He used to work arson and then spent a while working fraud before being transferred back to uniform and working in an area of Sydney (Australia) called Kings Cross. It's a...
Forum: Introductions 06-13-2007, 12:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,317
Posted By Delicate_Torture
That would make an interesting funeral. "OK, and...

That would make an interesting funeral. "OK, and now a moment of silence as we fling the decaying corpse into the hole in the ground."



Interesting. I'm a straight man trapped in a lesbian's...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 12:04 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,956
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Was that snarky comment really needed? If you...

Was that snarky comment really needed? If you don't like the pictures, don't look at them and don't comment on them. Arsehat.



New Shoes! How exciting. I gasp in envy of you.
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Well, I think that all there is left for me to...

Well, I think that all there is left for me to say is... "daft twat."
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,074
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I got that. I was just making a small joke. A...

I got that. I was just making a small joke. A very small joke.
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Mea culpa.

Mea culpa.
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 10:45 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,074
Posted By Delicate_Torture
"Shat" : past tense of the verb 'to...

"Shat" : past tense of the verb 'to shit'?
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 10:41 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Point out the spelling error. And even if he...

Point out the spelling error.

And even if he is a fat bald guy with no idea, he still knows more about psychiatry than most people on this board. If you don't like him, change shrinks... but...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:57 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,074
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes, it is really William Shatner. And he...

Yes, it is really William Shatner. And he probably IS chubbier from when you saw him as a kid.
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:54 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And no, you should not go elsewhere and POST...

And no, you should not go elsewhere and POST this. Seeing as you are asking advice on whether you should be prescribed a certain medication you should SPEAK with someone who is TRAINED and who knows...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:52 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Perhaps one would like to re-read what I actually...

Perhaps one would like to re-read what I actually posted instead of ranting about something that I didn't say at all?

Just a suggestion.

You know.. before I call you a daft twat.
Forum: Music 06-13-2007, 09:48 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 7,596
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I believe that they don't call themselves 'Punk',...

I believe that they don't call themselves 'Punk', but refer to themselves as 'Punk Caberet'. It seems a slight distinction to make, however in the same way that 'Goth' music would differ from 'Goth...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:43 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 11,139
Posted By Delicate_Torture
If you have been diagnosed with a mental illness...

If you have been diagnosed with a mental illness you should be under the care of a psychiatrist.

This is a discussion that you should be having with that psychiatrist.

Not with a bunch of...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:39 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,074
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Aww. Now I feel bad. His name is actually...

Aww. Now I feel bad.

His name is actually William Shatner. He used to be Captain James Tiberius Kirk from the original series of Star Trek, and has been in a LOT of movies and films, as well as...
Forum: Whining 06-13-2007, 09:35 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,682
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm looking to do two 3 hours exams filled with...

I'm looking to do two 3 hours exams filled with essays at the end of the month for my first semester in my Bachelor Of Nursing... while one of my friends in the USA just sat for her Masters Of...
Forum: General 06-13-2007, 09:30 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,074
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Denny. Denny Crane.

Denny. Denny Crane.
Forum: Whining 06-03-2007, 07:16 AM
Replies: 176
Views: 14,635
Posted By Delicate_Torture
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother...

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Oh, the drama of being hated by a random person I will never know. How shall I ever cope?
...
Forum: Music 06-02-2007, 12:12 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,307,926
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode.

Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode.
Forum: General 06-02-2007, 10:31 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,924
Posted By Delicate_Torture
coughcoughEmoMuch?coughmumblemutter Look at...

coughcoughEmoMuch?coughmumblemutter

Look at me. (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/Kitten_Interrupted/forum%20comments/lookatme.gif)
Forum: Music 06-02-2007, 09:31 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,039
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Awww... isn't that cute. Someone answered the...

Awww... isn't that cute. Someone answered the question.
Forum: Introductions 06-02-2007, 08:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,281
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Is this Bleeding Heart the same Bleeding Heart...

Is this Bleeding Heart the same Bleeding Heart that made 3 or 4 profiles within the first day of signing up as Bleeding Heart? Because I thought that Bleeding Heart was a female Bleeding Heart and...
Forum: Music 06-02-2007, 08:20 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,039
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes MollyMac, because the 'net is running low on...

Yes MollyMac, because the 'net is running low on space... -blinkblinks-

Vyvian, when I first ran my mouse over your thread and the little preview window popped up I was horrified to see the first...
Forum: General 06-02-2007, 08:06 AM
Replies: 23
42
Views: 2,447
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You need to read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The...

