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Forum: General 08-25-2011, 03:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Excellent. Remind me to rib him for being a...

Excellent. Remind me to rib him for being a soft-lad. (My northern friend reckons you need a less southern accent than mine to pull that off. I disagree and now use it at every opportunity, because...
Forum: General 08-25-2011, 03:35 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,100
No way, the nightlife is awesome. Clubs and bars...

No way, the nightlife is awesome. Clubs and bars playing shit music are actually in the minority. Also, restaurants are ten a penny and really cheap, especially if you stay on the north side (south...
Forum: General 08-25-2011, 03:18 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Jesus. I'm so sorry. Now, now, be...

Jesus. I'm so sorry.



Now, now, be nice. I'm still considering south east Asia, you know. *ducks*
Forum: General 08-25-2011, 03:06 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,100
When do you turn 18? I'll have take you somewhere...

When do you turn 18? I'll have take you somewhere awesome in Brighton. You'll fucking love it.
Forum: General 08-14-2011, 07:40 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Aw, sorry sweetie, I wasn't aware. Was this about...

Aw, sorry sweetie, I wasn't aware. Was this about the girlfriend? I think the last time we talked properly, you'd just broken up with her but seemed to be coming out the other end. (In my defence,...
Forum: Spooky News 08-13-2011, 08:09 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 14,145
I've heard a lot of "What's wrong with young...

I've heard a lot of "What's wrong with young people" shit talked lately, in the wake of the riots. This article attempts to answer the question, and raises some compelling points about the current...
Forum: General 08-13-2011, 08:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Facebook is the devil for that. Should you chance...

Facebook is the devil for that. Should you chance to wake up with a feeling of nausea commingled with vague self-loathing, it's far better NOT to think about the why's and the wherefore's. Friends...
Forum: General 08-13-2011, 07:51 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
That's a problem that taking photographs can fix....

That's a problem that taking photographs can fix. However, after having my memory of a blackout night jogged by photographic evidence a few years ago, I concluded that Freud was full of shit -...
Forum: General 08-13-2011, 07:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
You've got my email - I don't use MSN often what...

You've got my email - I don't use MSN often what with Facebook, but I log in sometimes to talk to online people if there's something to discuss.

My time's valuable, sweetness. Make an appointment....
Forum: General 08-10-2011, 08:53 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Well shit son, way to pick your moments - I'm...

Well shit son, way to pick your moments - I'm aiming to be living in Brighton by then. I finished the PhD (yep, it's Dr. Judge now), and have no intention of hanging around this chav-ridden pit until...
Forum: Whining 08-10-2011, 05:48 AM
Replies: 448
Views: 43,694
There are things in life that even the Judge does...

There are things in life that even the Judge does not understand. Among them: working-class Tory voters. People who love all music "except country". Miniature food. How the fuck this thread died.
Forum: General 08-10-2011, 05:12 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
Never mind, Jack. Let me know if you ever find...

Never mind, Jack. Let me know if you ever find yourself down south. I'm sure destiny intends bringing us together at some point - after all, we have the exact same hair. ;)
Forum: General 08-10-2011, 04:25 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,838
The Exportation of Awesome

Long time no speak - hope everybody's doing good. I don't know if anyone I knew during my time is still around, but trolling for bedspace necessitates a level of shamelessness which remains WELL...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2011, 11:54 PM
Replies: 448
Views: 43,694
Why MissCheyenne, have you been spying on me? ;)

Why MissCheyenne, have you been spying on me? ;)
Forum: General 02-03-2011, 11:49 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 7,787
This pleases the Judge. So I guess that...

This pleases the Judge.

So I guess that means you got into a UK university - I seem to remember you were applying to them last time I was around. Where did you end up going?
Forum: Music 02-01-2011, 02:48 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,779
The Judge approves this thread. *STAMP*

The Judge approves this thread. *STAMP*
Forum: General 02-01-2011, 02:44 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 7,787
The Judge is considering doing the whole...

The Judge is considering doing the whole Greyhound thing next summer. Apathy, get your bitch-ass to NYC, for she utterly refuses to soil her feet with the detritus of New Jersey. Not even for the...
Forum: Whining 02-01-2011, 02:40 AM
Replies: 448
Views: 43,694
You just haven't met the right cum-licking bitch....

You just haven't met the right cum-licking bitch. Maybe if you're very lucky the Judge'll do you a safe, sane, consensual & thoroughly nasty service one of these days. Actually, scrap consensual,...
Forum: Whining 02-01-2011, 02:33 AM
Replies: 448
Views: 43,694
Why on earth would you bring that kind of talk...

Why on earth would you bring that kind of talk into a Porno thread? Talk about your wilt & dry Black Ops.
Forum: Literature 02-01-2011, 02:26 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 49,482
You know, I really, REALLY want to tell you this...

You know, I really, REALLY want to tell you this is awesome and brilliant and I shat myself laughing. But the problem is, I've had exactly two fucking lines. Now many potentially great works of art...
Forum: Whining 02-01-2011, 01:35 AM
Replies: 448
Views: 43,694
Wink I'm pretty sure you're with me, sugarpie.

I'm pretty sure you're with me, sugarpie.
Forum: Whining 07-02-2010, 03:36 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,878
Don't test me, boy. I'll troll you so good you'll...

