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Forum: General 07-15-2006, 08:58 PM
Replies: 3,551
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Posted By Crom Crauch
< knows of much better things to do with pie, and...

< knows of much better things to do with pie, and will demonstrate at least one of them with a member of the opposite sex.
< will bring the caffinated beverages, including at least 2 cases of Jolt...
Forum: General 07-08-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
rawr!! flame me if you like isn't a palindrome!!...

rawr!! flame me if you like isn't a palindrome!! *goes all grammer-nazi-ish at maggot* heh, just kidding! :D
Forum: General 07-08-2006, 07:39 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
the best drama/thriller that < has read recently...

the best drama/thriller that < has read recently is Ghost and Kildar by John Ringo.
< hasn't been on in a long time as < has been at a summer camp without internet for a long time
Forum: General 06-17-2006, 08:45 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Fiddler's Green

Fiddler's Green
Forum: Politics 06-16-2006, 06:20 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,827
Posted By Crom Crauch
Remember that old saying? Good fences make good...

Remember that old saying? Good fences make good neighbors? Well, as far as that goes... it's true. And it looks like Bush and the rest of his administration has forgotten that.
Forum: General 06-16-2006, 06:05 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
maybe... but wouldn't that then be rather......

maybe... but wouldn't that then be rather... meaty cake? And here I was, thinking that cake isn't supposed to be blood-soaked.
Forum: General 06-12-2006, 09:08 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
I see... and your family/parentals/sig. other...

I see... and your family/parentals/sig. other won't help because...?
Forum: General 06-12-2006, 09:01 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
why do you have the money troubles?

why do you have the money troubles?
Forum: General 06-12-2006, 08:54 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< nein meine Herr, ego solus verbo latinum V...

< nein meine Herr, ego solus verbo latinum
V verbo latinum?
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 08:58 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< only tries for the most descriptive names for...

< only tries for the most descriptive names for <'s cats.
< thinks that someone possibly deleted said thread, as < cannot find it either
Forum: Introductions 06-10-2006, 11:30 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,198
Posted By Crom Crauch
you could always post in the randomness thread...

you could always post in the randomness thread though
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
'Twould be fun... much fun *e-ville grin*

'Twould be fun... much fun *e-ville grin*
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 11:07 AM
Replies: 259
Views: 72,524
Posted By Crom Crauch
just a quick question that betrays my ignorance...

just a quick question that betrays my ignorance of anything other then computer games... how does one do this screenshot taking and posting?
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 11:04 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
oh certainly, I'd be happy to join this joyous...

oh certainly, I'd be happy to join this joyous occaision now ;)
Forum: Introductions 06-10-2006, 11:04 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,843
Posted By Crom Crauch
welcome to G-net! have fun, and avoid the...

welcome to G-net! have fun, and avoid the camels, they bite
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 10:55 AM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
going out to the supermarket Ritz Crackers...

going out to the supermarket

Ritz Crackers or Wheat thins?
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 10:54 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
<'s cat's names are currently Emilio and Mouse......

<'s cat's names are currently Emilio and Mouse... <'s dead cat was named Beowulf.
< would show O mouse via webcam, but < is far too lazy to install necessary programs and do a video intro of <'self
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 10:51 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
*has just seen the posts* wow... just, wow...

*has just seen the posts* wow... just, wow...
Forum: Introductions 06-10-2006, 10:50 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,129
Posted By Crom Crauch
spiffy and welcome

spiffy and welcome
Forum: General 06-10-2006, 08:24 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but with no real economic incentives to...

Granted, but with no real economic incentives to improve the economy of a country, all the world's economy comes crashing down, destroying the internet.

I wish I were both invincible and immortal
Forum: General 06-09-2006, 08:41 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< is not a contortionist, though < used to be...

< is not a contortionist, though < used to be such a thing
< thinks that webcams are possibly the third greatest invention of the current era, as both computers and the internet come first, what...
Forum: General 06-09-2006, 08:31 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but a little known ingredient leaves you...

Granted, but a little known ingredient leaves you zombie like for the rest of your life, but as you are quickly killed by an escaped psychotic person, it becomes a moot point.