You need to read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy books by Douglas Adams. The reference to 42 is from these books. I could explain it in detail, but then you would miss the pleasure of Adams...
Forum: Whining 05-27-2007, 07:32 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,085
Posted By Delicate_Torture
As someone who is a survivor of the 'R' word, I...

As someone who is a survivor of the 'R' word, I would be greatly doubtful of the truth in her claims. People who have been through that feel too powerless to throw it at someone as a weapon to hurt...
Forum: Spooky News 05-25-2007, 02:40 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,530
Posted By Delicate_Torture
No, no.. I'm not sweet and noble. I'm mean and...

No, no.. I'm not sweet and noble. I'm mean and nasty and just a little bit crazy.

Grrrrrr.

See?

(Actually, thankyou for all of your kind words... but I was only doing what I think should be...
Forum: Whining 05-25-2007, 08:41 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,783
Posted By Delicate_Torture
About 400 million Buddhists do.

About 400 million Buddhists do.
Forum: Whining 05-24-2007, 09:02 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,720
Posted By Delicate_Torture
About 7 years ago I was physically and sexually...

About 7 years ago I was physically and sexually assaulted on the way home from work. Funnily enough, this wasn't the worst day of my life.

The worst day was about two weeks later when I told my...
Forum: Spooky News 05-24-2007, 08:17 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,530
Posted By Delicate_Torture
There was a series of deaths like this in...

There was a series of deaths like this in Australia that were discovered about a year ago. They were all older people who lived in government assisted housing, and the rent checks were paid straight...
Forum: Spooky News 05-23-2007, 02:42 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,303
Posted By Delicate_Torture
The articles didn't tip you off?

The articles didn't tip you off?
Forum: Fashion 05-20-2007, 06:04 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 7,086
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Your breath smells when you don't brush, your...

Your breath smells when you don't brush, your pits smell when you don't shower, your clothes smell when you don't wash them... seeing the point here?

Just turning them and washing with soap and...
Forum: General 05-17-2007, 04:40 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,142
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-whiney voice- Awww, but Daaaaaaaaad. I don'...

-whiney voice-
Awww, but Daaaaaaaaad. I don' waaannaaaaa.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-15-2007, 06:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,178
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It's fanmade, not a real movie trailer. There...

It's fanmade, not a real movie trailer. There are also shots from Spiderman in there as well as Matrix and X-Men. The real tip-off however, would have to be the mistake in their spelling of...
Forum: General 05-15-2007, 04:48 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,142
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It is nice to see you back on the boards, HP. I...

It is nice to see you back on the boards, HP. I hope that new grandchild is well?
Forum: Introductions 05-15-2007, 01:47 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,627
Posted By Delicate_Torture
In exchange for, or on behalf of?

In exchange for, or on behalf of?
Forum: General 05-15-2007, 01:41 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,142
Posted By Delicate_Torture
They can cost thousands of dollars, and if you...

They can cost thousands of dollars, and if you are serious about getting one you would be better off with either making it yourself or hiring a carpenter to make one for you. You can't really buy...
Forum: General 05-13-2007, 07:09 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,137
Posted By Delicate_Torture
ROFLMFAO Brilliant.

ROFLMFAO

Brilliant.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2007, 05:24 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,893
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Actually, I will reply to your thread. I'll...

Actually, I will reply to your thread. I'll quote Lou Read.

"You're going to reap just what you sew."

Now you can fuck off.
Forum: Whining 05-12-2007, 05:21 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 6,893
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I was going to reply to this thread, but you are...

I was going to reply to this thread, but you are such an absolute tosser that I can't be bothered.

Fuck off.
Forum: General 05-12-2007, 05:13 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,205
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Children? ~No, but hopefully soon. Spawn? ...

Children? ~No, but hopefully soon.
Spawn? ~No, and I hope that my children don't grown into the idea of being 'spawn'.
Demons? ~Yes. They have taken the form of three cats ('Nessa, Asher and...
Forum: General 05-12-2007, 05:07 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,137
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It is so tragic that you sit at your computer,...

It is so tragic that you sit at your computer, literally with the entire world wide web at your fingertips and yet you are too lazy.. (or is it that you truly don't know how?) to research something...
Forum: Fashion 04-30-2007, 09:55 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,603
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Wash them in the blood of virgins. Failing...

