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Forum: Literature 07-10-2012, 11:49 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm not really sure how your character is going...

I'm not really sure how your character is going to end up yet. You'll have to post more to help me out with that.
Forum: Literature 07-10-2012, 11:47 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, that's pretty much it. There's so much more...

Yeah, that's pretty much it. There's so much more more to all of us than our online personas... I mean, there's more to Saya than feminism, more to Cuckoo than socialism, more to MC than porn, more...
Forum: Literature 07-08-2012, 02:42 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
You're kidding me... I just used up my...

You're kidding me... I just used up my earnestness quota for the YEAR on that post. I had real fucking guilts and everything.
Forum: Literature 07-08-2012, 09:16 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
The dumb thing is I actually took out like 3 more...

The dumb thing is I actually took out like 3 more shrugs after realizing how much I overuse them. It's a weird-ass bad writing habit... shrug addiction. Pound never wrote an essay on how to avoid...
Forum: Literature 07-07-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
DISSOLVY VISUALS AS SHOT PANS OVER A CHAPEL AT...

DISSOLVY VISUALS AS SHOT PANS OVER A CHAPEL AT THE EDGE OF A HOT, DUSTY VILLAGE IN MEXICO. DESERT CAN BE SEEN BEHIND THE SMALL STRUCTURE, THE ROOF OF WHICH IS ADORNED WITH A LARGE STONE CROSS.

CUT...
Forum: Politics 07-06-2012, 04:24 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,633
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Learning the concept of privilege changed the way...

Learning the concept of privilege changed the way I look at... pretty much everything. I used to take little interest in politics, deciding that my thing was art "instead". It's only recently that...
Forum: Whining 07-06-2012, 04:21 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
"War on poverty" sounds too awesome. Let's call...

"War on poverty" sounds too awesome. Let's call this shit wht it is - war on the poor.

/pedant
Forum: Literature 07-06-2012, 04:20 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
The life-changing thing (I edited)? Sure I do....

The life-changing thing (I edited)? Sure I do. I'm highly sensitive to these things. Seriously, dude - sap. Sapsapsap.
Forum: Literature 07-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Good to hear, 'cause I already got you covered...

Good to hear, 'cause I already got you covered there. Y'all already know how much I love a good sap-off - and in that spirit, a certain jaded demon hunter is about to meet a certain archangel. Which,...
Forum: Literature 07-05-2012, 04:52 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
NOOOOO!! Damn, that was SO NOT supposed to be how...

NOOOOO!! Damn, that was SO NOT supposed to be how they came off. :(

1: There will be no pro-religious element here, covert or otherwise.
2: These guys aren't fallen, and...
3: ... Ashley is...
Forum: Literature 06-29-2012, 01:17 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Been catching up - have an idea of where this is...

Been catching up - have an idea of where this is gonna go. Shit's about to get Manichean.

These characters are old hat and don't act this way anymore. There's a reason.


Fade into the NY night...
Forum: General 06-29-2012, 01:04 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nah, it's not that. It's just that we've been...

Nah, it's not that. It's just that we've been friends a long time, so I thought it might be nice if what she's charmingly decided shall be our "first actual bone-night" wasn't just like any other...
Forum: Literature 06-29-2012, 12:49 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
MC: [slapping his cheek cheerily] Welp, you...

MC: [slapping his cheek cheerily] Welp, you better sober your shit up, ‘cause there’s more where that came from. Okay - so the prophecy we told you over the phone talks about “the last living Prophet...
Forum: Literature 06-29-2012, 12:49 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Cut back to the flat where Sol, Miss C & Versus...

Cut back to the flat where Sol, Miss C & Versus are sitting around the table, inebriated but not yet sloppy. The bottle sits empty between them and Miss C is opening another.

VERSUS: It’s great to...
Forum: Literature 06-29-2012, 11:13 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Ah, sweet conflict. Can you point me at the...

Ah, sweet conflict.

Can you point me at the highlights, threadwise? I've been in & out for a while. Deadman is already cast, and I forgot about Deviant, but I'm assuming you're referring to...
Forum: General 06-28-2012, 08:04 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm going on my first date in five years or...

I'm going on my first date in five years or thereabouts tomorrow night. We haven't decided what we're doing yet - is ice-skating still a good date or is that like a cheesy manic pixie dream-girl date...
Forum: Whining 06-28-2012, 07:52 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Hope yr mom gets well soon, dude. Meantime, Miss...

Hope yr mom gets well soon, dude. Meantime, Miss C is right - when things are this crappy for her, those phone calls probably mean more than you think they do.
Forum: Literature 06-28-2012, 07:46 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Wait, are you talking about that time you guys...

Wait, are you talking about that time you guys almost, kinda had an argument about violence in protests, then had the same discussion 6 months later and wound up agreeing?

If so - the FUCK am I...
Forum: Literature 06-27-2012, 12:40 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Kind of scraping it for conflict here. Who hates...

Kind of scraping it for conflict here. Who hates who around here these days?
Forum: Literature 06-27-2012, 08:27 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
This is harder than last time. I don't know if...

This is harder than last time. I don't know if it's because I'm using the (heavily bastardized) template of a non-Gnet thing I've been trying to write, and it doesn't work as well as parts being...
Forum: Literature 06-26-2012, 07:57 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Green River continues to play as the action...