I wish that I could...
Forum: General 06-09-2006, 08:25 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Ahnold Schwarzenegger(sp?)

Ahnold Schwarzenegger(sp?)
Forum: General 06-09-2006, 08:24 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< has two living cats, one dead cat, and one cat...

< has two living cats, one dead cat, and one cat plushie somewheres about the premises at most times. does V have many felines about the place?
Forum: Politics 06-06-2006, 09:59 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 20,493
Posted By Crom Crauch
Communism works fine... in theory. In practice...

Communism works fine... in theory. In practice however... communism sucks. It sucks worse then facism, which is sayin' a lot
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:55 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,791
Posted By Crom Crauch
You must construct additional pylons! :D

You must construct additional pylons! :D
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:36 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,791
Posted By Crom Crauch
eh, Raynor and fenix live, and that's all that's...

eh, Raynor and fenix live, and that's all that's important
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:26 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,791
Posted By Crom Crauch
betcher ass :D

betcher ass :D
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:20 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
so, Starcraft is far too addicting a game to be...

so, Starcraft is far too addicting a game to be played anymore
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 1,876
Views: 215,791
Posted By Crom Crauch
I played over 4.5 hours of Starcraft today... and...

I played over 4.5 hours of Starcraft today... and finally managed to do all my homework
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:17 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Gargoyle eating pigeons!

Gargoyle eating pigeons!
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:15 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 13,453
Posted By Crom Crauch
Simply because, Jillian, that you aren't worth...

Simply because, Jillian, that you aren't worth the breath to insult you with.
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:13 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but then after this particular race...

Granted, but then after this particular race discovers true world peace and zen, the moon crashes into the earth, and wipes out all life on this planet.

I wish I didn't look so boy-ish
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:11 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< does indeed have eyesockets, and offers ^ an...

< does indeed have eyesockets, and offers ^ an extra pair that were lying around
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 09:08 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 13,453
Posted By Crom Crauch
Gods, but these petty excuses for retorts make me...

Gods, but these petty excuses for retorts make me wanna gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you all to death. Bad enough to see these so-called masters attempt to ply their "trade" (which I suspect...
Forum: General 06-06-2006, 08:52 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< used to be thin enough that < could see <'s...

< used to be thin enough that < could see <'s heartbeat if < sucked in <'s stomache. < didn't know why < felt that the world needed that particular piece of information, but < told all anyways
Forum: General 06-01-2006, 04:56 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< wonders where in particular ^ is going to this...

< wonders where in particular ^ is going to this August, as < is strange, and enjoys meeting people < hasn't met in real life before. < just realized that what < just said is creepy in a bad way,...
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< has seen previous pages, and < has cable...

< has seen previous pages, and < has cable internet, so < usually wins
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:56 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but it's non-upgradeable 12.8kbps...

granted, but it's non-upgradeable 12.8kbps internet

I wish that more guys weren't idiotic sons-of-bitches
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 06:53 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< likes simul-posts, since < usually wins such...

< likes simul-posts, since < usually wins such things
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:54 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
the ch sounds like sh, and the a is long, like...

the ch sounds like sh, and the a is long, like cat. the u is like the one in push, but other then that, yes < explains to ^ and < hopes that ^ understands
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 05:50 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< stands on head to read ^'s post, but then the...

< stands on head to read ^'s post, but then the entire thread is upside down, and all the <s, ^s, and the >s fall down
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:36 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< would study for ^. This is especially true...

< would study for ^. This is especially true since < likes to eat souls... or give them to Cthulu
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
Cool around the back, so's they don't see me comin'

around the back, so's they don't see me comin'
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,427
Posted By Crom Crauch
iced tea.... ...............

iced tea....

...............
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:29 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but the haribo are all made out of pure...

granted, but the haribo are all made out of pure rat-poison, and they smell like real haribo

I wish I had a bonsai kitten
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Fuck-tard ((making more letters))

Fuck-tard ((making more letters))
Forum: General 05-31-2006, 03:22 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< doesn't study, as studying makes < dumber then...

