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Forum: Introductions 07-26-2020, 11:12 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,155
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well I'm really good at talking to myself so if...

Well I'm really good at talking to myself so if all else fails, there is that. Oh, and to clarify, IDM is short for "intelligent dance music", and it's sort of a controversial term because 99% of the...
Forum: Introductions 07-26-2020, 09:30 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,155
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Haha, I guess you caught me. I don't know how to...

Haha, I guess you caught me. I don't know how to look that information up and I was just going by memory lol. I definitely seem to remember being on here all the time, though. Maybe I was more of a...
Forum: Introductions 07-26-2020, 12:25 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,155
Posted By KissMeDeadly
8 years later I find myself here again

I totally forgot about this forum. I had to reset my password but I'm here! It says my last login was in 2012. Time flies, I spent a couple years posting here daily, I wonder if any of my people from...
Forum: Politics 06-28-2012, 03:47 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Oh, you've been on my profile? Then you'll also...

Oh, you've been on my profile? Then you'll also notice that I haven't really been online very much lately. This thread, and the one I started recently about Jared Polis should be the only threads...
Forum: Politics 06-28-2012, 12:33 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://www.amandamock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/...

http://www.amandamock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/serious-business-police.jpg
Forum: Politics 06-28-2012, 12:27 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Maybe it's because I decide to come back to this...

Maybe it's because I decide to come back to this fail ass thread and find you've made two huge ass posts outlining everything that offends you, like I should be sorry about it.

That's probably why...
Forum: Politics 06-28-2012, 12:08 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Oh yes, I sat in a corner and sobbed for days....

Oh yes, I sat in a corner and sobbed for days. All I could think was "People said mean things to me on the INTERNET and then tried to PROVE ME WRONG

Woe is me. My entire life was shattered in just...
Forum: Politics 06-27-2012, 11:40 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://makeitlulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/b...

http://makeitlulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/butthurt.jpg
Forum: Politics 06-25-2012, 02:46 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,897
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So I'm really liking this Jared Polis fella...

For your consideration:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4pCHmR1GK0&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr2pQbV5Js0&feature=relmfu
...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 02:55 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The only time I was ever actually offended was...

The only time I was ever actually offended was when somebody thought I was a sockpuppet for deadman.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 02:54 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I thought everybody knew that already? ...

I thought everybody knew that already?

Seriously, three years, guys. You're only figuring this out now?
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 02:46 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Not really. What's going to happen now?

Not really. What's going to happen now?
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yeah, I probably should have. Oh well. Is it...

Yeah, I probably should have. Oh well.

Is it bad though that I'm kinda proud that two people have my quote as a signature now? I've always wanted that kind of recognition here. Feels good, man.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:56 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Whatever, man. I'm done with this thread either...

Whatever, man. I'm done with this thread either way.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:52 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I tried to go back and delete that post, but...

I tried to go back and delete that post, but apparently it's too late.

Here's the thing, we've completely lost track of the original argument, and now all we're doing is picking apart each little...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:40 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My whole point was that taxes isn't that big of a...

My whole point was that taxes isn't that big of a deal.

I've also admitted, several times actually, that I could never handle war and that I don't know what it's like out there.

You talk about...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:11 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
No. Fuck you for doing what you are trying to do....

No. Fuck you for doing what you are trying to do.

I mentioned the tax dollars thing as a small aside, while 'thanking' Versus, and now you're trying to make it out like I've been bitching about it...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:02 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hey man, relax. I think you might be about to...

Hey man, relax. I think you might be about to have a heart attack.

I never once claimed to be a victim. You did. All I said is that I don't have to shower you with praise and glory because of your...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
No, and I never said it did. I did say that...

No, and I never said it did. I did say that because he went to war does not give him the excuse to be a dick to me, and that he can't just end all of his arguments with "I've been to war so I'm...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 09:11 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Fixed that for ya, buddy.

Fixed that for ya, buddy.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 08:46 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
What do you want me to say, Versus? Thank...

What do you want me to say, Versus?

Thank you so much for joining the military to support yourself, and then fighting a war I don't support while spending my tax money to support you. Thank you so...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 07:59 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://www.joncouture.com/Wamblnce.jpg

http://www.joncouture.com/Wamblnce.jpg
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 07:58 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I'm in Tennessee, it's 18 for rifles and...

I'm in Tennessee, it's 18 for rifles and shotguns, 21 for pistols.

How are other peoples lives in danger from a 20 gauge break action and a .22 revolver in a gun safe in my bedroom? I don't have...
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 04:42 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Really? Cause it looks like he thought about it...

Really? Cause it looks like he thought about it for a while, considering he asked Deadman for advice.

Sorry if it offends you, Saya, but when a man with a gun tells me I don't have a right to own...
Forum: Fashion 06-14-2012, 04:37 AM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,313
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Some boxer briefs that are a kind of...I guess...

Some boxer briefs that are a kind of...I guess aqua color? I don't know, they're pretty ugly. I bought a box of bulk boxer briefs like a year ago. Also a black Hanes t-shirt from wal-mart. It's got...
Forum: Spooky News 06-14-2012, 04:33 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 7,182
Posted By KissMeDeadly
.... So guys, what kinda toppings do you...

....

So guys, what kinda toppings do you like on your salads?

I usually just go with your classic bacon bits/sharp cheddar/garlic croutons.

Good stuff.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 04:25 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hey, now. I've never supported this war. I have a...

Hey, now. I've never supported this war. I have a lot of respect for veterans, because I recognize they have gone through some shit that I would not at all be able to handle, but when somebody tells...
Forum: General 06-14-2012, 04:19 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,340
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Is this 'cause I called you a retard in another...

Is this 'cause I called you a retard in another thread?

Don't let it get to you, man. It's just the way of the interwebz.