Don't test me, boy. I'll troll you so good you'll think you've been buttfucked by Cthulhu.
Forum: Whining 06-30-2010, 09:03 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,561
Honestly, don't worry. I'll be here for ten...

Honestly, don't worry. I'll be here for ten minutes until I can get off work.
Forum: Whining 06-30-2010, 09:02 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,878
More to the point, did he just put me THIRD on a...

More to the point, did he just put me THIRD on a list of four? Oh, there will be consequences for this. These will probably simply involve me glaring at the screen for about two seconds until...
Forum: Whining 06-04-2010, 05:01 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 5,502
What do you think this place is, an oracle? You...

What do you think this place is, an oracle? You actually waited for an answer, worried that the internet might tell you the obvious, before accepting it?

I recommend joining a cult. They will...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-04-2010, 04:44 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,964
Now have we met, or are you just even wiser than...

Now have we met, or are you just even wiser than your words would suggest? ;)
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-04-2010, 04:19 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,964
Truly, I am the font of all knowledge on...

Truly, I am the font of all knowledge on everything man ever created that's any good. The old man married to Rose is genius; not so much funny as a genuinely touching and brilliantly acted regular...
Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2010, 04:09 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 12,000
Yeah, yeah, and I'll bet you walked seven miles...

Yeah, yeah, and I'll bet you walked seven miles to school every morning without a word of complaint and nothing but a single chocolate button for lunch. Clearly you're just so super-special that...
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 08:32 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,873
My money'd be on the passive-aggressive bullshit,...

My money'd be on the passive-aggressive bullshit, but you're absolutely right - there's more than one possibility here.



Then why chime in at all, if you're above such petty bickering as...
Forum: Whining 05-14-2010, 04:47 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,873
Well, considering that you just did, it seems...

Well, considering that you just did, it seems that you're perfectly happy to hear the sound of your own voice. What you're not interested in is dialogue with others, which is typical of your conduct...
Forum: Literature 05-14-2010, 04:10 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 16,409
... I guess if you're the kind of person who...

... I guess if you're the kind of person who hates The Stranger, that qualifies as a good comeback. *reshapes own copy into dildo*
Forum: Literature 05-07-2010, 02:29 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 28,289
Oh, she was heinous. I actually felt embarrassed...

Oh, she was heinous. I actually felt embarrassed for her when she shouted, "O heavenly powers, resore him!"
Forum: Whining 05-07-2010, 02:21 AM
Replies: 361
Views: 43,521
I've been on such a health kick lately that fatty...

I've been on such a health kick lately that fatty and sugary foods have become genuinely unappealing. Fruit is now my crack and I crave it every second I'm not eating it.
Forum: Politics 05-07-2010, 02:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,801
The live coverage pissed me off - they...

The live coverage pissed me off - they interrupted and eventually cut off Ian Hislop, then went mincing over to that Fern thing from This fucking Morning and let HER talk. Also, the graphics could...
Forum: Whining 03-05-2010, 05:19 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,424
I prefer "Master", but knock yourself...

I prefer "Master", but knock yourself out.
Forum: General 03-05-2010, 04:34 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,510
So now you think you're too good for dinosaurs....

So now you think you're too good for dinosaurs. Yeah, I know how this works, boy. You're getting a Robin Reliant and a pterodactyl model until you learn to behave yourself.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-05-2010, 04:06 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,380
Forum: General 03-05-2010, 03:18 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 13,510
Yes, CultofVertigo, could you please refrain from...

Yes, CultofVertigo, could you please refrain from interrupting the scintillating alternation between "I would get rilly drunk and drive around in a big-ass car" and "I wud punch them... IN THE FACE."
Forum: Whining 03-05-2010, 03:05 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,424
She probably doesn't want to pal about with you...

She probably doesn't want to pal about with you because you're a rampant bore. I mean, you just spent a large amount of time painstakingly typing up a transcript for an argument that no one else...
Forum: Fashion 02-19-2010, 08:45 AM
Replies: 869
Views: 200,863
It's nice, but I'd get that in a far less visible...

It's nice, but I'd get that in a far less visible place. When you want to wear a classy evening gown or a little summery camisole in a colour that doesn't match, you will DEFINITELY regret that. My...
Forum: Introductions 02-19-2010, 08:13 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,157
Declaring yourself a master of alternative...

Declaring yourself a master of alternative healing will have exactly the same effect as "learning" it. Just a little time-saver there.

You're welcome,
The Judge
Forum: Fashion 02-19-2010, 05:03 AM
Replies: 502
Views: 127,603
Lightly-freckled isn't so bad - I'm technically...

Lightly-freckled isn't so bad - I'm technically Irish white, but don't look it as my freckles are so pale you can barely see them. (I have obsessive application of total block and a tendency to get...
Forum: Whining 02-19-2010, 04:55 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 1,388,362
He could throw up in his mouth with an...

He could throw up in his mouth with an excpression of abject horror, then pull out a gun and shoot himself in the face.

Just saying.
Forum: General 02-19-2010, 04:53 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 6,655
Happy birthday - and just remember, you'll never...

Happy birthday - and just remember, you'll never be too big to be put over my knee.
Forum: Fashion 02-08-2010, 02:16 AM
Replies: 502
Views: 127,603
How does it look?