< doesn't study, as studying makes < dumber then < already is. Wonders if V has good study habits?
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:41 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< grins, and has pm'ed ^^ <'s YIM info

< grins, and has pm'ed ^^ <'s YIM info
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< smiles and thanks ^ and < is wondering if ^ is...

< smiles and thanks ^ and < is wondering if ^ is currently on YIM?
Forum: General 05-30-2006, 09:12 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< has no idea, and comforts ^^ with the thought...

< has no idea, and comforts ^^ with the thought that at least ^^ did not have to deal with over 9 hours of testing that was harder then final exams... and that < still has three or four finals to do,...
Forum: General 05-29-2006, 06:30 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< says that the bretons were all ninnies, and...

< says that the bretons were all ninnies, and thus < fulfills ^'s hopes. < hopes that ^ is happy now. Will V do anything to make < happier?
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:51 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< will bid $9

< will bid $9
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:46 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 13,453
Posted By Crom Crauch
ah... why thank ya Sanctus. Does that mean we're...

ah... why thank ya Sanctus. Does that mean we're not even worth the spit to insult us with? :)
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:39 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
cute... wishful thinking.

cute... wishful thinking.
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:35 PM
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Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< thinks that $6 is a bit cheap for ^^'s brain

< thinks that $6 is a bit cheap for ^^'s brain
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 10:15 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 13,453
Posted By Crom Crauch
Well, with an insult like that... it's just too...

Well, with an insult like that... it's just too funny to not be a compliment.
You people disgust me with thine petty squabbling. I guess that true insults are a lost art now, despite others...
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
and was it good for you? ;)

and was it good for you? ;)
Forum: Whining 05-28-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Crom Crauch
Glad we could be of service

Glad we could be of service
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 03:30 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Valentine's Day Massacre

Valentine's Day Massacre
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 03:26 PM
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Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
Sure thing... don't buy that stuff.

Sure thing... don't buy that stuff.
Forum: General 05-28-2006, 03:15 PM
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Posted By Crom Crauch
< went to the VA renn. faire today. < had fun. ...

< went to the VA renn. faire today. < had fun. did V do anything fun today?
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 11:23 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 8,319
Posted By Crom Crauch
Bah! happy late b-day then..

Bah! happy late b-day then..
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 10:48 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
what is this translator of which you speak?

what is this translator of which you speak?
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 10:47 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
short and thick beef ribs or pork ribs?

short and thick

beef ribs or pork ribs?
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 10:41 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Tittle bit Nipply?

Tittle bit Nipply?
Forum: General 05-27-2006, 10:37 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
...*pounds head repeatedly against the computer...

...*pounds head repeatedly against the computer desk* I had a headache... but it went away...
Forum: General 05-25-2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
*starts to dance happily*

*starts to dance happily*
Forum: General 05-25-2006, 02:15 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
bigger is better Hedly Lamarr or Count...

bigger is better

Hedly Lamarr or Count DeMoney? (DeMonet)
Forum: General 05-25-2006, 01:51 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
grey white or black?

grey

white or black?
Forum: General 05-24-2006, 09:15 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but a mob of over-weight 40-year olds...

granted, but a mob of over-weight 40-year olds dressed in Sailor Scout costumes crush you to death

I wish that there was no abuse.
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 05:29 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Celtic Frost Kompressor or Rammstien?

Celtic Frost

Kompressor or Rammstien?
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 05:27 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
the pants of DOOOM!

the pants of DOOOM!
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 05:27 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but it becomes sentient, and decides...

Granted, but it becomes sentient, and decides that it wishes to live on someone elses lip.

I wish there were more pants in this world
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 05:06 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Phone convos

Phone convos
Forum: General 05-23-2006, 05:05 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< steps in and is amazed at ^'s eloquence

< steps in and is amazed at ^'s eloquence
Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
On a side note, since I'm not too sure if I...

On a side note, since I'm not too sure if I should be posting this here, but the Federal Govt. owned magazine, the Government Executive (www.govexec.com) has published an article aobut the new...
Forum: General 05-22-2006, 01:59 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
I don't listen to either, so HAH!

I don't listen to either, so HAH!
Forum: General 05-22-2006, 01:23 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
windy and raining Skirts or Kilts?

windy and raining

Skirts or Kilts?
Forum: General 05-22-2006, 01:21 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Superiority complex, 'cause I'm just that much...