But no, on a personal level, I don't have a 'problem' with you.
Forum: Politics 06-14-2012, 04:09 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
These mostly sound like reasons to not be allowed...

These mostly sound like reasons to not be allowed to own a gun.

You still didn't explain why you think it's ok for you to own a gun, but not for anybody else, other than you're a special snowflake...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2012, 06:11 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I hope so.

I hope so.
Forum: Politics 06-13-2012, 05:12 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So you carry this gun in your civilian life? As...

So you carry this gun in your civilian life? As in at home, when not in a country where you're getting shot at?

If that's the case, are you saying that only military people should have the right...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2012, 04:05 PM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I can respect that. The only reason I asked is...

I can respect that. The only reason I asked is because you were getting a gun for concealed carry. When you're on active duty, why do you need to conceal your weapon?

And when you're out, and back...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Not really. It may surprise you to find that I...

Not really. It may surprise you to find that I forget you exist until I check on gnet for the day.

Also the fact that you were arguing with me about gun control in another thread made me kinda...
Forum: Politics 06-13-2012, 05:44 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I thought we could already do that. Huh. That's...

I thought we could already do that. Huh. That's pretty cool, I guess.

Versus you concealed carry a gun regularly? I thought you were all against that kinda thing?
Forum: Spooky News 06-11-2012, 11:35 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I live how Versus kind of gave up. Not speaking...

I live how Versus kind of gave up. Not speaking for deadman, but I'll go ahead and again say that I have never show a living being, and I, really hope I never have to. I go want to have that ability...
Forum: Politics 06-11-2012, 12:14 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 90,934
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Anybody notice that the amount of spree shooters...

Anybody notice that the amount of spree shooters vs the amount of semi-retarded trailer trash with guns is enough to warrant keeping those gun free zones?

Most spree shooters don't just attack a...
Forum: Spooky News 06-10-2012, 08:49 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Agreed. Prohibition has never, and will never...

Agreed. Prohibition has never, and will never work. Versus, you seem to have the (fucking retarded) idea that because we have lax gun laws, that that is the sole reason that gun crime is huge. Do you...
Forum: General 06-10-2012, 01:41 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,697
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The article mentioned Brian Yuzna. Another good...

The article mentioned Brian Yuzna. Another good (if not extremely campy) movie he did was Necronomicon. In it, there is a scene where a guy is getting a blowjob from his dead wife, and tentacles come...
Forum: Spooky News 06-10-2012, 01:27 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Versus's lack of response clearly indicates (s)he...

Versus's lack of response clearly indicates (s)he is at the local gun store buying all the guns.

All the guns
Forum: Spooky News 06-10-2012, 07:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,509
Posted By KissMeDeadly
It's the classy kind of cannibalism

It's the classy kind of cannibalism
Forum: Music 06-09-2012, 03:53 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,398
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I didn't really care for Grinderman. I feel like...

I didn't really care for Grinderman. I feel like his best work was in The Bad Seeds.

Now that I think of it, I listen to 'Red Right Hand' and 'Stagger Lee' almost every day. For years.

huh.
Forum: Spooky News 06-08-2012, 05:26 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You act like I'm calling for every citizen to be...

You act like I'm calling for every citizen to be outfitted with machineguns and nuclear warheads. I'm not. I'm saying that people should have the right to own a gun if they want one. There are more...
Forum: Whining 06-08-2012, 05:05 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Last summer I dropped 60 pounds. Felt great about...

Last summer I dropped 60 pounds. Felt great about myself, walked around knowing that I am the pure embodiment of sex itself. Through the winter though, it seems I've gained back about 50 of that. So...
Forum: Spooky News 06-08-2012, 02:20 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So let me get this straight, I'm the one who...

So let me get this straight, I'm the one who needs to do research, and you're the one who can't argue a "regurgitation of the same crap that you can find in any debate about gun laws"? The reason...
Forum: Spooky News 06-08-2012, 01:35 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Do you have an argument against that? Or are you...

Do you have an argument against that? Or are you done?
Forum: Spooky News 06-08-2012, 01:18 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Nothing can stop people from murdering. I hate...

Nothing can stop people from murdering. I hate it, but it seems to be our nature

The fact that guns exist is the problem. People are going to get a hold of them no matter what, for instance the...
Forum: Spooky News 06-08-2012, 12:35 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 14,208
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So, normally I see the point of gun control, but,...

So, normally I see the point of gun control, but, devil's advocate, here, if any of the families in the homes he broke into had a gun and somebody who knew how to use it, the rampage could have ended...
Forum: Shill 12-12-2011, 12:32 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 3,227
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Welp. I made a blog.

Yep. Nothing special at the moment, just a little something I wrote in a few minutes so it wouldn't just be a blank page. I'll be using it to review movies, games, etc, as well as deciphering the...
Forum: General 12-11-2011, 12:55 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,006,986
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yeah, I thought of a which too. Adowabul! ...

Yeah, I thought of a which too. Adowabul!

Also, suck it losers who have yet to lick the TARDIS:
...
Forum: Whining 12-05-2011, 02:09 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 10,426
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Ah, the kid is in highschool. It sucks, and I...

Ah, the kid is in highschool. It sucks, and I said/thought/felt/ things that were contradictory in nature. I was too obsessed with angsty music, hormones, and excessive, unending horniness to really...
Forum: Whining 12-01-2011, 09:34 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,793
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Wow somebody is actually (kinda) defending me? ...

Wow somebody is actually (kinda) defending me?

Am I a cool kid on gnet now?

Graus, you're awesome. And thanks for complimenting my eyes in the picture post. You are the sex.
Forum: General 11-24-2011, 09:01 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,006,986
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You know what? I came back to this thread just to...

You know what? I came back to this thread just to thank you for complimenting me

But now I don't think I will >:p
Forum: General 11-24-2011, 07:45 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,006,986
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Mmmhmm. Hope she doesn't mind that Imma save them.

