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Forum: Politics 08-01-2009, 01:24 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 26,259
Posted By blackwater1110
That reminds me of a joke. Two Irish guys...

That reminds me of a joke.

Two Irish guys are brawling outside a pub when a Scottish guy ambles up, picks up the two Irishmen, and says, "Mind if I join in?"

As to the OP, I'm a really big guy,...
Forum: Politics 06-04-2009, 12:11 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 16,104
Posted By blackwater1110
Man, what is this from? It's driving me crazy...

Man, what is this from? It's driving me crazy...
Forum: Fashion 06-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,928
Posted By blackwater1110
I would totally do your thighs. Also, the...

I would totally do your thighs.

Also, the pants are blue.
Forum: Spooky News 05-06-2009, 10:57 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,023
Posted By blackwater1110
Thanks, Benjamin Franklin! AHA! Then...

Thanks, Benjamin Franklin!


AHA! Then THAT would mean that the ice cream man is a r.apist! Run away, children! Do not be tempted by strange men in multicolored vans brandishing frozen treats,...
Forum: General 05-03-2009, 09:58 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 21,969
Posted By blackwater1110
Guinness. Dark beers. Some ales. Light mexican...

Guinness. Dark beers. Some ales. Light mexican beer if it's the right occasion.

Whiskey with cranberry juice. Irish whiskeys like Jameson, J&B, Powers, Bushmills. American sour mash bourbon, like...
Forum: Spooky News 05-02-2009, 08:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,023
Posted By blackwater1110
As to my 'sweeping generalizations' rant,...

As to my 'sweeping generalizations' rant, consider my foot firmly lodged in mouth for that less-than-sociable retort. Besides, your eloquent phrases are so adorable as to make it impossible to stay...
Forum: Spooky News 05-02-2009, 12:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 8,023
Posted By blackwater1110
Have you ever taken a statistics class, or are...

Have you ever taken a statistics class, or are you just pulling all this out of your ass?

The whole point of statistics is to make sweeping generalizations based on a small amount of information....
Forum: Music 04-25-2009, 09:11 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 15,706
Posted By blackwater1110
I'd have to say either Israel or Hall of Mirrors,...

I'd have to say either Israel or Hall of Mirrors, but I'm also still exploring their material, so there is plenty of room for more! :D
Forum: Literature 04-25-2009, 08:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,367
Posted By blackwater1110
Gosh, I really wish you had been more specific...

Gosh, I really wish you had been more specific about what you are looking for in a book...But I can second the recommendations for Kafka, Philip K Dick, One Day In the Life of Ivan Desinovich,...
Forum: General 04-23-2009, 11:43 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,896
Posted By blackwater1110
No, this guy pwns you all: ...

No, this guy pwns you all:

http://phillybarrio.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mp-bravery.jpg
Forum: Introductions 04-23-2009, 11:38 PM
Replies: 34
Hey
Views: 4,379
Posted By blackwater1110
*steals shoes* Yay! I got the newbie shoes...

*steals shoes*

Yay! I got the newbie shoes of StarredLeaf. +2 Intelligence, +1 Charisma, + 3 film knowledge, +2 agility when using bicycle, +2 resistance to DC creatures, vulnerable to pillow.
...
Forum: General 04-23-2009, 01:04 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,896
Posted By blackwater1110
Your image doesn't work. What, do you do...

Your image doesn't work.

What, do you do cocaine or something?
Forum: Fashion 04-23-2009, 12:42 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 6,383
Posted By blackwater1110
Jillian, do you listen to any folk or reggae? I'm...

Jillian, do you listen to any folk or reggae? I'm just starting to get into these two forms of music and have found that there is a lot of insight in some of their lyrics.

As to the OP, I hate...
Forum: General 04-23-2009, 12:23 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,858
Posted By blackwater1110
Dammit, thanks a lot, pyre. Now I'm hungry.

Dammit, thanks a lot, pyre.

Now I'm hungry.
Forum: General 04-21-2009, 12:43 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,571
Posted By blackwater1110
Man, what a dick. You could have just said yellow...

Man, what a dick. You could have just said yellow and saved me a google search. Congrats on the light, though aren't they usually really bright white? Or is it a danger light?
Forum: General 04-21-2009, 12:39 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,401
Posted By blackwater1110
On topic: I'm very conscious of the fact...