Superiority complex, 'cause I'm just that much better then everybody else ;)

AIM or YIM?
Forum: General 05-22-2006, 01:12 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
all knowing corrupt minds or innocent minds?

all knowing

corrupt minds or innocent minds?
Forum: General 05-22-2006, 01:10 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 41,530
Posted By Crom Crauch
ditto... I need more friends

ditto... I need more friends
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 10:01 PM
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Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
fish?................................................

fish?.............................................
...................................................
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 09:59 PM
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Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
This Vorpal sword or Snicker Snak?

This

Vorpal sword or Snicker Snak?
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but there is only two of them, and...

Granted, but there is only two of them, and they're large on the ultra-microscopic scale... about 1 or 2 pico-meters long

I wish that magic was real, in terms of science
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 08:01 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Hah... well, same here with the Mhorrigan, which...

Hah... well, same here with the Mhorrigan, which is why they aren't included above :D

in other notes: Twenty First Century Schizoid Man!
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 07:41 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but the door is locked, and you can't...

Granted, but the door is locked, and you can't get in at all.

I wish I was a polymath.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 07:40 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
or possibly Hel, Danu or Amaterasu?

or possibly Hel, Danu or Amaterasu?
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:09 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
...orgy... Satan is clearly a pimp, and thus...

...orgy... Satan is clearly a pimp, and thus would add more women to the two of 'em... like Eve.
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 06:02 PM
Replies: 19,401
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Posted By Crom Crauch
and... Lilith?

and... Lilith?
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 05:45 PM
Replies: 24,061
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Posted By Crom Crauch
Hah... listen to Demons & Wizards then... much...

Hah... listen to Demons & Wizards then... much better romantiscism
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 05:44 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*starts to sing "The Devil went down to...

*starts to sing "The Devil went down to Georgia"*
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 05:33 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
highly enjoyable reply,...

highly enjoyable reply, mansongothicmadonnababy14... very entertaining
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 05:32 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*comforts by singing Kill a Kitten by Stephen...

*comforts by singing Kill a Kitten by Stephen Lynch*
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 04:21 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*sings* boris the spider

*sings* boris the spider
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 04:19 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< has indeed been off-world, and thanks ^ for...

< has indeed been off-world, and thanks ^ for noticing it
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 09:33 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,138
Posted By Crom Crauch
nifty pic..

nifty pic..
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 09:20 AM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,427
Posted By Crom Crauch
dog soup (really tasty... made with real dog)

dog soup (really tasty... made with real dog)
Forum: General 05-20-2006, 09:11 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch...

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why...
Forum: Politics 05-20-2006, 09:01 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
Corpsey... I've said this once and I'll say this...

Corpsey... I've said this once and I'll say this again... get the facts straight before you sound off. Rutherford made a model of the atom, true, BUT there was a problem with it. According to his...
Forum: General 05-19-2006, 07:57 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
eh, no worries

eh, no worries
Forum: General 05-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
that was all downloaded via LimeWire... though...

that was all downloaded via LimeWire... though you can buy all the CDs at ISO Tank (http://isotank.com)
Forum: General 05-19-2006, 07:37 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
it's a techno site... what did I say I was going...

it's a techno site... what did I say I was going to show you?
Forum: General 05-19-2006, 07:32 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
So'm I... which means that I've got a website...

So'm I...
which means that I've got a website you'd like...Digitally Imported (http://di.fm)
Forum: General 05-19-2006, 07:00 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
well... do you have the hummer truck yet? ;)

well... do you have the hummer truck yet? ;)
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 10:12 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
"They're always after me lucky charms!"

"They're always after me lucky charms!"
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 10:10 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
"Do ya feel lucky punk?"

"Do ya feel lucky punk?"
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 10:06 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
ice cream Dimmu Borgir or In Flames?

ice cream

Dimmu Borgir or In Flames?
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 10:03 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< might, but < generally gets lost in books that...