Mmmhmm. Hope she doesn't mind that Imma save them.
Forum: General 11-24-2011, 06:43 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,006,986
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313...

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313545_2308567919281_1401835054_32234138_1479711808_n.jpg

Here's me, yall. Just bein' gawf like usual XDXDXDXDXDdesudesulawl.
Forum: Whining 11-23-2011, 07:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,479
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My Life with an Addict

I'm seeing a trend here, in my posts, Gnet

And while I know I'm not the most memorable poster (Look at my postcount vs how long I've been here), I still apologize for this.

Yes, this is another...
Forum: General 11-21-2011, 12:36 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,573
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yeah I use firefox and chrome respectively, it...

Yeah I use firefox and chrome respectively, it actually started doing it again, and I called (again.) The second lady was way more helpful. My modem and my router had fallen out of sync. Quick reset...
Forum: General 11-20-2011, 06:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,573
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Attention: Google chrome, firefox, and macos is not safe!!

Or at least that's what Charter Tech Support told me when I called them because every time I tried to load a page, the connection was interrupted.

Whatever it was, it fixed itself, because...
Forum: Politics 11-13-2011, 02:21 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,264
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Can I just pop in with a little note about...

Can I just pop in with a little note about something that irks me about the general flow of the argument here?

It seems like everyone is assuming soldiers are treated like complete jack shit.
...
Forum: General 11-13-2011, 12:00 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 456,133
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Brownies, assuming they are the ultra-dense...

Brownies, assuming they are the ultra-dense brownies that are so packed with fudge (snicker) that they weigh a pound each.

Sexual harassment by Quentin Tarintino or a romantic evening with with...
Forum: General 11-11-2011, 07:50 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,972
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Delicious hand-rolled 'cigarette'...mmmm....

Delicious hand-rolled 'cigarette'...mmmm....
Forum: General 11-11-2011, 04:22 PM
Replies: 22
Pi
Views: 3,489
Posted By KissMeDeadly
This makes me hope that somebody somewhere will...

This makes me hope that somebody somewhere will build a super-computer to just run pi and churn out epic novels the likes of which the world has never seen.

Complete works of fiction created by...
Forum: Whining 11-10-2011, 01:51 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,793
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Going bald...

I'm twenty years old, I shouldn't be dealing with this shit yet.

Yeah, most of the men in my family are bald but...you know, they're mostly 50+

Though my friends all have been denying it,...
Forum: General 11-09-2011, 06:54 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,732
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Why don't YOU empty YOUR inbox, Renatus?

Why don't YOU empty YOUR inbox, Renatus?
Forum: Music 11-09-2011, 02:35 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,686
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/come-...

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/come-11.jpg
Forum: Music 11-09-2011, 02:28 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,686
Posted By KissMeDeadly
This nigga think I'm backin' down? What a fuckin'...

This nigga think I'm backin' down? What a fuckin' clown. I'm as dope as any nigga on the street, and the bitches know I can rock a beat. Little bitch come dissin' Witchcraft, callin' me a fag, what...
Forum: Music 11-09-2011, 02:19 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,686
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Oh, yes yes of course. Here's one of my...

Oh, yes yes of course.

Here's one of my favorites - however, keep in mind I thought for a while before posting it. I love all three albums they've put out (I think it's just three, that is)
...
Forum: Music 11-09-2011, 01:55 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,686
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Witchcraft

Is there any other band that can top them? Because I don't think so. I would liken the feeling of listening to them to having your soul ripped out of your body, injected with a far too lethal dose of...
Forum: Fashion 10-20-2011, 09:20 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,293
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My hair is almost awesome again!

So my hair used to be down to my shoulder blades. I loved it. I loved it so freaking much. But life happened, and my head ended up more or less shaved. I shaved it for a job that I didn't even keep....
Forum: General 10-03-2011, 03:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,654
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You wouldn't believe it but I got a decent Gomez...

You wouldn't believe it but I got a decent Gomez Addams costume at wal-mart. I couldn't find a blazer with big enough white stripes, so I went on a limb and bought the pre-made one from there. Turned...
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 07:23 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 7,616
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Naunet, my man. If you don't want to read Graus's...

Naunet, my man. If you don't want to read Graus's posts just don't read them, we are a group of vicious borderline troll assholes. What were you expecting?

EDIT: You can even put Graus on ignore...
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 02:07 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,495
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Holy Balls Guys Check Out My New Signature!

That's right assholes. I've been a member here since 2009 and only just now realized goddamn I need a signature!

So get ready for this. Let me break it down for y'all right quick.

I picked this...
Forum: Spooky News 09-28-2011, 01:38 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,297
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Solution: Use berries and shit to make your own...

Solution: Use berries and shit to make your own makeup.
Forum: Spooky News 09-26-2011, 08:18 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,297
Posted By KissMeDeadly
For realz. I'm all kinds of animal lover over...

For realz. I'm all kinds of animal lover over here. I'm one of the types who consider all forms of life more or less equally important.

However.

A a small number of animals for the benefit of...
Forum: General 09-18-2011, 09:49 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,654
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The Halloween Thread

*****THIS THREAD IS FOR ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN******

I don't know about anybody else, but when the leaves start to change, all I can think of is my favorite day of the year.

So in honor of this...
Forum: Music 09-18-2011, 10:51 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 66,882
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Ungothiest? Steeler's Wheel. You know....

Ungothiest? Steeler's Wheel.

You know. "Stuck in the middle with you"
Forum: Literature 09-16-2011, 06:23 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,868
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Woah woah woah, now, slow your roll. Ok,...

Woah woah woah, now, slow your roll.

Ok, relax...and...breath!

1...2...3...

BREATH 1...2...3....