On topic:

I'm very conscious of the fact that the majority of my wardrobe come from Hot Topic, and this bothers me because it is perceived as 'poseur' within the Gothic community. To counter this,...
Forum: General 04-21-2009, 12:27 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 10,401
Posted By blackwater1110
That's fucking retarded. Tell your friend to grow...

That's fucking retarded. Tell your friend to grow a brain or fuck off.
Forum: Fashion 04-21-2009, 12:18 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 11,314
Posted By blackwater1110
Perhaps he's trying to figure himself out, and...

Perhaps he's trying to figure himself out, and that's why he posted asking for fashion advice here? If who you are includes an appreciation for a certain aesthetic, go for it, but don't let anyone...
Forum: Spooky News 04-21-2009, 12:05 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 7,911
Posted By blackwater1110
Fucking awesome. This makes me want to turn...

Fucking awesome.

This makes me want to turn to crime even more than the economy!
Forum: General 04-20-2009, 06:21 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 74,889
Posted By blackwater1110
Mr. E, Sorry I didn't respond to your post...

Mr. E,

Sorry I didn't respond to your post sooner; I've been busy lately. That said, there's a few things I'd like to point out to you.


This is a contradiction in terms. Petty, yes, but also...
Forum: General 04-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,001,898
Posted By blackwater1110
RozzVanian, I really like your artwork. I hope...

RozzVanian, I really like your artwork. I hope you will post here more often.
Forum: General 04-12-2009, 12:47 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,896
Posted By blackwater1110
I must humbly submit my vote for the...

I must humbly submit my vote for the *ahem*...turntable slave. Clearly the coolest motherfucker so far.

Zip Zap Rap!
Forum: General 04-12-2009, 12:44 AM
Replies: 131
Views: 11,220
Posted By blackwater1110
I'm more goth than you because I'm not goth at...

I'm more goth than you because I'm not goth at all, and you're just poseur conformists.
Forum: General 04-12-2009, 12:40 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 13,830
Posted By blackwater1110
Dude that's fucked up. HumanePain is trying to...

Dude that's fucked up. HumanePain is trying to resolve a dispute between two of the board members; he doesn't need to have to concentrate on defending himself, too. HumanePain is one of the oldest...
Forum: Spooky News 04-11-2009, 10:57 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,952
Posted By blackwater1110
Ahhhh, but if you're dead, you can't get *****. I...

Ahhhh, but if you're dead, you can't get *****. I win!
Forum: General 04-11-2009, 10:55 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 30,579
Posted By blackwater1110
Change vegan to vegetarian, and I'm your man....

Change vegan to vegetarian, and I'm your man. Fuck yeah, I'm awesome!
Forum: General 04-11-2009, 02:03 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 2,001,898
Posted By blackwater1110
Damn you Brits and your easy access to awesome...

Damn you Brits and your easy access to awesome shows. You suck!

Side note: did you wear that one Sisters shirt you posted in the DIY section to the show?
Forum: General 04-11-2009, 12:34 AM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,546
Posted By blackwater1110
Kontan, I have the exact same boots and pants as...

Kontan, I have the exact same boots and pants as you.
Forum: General 04-11-2009, 12:12 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 13,700
Posted By blackwater1110
13. Find a female attendant, and get her to help...

13. Find a female attendant, and get her to help you find things in the store. Then use as many construction-related sexual innuendos as possible. ("I need to screw hard, do you have a tool for...
Forum: Spooky News 04-11-2009, 12:07 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,952
Posted By blackwater1110
Ophie, I give your argument a 4. And your...

Ophie, I give your argument a 4.

And your asinine.

HA!
Forum: Music 04-10-2009, 11:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,304
Posted By blackwater1110
Damn, Flogging Molly won't be on the west coast...

Damn, Flogging Molly won't be on the west coast branch of the tour here in the US. Oh well, there's still reason enough to go. Thanks for the notice!
Forum: General 04-10-2009, 06:57 PM
Replies: 621
Views: 74,889
Posted By blackwater1110
Let's review. Honeythorn, arguing for meat...

Let's review.

Honeythorn, arguing for meat being a natural food source, first mentioned the savagery of chimps:



To which saya explained that other primates are not as violent:

Explaining...
Forum: Politics 04-10-2009, 06:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,897
Posted By blackwater1110
No, because there's only cottage cheese and...

No, because there's only cottage cheese and vinegar.
Forum: General 04-10-2009, 06:21 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 15,808
Posted By blackwater1110
100. Materials Required: (5) Shopping carts ...