Green River continues to play as the action switches to the Deep South, where a group of twenty-somethings are partying on the swampy riverbank, the music now blasting from portable speakers. A...
Forum: Literature 06-25-2012, 10:39 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, but you knew she was a demon all along. ;)

Yeah, but you knew she was a demon all along. ;)
Forum: Literature 06-25-2012, 09:18 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Gnet in the End of Days

CAMERA PANS THE DIM MOON OVER THE NEW YORK SKYLINE ON A PURPLE NIGHT. CUT TO THE STREETS BELOW: A SHAVEN-HEADED MAN WALKS DOWN A DARK INDUSTRIAL STREET, WHERE THE ONLY LIGHT COMES FROM THE DIM POOLS...
Forum: Literature 06-24-2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 125
Views: 40,151
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Working on a new Gnet fanfiction as we speak.

Working on a new Gnet fanfiction as we speak.
Forum: Literature 06-07-2012, 02:11 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,060
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Not even an honorable mention? Like, to awesome...

Not even an honorable mention? Like, to awesome absent friends?

You Judith. Some of us LURK, bitch.
Forum: Politics 05-11-2012, 06:13 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 39,942
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Good list, and good exercise in general. To be...

Good list, and good exercise in general. To be honest, gay and female friends are constantly making me aware of my male & straight privilege, but this thread has sparked off the creeping awareness...
Forum: Politics 05-02-2012, 09:14 AM
Replies: 247
Views: 39,942
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Are you guys really gonna let him do this AGAIN? ...

Are you guys really gonna let him do this AGAIN?

You were having an interesting, thoughtful discussion. Stop being so goddamn trollable. This guy seems to turn everyone into Jilly, and he's NOT...
Forum: Music 04-30-2012, 03:43 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 3,388
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nick Cave - fuck yeah. Abattoir Blues is my...

Nick Cave - fuck yeah.

Abattoir Blues is my favorite.
Forum: Whining 04-30-2012, 03:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,251
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Hard fact of life: just because you're ready to...

Hard fact of life: just because you're ready to apologize, doesn't mean people are ready to forgive you. If you fucked up, you just have to deal with that - if you hurt someone, it ain't just about...
Forum: Whining 04-30-2012, 03:24 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Wanna fight for the crown? I challenge you to a...

Wanna fight for the crown? I challenge you to a WEEP-OFF.

Hope you're feeling better, doll. Those blues are a bitch and a half. Don't be afraid to lean on your friends - I know it feels like...
Forum: Politics 04-28-2012, 05:38 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,634
Posted By Apathy's_Child
A working understanding of the kind of majority...

A working understanding of the kind of majority privilege that dude is talking about would end 90% of the unintentional racism, sexism & classism, that I see in my everyday life. It's depressing how...
Forum: Whining 04-28-2012, 05:22 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 6,147
Posted By Apathy's_Child
No fair! If Cuckoo gets to be a dude, then I want...

No fair! If Cuckoo gets to be a dude, then I want to wear a dress. A purty one.
Forum: General 04-28-2012, 05:06 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,041
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I am, once more, up far too late and there's no...

I am, once more, up far too late and there's no one around to slur at.
Forum: Introductions 04-28-2012, 04:45 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 5,128
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm so happy I could shit. :D

I'm so happy I could shit. :D
Forum: Whining 04-24-2012, 11:45 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 6,147
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm not sure I'd consider this canon yet. Thus...

I'm not sure I'd consider this canon yet. Thus far, it's all tender, respectful, and consensual. This is not the Gnet way.

That's not to say I didn't cover Sax's eyes with a gasp like a Victorian...
Forum: Whining 04-22-2012, 05:31 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,266
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I don't know what to suggest to fix this, but I...

I don't know what to suggest to fix this, but I hope you manage to find a way - that's a hell of a shitstorm of issues. You come over as a nice person, and I'm sorry to hear so many people have been...
Forum: Literature 04-17-2012, 06:31 AM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 733,177
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Blood Meridian, by Cormac McCarthy. I've read it...

Blood Meridian, by Cormac McCarthy. I've read it before but picked it up for the shitter & got engrossed all over again. Fucking spectacular.
Forum: Whining 04-17-2012, 06:18 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Ah, you're not missing much. I promise, when I...

Ah, you're not missing much. I promise, when I get my first period, you guys will totally be the first to know.

Re: spilled keyboards - it's a little late now, but if this isn't what you already...
Forum: Whining 04-16-2012, 02:54 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Well, I'm not gonna start seeing mirages of...

Well, I'm not gonna start seeing mirages of Johnny Knoxville from A Dirty Shame just yet or anything. Just wish I could separate sex from other stuff & envy the friends I see falling into them with...
Forum: Whining 04-16-2012, 02:43 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks, Sol. Both for the advice AND the promise...

Thanks, Sol. Both for the advice AND the promise of cumfort if shit goes south. Although, really, promise is kind of a blasé way of viewing it. Really, I see that shit as more of a contract, y'know?...
Forum: Whining 04-16-2012, 11:09 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Cuckoo - the fact that there's been an...

Cuckoo - the fact that there's been an attraction between us for years makes me 100% certain it wouldn't JUST be a rebound deal, but you've pretty much hit the nail on the head with the whole not...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2012, 07:10 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
After that emo post, YOU feel like a loser? I'm...

After that emo post, YOU feel like a loser? I'm practically sprouting a vagina here.
Forum: Whining 04-14-2012, 06:54 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
So, having started to emerge out the other end of...

So, having started to emerge out the other end of the “She’s gone and she doesn’t want you back, get over it brah” tunnel, I’ve been propositioned by someone else. This is a girl I’ve known for like...
Forum: General 04-10-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Versus... you got a filthy mind, bro. :(

Versus... you got a filthy mind, bro. :(
Forum: General 04-10-2012, 10:56 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
Posted By Apathy's_Child
The fuck is this shit? I'm pretty sure the kind...