Alright then. Nobody ever said Shakespear wasn't good, they just said that he's overrated,...
Forum: Whining 09-10-2011, 01:36 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,116
Posted By KissMeDeadly
o.o Uh. Yeah. That's uh...that's about...

o.o

Uh. Yeah. That's uh...that's about right.

Thanks for the advice, by the way, and I'm directing that at everyone. I'm going to check out those communication links, hopefully they'll help me...
Forum: Whining 09-09-2011, 09:06 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,116
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Ok, here's what I know about her anorexia thing: ...

Ok, here's what I know about her anorexia thing:

It started out when I first became aquainted with her in Highschool back in ancient times. Like I said, it was pretty extreme. She always looked...
Forum: Whining 09-08-2011, 06:10 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,116
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, it's not like she'll only eat a single...

Well, it's not like she'll only eat a single hot-pocket every day, but sometimes she'll eat something that small and nothing else.

Most of the time she grazes, an egg in the morning, maybe a can...
Forum: Whining 09-08-2011, 05:31 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,116
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I am not a tiny woman.

I am a big, hairy man-bear. You knew that when you met me, and you know it now.

Yes, you are my fiance and I love you with every bit of my being, but you need to stop degrading me for eating more...
Forum: Whining 09-04-2011, 09:05 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Why didn't you just make something else?

Why didn't you just make something else?
Forum: Whining 09-04-2011, 02:27 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So now I and my fiance have scabies. ...

So now I and my fiance have scabies.

Awesome.

I have no idea who had it first or how we got it, but we do
Forum: Music 09-04-2011, 10:08 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 14,133
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Wink I'd tell you about my favorite bands, but you...

I'd tell you about my favorite bands, but you probably haven't heard of them anyway....
Forum: Fashion 09-03-2011, 01:14 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,651
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I can make no promises, ma'am.

I can make no promises, ma'am.
Forum: Fashion 09-02-2011, 05:01 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,651
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Red face Yeah, usually when I go on strange Chinese...

Yeah, usually when I go on strange Chinese websites my computer dies forever.
Forum: Fashion 09-01-2011, 10:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,651
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I need new clothes

I haven't bought anything new in..oh...about two years.

None of my clothes fit right because I've put on weight after loosing a shitload of weight, which was the last time I bought any new...
Forum: Whining 09-01-2011, 09:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,084
Posted By KissMeDeadly
WARNING: Diss 'punk' and you will listen to Justin Bieber

So I made the folly of, in my drunken haze, posting on facebook about my dissatisfaction with punk music. I even went so far as to claim that punk music is dead and has no message anymore (The only...
Forum: Music 08-30-2011, 07:13 PM
Replies: 858
Views: 159,429
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The theme for Super Mario World. I've been...

The theme for Super Mario World. I've been playing it all day
Forum: Introductions 08-30-2011, 07:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,181
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So...you like 'alternative music' huh? ...

So...you like 'alternative music' huh?

....whew boy. I wish Duckman were around. This guy would give him the hugest boner ever.
Forum: Introductions 08-30-2011, 02:08 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,077
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Ignore him. He's new too. We get new members...

Ignore him. He's new too.

We get new members fairly regularly, however most of tehm post like, 4 times and then never come back again.

Anyway, welcome aboard. You should fill out the sticky...
Forum: Whining 08-29-2011, 08:50 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,985
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Goddamnit Kontan Fuck off

Goddamnit Kontan

Fuck off
Forum: Whining 08-28-2011, 11:12 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well here in Elizabethton, TN, it was about 65-70...

Well here in Elizabethton, TN, it was about 65-70 degrees so it was really kinda nice, however I chose to wear stacked black boots that I just bought so it was my feet that were hurting the most.
Forum: Whining 08-28-2011, 12:10 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
God I'm hungry. I've been living off of basically...

God I'm hungry. I've been living off of basically freezy-pops and rice

Also some dude who knows my roomate (I've known my roommate sense 8th grade) somehow showed up at the door at 12:30-1:00 AM...
Forum: Commentary 08-27-2011, 11:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,172
Posted By KissMeDeadly
It would be nice if she didn't just use like, the...

It would be nice if she didn't just use like, the exact same background/colors/fabric for every single piece.
Forum: Literature 08-24-2011, 07:47 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 772,307
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I just obtained a very large chunk of H.P....

I just obtained a very large chunk of H.P. Lovecraft's non-horror writings. It's interesting to learn about him from his own pen.
Forum: Whining 08-21-2011, 04:22 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,263
Posted By KissMeDeadly
How about I just start posting about the two...

How about I just start posting about the two party system in general?
Forum: Literature 08-20-2011, 10:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,049
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I'm looking mostly for (constructive) criticism,...

I'm looking mostly for (constructive) criticism, plus I wanted to a thread to show my work. The next part should be up either later tonight or tomorrow.

See I have this problem where I'll write...
Forum: Whining 08-20-2011, 12:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,263
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So I made this post...

About the Fright Night banners. Now it's deleted and the Fright Night banners are gone.

I AM A GOD!!!
Forum: Literature 08-14-2011, 01:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,049
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Very rough draft of part 1 of a very lovecraft tale.

It was the fall of 1929 when I and a team of my colleagues, were lead by the late Dr. Hans Gruber into the deep jungles of the strange isles of Papau New Guinea. It was in that wet, dark abyss that...
Forum: Introductions 08-14-2011, 01:04 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 7,937
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Oh I do so love the feisty ones. Delicious.

Oh I do so love the feisty ones. Delicious.
Forum: Whining 08-08-2011, 12:13 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,930
Posted By KissMeDeadly
It bothers me that I'm a Southern gentlemen who...

It bothers me that I'm a Southern gentlemen who enjoys firearms.

If Deadman wasn't such an asshole we'd be pretty good friends.

Then again I guess that goes for everybody I don't like.
...
Forum: Politics 08-01-2011, 09:23 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,686
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The 'debt ceiling'

Alright, I'm going to go ahead and say I do not fully grasp what is happening with the whole thing.