100. Materials Required:

(5) Shopping carts
(2) Display tables
(1) Children's bike (from the toys section)
(1) Saw (from hardware/garden section
(1) helmet (if you're a blubbering vagine)
(5)...
Forum: General 04-09-2009, 10:44 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 7,675
Posted By blackwater1110
Jillian: That would be a no. I think you and I...

Jillian: That would be a no. I think you and I share the same view on this: we are all slaves, inasmuch as we do not receive the fruits of our labor, but that they are passed on to another, for his...
Forum: General 04-09-2009, 10:18 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 15,808
Posted By blackwater1110
I bet if you saw the hunch in my pants you would...

I bet if you saw the hunch in my pants you would jizz on back.
Forum: General 04-08-2009, 11:49 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 11,376
Posted By blackwater1110
Jillian: Despite my desire to make light of...

Jillian:

Despite my desire to make light of your fear, and the many ideas that have come to me for doing so, I respect you too much to go through with it anyway. Though I have to admit I find it...
Forum: General 04-08-2009, 11:32 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 11,376
Posted By blackwater1110
HAHAHA!! Ditto! I couldn't bring myself to go...

HAHAHA!! Ditto! I couldn't bring myself to go into the water to kill it, so I waited on the dock thingy until I could see it near the surface and shot at it until it was gone. The rest of the game...
Forum: General 04-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 15,808
Posted By blackwater1110
big bad voodoo daddy, I find your avatar...

big bad voodoo daddy,

I find your avatar equally arousing. I would skull-fuck it with a 10-inch steel dick and blow man-juice so hard it came out his bulging eye sockets.

76. Release the bouncy...
Forum: Spooky News 04-08-2009, 06:28 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 6,952
Posted By blackwater1110
I guess I'll be the 'bad guy' here and say that,...

I guess I'll be the 'bad guy' here and say that, if he did indeed **** that girl, his tortured and gruesome end was warranted.

I have no compassion in my heart for those that choose to **** or...
Forum: General 04-08-2009, 06:18 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 15,808
Posted By blackwater1110
65. Find a spare uniform and go to an unoccupied...

65. Find a spare uniform and go to an unoccupied cash register, and loudly announce, "I can take the next customer over here, please!" See how long it takes before they figure out you aren't an...
Forum: Politics 04-08-2009, 12:40 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 12,106
Posted By blackwater1110
I disagree, but only partially. The quote has two...

I disagree, but only partially. The quote has two implications I have problems with. The first is that there is an unspecified object of transfer--that which is going to and fro. If Marx were to...
Forum: General 04-08-2009, 12:03 AM
Replies: 621
Views: 74,889
Posted By blackwater1110
To answer the OP, I am a vegetarian, but were it...

To answer the OP, I am a vegetarian, but were it deemed necessary for my survival, I would hunt and kill animals. In fact, I would much prefer to know that an animal died by my hand in a way that I...
Forum: Whining 04-06-2009, 08:31 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,679
Posted By blackwater1110
Compromise

Dear G.net,

If Jack_the_knife explains that he wasn't aware of the links policy because he read the post wrong, issues an apology, and warns other members not to post links to stolen content, will...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-18-2009, 03:09 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,000
Posted By blackwater1110
Microsoft Songsmith!!!!1!!

I HAVE to get this!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8fNivMNEU0
Forum: Whining 03-16-2009, 11:27 PM
Replies: 274
Views: 45,679
Posted By blackwater1110
Amen, brother. I don't know if I'm going to...

Amen, brother.

I don't know if I'm going to like everyone policing each other, OR the mods deciding what's appropriate and what isn't. One of the things I love about G-net is that, although there...
Forum: Music 03-11-2009, 11:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,476
Posted By blackwater1110
Jealousy has crippled my communication skills, so...

Jealousy has crippled my communication skills, so all you get is this stupid message.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-10-2009, 09:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,198
Posted By blackwater1110
I deem both of you worthwhile human beings....

I deem both of you worthwhile human beings. Congratulations!
Forum: Politics 03-09-2009, 11:15 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 45,552
Posted By blackwater1110
I like you. It's high time we brought...

I like you.


It's high time we brought back the gladiators. Glorious entertainment, population control, a healthy new food source, AND equal treatment of animals and people! What's not to like?
Forum: Spooky News 03-09-2009, 10:39 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,686
Posted By blackwater1110
What's worse than a ninja 'roo breaking through...