< might, but < generally gets lost in books that < starts to read aloud, so < is unsure whether < will help or hinder ^
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 10:01 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
now that *points at the pig-tail wearing Sanctus*...

now that *points at the pig-tail wearing Sanctus* is something we should all see :D
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 09:51 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< 'you're welcome' 's ^, and < apologizes for not...

< 'you're welcome' 's ^, and < apologizes for not warning ^ about the bench
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 09:49 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Projekt 1984 or Animal Farm?

Projekt

1984 or Animal Farm?
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 09:45 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< asks ^ if ^ is okay < also put the bench...

< asks ^ if ^ is okay
< also put the bench there... for good feng shui
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 09:40 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood
Forum: General 05-17-2006, 09:36 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< would watch ^'s pet for ^... but < can barely...

< would watch ^'s pet for ^... but < can barely watch <'self.
Forum: General 05-16-2006, 08:18 AM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< is already eating the dragon, and tells ^ and...

< is already eating the dragon, and tells ^ and ^^ that it is very tasty indeed
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:56 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< thinks that ^ is correct < also thinks that...

< thinks that ^ is correct
< also thinks that the dragon should be buried with the vicar
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:50 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
crossword puzzles Rome or the Celts?

crossword puzzles

Rome or the Celts?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:37 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
street knowledge or wisdom?

street

knowledge or wisdom?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:36 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< recommends Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate...

< recommends Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
< also likes <'s idea
< isn't worried too much about spelling mistakes, except when coupled with poor grammer
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:31 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
gimme a wake anytime Whisky or whiskey?

gimme a wake anytime

Whisky or whiskey?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:28 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< points ^ to <'s post ^^

< points ^ to <'s post ^^
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:27 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< fights the fire serpent with a level 12...

< fights the fire serpent with a level 12 soul-sucking sword... and vorpal.
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:26 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
whoda what? I'm gonna have ta go with...

whoda what?

I'm gonna have ta go with Wolfsheim, since it has the cooler name

Valhalla or Avalon?
Forum: Spooky News 05-15-2006, 10:25 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,101
Posted By Crom Crauch
I dunno... I'd've failed the prompt for going...

I dunno... I'd've failed the prompt for going over just one person... one wouldn't just be enough
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:22 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
definetly 7 for PS3 Blind Guardian or Sound...

definetly 7 for PS3

Blind Guardian or Sound Garden?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:20 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,138
Posted By Crom Crauch
very spiffy, Tstone!

very spiffy, Tstone!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< smiles and tosses a match onto the cakes, which...

< smiles and tosses a match onto the cakes, which were soaked in a mixture of kerosene, powdered magnesium, and rocket fuel. *big explosion*
Forum: Whining 05-15-2006, 10:14 PM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Crom Crauch
I hate liberals. Not because they're liberals,...

I hate liberals. Not because they're liberals, but because they always don't know what they want changed (anything not bush? the fuck are you people smoking?) they need concrete plans. For...
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:10 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Hangover... I know the cure Black Tape for a...

Hangover... I know the cure

Black Tape for a Blue Girl or Cruxshadows?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:09 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,427
Posted By Crom Crauch
(heh *snorts*)

(heh *snorts*)
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:07 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Get Nifty!!!!!!

Get Nifty!!!!!!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:06 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< asks ^ if < can burn them all

< asks ^ if < can burn them all
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:05 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but the kitty then proceeds to neuter...

Granted, but the kitty then proceeds to neuter you with a spork.

I wish that Darkangel were down here with me.
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:04 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
leather goods

leather goods
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 10:04 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but the reason is so twisted that it...

granted, but the reason is so twisted that it drives you insane and lets Cthulu into this world, who promptly eats your face.

I wish the meaning of life really was 42
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
true... anyways, back to the games? Pants

true... anyways, back to the games?

Pants
Forum: Politics 05-15-2006, 09:51 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
thanks for the support

thanks for the support
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:51 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
after I typed that, I thought about it... how...

after I typed that, I thought about it... how would 15 men stand on one guy's chest? I mean, wouldn't they fall off?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:48 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
15 men on a dead man's chest

15 men on a dead man's chest
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:46 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
fish heads

fish heads
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:45 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
wow... that Goth blonde chick is... very...

wow... that Goth blonde chick is... very unintelligent and uninspired? I think a two-year old could think of better insults then that
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:44 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Sea Monkeys!