As I understand it, we are at the point that we can no longer borrow any more money. We can...
Forum: General 07-16-2011, 01:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,370
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Thanks, but I don't plan to be. I'm going to at...

Thanks, but I don't plan to be. I'm going to at least try to have a day job if I can actually get one (Small town, almost no jobs, no money to relocate) to supplement my internet ventures until it...
Forum: General 07-15-2011, 05:07 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,370
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Diversify, diversify, diversify. I'm...

Diversify, diversify, diversify.

I'm thinking of selling a variety of products, with a different website for each different customer-base. This, of course, would only be if one website were to...
Forum: General 07-15-2011, 12:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,370
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You guys are the smartest people I know and that's sad.

So I've come to ask you all a question:

If I were to switch my current college goals to a business/computer science emphasis, how retarded would it be to try to start an internet retail business?...
Forum: Literature 07-14-2011, 12:22 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 5,025
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Good poem. Good poem. Gonna use it in a love...

Good poem. Good poem.

Gonna use it in a love note to my girlfriend if that's cool
Forum: Literature 07-08-2011, 11:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,098
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, the final product wasn't exactly what I...

Well, the final product wasn't exactly what I wanted, but I made a good score. I did get counted off because I used anecdotal research, but other than that I was fine.

JCC, I did use several...
Forum: Literature 07-04-2011, 08:16 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,098
Posted By KissMeDeadly
That's a good point, however if I prove this...

That's a good point, however if I prove this account is mine I should be fine. Plus this isn't much of what the essay will look like when I turn it in it would be difficult to find

EDIT: I should...
Forum: Literature 07-04-2011, 07:59 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 5,098
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Need help with an essay on vampires in modern culture

...or more specifically, why they are popular. Obviously I can't say "'cause twilight hurr", because that's saying vampires are popular because they're popular.

Anyway, here's what I have so far....
Forum: General 07-03-2011, 01:54 PM
Replies: 286
Views: 86,383
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, I don't have any weights, and don't have...

Well, I don't have any weights, and don't have the money to spend on some, so I went out in the woods and found me a huge fuckin' rock. Now I lift the rock, and I put it down, and then I LIFT IT SOME...
Forum: Whining 05-05-2011, 08:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,544
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well I got a call today from the police...

Well I got a call today from the police department to follow up with my report.

The lady asked if I wanted to press charges since he admitted to attacking me.

I thought for a while, and I said...
Forum: Whining 05-04-2011, 10:28 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,544
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well I spoke with the police today. Talked to...

Well I spoke with the police today. Talked to them around 3:00 PM. They said they would go and talk to him to get his side of the story. Haven't heard anything else yet.

Also Jonathan I care for...
Forum: Whining 05-04-2011, 12:36 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,544
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I really think it's more of a dominance thing. I...

I really think it's more of a dominance thing. I was the younger cousin he would always pick on, call stupid, beat up, rough house, etc. etc. from when we are kids. I have a GED and he's got some...
Forum: Whining 05-03-2011, 05:22 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,544
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I got the shit beat out of me for arguing on Facebook.

Well, it was less arguing, and more telling my Marine cousin and his wife they are wrong.

They posted something to the effect of "Obama is the anti-christ and is starting a New World Order"...
Forum: Spooky News 04-11-2011, 12:16 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,995
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yeah I know it's hokey, but the Jerusalem video...

Yeah I know it's hokey, but the Jerusalem video was creepy. I looked it up and found a bunch of other vids with the same light.
Forum: Spooky News 04-11-2011, 07:35 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,995
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Mainstream media coverage of UFO sightings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PRVP4EQAo&feature=channel_video_title

It's a big twelve minutes of ufo/strange things in the skies covered by mainstream media. Some of it is old, but there were a...
Forum: Music 03-31-2011, 02:48 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 15,709
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I have reliable sources that say you aren't Jesus.

I have reliable sources that say you aren't Jesus.
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2011, 02:43 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,020
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Please don't suck. Please.

Please don't suck.

Please.
Forum: Politics 03-26-2011, 09:28 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,490
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So use cheddar. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

So use cheddar.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Forum: Politics 03-26-2011, 07:24 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,490
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Why would you do that though? Mushrooms are the...

Why would you do that though? Mushrooms are the best part of the pizza!
Forum: Politics 03-26-2011, 06:58 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,490
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My thoughts exactly.

My thoughts exactly.
Forum: Politics 03-26-2011, 06:30 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,490
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I put my toppings under the cheese. Mmm. Peperoni...

I put my toppings under the cheese. Mmm. Peperoni kept nice and warm by a cheesey blanket. Also Greg's Pizza puts their shit under and it's my favorite pizza joint.
Forum: Whining 03-24-2011, 01:03 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,305
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Tassilo is a very poor troll. Seriously. I...

Tassilo is a very poor troll.

Seriously. I think you can do better, man. Let me give you some pointers.

Just cursing a lot and insulting people doesn't work anymore, man. You've got to be more...
Forum: Music 03-23-2011, 10:15 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,817
Posted By KissMeDeadly
"I like hardcore music like Avenged Sevenfold." ...

"I like hardcore music like Avenged Sevenfold."

When people mix up genres i.e.: "Nah, I don't like Gorrilaz I'm not in to rap" or "My Chemical Romance is my favorite heavy metal band"

When no...
Forum: Fashion 03-21-2011, 08:18 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,143
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I'm voting for somebody who isn't you. ...

I'm voting for somebody who isn't you.

Because I'm a dick.
Forum: Literature 03-21-2011, 04:41 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,931
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I was expecting a poem about your morning toilet...

I was expecting a poem about your morning toilet time.

I demand a poop poem.
Forum: Fashion 03-21-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well the one I have isn't a utilikilt, it's...