How does it look?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-07-2010, 06:11 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,996
I am. The rest of these people clearly suck. ...

I am. The rest of these people clearly suck.

Speaking of Chris, did you manage to hunt down Blue Jam yet?
Forum: Music 02-07-2010, 06:06 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,523
I think you might like The Monks.

I think you might like The Monks.
Forum: General 02-07-2010, 06:03 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,813
Either that, or you misheard a woman telling her...

Either that, or you misheard a woman telling her child not to be sullen. ;)
Forum: Introductions 02-07-2010, 05:57 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 9,931
Clearly, you didn't get the memo to the effect...

Clearly, you didn't get the memo to the effect that this thread is no longer about you.
Forum: Fashion 02-07-2010, 03:25 AM
Replies: 502
Views: 127,603
All the way back to my natural colour for the...

All the way back to my natural colour for the first time in five years or so. The different shades were fun, but I wouldn't trade on the shine and condition at the moment.

PJ: I don't think...
Forum: Whining 02-07-2010, 03:13 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
Wink Oh baby. Okay, that got me hot.

Oh baby. Okay, that got me hot.
Forum: Whining 02-05-2010, 08:43 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
This is almost painful to watch. Almost. But...

This is almost painful to watch.

Almost. But mostly just hilarious.

Apathy - give in, you know you want to. (To Mir, I mean, not the algae above me.)
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 07:55 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
I don't know, he's a stubborn fucker. Achieving...

I don't know, he's a stubborn fucker. Achieving your goal will most likely require an ambush of some kind, or at least dressing up like a lady, like Bugs Bunny winding up Elmer Fudd.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 04:00 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
Not sure, actually - probably a combination of...

Not sure, actually - probably a combination of your general propensity towards the underdog, and the fact that he won't let you kiss him. :D
Forum: Spooky News 01-29-2010, 03:39 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,534
Await the inevitable film... and hopefully the...

Await the inevitable film... and hopefully the remainder of his unpublished writings.

Eh, could do worse.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2010, 03:29 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,498
You voted for Creature, didn't you?

You voted for Creature, didn't you?
Forum: Literature 01-22-2010, 06:05 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 28,289
DT is pushing 40 - that's a ten-year discrepancy...

DT is pushing 40 - that's a ten-year discrepancy at least and a seventeen at most. So really, it basically IS like getting a 30 year old man to play Romeo.

Otherwise, carry on.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-02-2010, 04:12 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,093
Finally, someone says something sensible.

Finally, someone says something sensible.
Forum: Literature 12-29-2009, 07:12 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 28,289
Agreed, his performance was almost faultless....

Agreed, his performance was almost faultless. Hamlet's youth is a requirement of the text rather than a flaw in DT's delivery - think about how many times the word youth, or derivatives thereof, are...
Forum: General 12-28-2009, 08:16 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,669
An absolutely hideous necklace from my inferior...

An absolutely hideous necklace from my inferior other which will be exchanged for something not disgusting at the earliest opportunity.
Forum: General 12-28-2009, 08:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,394
That's because you don't HAVE a fiancé.

That's because you don't HAVE a fiancé.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-27-2009, 05:58 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,093
Don't test me, boy. I got a walking cane and a...

Don't test me, boy. I got a walking cane and a bottle of cod liver oil with your name on it.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-27-2009, 05:55 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,093
Leaving aside the fact that you just earned...

Leaving aside the fact that you just earned yourself the kind of beating usually reserved for red-headed stepchildren, he said "preferably modern".

Impertinent little gobshite.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-27-2009, 05:40 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,093
I'm guessing it's films you're after? The Big...

I'm guessing it's films you're after? The Big Lebowski and In the Loop (you don't have to watch The Thick of It first, but it's awesome) are the only recent-ish ones I can think of off the top of my...
Forum: Fashion 12-27-2009, 05:24 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 13,091
Usually just mascara, with a little baby powder...

Usually just mascara, with a little baby powder to kill any shine and a tiny bit of eyeliner on the outer corners if I have time. A smudge of eyeshadow in the socket, properly applied eyeliner, and a...
Forum: Literature 12-27-2009, 05:12 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 28,289
Well, going slowly insane needn't mean going...

Well, going slowly insane needn't mean going slowly. At least he didn't do the Doctor-esque cuts to shouts and yelps of varying volume (though I must confess I was almost expecting them at points).
...
Forum: Literature 12-27-2009, 04:42 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 28,289
Did anyone see the Royal Shakespeare Co's Hamlet...

Did anyone see the Royal Shakespeare Co's Hamlet with David Tennant yesterday? Absolutely fucking brilliant. He's perhaps a bit old for the role in my mind, but he really was excellent.
Forum: General 12-10-2009, 03:25 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,726
Wink http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnPydwyoLpM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnPydwyoLpM
Forum: General 12-10-2009, 01:54 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,726
Only on slow days. ;)

Only on slow days. ;)
Forum: General 12-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 13,726
My real name is so brilliant you'd all be jealous...

My real name is so brilliant you'd all be jealous if I told you, and envy on the scale that we're looking at here eats at the soul until there's nothing left but a bitter, covetous husk.

It's best...
Forum: Literature 12-10-2009, 12:08 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,278
Don't know, I also got bored and couldn't be...