Sea Monkeys!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:43 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
no worries, ^, < doesn't like cake much.

no worries, ^, < doesn't like cake much.
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:42 PM
Replies: 4,434
Views: 363,427
Posted By Crom Crauch
Eel sushi.....

Eel sushi.....
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:40 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Everything tastes like chicken, except for...

Everything tastes like chicken, except for chicken, which tastes like everything
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 09:39 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< walks back in and looks at the cake.

< walks back in and looks at the cake.
Forum: Politics 05-15-2006, 09:38 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
yeah... good idea, but back in the day, the...

yeah... good idea, but back in the day, the U.S.S.R. had Nuclear weapons, and probably more then the U.S. ever had... oh yeah, I do believe that Gen. George S. Patton was all for continuing World War...
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:51 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Dracula Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate...

Dracula

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny or A Crisis on Infinite Earths?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:50 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*sings* It's the end of the world, as we know it/...

*sings* It's the end of the world, as we know it/ It's the end of the world as we know it/ It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine...
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:48 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
since < is the same person as ^^, < will get ^...

since < is the same person as ^^, < will get ^ all to himself, though < will share with others
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< wants to play random party games, since < has...

< wants to play random party games, since < has never been to a party with people in their late teens(?)
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:43 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Nos Morituri Salutem Est!

Nos Morituri Salutem Est!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:39 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*points at pants* by mah pants?

*points at pants* by mah pants?
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:35 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
I am an enchanter

I am an enchanter
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:30 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but you can't say it, and thus it dies...

Granted, but you can't say it, and thus it dies unsaid

I wish DA were here with me.
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:26 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Evil Lord Bob the Destroyer of Many and Wearer of...

Evil Lord Bob the Destroyer of Many and Wearer of Pants
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:22 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but it's been written by an illiterate...

Granted, but it's been written by an illiterate Marine, and thus is completely unreadable (just joking about the Marine bit)

I wish I had fish-pants
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:19 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
Arm-pants Of Doooooooooooom!!!!

Arm-pants Of Doooooooooooom!!!!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:18 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but it's from the school of Medieval...

Granted, but it's from the school of Medieval Beer Drinking, and you die a broke and very drunk man

I wish I had a human brain in a jar
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:14 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
A night at the Opera (either the Marx brothers,...

A night at the Opera (either the Marx brothers, Queen, or Blind Guardian, take yer pick)
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:13 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< is definetly going to be getting a kilt ASAP,...

< is definetly going to be getting a kilt ASAP, and will post pics here when < can
Forum: Literature 05-15-2006, 06:13 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,996
Posted By Crom Crauch
... Pants, which she slowly and gracefully put...

... Pants, which she slowly and gracefully put on, before turning to the baby-sitter and asking, in a voice that seemed to ignore the little niceties like air and soundwaves to ask "Do you know where...
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:11 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*flicks the entire William Tell Overture on his...

*flicks the entire William Tell Overture on his throat*
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:10 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< is willing to bet shorts and kilts at ^

< is willing to bet shorts and kilts at ^
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 06:06 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
nifty, Magpie, best wishes to yer mum!

nifty, Magpie, best wishes to yer mum!
Forum: Politics 05-15-2006, 06:01 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 6,337
Posted By Crom Crauch
Of course... after FDR died and was succeeded by...

Of course... after FDR died and was succeeded by Truman (I think) Congress passed a law limiting the President to only 2 terms in office.
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 05:59 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
ninja!@!!!!!!!

ninja!@!!!!!!!
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 05:53 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< refuses to let ^ simply steal <'s avatar,...

< refuses to let ^ simply steal <'s avatar, offers to sell it instead
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 02:31 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
Shorts are in the question... if people wish to...

Shorts are in the question... if people wish to be blinded
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Red Dwarf Neitzche or Heidigger

Red Dwarf

Neitzche or Heidigger
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
*this game is Dungeons and Dragons...*

*this game is Dungeons and Dragons...*
Forum: General 05-15-2006, 08:55 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
Irish is a really hard language to teach oneself...