The fuck is this shit? I'm pretty sure the kind of predatory asshat who gets off on abusing others just isn't going to get the same buzz from a willing participant. That's kind of the nature of the...
Forum: Literature 04-10-2012, 10:50 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I got ya covered, angel-puss. ;)

I got ya covered, angel-puss. ;)
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Dawww, you know I always come back in the end...

Dawww, you know I always come back in the end though. I'm the motherfucking HERPES of Gnet.
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 01:37 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I have roles earmarked for you, Versus, Cuckoo,...

I have roles earmarked for you, Versus, Cuckoo, Sinjob and Sol next time I do fanfic.
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:36 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 6,157
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Joking aside, getting an actual job instead of...

Joking aside, getting an actual job instead of working slacker shit has done me the world of good when it comes to not getting wasted every day & night. I guess nearing your mid-twenties kind of...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:29 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
That's nice. I feel all loved & shit now. It's...

That's nice. I feel all loved & shit now. It's good to be back.
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
:( Are your bros and sisters still acting like a...

:( Are your bros and sisters still acting like a great big bag of dicks?
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:27 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 6,157
Posted By Apathy's_Child
My username ain't so much a cocktail as a...

My username ain't so much a cocktail as a process:

Drink whiskey.
Write poem.
Congratulate self. Dance around apartment to Bo Diddley feeling invincible. Stop only when dog's excited barking...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Why, you smoothie, you ;)

Why, you smoothie, you ;)
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:14 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, hope things're settling down over there....

Yeah, hope things're settling down over there. You know where I am if you want a proofreader, ear to bitch into or some porno-talk.
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 01:10 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sweeeeeeeeet.

Sweeeeeeeeet.
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 01:06 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks Sol. So what's been up around here?...

Thanks Sol. So what's been up around here? Anything cool happen?
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 01:04 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Aight, aight. Just as long as that shit's epic....

Aight, aight. Just as long as that shit's epic. If & when I expire, I won't use it as an excuse to give you a lame-ass zombie role when I reboot the ZA, provided the death itself: 1) is awesome, and...
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 12:53 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
... Dammit. And I was the one who told you not to...

... Dammit. And I was the one who told you not to listen to audience suggestions unless you honest-to-god like them better than what you had planned.

I've created a monster.
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 12:48 PM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I totally let those guys catch me so I can take...

I totally let those guys catch me so I can take their shit down from the inside, amirite?
Forum: Whining 04-08-2012, 12:46 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,773
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm sure she'll understand that this thread's...

I'm sure she'll understand that this thread's from the heart and all. But yeah, agreed - it's worth erring on the side of discretion when you're not sure what's okay to reveal when it's other...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 12:38 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Busy like a motherfucker - work shit, family...

Busy like a motherfucker - work shit, family shit, adjusting to single life and trying not to bust a vein in my temple. Luckily said shit is starting to calm down though, so I figured I'd swing by...
Forum: Whining 04-08-2012, 09:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,773
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'd say just email her for now. Contacting family...

I'd say just email her for now. Contacting family is kind of intrusive when really, it hasn't been THAT long since she posted, and shit ike Gnet is really not a priority when actual life stuff is...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 09:30 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm pretty sure this getting-my-shit-together...

I'm pretty sure this getting-my-shit-together thing I've been doing for a while now is a keeper. That's pretty much made my year.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-08-2012, 09:23 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 955,897
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Serial Mom. Holy fuck I love John Waters.

Serial Mom. Holy fuck I love John Waters.
Forum: Literature 04-08-2012, 09:17 AM
Replies: 130
Views: 22,097
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Fuck. Yeah.

Fuck. Yeah.
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 09:16 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Damn straight. You know, when you say shit like...

Damn straight. You know, when you say shit like that, I believe in you man. Go forth and revive the porn thread. But first, take my Sword of Truth. In your mouth. Good boy.

Oh, Gnet, I've missed...
Forum: General 04-08-2012, 09:00 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sol knows what's up. I'd love to see it revived,...

Sol knows what's up. I'd love to see it revived, but judging by the way errbody pussied out and went all "AAAAGGGGGH IT BURNS" when MC brought in the snake, I'm just not sure you guys have sufficient...
Forum: General 02-24-2012, 02:43 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,041
Posted By Apathy's_Child
For some reason I'm finding the idea of this...

For some reason I'm finding the idea of this little book of the damned hilarious.
Forum: Spooky News 02-24-2012, 02:34 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,397
Posted By Apathy's_Child
No no, it's okay. Didn't you watch th ad? They...

No no, it's okay. Didn't you watch th ad? They LOVE it really.
Forum: Politics 02-24-2012, 02:29 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 19,232
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Pretty much this - as noted, there is no blanket...

Pretty much this - as noted, there is no blanket solution that will resolve every case in the fairest possible manner, but in terms of policy-making, I'm inclined to suspect that fathers who refuse...
Forum: Introductions 02-24-2012, 02:08 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,472
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's not a nirvana fallacy, it's a statement...

It's not a nirvana fallacy, it's a statement about your disregard for basic human decency and respect - the relationship between the way you treat people in everyday and your ideals is secondary to...
Forum: Introductions 02-21-2012, 04:08 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,472
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Jilly, you're a good guy and all, but sometimes...

Jilly, you're a good guy and all, but sometimes you can be a real fucking douche. You literally want to SAVE THE WORLD, yet you're prepared to write off half the individuals you meet over a single...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-15-2012, 12:08 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 16,083
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, pretty much what Cuckoo said. Anyways,...

Yeah, pretty much what Cuckoo said.

Anyways, K, I kinda feel like the outright psychosis of letting the zombies out of the barn requires a little more depth behind it than standing around with...
Forum: General 02-15-2012, 12:01 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,453
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Dude, that doesn't necessarily make her a...