Well the one I have isn't a utilikilt, it's longer, goes past my feet so I have to pull them up like granny pants until I get some new needles for the sewing machine.

I've got some nice boots with...
Forum: Fashion 03-21-2011, 11:19 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, now that I have it...I don't know what kind...

Well, now that I have it...I don't know what kind of shirt to wear with it.

Also, later I may upload a picture of me wearing them.
Forum: Fashion 03-20-2011, 10:02 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, I also wear makeup. Often. Wooo!...

Well, I also wear makeup. Often.

Wooo! Androgyny!
Forum: Fashion 03-20-2011, 08:49 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Does this mean when it's delivered, we can meet...

Does this mean when it's delivered, we can meet for some sweaty, skirt-induced sex frenzy?
Forum: Fashion 03-20-2011, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 285,638
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I had a puffy black button up sweater that I...

I had a puffy black button up sweater that I hated the arms but the chest fit right.

So I cut the arms off, hemmed up the seems, and now I have a sweater vest. This is not the accomplishment.

I...
Forum: Fashion 03-20-2011, 05:16 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,892
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Man Skirts

I just ordered one. What do you guys think of them?
Forum: Whining 03-20-2011, 02:05 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 6,113
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yo, AC Pineapples suck. Get an orange. ...

Yo, AC

Pineapples suck.

Get an orange.

Loser.

*Flicks on sunglasses*
Forum: Whining 03-17-2011, 07:11 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,940
Posted By KissMeDeadly
First, I was at Burger King getting a tasty...

First, I was at Burger King getting a tasty veggie burger 'cause I wanted one and didn't want to spend like six bucks getting one at the coffee house, and I didn't want to go buy one from the store...
Forum: Music 03-15-2011, 10:12 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,791
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Rammstein The first 4 Black Sabbath albums ...

Rammstein
The first 4 Black Sabbath albums
Dimmu Borgir - In Sorte Diaboli
Bauhaus


These are my most common, I also slip in some cypress hill from time to time, for the novelty of it mostly.
Forum: Whining 03-13-2011, 09:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,940
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Nope. I live in a small southern town. I think in...

Nope. I live in a small southern town. I think in the past four years we've had like, two murders. The worst thing we get is meth distribution.

Maybe it's because it's the difference between...
Forum: Politics 03-13-2011, 09:35 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,918
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Ned is the worst troll ever. Nobody is that...

Ned is the worst troll ever. Nobody is that stupid.

Personally, I think he's Duckman's retarded alter ego.
Forum: Whining 03-13-2011, 09:28 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,940
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I've worked at Burger King, McDonalds, and Long...

I've worked at Burger King, McDonalds, and Long John Silvers. At both Burger King and Long John Silvers, there was always a bottle kept hidden somewhere for obnoxious customers. It could have been in...
Forum: Whining 03-13-2011, 05:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,940
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Fuck Burger King

Let me just say, I'm not the kind of guy to get upset when somebody gets my order wrong at fast food places, in fact, half the time, I'll just say fuck it and enjoy what it is that I got. I'm just...
Forum: General 03-13-2011, 12:21 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 8,795
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Man, Gnet, you so crazy I just don't know...

Man, Gnet, you so crazy

I just don't know who to trust anymore.

Oh god, maybe I'm a sock puppet and I don't even know it

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
Forum: Politics 03-13-2011, 07:29 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,482
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Not exactly relevent, but I didn't until now know...

Not exactly relevent, but I didn't until now know who this Joe Horn guy was so I went and found his 9/11 call

It was so very satisfying to hear him screaming "NO!" when the cops were arresting...
Forum: General 03-12-2011, 06:07 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 6,463
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Aha, but, in my case, I'm poor. I'm not going to...

Aha, but, in my case, I'm poor. I'm not going to spend money on it either way. I don't see how listening to a song is stealing, sure, I'd be helping everybody out, but in the end their not getting...
Forum: General 03-12-2011, 05:50 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 6,463
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The way I see it, if it hurts somebody without...

The way I see it, if it hurts somebody without need (like self defense or something) it's wrong, all other things are pretty much shades of grey.

And don't give me that "society created right and...
Forum: General 03-12-2011, 05:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 6,463
Posted By KissMeDeadly
It depends on why you do nice things instead of...

It depends on why you do nice things instead of acting on your malicious thoughts.

If you do it for fear of retribution or punishment, you're probably not the best person

However, if you do it...
Forum: Politics 03-12-2011, 04:57 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,567
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Nobody cares.

Nobody cares.
Forum: General 03-11-2011, 07:33 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 10,458
Posted By KissMeDeadly
http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uplo...

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.jpg

You're all pussies.

VIVA LA REVOLCION! GNET WILL NEVER FALL
Forum: Fashion 03-09-2011, 07:37 AM
Replies: 268
Views: 52,704
Posted By KissMeDeadly
If you don't blame them, why do you beat them? ...

If you don't blame them, why do you beat them?

Oh wait. You don't,
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2011, 01:04 PM
Replies: 191
Views: 33,287
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I rest my case. Dildos idiot dildo poopyface!

I rest my case. Dildos idiot dildo poopyface!
Forum: Politics 03-04-2011, 06:43 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,398
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Clearly ALL Muslims think the same thing. Don't...

Clearly ALL Muslims think the same thing. Don't you brainwashed sheep know that they share a collective hive mind?

Not only that, but it's the unproven, completely anecdotal evidence from clearly...
Forum: Whining 03-04-2011, 06:40 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My place is messy as fuck and I don't want to...

My place is messy as fuck and I don't want to clean it.

The tips of my fingers and my feet are cold, and I don't like gloves and all my socks are dirty.

For some reason I woke up and thought,...
Forum: Introductions 03-04-2011, 06:36 AM
Replies: 191
Views: 33,287
Posted By KissMeDeadly
How about we end this and just say everybody...