What's worse than a ninja 'roo breaking through your window in the middle of the night to murder your children?






Chuck Norris.
Forum: General 03-09-2009, 01:55 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Posted By blackwater1110
Can I give you the cookies after I get my...

Can I give you the cookies after I get my shipment? I have a recipe that calls for small defenseless animals.
Forum: Literature 03-07-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,486
Posted By blackwater1110
A little poem I jotted down.

Dual ropes cleave us to that which we believe:
The ability to deceive those too naive;
And, the will to believe, if it brings reprieve
From the torment of consciousness we perceive.
These two...
Forum: Literature 03-07-2009, 03:40 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,029
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow, if Pahlaniuk's ability to be bleak and...

Wow, if Pahlaniuk's ability to be bleak and miserable is nothing compared to the soul-crushing greyness of Faulkner, then I may soon have to change my favorite author!!!!1!11!

While Pahlaniuk's...
Forum: General 03-02-2009, 10:16 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Posted By blackwater1110
Awww, kittens! They look so delicious! How much...

Awww, kittens! They look so delicious! How much do you want for them?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-27-2009, 11:12 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,980
Posted By blackwater1110
No, Tam, I don't. Maybe you could spell it out...

No, Tam, I don't. Maybe you could spell it out for me.
Forum: Whining 02-26-2009, 11:07 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,195
Posted By blackwater1110
Sometimes I wonder what you would look like...

Sometimes I wonder what you would look like without clothes on.
Forum: Literature 02-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 16,575
Posted By blackwater1110
+ nonthreatening pseudo-sexual relationships ...

+ nonthreatening pseudo-sexual relationships

The equation is complete.
Forum: Politics 02-26-2009, 06:11 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,558
Posted By blackwater1110
No. This writer's ideological rhetoric implodes...

No. This writer's ideological rhetoric implodes on itself pretty well without a rebuttal.
Forum: Spooky News 02-24-2009, 11:11 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,350
Posted By blackwater1110
I agree that there is nothing morally...

I agree that there is nothing morally reprehensible about anyone taking pictures of their body, at any age. The problem is, the law gets to define morality for us, so if they find out, they can call...
Forum: Whining 02-24-2009, 11:01 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 5,619
Posted By blackwater1110
I wrote an essay in college defending moral...

I wrote an essay in college defending moral subjectivism as a descriptive theory, and advocating for some objective principles as a normative practice in evaluating other moralities--essentially what...
Forum: Spooky News 02-24-2009, 10:13 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,350
Posted By blackwater1110
So if your future wife takes pics of herself...

So if your future wife takes pics of herself masturbating at 15 and shows them to you when you are 80 after 65 years of marriage, is the husband guilty of looking at child porn?
Forum: Spooky News 02-23-2009, 10:29 PM
Replies: 142
Views: 22,350
Posted By blackwater1110
No, but it's pretty hot.

No, but it's pretty hot.
Forum: Fashion 02-23-2009, 10:27 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 285,616
Posted By blackwater1110
Yeah, the phone thing was cool. I can't believe...

Yeah, the phone thing was cool. I can't believe that actually works! I'd like to see you paint the old handset & give it a little style now.
Forum: Shill 02-23-2009, 11:51 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
Thanks Uni, you're up next. Is there any way...

Thanks Uni, you're up next.

Is there any way in particular you want to stand when fighting?
Forum: Shill 02-23-2009, 04:04 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
Oh yes, and when you link to the side shot, make...

Oh yes, and when you link to the side shot, make sure you are standing however you want to stand in the game. Basically I need your profile, your clothes, and your stance, so I can draw it. The link...
Forum: Shill 02-23-2009, 02:24 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
If people will link to full body pics of...

If people will link to full body pics of themselves (one front, one side) in whatever they want to wear in the game, I'll make characterizations of them for this.
Forum: Shill 02-23-2009, 02:18 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
Cicero should also invoke dead animals as...

Cicero should also invoke dead animals as weapons, as I have seen pics in which she has them mounted on the walls around her house or has incorporated them into clothing.
Forum: Shill 02-20-2009, 10:16 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
"Taste my nuts!" Can I draw some of the...

"Taste my nuts!"