Irish is a really hard language to teach oneself out of a book.
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 05:51 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but you can only breathe Evian water ...

Granted, but you can only breathe Evian water

I wish I had a better computer
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but now air is poisonous to you (like,...

Granted, but now air is poisonous to you (like, instant death)

I wish I had a (human) sized katana
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 05:17 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
claymores!!!

claymores!!!
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 05:11 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but they're too narrow for you to walk ...

Granted, but they're too narrow for you to walk

I wish I owned Fly by Blind Guardian
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:54 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
(yep, now to corrupt your wish) Granted, but...

(yep, now to corrupt your wish)

Granted, but you can only hear things about yourself, and they always seem negative.

I wish that I had pockets full of Fish
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:50 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
*sean connery* My name is Bond, James Bond

*sean connery* My name is Bond, James Bond
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:49 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
*whispers* corrupt it somehow! we need the...

*whispers* corrupt it somehow! we need the corruption.
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:42 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
*whispers* what, no wish granty?

*whispers* what, no wish granty?
Forum: Literature 05-14-2006, 04:31 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,996
Posted By Crom Crauch
One of the twins looked up at her and said "It is...

One of the twins looked up at her and said "It is the Master, He Who Comes With the Dawn" as the shadow, glowing slightly with an aethereal light began to advance on the house. The twins stood with...
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:25 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but in doing so, you make the thread...

granted, but in doing so, you make the thread spontaneously combust

I wish I ruled the Earth... without challenges to my rule.
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:17 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< rolled 24 as an unearthed arcana...

< rolled 24 as an unearthed arcana fighter/barbarian.
V's initiative?
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 04:14 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< brings up the idea of pen and paper rpgs, and...

< brings up the idea of pen and paper rpgs, and requests that everyone roll for initiative
Forum: General 05-14-2006, 03:49 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< got mom a card and a (new) copy of the lord of...

< got mom a card and a (new) copy of the lord of the rings trilogy, as the other three or four copies are all falling apart.
did V get anything for mother's day?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:52 PM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Crom Crauch
well, actually, that's mostly the fault of her...

well, actually, that's mostly the fault of her teachers, who taught her to always speak down to people and repeat things ad nauseum, as it's really the only way to teach little kids (not.) besides,...
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:49 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Crom Crauch
cherry trees.

cherry trees.
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
Sword (because swords beat anything... see FF7) ...

Sword (because swords beat anything... see FF7)

Hero or Heroine? (rpg cliche)
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:40 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
granted, but Cthulu and Nyarlathotep emerge and...

granted, but Cthulu and Nyarlathotep emerge and eat you with much tentacular nastiness.

I wish I had a chibi-cthulu
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:38 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< grins and says "You know you like it" to ^. ...

< grins and says "You know you like it" to ^.
< puts ^ in his bed on his longship, because he can.
<'s little lego viking henchmen row away.
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:37 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
warm feet. King or Emporer?

warm feet.

King or Emporer?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:28 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< is in boat, but the boat is a viking longship...

< is in boat, but the boat is a viking longship and < jumps ashore and steals both ^ and ^^ because he can. On a side note, viking legos are the pinnacle of awesomeness for legos.
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 04:20 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
NotLD Sean Connery or Ewan MacGregor?

NotLD

Sean Connery or Ewan MacGregor?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 04:16 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< will learn from ^^^^

< will learn from ^^^^
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 04:15 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
give brains or brawn?

give

brains or brawn?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 04:11 PM
Replies: 4,787
Views: 455,934
Posted By Crom Crauch
@ Xng: Lotion @ Beowulf: CD Metal or...

@ Xng: Lotion

@ Beowulf: CD

Metal or Darkwave?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 04:10 PM
Replies: 3,551
Views: 345,608
Posted By Crom Crauch
< will be going as Lord Death, what will V be?

< will be going as Lord Death, what will V be?
Forum: General 05-11-2006, 03:54 PM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Crom Crauch
Granted, but the clue is to the wrong game! ...

Granted, but the clue is to the wrong game!

I wish Pinky & the Brain was back on TV.
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