Don't know, I also got bored and couldn't be arsed to finish it.
Forum: Whining 12-10-2009, 11:47 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 35,743
If you have a sweet tooth, red grapes and...

If you have a sweet tooth, red grapes and pomegranates are the way forward (although bear in mind that your body turns fruit into sugar, so vegetables are better if you can wait the cravings out).
...
Forum: Literature 12-04-2009, 09:00 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,360
Wrong. I simply found it extremely forgettable. ...

Wrong. I simply found it extremely forgettable.

Not BAD - just nothing special or new.

JCC - you have the gift of genius, but now must learn that of compassion. Go easy on the idiots who know...
Forum: Literature 12-04-2009, 08:49 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2y0WebFULM ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2y0WebFULM

Not even tits. Rose petals. Fucking ROSE petals. You were robbed there.

Besides, catering to slavering idiots isn't exactly a virtue - it's not like...
Forum: Literature 12-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 7,360
True Blood is rubbish (apart from the excellent...

True Blood is rubbish (apart from the excellent opening credits), and American Beauty was enjoyable enough but certainly nothing special.
Forum: Whining 12-04-2009, 04:49 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,032
It's some sad shit to see a sister break...

It's some sad shit to see a sister break character. Make sure you take the time for at least an occasional triple-snap moment at someone else's expense - let's be honest, only about five of these...
Forum: Introductions 11-19-2009, 06:50 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
I don't have Facebook. Security reasons, rather...

I don't have Facebook. Security reasons, rather than Apathy's shameless tattling, lies at the heart of this infinitely wise decision.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 09:02 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
I'm at work now. I'll have internet at home...

I'm at work now. I'll have internet at home within the next 2 weeks.



Yes, but it will be too much for your mortal form and some dark stranger will have to come and exorcise you before you...
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 08:43 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
I'm a judgmental totalitarian dictator,...

I'm a judgmental totalitarian dictator, nit-picker.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 08:38 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,705
Not an English student? Shocking... Not...

Not an English student? Shocking...

Not self-important? With good reason.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 08:36 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
I own everything - I'm like the Cat from Red...

I own everything - I'm like the Cat from Red Dwarf, only prettier.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-17-2009, 08:35 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,666
I'd want him to insult me as he rammed it in....

I'd want him to insult me as he rammed it in. It'd probably be disappointing otherwise.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-17-2009, 08:17 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,666
Anyone who can hold together a furious,...

Anyone who can hold together a furious, terrifying, vein-throbbing tirade with such an impressive level of eloquence and such hilarious insults deserves a congratulatory screw. It's only fair.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-17-2009, 08:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,666
I don't know what it is. He's deeply unpleasant...

I don't know what it is. He's deeply unpleasant and physically unappealing, yet for some reason, I would.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-17-2009, 07:31 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,666
There are quite a few episodes on TV Shack,...

There are quite a few episodes on TV Shack, including episode 3 of the new series, which was bloody hilarious.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 05:15 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
Yeah, I'm pretty magnificant.

Yeah, I'm pretty magnificant.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 11-17-2009, 05:13 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,666
In the Loop / The Thick of It

Talk about how Thick of It is currently the best show on television, how James Gandolfini actually ceased to evoke any thought of Tony Soprano in Loop, and why Malcolm Tucker is strangely attractive.
Forum: Fashion 11-17-2009, 04:39 AM
Replies: 183
Views: 129,107
Brown does bring out the blue in eyes with any...

Brown does bring out the blue in eyes with any hint of them. Subtlety, though - just a little dusting in the socket is enough, unless you enjoy looking like a junkie.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 04:27 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
No thanks, I don't drink on behalf of sexists. ...

No thanks, I don't drink on behalf of sexists.

Now you don't know whether I'm a woman who's offended at your suggestion that females don't have balls, or a bloke who's offended that you're...
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2009, 04:25 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
It's a socio-historical look at the American...

It's a socio-historical look at the American novel, 1945-1990. Kind of a blend of cultural studies and literature.



From now on, I AM the marriage list. It's a fair and reasonable offer.


...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2009, 03:47 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
Many thanks, I'll brainwash you to an appropriate...

Many thanks, I'll brainwash you to an appropriate level later. ;]
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2009, 03:30 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 4,806
It's Judgement Day... again.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

PhD student, part-time teacher and office drone.

Hobbies: reading (obviously), writing short stories and poetry (badly), writing articles and essays...
Forum: General 10-28-2009, 11:17 AM
Replies: 4,751
Views: 785,813
A marvellous academic choice. Stop by and say...

A marvellous academic choice. Stop by and say hello if you should visit the campus. ;)
Forum: General 10-25-2009, 06:07 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,001,898
Lovely dress, Wishcat.

Lovely dress, Wishcat.
Forum: General 10-25-2009, 05:59 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,244
You know guys, as much as I appreciate the...

You know guys, as much as I appreciate the utility of healthy rivalry, I'm sure I can't be the only one who thinks you two should get it over with and fuck already. ;)



The Judge resides in the...
Forum: General 10-24-2009, 12:58 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,244
Maybe later, I'm on and off the computer at the...

Maybe later, I'm on and off the computer at the moment. We'll catch up soon.

Did you ever nail that girl you had your eye on?
Forum: General 10-24-2009, 12:51 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,244
Hey JCC, have you, Apathy, Gothicus and all the...