Dude, that doesn't necessarily make her a prostitute... even if it DEFINITELY makes you a john.
Forum: Whining 02-15-2012, 02:05 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks Cuckoo & Acharis. Saya - I'd say do...

Thanks Cuckoo & Acharis.

Saya - I'd say do whatever you can to facilitate any kind of reconciliation you can. I wouldn't usually give that kind of advice for a situation that doesn't directly...
Forum: Politics 02-15-2012, 01:57 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 23,741
Posted By Apathy's_Child
So because you "used" to be friends, you're...

So because you "used" to be friends, you're entitled to her eternal and unwavering support regardless of whether she thinks you're being an asshole whose ideas make no sense?

Get over yourself,...
Forum: Whining 02-06-2012, 01:39 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
My mother is threatening to send my dick little...

My mother is threatening to send my dick little brother to live with me to "straighten out". Fuck me if I could straighten out a paper clip right now. I'd just end up kicking his ass and giving him...
Forum: Literature 02-06-2012, 01:26 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Love is nice. Those shining golden days before it...

Love is nice. Those shining golden days before it rips your heart out through your throat and stump-fucks the hole are a beautiful thing.
Forum: Literature 02-06-2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Aww, don't be all suss, yo, I'm just happy for...

Aww, don't be all suss, yo, I'm just happy for you guys. For real. I'm squeeing and shit. See, this is why we can't have nice touching Kodak moments Gnet!
Forum: Literature 02-05-2012, 08:48 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to...

OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to join the military? Would you stay on a sinking ship just to hold his hand while he drowned?

If you need a maid of honor, I look fucking HOT in...
Forum: Literature 02-05-2012, 08:46 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Our new reptilian overlord. Who the hell do you...

Our new reptilian overlord. Who the hell do you think? She's a new member and there's no need to be so goddamn rude to someone you've never exachanged a fucking word with.

Jesus fucking Christ.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 10:17 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something?...

How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something? I know it's not shame - neither of you has shown any about public dry-humping before. :p
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 03:57 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, I grew up with dogs and my mom's &...

Yeah, I grew up with dogs and my mom's & brothers' were awesome, but pretty wild in terms of running off and shit - one of them got hit by a car doing it. That was fucking horrible(and my family are...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
That sucks. I guess it's nice that you can still...

That sucks. I guess it's nice that you can still visit him, though.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:30 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, remember when trolls were actually funny,...

Yeah, remember when trolls were actually funny, instead of just boring?

Duckman, Helpmann, Judge & ETS would fucking WEEP if they could see what's happened to their toilet bowl.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:23 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Awesome. I'll jump on the bandwagon as soon as...

Awesome. I'll jump on the bandwagon as soon as someone does something worthy of ridicule.
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 03:18 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Oh, there was mutual comfort. Don't worry, we're...

Oh, there was mutual comfort. Don't worry, we're total bros-for-life. He was actually the one who pushed me over the edge by coming and putting his chin on my knee and looking up at me with those...
Forum: General 02-03-2012, 03:13 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,895
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, but I'm talking more about people like...

Yeah, but I'm talking more about people like family members and co-workers. Friends can go take a running jump - bitches can either learn to be awesome at being online or GTFO. Anyway, only about...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 03:07 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I watched True Grit the day she moved out. ...

I watched True Grit the day she moved out.

You wanna talk about your fucking ROOKIE ERROR. I actually scared the dog. He was just looking at me like "Bro whhaaaaa?..."
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 03:01 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Motherfucker don't appreciate the value of an...

Motherfucker don't appreciate the value of an in-built audience, slavering for his words before he's even written one.

INGRATES, ALL OF YOU.
Forum: General 02-03-2012, 02:57 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,895
Posted By Apathy's_Child
See, I like the idea, but after checking out...

See, I like the idea, but after checking out other people's I'm not sure I could handle seeing that many brainfarts without starting to hate people a little. I figured maybe I'd join and just not add...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 02:55 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It was Madame du Pompadour who really did it....

It was Madame du Pompadour who really did it. THEY WERE SO MEANT TO BE :(
Forum: General 02-03-2012, 02:36 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,895
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Apart from Despanan, I don't think any of those...

Apart from Despanan, I don't think any of those guys are even here anymore.

So I've been considering joining Facebook. Is it any different to MySpace? Hectory "get your ass online" friends seem to...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 02:29 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Goddamn, I just read the last 2 pages. I swear to...

Goddamn, I just read the last 2 pages. I swear to fuck I'll quit whining now.

Valhalla & Versus - 2 words: human catapault.

You know you've always wanted to.
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 02:28 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
K - actually, that explains a lot. Like how...

K - actually, that explains a lot. Like how everything else worked out well around that time. I stopped being a waster & lucked into a pretty decent Real Jerb, two of my best friends moved back into...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2012, 02:24 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks doll. Frankly I lack your certainty that...

Thanks doll. Frankly I lack your certainty that getting drunk and teary over Dr. Who is gonna be much of a selling point with the ladies, but I AM pretty. And Sax does fucking rule.
Forum: Literature 02-03-2012, 01:52 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, losing a couple of scenes from this one was...

Yeah, losing a couple of scenes from this one was a pain since I didn't have them backed up. Not that it was ever gonna be good for anything but posting here, but still. That shit was classy, man....
Forum: Whining 02-02-2012, 03:57 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah, I can't do it. Waaaay too much of a drama...

Yeah, I can't do it. Waaaay too much of a drama queen... must be the Italian streak of emotional incontinence.
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:51 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Let's hump like bonobos on Saturn's ring.