Wash them in the blood of virgins.

Failing that, washing and drying them turned inside out will help, as will hanging them in the shade. There are a few 'for black clothes' detergents available...
Forum: Whining 04-30-2007, 09:50 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,982
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Taken from an earlier thread that asked almost...

Taken from an earlier thread that asked almost the same questions...

"First of all.. I am a lesbian.

If you are friends with her and feel that you can trust her, then I would ask her if the two...
Forum: Whining 04-30-2007, 09:37 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,485
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And to think I stopped posting here for a while...

And to think I stopped posting here for a while because the trolls were starting to annoy me...

How silly.
Forum: Introductions 04-06-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 11,336
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for...

Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for Your blessings![/QUOTE]
hahahahaaaa .....

r u kidd'n ....[/QUOTE]

No. I'm really am thankful to whatever Divine Force has affected your life...
Forum: Shill 04-06-2007, 12:31 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,861
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Mui - "MUI is an object oriented system to create...

Mui - "MUI is an object oriented system to create and maintain graphical user interfaces. Programmers save a great amount of work and benefit from MUI's powerful object collection, users get the...
Forum: Introductions 04-06-2007, 12:22 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 11,336
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for...

Oh, wonderful wonderful Goddess. I thank You for Your blessings!
Forum: Whining 04-06-2007, 12:02 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,676
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Although you really should ask yourself... do you...

Although you really should ask yourself... do you actually want to know the answer to this question?
Forum: Spooky News 04-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,764
Posted By Delicate_Torture
There is actually a health issue for humans...

There is actually a health issue for humans associated with it... pregnant woman shouldn't clean cat litter trays because they can inhale the parasite and it ends up transferring to the fetus and can...
Forum: Spooky News 04-03-2007, 07:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,159
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Congratulations to you and your family, Humane. ...

Congratulations to you and your family, Humane. I have a candle lit and dedicated to the Warrior facet of the Goddess for your daughter's strength and the safe delivery of your grandson-I hope that...
Forum: General 03-31-2007, 04:05 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 12,486
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Personally, I love the idiots who yell something...

Personally, I love the idiots who yell something like "LOOK AT THE FAT GOTH DYKE!!" as I'm walking past them on the street. I usually stop and politely ask them...

"I'm curious as to what tipped...
Forum: Whining 03-30-2007, 12:53 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,414
Posted By Delicate_Torture
LMFAO! You are a legend, Lucretia!

LMFAO!

You are a legend, Lucretia!
Forum: Whining 03-30-2007, 12:51 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Come to Sydney.. my girlfriend and I will set you...

Come to Sydney.. my girlfriend and I will set you up with some of our lovely dyke friends!
Forum: Music 03-29-2007, 09:35 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,652
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I saw them in Sydney about a month ago and it was...

I saw them in Sydney about a month ago and it was a fabulous show.

Well worth investing in their music.
Forum: Whining 03-29-2007, 09:32 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,414
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Give me a fucking break. You say that you're...

Give me a fucking break.

You say that you're known for your darkness? Does that darkness include getting online to bitch and complain everytime something doesn't go right for you? You aren't...
Forum: Fashion 03-28-2007, 04:17 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,692
Posted By Delicate_Torture
My girlfriend's sisters live in Phily.. so...

My girlfriend's sisters live in Phily.. so whenever we go to the US we end up spending a little time there. Next time we go I'll buy you a juice... although, you might be over-age by the time we...
Forum: General 03-28-2007, 04:14 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 12,486
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I come across a LOT of arseholes at work. You...

I come across a LOT of arseholes at work. You would be shocked at how many people are really nasty and rude to their nurses. I usually deal with them by being ultra polite, but there are times when...
Forum: General 03-28-2007, 04:06 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,448
Posted By Delicate_Torture
One of mine takes the form of an animal (a...

One of mine takes the form of an animal (a ferret, who used to appear as a panther, but things have changed a lot over the last few years for me) and the other a mythical creature (a dragon...oh how...
Forum: Fashion 03-28-2007, 04:01 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,692
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-bes loved- Where do you live, Ophelia? Me...

-bes loved-

Where do you live, Ophelia? Me thinks that one day I am going to have to take you out for a drink.
Forum: Fashion 03-28-2007, 08:58 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,692
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm a total Dresden Dolls whore and am constantly...