Hey JCC, have you, Apathy, Gothicus and all the possessors of reason been flying the flag for magnificence in my absence or am I going to find the walls smeared with brain-excrement? It'll be easier...
Forum: General 10-24-2009, 11:26 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,244
I judge this thread to be the worthier, for the...

I judge this thread to be the worthier, for the Judge has posted in it.
Forum: General 10-24-2009, 11:23 AM
Replies: 294
Views: 53,489
Stripy socks, leather skirt and the cheapest,...

Stripy socks, leather skirt and the cheapest, shittiest witch hat Tescos have to offer.

I hate costume parties.
Forum: General 10-24-2009, 05:37 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 842,244
As a fellow redhead, I personally find blue to be...

As a fellow redhead, I personally find blue to be far more flattering than the constant green we're advised to wear. Anything from (muted) royal to navy, although light looks terrible. There are also...
Forum: Politics 03-29-2009, 02:07 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 5,944
"The blood is thus used to strengthen the...

"The blood is thus used to strengthen the willpower and bodystrenght ;not as main source of energy ;this means normal food and drinks are still consumed."

So, you're a half-assed "vampyre", too...
Forum: General 03-28-2009, 04:55 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,086
But couldn't you all just leave it as you used...

But couldn't you all just leave it as you used it, and put it up/down BEFORE using it instead of after, removing the need to remember to do anything? Or was that considered sexist and disrespectful?
Forum: General 03-28-2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,086
I wish I were one of those women who bitches...

I wish I were one of those women who bitches about her live-in leaving the toilet seat UP - I raise you inadvertantly sitting in someone else's pee over butter in the fridge.
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2009, 04:42 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,485
Holy shit, you're annoying.

Holy shit, you're annoying.
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2009, 04:39 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,122
People who've read this and still hate Hawthorne...

People who've read this and still hate Hawthorne should be rounded up and relocated to concentration camps.

Welcome.
Forum: Literature 03-28-2009, 01:55 PM
Replies: 3,273
Views: 771,651
.... No.

....

No.
Forum: Whining 03-28-2009, 12:59 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 9,676
Tampons aren't enough. Never send a bullet to do...

Tampons aren't enough. Never send a bullet to do a dildo's job.

It's true that not all men will slow down knowing that someone's a virgin - some are assholes, others are just inexperienced. I...
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2009, 12:52 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 12,340
Madame Bovary is excellent. And yes, send...

Madame Bovary is excellent.

And yes, send the poem.
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 12,340
Saving the world, of course. And introducing...

Saving the world, of course. And introducing lazy-assed undergraduates to the beauty of Richard Pryor. (The explanation Gothicus gave obviously goes without saying, but that's all in a day's work.)
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-28-2009, 11:46 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 7,321
The Devils, Rec, Twins of Evil, Eraserhead; not...

The Devils, Rec, Twins of Evil, Eraserhead; not that many, really. I find Nightmare on Elm Street more interesting than I used to. Creep wasn't bad, cheap and slasher-esque as it was - ditto The...
Forum: Politics 03-28-2009, 11:41 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,498
We are the same, you and I - two souls cut from...

We are the same, you and I - two souls cut from the same cloth.

'Cept I'm better, obviously. ;)
Forum: Introductions 03-28-2009, 11:26 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 12,340
"Bollocks to furthering the spread of...

"Bollocks to furthering the spread of civilization" - such heresy. I suppose I can blame withdrawal symptoms on your inability to look after the forum in my absence - or perhaps you can explain to me...
Forum: Music 03-26-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 8,541
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0

I'm not sure what's in the poorest taste here - playing tug-of-war with a comatose man, or that sequinned catsuit coupled with deeply unsexy gyrations.
Forum: Introductions 03-26-2009, 01:01 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 12,340
Spoken like a truly bored person.

Spoken like a truly bored person.
Forum: General 03-26-2009, 12:57 PM
Replies: 2,512
Views: 252,678
Devo are playing in London in June, and word on...

Devo are playing in London in June, and word on the street is that the set will be comprised of Are We Not Men?

There's nothing else for it - the Judge shall simply have to go and dance, as she...
Forum: General 03-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Replies: 187
Views: 25,085
Is ceasing to be a militant ignoramus not a...

Is ceasing to be a militant ignoramus not a worthy goal?
Forum: Shill 03-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,445
Works for me - I pissed myself reading the site.

Works for me - I pissed myself reading the site.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 10:39 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,198
RIP William Melvin Hicks

If you can, take a moment today to get absolutely wankered to a soundtrack of Dylan, Waits and Hendrix, in memory of one of the coolest fuckers to ever grace our screens.
...
Forum: Spooky News 02-26-2009, 10:26 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,350
Why? They have a better excuse than the rest of...

Why? They have a better excuse than the rest of us for behaving like morons once in a while.


What the fuck does being ashamed of the naked body have to do with respecting it?

You're right...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 10:17 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,980
How disgusting -a sordid little show for sordid...

How disgusting -a sordid little show for sordid little people with sordid little minds. Ripping off Cilla Black is scraping he bottom of the barrel under any circumstances, but pandering the poor...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-26-2009, 10:08 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 6,120
I got the box set for £30, and you'll probably...

I got the box set for £30, and you'll probably find it even cheaper online.