Let's hump like bonobos on Saturn's ring.
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:47 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
This is making me think of Devo. You're gonna get...

This is making me think of Devo. You're gonna get hit by my space junk.
Forum: Whining 02-02-2012, 03:44 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
To be honest, she did what she could to make it...

To be honest, she did what she could to make it amicable (except the ice thing and the bootlegs, but I guess after living together for 5 years ownership becomes more fluid, since shit gets bought...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:36 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Goddamn, trust me to hook up with the one girl I...

Goddamn, trust me to hook up with the one girl I ever met who wishes I was a stunted runt. You must literally come up to my nipples.

If I curl into a ball and you lie on top of my back, does that...
Forum: Whining 02-02-2012, 03:31 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
In fairness, the T-shirt didn't fit me anymore,...

In fairness, the T-shirt didn't fit me anymore, but I'd had it since I was 12 (I was a good size even then so it hung on her) and my dad gave it to me. I don't think she really thought about it...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:24 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm over six four, you can try. For some reason...

I'm over six four, you can try. For some reason the idea of you MAKING me fit makes me happy in my pants. ;p
Forum: Whining 02-02-2012, 03:20 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
She also took our shared computer (semi-fairly,...

She also took our shared computer (semi-fairly, since she did pay for more of it than I did), one of my Spider-Man T-shirts, and, I'm not even kidding, the fucking bag of ice from the freezer.
...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 03:16 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I've been off my game. Wanna spoon?

I've been off my game. Wanna spoon?
Forum: Politics 02-02-2012, 02:50 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,563
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Meh, elitism isn't much more avoidable than...

Meh, elitism isn't much more avoidable than fracturing to my mind. Both sides will ALWAYS think the other just don't understand the big picture. And anyway, boiling complex issues down to accessible...
Forum: Whining 02-02-2012, 02:33 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Word. Get someone handsome who's on the right...

Word. Get someone handsome who's on the right continent to shake you a cocktail. I'd do it but my shaker went missing during the move. I suspect my ex. I know for a fact she took 6 of my Dylan...
Forum: Literature 02-02-2012, 02:18 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Problem is, it's hard for anyone to write a new...

Problem is, it's hard for anyone to write a new one right now, since nothing's really happening in the forums. If you guys want more narcissism-stroking fanfic, y'all are just gonna have to step up...
Forum: Whining 02-01-2012, 05:48 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Daaaamn. Hope it's nothing serious when they...

Daaaamn. Hope it's nothing serious when they figure it out. Let us know what's up.
Forum: Literature 02-01-2012, 05:40 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Jeez, no need to cry about it, ya whining bunch...

Jeez, no need to cry about it, ya whining bunch of pussies. Way to put people off resurrecting the motherfucking GOLDEN AGE of the lit section. This is why we can't have nice things Gnet!
...
Forum: General 02-01-2012, 05:34 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
My new roommate is fucking chill. I owe our...

My new roommate is fucking chill. I owe our mutual friend one for introduciong us.
Forum: Whining 02-01-2012, 05:09 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
What's up, MC? You sick brah?

What's up, MC? You sick brah?
Forum: Literature 01-29-2012, 10:16 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
My only request is that my final scene involves...

My only request is that my final scene involves fucking Judge until she's made of post-sex glow and the PVC melts and merges with her flesh like a second skin. If nothing else, I guess that'd leave...
Forum: Literature 01-19-2012, 06:17 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I can't PM you as you don't have enough posts,...

I can't PM you as you don't have enough posts, but there's pretty much a synopsis of the rest in this thread (http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=25878). If you want more details or to ask...
Forum: General 01-19-2012, 06:12 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 10,913
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's not so much groupthink as the fact that a...

It's not so much groupthink as the fact that a lot of people here are more about the winning than the discussion. In a thread with a topic like this one, I'm comfortable with that, although it is one...
Forum: General 01-10-2012, 01:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,838
Posted By Apathy's_Child
You were gonna be the one who finally whacked the...

You were gonna be the one who finally whacked the admin in a euphoric berserk outpouring of awesomeness, K (Kay??), if that makes you feel any better.

Saya and Cuckoo pretty much spoiler'd...
Forum: Literature 01-05-2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
LOL. You're a trooper, sir. MC: we should...

LOL. You're a trooper, sir.

MC: we should really get back to ruling at porn some time. You've been well and truly typecast - irreplaceable is un-promotable, y'know ;p
Forum: General 01-05-2012, 12:15 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I just Googled Wincest. Oh my fucking god.

I just Googled Wincest.

Oh my fucking god.
Forum: Literature 01-05-2012, 12:09 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's not that I don't love you anymore,...

It's not that I don't love you anymore, angel-puss. It's just that... well... nothing's really been happening round here of late. Trolls are thin on the ground and pretty sub-par, and a lot of the...
Forum: General 01-04-2012, 11:59 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,838
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Porn Thread or LIES!! I will not be bought...

Porn Thread or LIES!!

I will not be bought with cheap trickery. (Plus, my girlfriend dumped me and took the computer, and I would be AMAZED if I backed that shit up. Pretty sure all I have now is...
Forum: Whining 01-04-2012, 07:27 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,547
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yeah... that's seriously messed up. I fucking...

Yeah... that's seriously messed up. I fucking hate people who pull shit like that.

I'd take the poor little guy if I could, but I'm literally RIGHT across the fucking continent. Let us know how...
Forum: Literature 01-04-2012, 07:20 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,025
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Feel free - Cuckoo's right. It's not like I was...