I'm a total Dresden Dolls whore and am constantly tempted to have my brows totally waxed off so that I can paint them in like Amanda does, they look so pretty... and then I remember that I can't use...
Forum: Whining 03-28-2007, 08:51 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Nuns are allowed to masturbate but not listen to...

Nuns are allowed to masturbate but not listen to pop music? What strange nuns do you have where you live?


My worst date would have to be the one that finished with me not being able to sit...
Forum: Whining 03-28-2007, 08:42 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hang on.. your step-dad walked in on you while...

Hang on.. your step-dad walked in on you while you were having sex, or your step-dad walked in while he was having sex?

Because I know which one I would find more embarrassing...
Forum: General 03-28-2007, 08:38 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 7,891
Posted By Delicate_Torture
How very uninsightful of me. This is a goth...

How very uninsightful of me.

This is a goth forum.

Of course there is drama.

Please excuse my previous post. The only excuse I have for my lack of forethought is that it is 1.30am here.
Forum: General 03-28-2007, 08:36 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 7,891
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'll never understand why people make threads to...

I'll never understand why people make threads to say 'fuck you all, bye.'

I can understand if someone is leaving a forum that they enjoyed and had friends within, that they may take time to create...
Forum: General 03-28-2007, 08:30 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,448
Posted By Delicate_Torture
A spirit guide is something very seperate to the...

A spirit guide is something very seperate to the world of furries, it is like asking a goth how to cast a spell... chances are the goth you are speaking to might be a wiccan/druid/magician etc, but...
Forum: Whining 03-24-2007, 06:24 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,504
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm curious as to whether you are gay or not,...

I'm curious as to whether you are gay or not, Vako? As well as how old you are and if you are gay, when it was that you discovered that? I hope that you don't mind sharing?
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 05:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,419
Posted By Delicate_Torture
...and not in the good way.

...and not in the good way.
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 03:11 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,163
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Have you tried turning off your computer and...

Have you tried turning off your computer and going to talk to people?

Your grammar isn't that bad, I am confused how it is that you spelled 'interests' correctly, and yet spelled 'with' wrong on...
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 03:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,419
Posted By Delicate_Torture
DHD, I hope that things work out for you. I know...

DHD, I hope that things work out for you. I know how it can be with mental health issues... I was diagnosed with an illness in my early 20's and have been coping with it for about 10 years now, with...
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 11:32 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Fuck you, Chimerical. You spoilt the rhythm of...

Fuck you, Chimerical. You spoilt the rhythm of my joke.

Useless twat.
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 09:01 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's...

Hang on. That wasn't me. That was Grey's Anatomy. I always get those two mixed up.
Forum: Whining 03-23-2007, 09:00 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 14,063
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I picked up a guy in a bar once, and took him...

I picked up a guy in a bar once, and took him home. We slept together, and then the next morning said our goodbyes. However, when I turned up at my new job that day I discovered that he was one of...
Forum: Fashion 03-23-2007, 02:23 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,271
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes, it is. And thank you very much.

Yes, it is. And thank you very much.
Forum: General 03-23-2007, 02:20 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,251
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Cartoon Shmartoon. The Disney version of WTP is...

Cartoon Shmartoon. The Disney version of WTP is like listening to Britney Spears sing NIN. To really appreciate the stories you have to read them, or better yet have someone read them to you. ...
Forum: Fashion 03-22-2007, 11:43 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,271
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Always listen to the wisdom of ferrets.

Always listen to the wisdom of ferrets.
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 09:17 PM
Replies: 258
Views: 23,206
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I lamented at highschool, many many years ago,...

I lamented at highschool, many many years ago, about my lack of friends. I knew that people thought that I was strange, viewed me with antipathy and that nobody wanted to speak with me.

Until I...
Forum: General 03-21-2007, 07:13 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,613
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Delicate Torture gave me 'Delicate Torture' ...

Delicate Torture gave me 'Delicate Torture'

Now, that is just wrong.
Forum: General 03-21-2007, 06:23 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,613
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Why so angry? Possibly hormones, more likely a...

Why so angry? Possibly hormones, more likely a lack of caffeine mixed with a new kitten that won't stop peeing on my bed.

Why the previous smart arse answer? I enjoy a little bit of literacy...
Forum: General 03-21-2007, 06:07 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,613
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And if we don't like the post we just go back to...

And if we don't like the post we just go back to thinking that you're a twat?
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 05:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,146
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You like that life sucks?