How about we end this and just say everybody except me is dildos and an idiot.

All agreed then?

All agreed.

Good.
Forum: Whining 03-03-2011, 12:23 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 7,073
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hahaha. Oh, you and your shenanigans. ...

Hahaha.

Oh, you and your shenanigans.

It's like calling somebody a douche and being offended when they call you something worse.
Forum: Whining 03-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 9,473
Posted By KissMeDeadly
This thread sucks.

This thread sucks.
Forum: General 02-28-2011, 04:35 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 20,793
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hey ducky, I'll totally show you my man boobs if...

Hey ducky, I'll totally show you my man boobs if you show me your man boobs
Forum: Whining 02-26-2011, 09:50 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,451
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Shut the fuck up.

Let me say this first: I am a hypocrite.

Now that that's settled, on with the bitching!

If I hear the words, "I don't care" in regards to the current state of the nation, or, to a greater...
Forum: Spooky News 02-25-2011, 04:51 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,997
Posted By KissMeDeadly
After reading the second article, I retract my...

After reading the second article, I retract my previous statement. From what I understood, this is how it went down

Girl invites guy to skinny dip
Girl makes out with guy while naked
Guy engages...
Forum: Spooky News 02-25-2011, 05:07 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 7,997
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, I might be cruicified for this, but... ...

Well, I might be cruicified for this, but...

Honestly, You invite a guy to go into the woods and skinny dip with you.

You make out with him. You and him are (presumably) naked, I may be wrong...
Forum: Politics 02-23-2011, 09:00 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,223
Posted By KissMeDeadly
2008..ish? maybe 2009? I also have no idea...

2008..ish? maybe 2009?

I also have no idea what you mean by "trail name". I google'd it. Nothin'.
Forum: Fashion 02-23-2011, 08:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 5,079
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Damn it. I'm an Orthodox Christian. I...

Damn it.

I'm an Orthodox Christian.

I do not give the slightest percent of a fuck what religion or faith anybody else has.

I do not give the slightest percent of a fuck if anybody else knows...
Forum: General 02-23-2011, 02:07 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 20,611
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Sounds good, sounds good, but I should add I...

Sounds good, sounds good, but I should add I don't force myself to eat only two meals a day...I just don't get hungry for 4-5 hours after I wake up, and then I don't usually get hungry till around...
Forum: General 02-23-2011, 06:11 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 20,611
Posted By KissMeDeadly
It's not often that I eat breakfast, even though...

It's not often that I eat breakfast, even though I know I should. I normally have some kind of sandwich type deal for lunch (either turkey or ham), if it's ham mustard, if it's turkey mayo, on whole...
Forum: General 02-23-2011, 03:40 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 20,611
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I should also add that weight has been steady for...

I should also add that weight has been steady for almost a year now, maybe I'm on the brink of weight loss.

Fuck yeah. Salad for breakfast this morning.
Forum: General 02-23-2011, 02:56 AM
Replies: 175
Views: 20,611
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, that's the thing. I suppose I'm not exactly...

Well, that's the thing. I suppose I'm not exactly "morbidly obese", I weigh around 230-240, last I checked. I eat...ok. I admit to drinking way more soda than I need to, and I do walk at least semi...
Forum: Politics 02-22-2011, 06:22 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,223
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Once, the entire trail. It was pretty awesome. Me...

Once, the entire trail. It was pretty awesome. Me and some buddys had quite the adventure. Oregon Trail style. With less oregon and bobcats.

I regularly walk on the small section that goes through...
Forum: Politics 02-22-2011, 04:02 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,223
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hey Desp, I noticed you're connected with the...

Hey Desp, I noticed you're connected with the Appalachian trail. I have walked that trail...at least a dozen times. Do you reside in Tennessee?
Forum: General 02-22-2011, 03:59 PM
Replies: 175
Views: 20,611
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hey guys I'm a fatty fat fat fat. How do I...

Hey guys

I'm a fatty fat fat fat. How do I skinny?
Forum: Politics 02-22-2011, 03:00 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,223
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So you went to university? How surprising. ...

So you went to university?

How surprising.

However, I'm going to need more proof before I whip out the ole' castratin' knife.
Forum: Fashion 02-22-2011, 12:01 AM
Replies: 268
Views: 52,704
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Yeah, I have. Not that I really care. Mostly...

Yeah, I have. Not that I really care.

Mostly by super macho wannabe badasses that drive Civics. Who the fuck cares anyway?

The whole 'Goth' scene is pretty much dead anyway(ironic, huh?) so not...
Forum: Fashion 02-21-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 5,928
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Just do it dude, you can always bleach it out and...

Just do it dude, you can always bleach it out and dye it back if you don't like it.

Seriously, revlon black hair color is less than 4 dollars at my wal-mart. It comes with gloves and everything.
Forum: Fashion 02-21-2011, 11:54 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 200,866
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So far all I have is my eyebrow pierced ...

So far all I have is my eyebrow pierced

planning on getting a Geneco logo tattoo'd on my shoulder.
Forum: Politics 02-21-2011, 02:22 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,223
Posted By KissMeDeadly
If you can prove this to me, Sternn, I will cut...

If you can prove this to me, Sternn, I will cut my balls off, wear them as ear-rings, and post the pictures here.

I'm fucking serious.
Forum: Whining 02-13-2011, 01:13 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
My girlfriend, who has been sober for almost a...

My girlfriend, who has been sober for almost a year, relapsed last night, the first time in like, two months we were apart. I do not know how to react to this. Is it because we were apart, or because...
Forum: Politics 02-12-2011, 09:56 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 14,195
Posted By KissMeDeadly
YOu know I get that my reply added nothing to the...