Feel free - Cuckoo's right. It's not like I was in any danger of finishing. If you want, I can give you the storyline I had plotted out back when (including provisional 'credits roll' scene). Or if...
Forum: Music 12-09-2011, 02:15 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,591
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Aw, now, that just turns me to mush. I...

Aw, now, that just turns me to mush.

I mean, granted, the sight of my dog lifting his leg to pee is enough to turn me to mush lately. But still. Very fucking nice.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-07-2011, 08:16 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 16,083
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I don't think his motivations are clear or...

I don't think his motivations are clear or well-developed. Where does the rage come from? Is it REALLY all about that whiny bitch who's now gone back to that other whiny bitch, whose whining didn't...
Forum: Music 12-07-2011, 07:04 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,552
Posted By Apathy's_Child
So not what I was expecting from the name. Nice.

So not what I was expecting from the name. Nice.
Forum: Literature 12-07-2011, 07:01 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,634
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I read that right after Fear & Loathing. I still...

I read that right after Fear & Loathing. I still remember being surprised that the dude who wrote the latter could be... y'know... reasonable and reasoned.

Needless to say, love HST... but I'm...
Forum: Introductions 12-07-2011, 06:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,711
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Hand me a cigarette, 'cause I just came.

Hand me a cigarette, 'cause I just came.
Forum: General 11-15-2011, 01:12 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,041
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I like to think that explains why I got all...

I like to think that explains why I got all sniffly over the opening montage of Up.
Forum: Whining 11-15-2011, 01:07 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
[rib-crushing bear hugs] You've been beyond...

[rib-crushing bear hugs] You've been beyond awesome throughout this whole thing. Take care of yourself.
Forum: Introductions 11-08-2011, 03:54 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,798
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nick Cave and Greek myth too? Awesome. Welcome,...

Nick Cave and Greek myth too? Awesome. Welcome, hi, & shit. :) Also: wow - you lurked a loooong time!

Cuckoo: Gnet in the Grimms' Fairy Tales, for serial. I could totally dig Saya as Donkeyskin,...
Forum: Whining 10-04-2011, 01:36 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shit dude, I'm so sorry. All I can say is that...

Shit dude, I'm so sorry. All I can say is that you kick seven kinds of ass and your mom is lucky to have someone as strong and selfless as you beside her. *bearhugs*
Forum: General 10-04-2011, 01:27 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,087
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sorry to hear about the break-up, man. Tough...

Sorry to hear about the break-up, man. Tough breaks. You gotta do what you gotta do right now, but try not to turn into a drunken fuck-up - British politics needs you. Also, I'd have to kick your...
Forum: Music 10-04-2011, 01:26 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 17,576
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Man, this thread reminds me of how much I used to...

Man, this thread reminds me of how much I used to hate Creature. I don't think any newbie has ever invoked such pure unadulterated laothing in me as that bitch.
Forum: Introductions 09-30-2011, 04:01 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 6,339
Posted By Apathy's_Child
For the love of god, don't take social...

For the love of god, don't take social interaction tips from these guys. Kasdeja outed herself as a racist and now spends her time here ass-kissing newbies and any other unpopular posters she thinks...
Forum: Introductions 09-30-2011, 03:40 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,794
Posted By Apathy's_Child
It's not because you're different, so much as the...

It's not because you're different, so much as the fact that you're kind a douche.

Just saying.
Forum: General 09-30-2011, 03:38 AM
Replies: 210
Views: 27,528
Posted By Apathy's_Child
For who - prostitutes? Strippers? Fetish porn...

For who - prostitutes? Strippers? Fetish porn production companies? The people who stick the rotating balls on fancy dildos? 'Cause that's a big question.
Forum: General 09-30-2011, 03:35 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,087
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Good. Saves me coming on MSN to kick your ass...

Good. Saves me coming on MSN to kick your ass about getting drunk all the time. I'm too young for this cautionary tale lecture-y shit, goddamn it.

So it's all good as in everything's fixed, or as...
Forum: Introductions 09-30-2011, 03:32 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,984
Posted By Apathy's_Child
LOL@Graus. Welcome, MAT - loving the sky...

LOL@Graus.

Welcome, MAT - loving the sky burial idea. And the fact that you have a PhD in my moms... although I guess that means I'm screwed if we hit a "YO' MOMMA" situation. ;p
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 08:40 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,087
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Whatsamatter bra?

Whatsamatter bra?
Forum: Literature 09-17-2011, 11:17 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,852
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Totally agreed on every point here. The Old...

Totally agreed on every point here. The Old Testament is a fucking amazing work of literature.



Huh? No, I'm not. I'm merely pointing out what I sometimes see as the snobbery that accompanies...
Forum: Literature 09-15-2011, 11:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,852
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Of course he's overrated - no one person could...

Of course he's overrated - no one person could possibly deserve the reputation that's been heaped upon as as the last word in lit and the fucking king of language, as though he invented the word...
Forum: Introductions 09-14-2011, 01:37 PM
Replies: 32
Hi
Views: 4,969
Posted By Apathy's_Child
No fair bringing up the redhead thing. You KNOW...

No fair bringing up the redhead thing. You KNOW that shit's my Kryptonite. D:
Forum: Music 09-14-2011, 01:29 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,284,896
Posted By Apathy's_Child
A perfect song...

A perfect song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aoIrwLblVo) from a criminally underrated album.
Forum: Introductions 09-14-2011, 01:27 PM
Replies: 32
Hi
Views: 4,969
Posted By Apathy's_Child
You know you're the only one for me, sugar-tits....

You know you're the only one for me, sugar-tits. :p
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 01:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shush boy, you had your chance to lay the...