Love Hammer Horror. It's just so... quaint.
Forum: Fashion 02-19-2009, 01:07 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 8,902
I don't like the lipstick. But I think lipstick...

I don't like the lipstick. But I think lipstick looks hideous on almost everyone, regardless of sex. I also agree about the haircut, although you could just tie it up if you wanted to.

You're a...
Forum: General 02-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 350,097
Listening to Ween and drinking wine that I'll...

Listening to Ween and drinking wine that I'll regret immensely at 6.45 tomorrow morning.
Forum: Politics 02-19-2009, 12:51 PM
Replies: 228
Views: 43,289
If it were ALL humans, nothing. As it is, though,...

If it were ALL humans, nothing. As it is, though, whilst perhaps screening for rare genetic disorders could become widely available (at least, to the more affluent inhabitants of First World...
Forum: Whining 02-19-2009, 11:49 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
Yes, but supermarket "free range" hens certainly...

Yes, but supermarket "free range" hens certainly don't live like yours do.
Forum: Whining 02-19-2009, 11:37 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
I'd imagine it's primarily a moral issue - even...

I'd imagine it's primarily a moral issue - even free range hens get a pretty rough deal.
Forum: Politics 02-19-2009, 10:58 AM
Replies: 228
Views: 43,289
I have no problem with removing genes for certain...

I have no problem with removing genes for certain debilitating illnesses. However messing with traits like intelligence, appearance, et cetera, will simply create a super-race when carried to its...
Forum: Spooky News 02-19-2009, 10:49 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,538
Technically that isn't true here, though I don't...

Technically that isn't true here, though I don't know about the US. You're unlikely to be convicted unless you literally maim someone - or get caught - but UK law does not accept consent as...
Forum: Whining 02-19-2009, 10:32 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,619
Prezactly my thoughts. I agree that not all acts...

Prezactly my thoughts. I agree that not all acts of worthy of respect on the basis of the culture to which they belong, but the example was poorly chosen when there are children having their...
Forum: Whining 02-17-2009, 11:18 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,609
The Judge is not a particularly sporty type, but...

The Judge is not a particularly sporty type, but does enjoy badminton (easy to master to the point of being at least reasonably competent). It's as taxing as you want to make it, so it's good for...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 02:23 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
Do me a favour and quit having expectations of...

Do me a favour and quit having expectations of me. Buy a string-puppet, and be satisfied when it dances for you.

Answer my question and we'll have a mature debate. You see, I have actually read...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 02:10 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
RUINT IT! Enjoy whatever you please -...

RUINT IT!



Enjoy whatever you please - the Judge appreciates diversity.


Following the Judge shall both beautify and beatify you.
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 02:05 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
Read the thread's first post, genius. And...

Read the thread's first post, genius.

And read Dawkins while you're at it.
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:59 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
The Judge has to google her, because she is...

The Judge has to google her, because she is innocent when it comes to crappy lit; a pure soul.

After spending mere seconds reading up on her, the Judge can state with confidence that she would...
Forum: Spooky News 02-12-2009, 01:54 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,902
Catholicism's dogmatic expansions upon...

Catholicism's dogmatic expansions upon Christianity. Christianity warns against false prophets; Catholicism posits one man as God's spokesperson on Earth.
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:51 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
Ignoring the fact that you're applying a...

Ignoring the fact that you're applying a GENETICALLY evolutionary concept to this situation (and the fact that you're obviously unable to distinguish between purely physical and humanistic concepts):...
Forum: Spooky News 02-12-2009, 01:42 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,902
Oh, just admit that broad terminology ignores the...

Oh, just admit that broad terminology ignores the finer points of religions. You know it, I know it, and the Pope would risk Hell over it.
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:35 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
No, he wouldn't. I saw a documentary a couple of...

No, he wouldn't. I saw a documentary a couple of months ago in which he was arguing for altruism as anthropologically viable.

Also, The Selfish Gene is about gene selection, not selfishness as a...
Forum: Fashion 02-12-2009, 01:30 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 200,863
It's understandable. Guns are less scary than...

It's understandable. Guns are less scary than needles to a child, because it sounds like it'll be over quicker.
Forum: Spooky News 02-12-2009, 01:29 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,902
"Christians accepting the idea of evolution isn't...

"Christians accepting the idea of evolution isn't really news."

Catholics: not to be confused with Christians. ;)
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
It really comes down to how trustworthy his best...

It really comes down to how trustworthy his best friend's parents are. If they're not lunatics, his parents should allow this, at least on a trial basis. People need to realise that children aren't...
Forum: Fashion 02-12-2009, 01:22 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 200,863
The Judge detests people who have their baby's...

The Judge detests people who have their baby's ears pierced.
Forum: Spooky News 02-12-2009, 01:08 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,902
You said it wasn't news. News is information...

You said it wasn't news. News is information which is in the public interest. This is an interesting development. Maybe I misunderstood you?
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:06 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
That wasn't a bad post, but the one about poking...

That wasn't a bad post, but the one about poking immature teens with sticks pretty much trivialised the whole issue. Claiming that cursing your parents isn't okay compounded this - what's best for...
Forum: Literature 02-12-2009, 12:59 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 4,689
That actually wasn't bad. I almost smiled.

That actually wasn't bad. I almost smiled.
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 12:57 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
Tam, you're right in pointing out that there may...