YOu know I get that my reply added nothing to the argument, simply because I"m saying it's a pointless argument to get in. I'm not denying that white people have privilege and I'm not denying that...
Forum: Politics 02-12-2011, 06:40 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 14,195
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You clearly didn't understand my point at all

You clearly didn't understand my point at all
Forum: Politics 02-12-2011, 04:02 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 14,195
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The whole race thing in general is stupid. It's...

The whole race thing in general is stupid. It's time to stop punishing white people (even though we do deserve it) as well as all the ignorance and retard-strong hatred for all other races (as well...
Forum: Music 02-11-2011, 11:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,624
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Hm. You know, I've been a big Acid Bath/Dax Riggs...

Hm. You know, I've been a big Acid Bath/Dax Riggs fan for a while, never thought they could really be considered Doom, but, then again, I have like, musical downes syndrome or something.
Forum: General 02-11-2011, 02:48 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,411
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Nyuck nyuck nyuck

Nyuck nyuck nyuck
Forum: Music 02-11-2011, 12:17 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,624
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Doom music of doomy doom and death. Doom.

So I've recently come to find that I very much enjoy the heavy, toned down goodness that is Doom, and to a small part Stoner Doom. I've been listening to early Black Sabbath, Witchcraft, and Electric...
Forum: Whining 02-11-2011, 12:15 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,426
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I think I have a problem

I only have half a cigarette left!


............and my hemroids are acting up
Forum: General 02-11-2011, 12:13 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 13,401
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Really? Nobody even made fun of my brilliantly...

Really? Nobody even made fun of my brilliantly witty post?

I'd like to speak with management about this.

Also I'd like that rimjob now.
Forum: General 02-10-2011, 03:08 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 13,401
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Well, to put it simply, they are heathens. ...

Well, to put it simply, they are heathens.

Let me explain.

As Goths, we believe in the One True God The Cure, and his only begotten son Bob Smith, who, in his great misery and mercifulness, did...
Forum: Spooky News 02-02-2011, 10:20 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,513
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Am I the only one who thought "wow, I can't wait...

Am I the only one who thought "wow, I can't wait for this to be a sex toy"

Spray on skin condom anybody? Or maybe they could make vagina molds. Spray, wait, wank, dispose and repeat.
Forum: Whining 09-28-2010, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So, a budding relationship is formed. Two people...

So, a budding relationship is formed. Two people who very much enjoy each other's company. Then, a night of awkward drunken bloody sex, and suddenly she's not as responsive and seems to be backing...
Forum: General 08-14-2010, 02:00 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,768
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Fuck yeah independance

So a month or two ago I made a big step. I got my very first apartment. I'd like to say I'm a big boy and live all by myself but a month without internet or cable and vary little food I decided to...
Forum: Politics 07-07-2010, 05:41 PM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Fuckin' peanut butter is dangerous. Do you know...

Fuckin' peanut butter is dangerous. Do you know about 100 people per year die of peanut allergies?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-05-2010, 07:28 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,081
Posted By KissMeDeadly
The Doctor is IN

So, pretty simple. 4th, 9th, 10th, or 11th for best Doctor. Personally, I'll go with nine, just for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYoLG_iP9Ec
Forum: Politics 07-05-2010, 11:25 AM
Replies: 997
Views: 147,045
Posted By KissMeDeadly
That's what I'm saying. I hate how the loud,...

That's what I'm saying. I hate how the loud, batshit insane minority fucks everything over for the rest of us, the silent majority. I would speak out but I honestly don't have much better reasoning...
Forum: Music 07-03-2010, 09:30 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,111
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I'm going to side with the clowns here. I used to...

I'm going to side with the clowns here. I used to listen to them when I was around 16, so I've got nostalgia going there.

Just to be clear though, I never called myself a juggalo.
Forum: Introductions 07-03-2010, 03:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,797
Posted By KissMeDeadly
A history teacher, eh? College professor, high...

A history teacher, eh? College professor, high school teacher, what?
Forum: Whining 06-28-2010, 01:18 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I have to admit, it seems like the last few days...

I have to admit, it seems like the last few days the new arrivals have been less than...desirable. Not just in poor arguments, but spelling, grammar, the works. It is a bit irritating.
Forum: Whining 06-26-2010, 09:31 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,390,158
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I kept hearing good things about this 'straight...

I kept hearing good things about this 'straight talk' plan. $45 for the card, and it gives you unlimited calls, texts, and web access for thirty days. No contracts, nothing to worry about.

Soo I...
Forum: General 06-25-2010, 09:48 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 14,011
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Wait,*the* Voltaire!?

Wait,*the* Voltaire!?
Forum: General 06-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 14,011
Posted By KissMeDeadly
That would be me.

That would be me.
Forum: General 06-23-2010, 05:11 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 8,540
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Steampunk is new *at* Hottopic,...

Steampunk is new *at* Hottopic, http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Apparel/Tops/Lip-Service-Steam-Machine-Vest-881488.jsp
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-22-2010, 05:16 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,714
Posted By KissMeDeadly
You pretty much got it. That is almost exactly...

You pretty much got it. That is almost exactly what's happening in the circle, and Randy is the guy they tried to replace Eric with.
Forum: Whining 06-20-2010, 05:18 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,445
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So aside from this obvious troll post, what is...

So aside from this obvious troll post, what is gnet's actual father's day plans?

I for one actually am a bastard child so I never had to deal with it.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-19-2010, 11:10 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 962,138
Posted By KissMeDeadly
I could watch Serenity five times in a day and...

I could watch Serenity five times in a day and not get bored. Same with Firefly.
Forum: Spooky News 06-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,301
Posted By KissMeDeadly
Oh god, these kids think beer pong is a real...

Oh god, these kids think beer pong is a real sport. They can't even call it beer pong because they play with water. Lame.
Forum: Literature 06-14-2010, 09:07 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,060
Posted By KissMeDeadly
So I just got this great idea to write a song...

So I just got this great idea to write a song about Bela Lugosi being dead, what do you guys think?
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