Shush boy, you had your chance to lay the smackdown. Move aside, men and MechaSaya ladies are talking.
Forum: Introductions 09-14-2011, 01:08 PM
Replies: 32
Hi
Views: 4,969
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Baby, this thing beween us goes so much deeper...

Baby, this thing beween us goes so much deeper than a slang-off. But I'll happily absorb your Tales from the Toilet-Bowl if you got something to show me. ;p
Forum: Introductions 09-14-2011, 12:56 PM
Replies: 32
Hi
Views: 4,969
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Eh, it ain't "bollocks" or "tosser", but I guess...

Eh, it ain't "bollocks" or "tosser", but I guess it'll do.

So what do you do for fun?
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 12:50 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,836
Posted By Apathy's_Child
You're doing it wrong....

You're doing it wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4T_8t3SUVE&feature=fvst)
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Fuck yoo, I ain't Takei...

Fuck yoo, I ain't Takei (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm7gVvUuZkE)! MechaSaya is a LAYDEH!!
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:42 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I'm practically always drunk toots. You name the...

I'm practically always drunk toots. You name the game and I'll bring the rain. ;)
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:38 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I've found music a big barrier to geting sober...

I've found music a big barrier to geting sober due to the associations. Really not tryna talk down or anything - you're a lot smarter than I was at your age - but be careful with that.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:32 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thassright, baby... SPILL your displeasure all...

Thassright, baby... SPILL your displeasure all over mah face. Ohhh... it runs like a Suffragette faced with a horse.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:26 PM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I did not - I tend to come & go. It's cool...

I did not - I tend to come & go. It's cool though, I don't do grudges and tend to go on a thread by thread basis, because I know as well as anyone here how easy it is to be a dick online if you're...
Forum: Introductions 09-14-2011, 12:12 PM
Replies: 32
Hi
Views: 4,969
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Wazzup. Got any cool British slang? I...

Wazzup.

Got any cool British slang? I fucking love British slang.
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 12:10 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Dude, you're openly looking at other options with...

Dude, you're openly looking at other options with no guilt or sense of wrongdoing whatsoever. Clearly, she doesn't float your boat.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 12:03 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Eh, I tried that already. I think on the balance...

Eh, I tried that already. I think on the balance I'd rather you just sat on my face and called me a bad puppy. Tongue-punching my mangina just tastes like jizz-flavored queef.... like fucking my...
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 11:53 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I've never been down with the whole "fuck...

I've never been down with the whole "fuck anything that moves" attitude. Well... maybe until I was around 20 or 21, but it's not something that stayed with me. It's not so much a moral stance as the...
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:46 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks dude, I'll be clinking ya. ;)

Thanks dude, I'll be clinking ya. ;)
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 11:41 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
So don't play with her at all. If she really is a...

So don't play with her at all. If she really is a heinous bitch, why would you even want to stick your dick in that? She might give you Asswipe.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:39 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD... Oh...

Actual Saya will be disgusted. And MAD...

Oh my, I do believe my semi is back. MechaSaya, you're second to none as a fluffer, and you can take that to the bank. ;)
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:33 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,041
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I was gonna say that maybe he was just reporting...

I was gonna say that maybe he was just reporting statistics that can be explained like any other addiction rates - i.e. that strong social bonds make you less likely to become a fuck-up and that...
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 11:27 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on...

Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on back-burner while you date some other chick = NOT COOL.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:22 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 780,804
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Kicking ass in a my new...

Kicking ass in a my new job-that's-actually-a-real-job. That drop-out shit started getting old when I realized I could no longer afford to fund the accompanying drinking habit. Still working on...
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:18 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Make sure you don't forget that promise when the...

Make sure you don't forget that promise when the fluids start running, sweet-cheeks. I will make an awesome tampon. I'm ribbed and I can play gee-tar - for that "I'm having getting fucked...
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 10:59 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thumbs up Yes, mistress. Now please lick my mangina... FOR...

Yes, mistress. Now please lick my mangina... FOR FEMINISM
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 10:52 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
So? Fuck it, I can think of worse ways to go. ;)

So? Fuck it, I can think of worse ways to go. ;)
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 10:49 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I can fill you in on how that'd go: PHASE 1:...

I can fill you in on how that'd go:

PHASE 1: Eye-fuck.

PHASE 2: Circling each other like panthers (who prepare for battle with more eye-fucking).

PHASE 3: BODYSLAM.

Who's on the bottom of...
Forum: Whining 09-14-2011, 10:43 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Goddam it Versus. Fuck you for that link. I gotta...

Goddam it Versus. Fuck you for that link. I gotta semi that'll never grow up and a serious case of madeface.
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 10:36 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 6,222
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Angel-puss knows what's up. Fuckin' pacifists...

Angel-puss knows what's up. Fuckin' pacifists runnin' mah guvvamint.

I'm backing Elystan - no idea what eiter of them have done to piss everybody off, but at least he didn't try to make peace...
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 03:33 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
No way. Caring for someone is hard - I've never...

No way. Caring for someone is hard - I've never had to do it myself, but I watched my girlfriend almost burn out when her mom had cancer. She lost almost ten pounds (and she was already small, so...
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 03:24 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCCKrpCQDM)...

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCCKrpCQDM) is on the the best songs they've collaberated on (from one of Zappa's best albums, incidentally). I always pictured it as the soundtrack of the porno...
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 03:19 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
They should be fucking ashamed of themselves....

They should be fucking ashamed of themselves. What about home help? Is there any way you could get some time to yourself that way? I mean, it's not just about the job you're doing - you're also...
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 03:08 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yo MC, I think this...

Yo MC, I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQdud-gnW8U) should be Our Song.
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 03:06 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Riiiight... 'cause it's not like you have a kid,...