Can I draw some of the gifs? If so, what size should they be?
Forum: Shill 02-19-2009, 01:06 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 16,049
Posted By blackwater1110
I think gothicus's character needs to have mad...

I think gothicus's character needs to have mad hops and should be able to deflect attacks on account of his cape.

Duane's special should be turning into "Super Goth" or whatever that character is...
Forum: Literature 02-19-2009, 12:36 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,832
Posted By blackwater1110
Current events? How so?

Current events? How so?
Forum: General 02-16-2009, 11:48 PM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Posted By blackwater1110
Opteron, That jacket is a HUGE improvement...

Opteron,

That jacket is a HUGE improvement for you with your hair like that. You look fine with makeup when it is applied the way you do it. You do look better without glasses; can you do laser...
Forum: Whining 02-15-2009, 03:46 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 8,720
Posted By blackwater1110
I'd agree with HumanePain that, in general, the...

I'd agree with HumanePain that, in general, the present remains better technologically than any other moment in history; that said, there are many things that have changed to get where we are today,...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-12-2009, 10:38 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,254
Posted By blackwater1110
The greatest commercial ever.

Enjoy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CB-ljI3BDM)

blacktexty
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 02-12-2009, 10:29 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,980
Posted By blackwater1110
Goth girl on the Tyra Banks Show

See the video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lunLB9FdjPw&NR=1).
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 12:33 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
Hey, that makes two of us! Now, based on your...

Hey, that makes two of us! Now, based on your sentiments, I'm willing to offer you a discounted price on gold member status in the exclusive "Blackwater's World Domination through Selective Breeding...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 12:12 PM
Replies: 112
Views: 8,909
Posted By blackwater1110
Very sorry to hear that, Agios. Losing your...

Very sorry to hear that, Agios. Losing your entire social life and structure in one fell swoop can be very threatening, and sometimes parents can neglect to ask for input from their kids, which is...
Forum: Whining 02-12-2009, 01:38 AM
Replies: 898
Views: 102,429
Posted By blackwater1110
Avoid sugar-free shit. To give it a sweet taste,...

Avoid sugar-free shit. To give it a sweet taste, companies invariably put aspartame or another artificial sweeter in their product, some of which have been linked with cancer. Your body responds to...
Forum: General 02-11-2009, 11:42 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,220
Posted By blackwater1110
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it...

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Forum: Whining 02-11-2009, 11:25 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
It's called "cockney." Surely you've heard of it?...

It's called "cockney." Surely you've heard of it? You must be an upper-class Brit; I'd love to do an impression, but that's a bit harder...


Ah, spared me the trouble. Many thanks.



I'm...
Forum: Literature 02-10-2009, 07:42 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,974
Posted By blackwater1110
*growls* You take that back.

*growls* You take that back.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 05:32 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
Yes, it's quite understandable. Enjoy your tea.

Yes, it's quite understandable. Enjoy your tea.
Forum: Literature 02-10-2009, 01:47 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,974
Posted By blackwater1110
messagetooshort

messagetooshort
Forum: Whining 02-10-2009, 01:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,200
Posted By blackwater1110
That remix is officially my new favorite song.

That remix is officially my new favorite song.
Forum: Literature 02-09-2009, 10:53 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,433
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow, what a d-bag.

Wow, what a d-bag.
Forum: Whining 02-09-2009, 10:30 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
Wha..? I didn't apologize because I'm tired, I...

Wha..? I didn't apologize because I'm tired, I apologized because you're British and thus required to entertain delusions of grandeur. I just can't bring myself to debate someone with such a...
Forum: Whining 02-09-2009, 12:53 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
Oh, you're British... My, apologies, then....

Oh, you're British...

My, apologies, then. Carry on.
Forum: General 02-07-2009, 05:00 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 15,829
Posted By blackwater1110
I refer you my latest reply to one of your...

I refer you my latest reply to one of your postings:
Behold! (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?p=511548#post511548)

Submit! Be grateful towards your new master, and He may choose to...
Forum: Whining 02-07-2009, 04:55 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
It is ironic that one with a name such as yours...

It is ironic that one with a name such as yours would be unable to properly discern the content of my argument. Nevertheless, and due to my benevolent nature, I will patiently explain to my budding...
Forum: Whining 02-07-2009, 02:25 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,396
Posted By blackwater1110
That. Restrictive clause. You fail. Perhaps...

That. Restrictive clause. You fail.