You like that life sucks?
Forum: General 03-21-2007, 05:27 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 18,983
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I have a box of sharp things. I collect my scabs...

I have a box of sharp things. I collect my scabs in a jar and am up to my second jar now. Peas are not allowed to touch anything else. I am scared of cutlery that has black plastic handles. I...
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,146
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Life is always going to suck. It is the Anima of...

Life is always going to suck. It is the Anima of the Black Jellybean.
Forum: Fashion 03-21-2007, 05:09 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,271
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I used to shave my head. I had hair down past my...

I used to shave my head. I had hair down past my waist and one unbelieveably hot and humid day here I just tied it in a ponytail, cut it off, hacked at the rest of it with scissors and then shaved...
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 04:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,170
Posted By Delicate_Torture
My sister was a junkie, but she finally cleaned...

My sister was a junkie, but she finally cleaned up after falling in love with someone who is zero tolerance on any sort of drug use. I sincerely hope that your sister finds what she needs to get her...
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 04:53 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,146
Posted By Delicate_Torture
-coughcoughahem- So.. I'm waiting for...

-coughcoughahem-



So.. I'm waiting for the 'not in an angsty way' part of your thread?
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 11:20 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,240
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Women have a relatively short urethra (the tube...

Women have a relatively short urethra (the tube that carries urine from the bladder to the outside of the body) compared to men and therefore often get urinary tract infections easier and more often....
Forum: Fashion 03-21-2007, 06:39 AM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,161
Posted By Delicate_Torture
As I stated before, whenever this thread pops up...

As I stated before, whenever this thread pops up in the New Threads section of the board I happen to be naked. However, about 20 minutes ago I was wearing an ankle length black skirt made of crushed...
Forum: Whining 03-21-2007, 04:16 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 4,537
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I'm more interested in why your response to being...

I'm more interested in why your response to being picked on by a different forum was to come here and annoy us with it?

Actually, no. I'm really not that interested after all.

Please go away...
Forum: Whining 03-20-2007, 12:53 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,008
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It's cheating if the person is having a...

It's cheating if the person is having a relationship with anyone else at all that is taking priority over your relationship. Whether it is a male or female, whether there is sex or just talking.
...
Forum: Whining 03-20-2007, 12:50 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,008
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Actually, Tracey (my girlfriend) and I have a...

Actually, Tracey (my girlfriend) and I have a friend who we would both gladly invite into our relationship as a third. He is a wonderful, gentle and thoughtful person who we both love dearly. The...
Forum: Spooky News 03-19-2007, 07:16 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,944
Posted By Delicate_Torture
We have a nurse where I work who also does some...

We have a nurse where I work who also does some short haul flights as an attendant. Apparently people die on planes relatively often (she says about 1 a year on the airline she works for...) and they...
Forum: Whining 03-18-2007, 10:51 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,240
Posted By Delicate_Torture
This is true.. but seeing as these people were in...

This is true.. but seeing as these people were in the shower one would hope that there was soap being applied to genitals and that they were at least clean.

Ophelia, you are a very intelligent and...
Forum: Fashion 03-18-2007, 10:35 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,206
Posted By Delicate_Torture
No. She isn't into the more hardcore types of...

No. She isn't into the more hardcore types of bondage. We do some simple shibari rope work, though. I did some Dominatrix work while I was at University and I had a client who was very into...
Forum: Fashion 03-18-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,206
Posted By Delicate_Torture
The idea of the ballet boots and ballet heels is...

The idea of the ballet boots and ballet heels is based on what is called pridicament bondage. You are meant to bind someone with their hands above their head and a spreader bar between their ankles...
Forum: Fashion 03-17-2007, 11:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,895
Posted By Delicate_Torture
And you might notice that we gave the same advice...

And you might notice that we gave the same advice in the end.
Forum: Fashion 03-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,895
Posted By Delicate_Torture
If you are ever worried about a piercing that you...

If you are ever worried about a piercing that you have had done, you should go and see your piercer. Look at the variations in advice you have just gotten from people online - people who can not see...
Forum: Whining 03-17-2007, 01:54 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,008
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Maggot, I think it is great that you are working...

Maggot, I think it is great that you are working through what happened with your girlfriend. It shows a real maturity and dedication to your relationship on your part. People make mistakes...
Forum: Whining 03-16-2007, 03:14 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,240
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Unless you have a urinary tract infection, urine...