Riiiight... 'cause it's not like you have a kid, or a job, or the basic human need for a couple of nights off of the emotionally draining and arduous task of full-time caring for a week - something...
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 02:55 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Everything you say sounds like porno talk to me...

Everything you say sounds like porno talk to me now. Literally, every word out of your mouth. :D
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 02:53 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shit, MC... your siblings are horrible fucking...

Shit, MC... your siblings are horrible fucking bastards. If guilting the shit out of them reaches no part of them, I really don't know what to suggest. Don't let up - remind that pretty soon, they...
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 02:44 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I miss you when I go away, baby. The Beefheart...

I miss you when I go away, baby. The Beefheart haters' voices ring like metal claws down a big-ass board.
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 02:42 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 11,892
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Dude seriously, man up. Dump your evil...

Dude seriously, man up. Dump your evil girlfriend, then call this chick up and go "So I want to see these guys play and don't have anybody to go with. Would you want to go if I fix you up a ticket?"...
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 02:36 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Promise to never let go.

Promise to never let go.
Forum: Music 09-13-2011, 02:25 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 6,444
Posted By Apathy's_Child
I put on Bongo Fury a few weeks ago and my...

I put on Bongo Fury a few weeks ago and my (incidentally, basically fucking GOTH) buddy was like "the fuck is this disco shit?" I was like "boy, I don't know what the fuck kind of disco you been...
Forum: Introductions 09-08-2011, 12:01 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,402
Posted By Apathy's_Child
“Personally I do tend to be a 'fattist', let's...

“Personally I do tend to be a 'fattist', let's call it. I know some people are overweight because of legitimate biological reasons but even knowing that it still irks me.”

So... no. Clearly,...
Forum: Spooky News 09-06-2011, 08:27 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 9,306
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Maybe I'm coming at this wrong, but isn't that...

Maybe I'm coming at this wrong, but isn't that kinda splitting hairs? I mean, straights don't hanker after ALL members of the opposite sex, or gays for all members of the same... unless you'll hump...
Forum: Music 09-06-2011, 08:24 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,496
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Good shit - gotta love the banj. I've taken a...

Good shit - gotta love the banj. I've taken a shine to this one too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmfrZkRRco&feature=related
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 08:20 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Uhh... okay? So why the fuck did the...

Uhh... okay?

So why the fuck did the Fetishes thread from way back when get moved, not to Whining, but to Shill? As I pointed out at the time, it's not like anyone was advertising for...
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 07:38 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nah, the porn thread is in Whining. I have no...

Nah, the porn thread is in Whining. I have no idea why.
Forum: General 09-06-2011, 07:36 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 837,041
Posted By Apathy's_Child
He is returned! It's a MIR-acle! Ba-dum-tish.

He is returned! It's a MIR-acle!

Ba-dum-tish.
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 02:18 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Sweet. :) We missed you. We decided you are...

Sweet. :) We missed you. We decided you are everyone, and I made you into a giant brain.
Forum: Whining 09-06-2011, 02:13 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Talking Mir, you old fuckin' tart!! How's life?

Mir, you old fuckin' tart!! How's life?
Forum: Introductions 09-06-2011, 02:11 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,402
Posted By Apathy's_Child
LOL. It's been so long since we argued, I forgot...

LOL. It's been so long since we argued, I forgot how you roll. Iss cool bra, I can simplify for you.

"That is NOT “me, I’m attracted to thinner chicks”. It’s “Dude – why would you even WANT to...
Forum: Introductions 09-05-2011, 10:20 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,402
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Nah, there’s no "hate" from me here. Jilly and I...

Nah, there’s no "hate" from me here. Jilly and I may throw down now and again, but it’s usually based on dick-waving rather genuine animosity. He’s good people and I ain’t claiming otherwise. I just...
Forum: Whining 09-04-2011, 10:36 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,296,390
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Shit girl, that's one bitch of a blow on top of...

Shit girl, that's one bitch of a blow on top of the year you guys've ALREADY had. :(

There's probably not much anyone can say that's going to make you feel better about this, and I wish I were...
Forum: Introductions 09-04-2011, 10:15 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,402
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Yo Jilly, how do your militant hippie politics of...

Yo Jilly, how do your militant hippie politics of tolerance & inclusion jive with the continual bigotry you exhibit towards people you decide are phycially unattractive?

Serious question. And...
Forum: Literature 08-25-2011, 01:42 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 14,545
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Who's Tony? Dude sounds like a lil' puss.

Who's Tony? Dude sounds like a lil' puss.
Forum: Politics 08-25-2011, 08:37 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,885
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?
Forum: Music 08-24-2011, 08:16 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,314
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Only thing I've heard of theirs is What Makes a...

Only thing I've heard of theirs is What Makes a Man Start Fires? That was good shit though, from what I remember. They're one of those bands I heard, liked, meant to go back to and for no particular...
Forum: Music 08-24-2011, 02:00 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,314
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Thanks Doob, I'll check it out.

Thanks Doob, I'll check it out.
Forum: Politics 08-24-2011, 01:56 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,885
Posted By Apathy's_Child
Desp, Kontan and Saya fighting about religion and...

Desp, Kontan and Saya fighting about religion and misogyny, with the only hint of member unity gotten from bro-pounding over the image of a bruised & battered Versus ... it's like someone...
Forum: Music 08-23-2011, 02:11 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,314
Posted By Apathy's_Child
There are like 3 people here whose music taste I...

There are like 3 people here whose music taste I can jive with. Sinjob is one of them. Thanks dude, I never heard of them, but just Youtubed and I'm liking what I'm hearing. Also, yes, rec a good...
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