Tam, you're right in pointing out that there may be larger issues for the whole family at stake, but Agios is entitled to be pissed off about this. It may not damage him for life, but it DOES have a...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-12-2009, 12:54 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 13,305
The fact that both have become a manufacturer's...

The fact that both have become a manufacturer's wet dream doesn't necessarily point to equal validity as literature. Twilight is marketed mainly at teenage girls; Harry Potter is children's...
Forum: Spooky News 02-12-2009, 12:48 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,902
Only the ones who abide by the doctrines of their...

Only the ones who abide by the doctrines of their own religion, which state that papal infallibility is absolute. In an ideologically shifting world, the fact that they are not insignificant in...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 12:41 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Just reading that post took me to the Hell of...

Just reading that post took me to the Hell of intellectual poverty.

However being a deity, I was untouched by My dumbed down surroundings, and continued to beam forth the light of salvation. It's...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-12-2009, 12:39 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,151
Dead Set was pretty good. Charlie Brooker is...

Dead Set was pretty good.

Charlie Brooker is great, he takes bitching to a whole new level. I think the reason he's clever is that he doesn't try to be - he just bitches, and happens to be right...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-12-2009, 12:27 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,151
Charlie Brooker - comedian, columnist, and all-around miserable git.

The Judge is amused by the gripings of this bitter man who slags off everything in existence from the comfort of his sofa.

I give you his brief history of advertising.
...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 11:50 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
I love how the "you're a kid, you should do as...

I love how the "you're a kid, you should do as you're told" club are pretending they never acted like brats over something far less significant than disconnection from every non-family related...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 10:25 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
I do apologise for the confusion - I forgot that...

I do apologise for the confusion - I forgot that in the US, only a small hadful of privileged kids know how to read, and consequently assume anyone who laughs at their terrible mockney must be...
Forum: Whining 02-11-2009, 11:24 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,609
I would have (although I'm a sucker for these...

I would have (although I'm a sucker for these kind of animals). If you're in a position to, I would break your rule just this once.

And tell the shop you want a discount on the biggest cage they...
Forum: Whining 02-11-2009, 12:33 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,609
The Judge has acquired several pets in similar...

The Judge has acquired several pets in similar situations. Apart from the head-wound - that's just plain disturbing. Poor thing. Don't suppose you want it? They're adorable pets once they get used to...
Forum: Whining 02-11-2009, 12:23 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
The British blame their personal shortcomings a...

The British blame their personal shortcomings a punk rock music movement before making obscure statements about said movement's ability to mount the "apple and pears"? Perhaps you should study their...
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 02:24 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
The compulsion to conglomerate around a common...

The compulsion to conglomerate around a common ideal, whilst simultaneously positing this ideal as a form of rebellion against the status quo, was the point of My post. Did you actually think I was...
Forum: Literature 02-10-2009, 01:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,974
You should team up with Menus. Alone, you are...

You should team up with Menus. Alone, you are weak and somewhat dull, but together I suspect you would be hilarious. :D
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Mir, you're cute and all, but there's something...

Mir, you're cute and all, but there's something you need to realise: everything that exists does so for the Judge's amusement. People can either climb aboard and enjoy themselves, as some have done,...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:35 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Not at all. I laugh my arse off at every attempt...

Not at all. I laugh my arse off at every attempt Menus makes at a response. What else is the internet for?
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:29 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Lies are easy, but the easy option is morally...

Lies are easy, but the easy option is morally suspect when undertaken solely to avoid difficulty and conflict. Menus must be stopped - stupidity is catching. If you require proof, look at the upward...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:22 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
I am more than pleasant to all who are pleasant...

I am more than pleasant to all who are pleasant to me. You were not, so quit pretending to be the victim in all this just because you happen to be making a dick of yourself.

I AM THE JUDGE, YOU...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Congratulations upon achieving total...

Congratulations upon achieving total incomprehensibility. It's a small achievement, but will doubtless be the high point of your laughable life for years to come, until your demise due to full...
Forum: Literature 02-10-2009, 01:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,974
You are also worthy of a spin-doctor post. Here's...

You are also worthy of a spin-doctor post. Here's my card.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:10 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
"Doing auras" IS making shit up, genius.

"Doing auras" IS making shit up, genius.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:07 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
I challenge you to a Judge-fight. This will...

I challenge you to a Judge-fight.

This will play out like watching an exterminator lay waste to a plague of termites, but feel free to start a thread, should you feel equal to the task.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:01 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
More like cat versus beetle - not much of a...

More like cat versus beetle - not much of a fight, but amusing nonetheless.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 12:59 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Then put me back in my place by showing your...

Then put me back in my place by showing your intelligence to be the equal of My own.

You can't, but I'd be amused to see you try.
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 12:48 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
If I ever run into you guys, I promise to turn...

If I ever run into you guys, I promise to turn water into coffee. This is My covenant with you.
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 12:41 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
I live close by... be careful how you cyberspend...

I live close by... be careful how you cyberspend your pennies. ;)
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
When Earth is as Paradise, we shall do drunken...

When Earth is as Paradise, we shall do drunken displays of jackassery in some seedy bar. For now, I have philistines to civilise, and a death-list as long as my arm.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 12:25 PM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
Initially, I don't think so, but fresh vegetables...