Unless you have a urinary tract infection, urine is sterile. This means that standing in someone else's urine isn't going to be a bad thing. It is actually a good idea when you are using a communal...
Forum: Whining 03-16-2007, 03:10 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,008
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Well, well. Isn't karma a wonderous thing. ...

Well, well. Isn't karma a wonderous thing.

Twat.
Forum: Whining 03-14-2007, 06:36 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,812
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I missed the 'a new' part of the thread title. I...

I missed the 'a new' part of the thread title. I must say that this was not what I was expecting...
Forum: Fashion 03-14-2007, 04:10 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,275
Posted By Delicate_Torture
...and the problem is...?

...and the problem is...?
Forum: Shill 03-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,462
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Meh. They just look like Bratz Dolls with a...

Meh.

They just look like Bratz Dolls with a make over.
Forum: General 03-14-2007, 12:19 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,234
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You often have a new tilt on the way that you...

You often have a new tilt on the way that you view a topic that really gets me thinking.

Oh... and you are a legend because you have a DDolls quote as your signature.
Forum: General 03-14-2007, 07:44 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,234
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Christmas Day, 1986 in fact. You worry...

Christmas Day, 1986 in fact.



You worry about what people think of you a lot more than you should.
Forum: General 03-13-2007, 10:49 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,234
Posted By Delicate_Torture
You were born the same day that I got my first...

You were born the same day that I got my first Depeche Mode album!
Forum: Fashion 03-08-2007, 03:02 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 9,119
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I wear boots almost all of the time, often with...

I wear boots almost all of the time, often with skirts but usually with pants... and I hope and pray that the day someone sees me with my pants tucked into my boots they push me into moving traffic....
Forum: General 03-08-2007, 09:39 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,070
Posted By Delicate_Torture
From the wonder that is eBay. I'm at work at the...

From the wonder that is eBay. I'm at work at the moment so I can't pull up the eBay site, but when I get home I'll look and tell you what the seller's name was. They are an auction house and have...
Forum: General 03-08-2007, 09:36 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,070
Posted By Delicate_Torture
It started out because the first person I nursed...

It started out because the first person I nursed who died (I work in palliative care, which means that all of my patients are in the process of dying...) didn't have any family or anyone with her. I...
Forum: Whining 03-07-2007, 05:58 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 13,205
Posted By Delicate_Torture
First for a disclaimer... I'm a lesbian, and when...

First for a disclaimer... I'm a lesbian, and when I'm not 'functionally lesbionic' as a friend once put it, it is for very specific Dominance/submission play which implies a certain type of male,...
Forum: General 03-07-2007, 03:28 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,070
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I have a collection of dead people's hair. It...

I have a collection of dead people's hair. It started with the first person I nursed when they died... I just got this feeling that there should be a physical reminder with me about how I touched...
Forum: Introductions 03-06-2007, 07:34 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,089
Posted By Delicate_Torture
I think I'd forgive the lack of capitalisation on...

I think I'd forgive the lack of capitalisation on account of the Ray Bradbury mention. Nice choice.
Forum: Whining 03-06-2007, 05:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,168
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hmm. So you are complaining that an elderly...

Hmm. So you are complaining that an elderly couple that you don't know doing something that would bring themselves a few laughs is detrimental to society with one breath and yet you admit that you...
Forum: Introductions 03-06-2007, 05:35 PM
Replies: 7
Hi
Views: 1,472
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hi there. I'm curious as to why the choice of a...

Hi there. I'm curious as to why the choice of a minor in Anatomy?
Forum: Introductions 03-06-2007, 05:32 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,527
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Hi there, and welcome to the Boards. A...

Hi there, and welcome to the Boards.

A caretaker for your parents? That must be exhausting at times. Do you have a support network? What other things do you like to do with your time? Or is...
Forum: Whining 03-05-2007, 07:17 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,833
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Ha. I found it more disturbing that she's a...

Ha. I found it more disturbing that she's a woman. Someone give her a hysterectomy, she doesn't deserve a uterus! And for gods sake, do it before she breeds.




Nope. I live in Sydney. I...
Forum: Whining 03-05-2007, 07:04 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,833
Posted By Delicate_Torture
Yes, the whole line is... "Oh! Was I speaking...

Yes, the whole line is... "Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out. In a previous life I was a Roman Emperor."

I'd like to blame my Australian sense of...
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