Initially, I don't think so, but fresh vegetables start losing their nutritional value shortly after harvesting (I don't know how significant the loss is). Frozen ones have the vitamins et cetera...
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 12:22 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
Either outline your counterargument, or remain...

Either outline your counterargument, or remain silent. Such uninformative interjections are merely irksome.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 12:19 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
The topic you begun shall remain until you either...

The topic you begun shall remain until you either reply to the very question you implicitly posed, or admit defeat.

Nice attempt to wriggle out of it, though. Maybe you should put that soapbox...
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 12:18 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
Of course - that's why there's no difference...

Of course - that's why there's no difference between an emo, a goth, a punk, a skinhead, and a whatever. The music and fashion differs, but the urge to throw yourself into a pre-formed identity...
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 12:10 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Someday. For now, this sorry world needs me.

Someday. For now, this sorry world needs me.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 12:08 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Mr. Filth used to refer to me as "Master", so I...

Mr. Filth used to refer to me as "Master", so I doubt he's your man here.

I miss him... :(

So basically, you have nothing, just as I thought.
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 11:47 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
None whatsoever.

None whatsoever.
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 11:46 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Ignore him. He's a douche. Fashion is by...

Ignore him. He's a douche.

Fashion is by nature ridiculous - enjoy it, and wear whatever you like. That's what it's for. If something looks bad to others, rejoice, for your own choices shall...
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 11:40 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
No - only the ones who think this makes them...

No - only the ones who think this makes them speshul and uncommonly deep and sensitive, to the point where they feel the need to create a subculture out of it. (And the ones who genuinely enjoy the...
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 11:22 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,066
Yes. Raccoons are cute.

Yes. Raccoons are cute.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 11:21 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
In that case, you are currently making the best...

In that case, you are currently making the best of your assets. Push-ups won't make any difference.

A friend of mine with due-South boobs claims that bras with thick straps work best for her in...
Forum: Shill 02-10-2009, 11:17 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 18,281
Half-right. It's a subculture ostensibly based...

Half-right. It's a subculture ostensibly based upon music, but which has been adopted by angst-ridden teens and reformed into a cult of self-pity built around the pervasive concept of the traumatic...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 11:10 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
Push-ups won't lift your boobs - they'll just...

Push-ups won't lift your boobs - they'll just enable you to do that pec-twitching thing that heavily muscled men sometimes do. If you've started to sag then the best option is to get measured, and...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 11:05 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
It's true - sometimes when you think you're...

It's true - sometimes when you think you're hungry, a glass of water is what you need, even though you may not feel especially thirsty. (Try a glass if you find yourself hungry a short while after a...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 10:28 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
The Judge does not require worship. Merely...

The Judge does not require worship. Merely obedience.


Ecstatic, thank you.
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 10:26 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,066
Not in the least. The Judge merely sees more...

Not in the least. The Judge merely sees more clearly than most mere mortals, and felt the need to enhance this thread with her high-quality ruminations. You're still in line to lead My army - just as...
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 10:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 3,066
Did nobody else read this as a piss-take on...

Did nobody else read this as a piss-take on freeganism?

No? Just the Judge?
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 10:08 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Cast the log out of your eye and repent your lack...

Cast the log out of your eye and repent your lack of bedazzlement!!
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 10:07 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
This is excellent advice for everybody.

This is excellent advice for everybody.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:59 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Obviously you haven't been following the Judge's...

Obviously you haven't been following the Judge's posts. ;)
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:48 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Go ahead and give it a try. Go on, dazzle me with...

Go ahead and give it a try. Go on, dazzle me with your wit.
Forum: Literature 02-10-2009, 09:46 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,974
The mere act of using the word judgemental in...

The mere act of using the word judgemental in conjunction with the Judge has assured you of the post. However, are you certain you wouldn't prefer something in the government spin-doctor sector? More...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:42 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 4,615
It is on. His FACE. If he is so determined to...

It is on. His FACE. If he is so determined to externalise whatever views moved him to get a swastika tattoo on the one body part which is bound to be noticed by anyone he has any contact with (and...
Forum: Spooky News 02-10-2009, 09:37 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,980
This is not solely an issue which rests upon...

This is not solely an issue which rests upon European laws regarding free speech (although it does sometimes overlap with the free speech laws of a particular country). Holocaust denial laws tend to...
Forum: General 02-10-2009, 09:23 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,890
Describing any one genre as unequivocally "great"...

Describing any one genre as unequivocally "great" betrays a lack of discernment towards the artists of whose work said genre is comprised correlative with youthful enthusiasm.

Just saying. ;)
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:16 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,200
It's far worse than that - Bale himself is...

It's far worse than that - Bale himself is actually on record saying, "what you hear in that recording, it's half me, half John Connor."

I think we can all agree that this is a serious contender...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:07 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Who's a tired, cranky boy? Don't fight it - just...

Who's a tired, cranky boy? Don't fight it - just relax and slip into sweet unconsciousness. You'll feel better in the morning, I promise. ;)

Someone sing this poor baby a lullaby before he bursts...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 09:03 AM
Replies: 898
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Drink plenty of water - the brain often confuses...

Drink plenty of water - the brain often confuses thirst for hunger. Look for online recipes which are vegetable-heavy. Learn to use spices and seasoning to avoid getting stuck with bland food, and...
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