Perhaps the Judge should spend more time on substance and less on form.
Forum: Whining 02-07-2009, 02:17 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,200
Posted By blackwater1110
Ophie, what's wrong?

Ophie, what's wrong?
Forum: Whining 02-07-2009, 01:56 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 8,574
Posted By blackwater1110
Uni, here's a handy tip: If you want people...

Uni, here's a handy tip:

If you want people on this forum to care about your personal life--at all--you need to to post enough intelligent/entertaining material so that you have a reputation...
Forum: Spooky News 02-07-2009, 01:52 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 4,487
Posted By blackwater1110
Tah-Daaah!!!

Tah-Daaah!!!
Forum: Whining 02-07-2009, 01:43 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,226
Posted By blackwater1110
Kontan- This is horribly tragic, and I...

Kontan-

This is horribly tragic, and I resent that the world can be so cruel; in short, I sympathize with your feelings of anguish.

That said, we all die sometime; some of us just don't get...
Forum: General 02-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Replies: 144
Views: 15,829
Posted By blackwater1110
Judge Not, Lest You Be Judged.

Judge Not, Lest You Be Judged.
Forum: Music 02-07-2009, 01:24 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 4,659
Posted By blackwater1110
Holy shit! Did anyone see that video? Mark...

Holy shit! Did anyone see that video? Mark Gormley can fly! Wait, then that must mean...

MARK GORMLEY IS CHRIST REINCARNATE!

Bow down while you can, fellow mortals, the Day of Judgement is upon...
Forum: General 02-07-2009, 01:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,220
Posted By blackwater1110
I haven't been on in a year. The avatar was part...

I haven't been on in a year. The avatar was part of an inside joke. Of course, you'd know that if you were uber-cool like me.

...Yeah, I'll change it.
Forum: General 02-07-2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,220
Posted By blackwater1110
You're quite right, this must stop. I'm apalled...

You're quite right, this must stop. I'm apalled by the immaturity level some of the members of these forums display. I can't believe they would rip off someone else's idea for the sake of a laugh. If...
Forum: General 02-06-2009, 10:27 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,220
Posted By blackwater1110
Goatse intolerance on Gothic.net

Okay, for the past few months I've really been noticing an undercurrent of Goatse intolerance on this site.

Originally I thought it was simply because we have some ardent Conservatives, and a...
Forum: Literature 02-05-2009, 11:10 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,566
Posted By blackwater1110
The Greatest Magic Trick Ever Played

Actually, revised version of poems I had started long ago, most hopefully for your reading pleasure!

The Greatest Magic Trick Ever Played

consumed by consumption
possessed, the possessors
go...
Forum: Literature 02-05-2009, 10:28 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,627
Posted By blackwater1110
I would box you over this too, not so much...

I would box you over this too, not so much because I care so much one way or another about your opinion but because it would be fun to punch you in the face.


That's because he knows I'm a L337...
Forum: General 02-04-2009, 12:40 AM
Replies: 198
Views: 16,193
Posted By blackwater1110
OK, so we've pretty much determined that SLY...

OK, so we've pretty much determined that SLY follows an agnostic line of reasoning towards God, but then applies Pascal's wager (this being the part he deems practical). He states that he has...
Forum: Spooky News 02-03-2009, 11:59 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,055
Posted By blackwater1110
In the midst of economic crisis, I feel the only...

In the midst of economic crisis, I feel the only responsible thing to do with our money is invest heavily in technology that equips dolphins with the fundamentals necessary to create complex, warlike...
Forum: Fashion 01-13-2009, 11:14 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 285,616
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow. Just Awesome. I'll be ripping off your work...

Wow. Just Awesome. I'll be ripping off your work shortly.

How do you kill the house sparrows once they are trapped in boxes?


I likey. Where did you get the spider? If you encased it yourself,...
Forum: Politics 08-20-2008, 04:57 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 10,847
Posted By blackwater1110
Yes, it did. The only two solutions to the whole...

Yes, it did. The only two solutions to the whole conquering nation scenario are:
--Everyone is trained a carries around weapons. But in a way, doesn't that just empower those few who do harbor...
Forum: Fashion 08-20-2008, 10:54 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 8,368
Posted By blackwater1110
Sean, You have the face for it. While you...

Sean,

You have the face for it. While you hair is short, eyeliner might be a bit jarring, so apply it sparingly. If you were to grow your hair out though, I predict that not only could you get...
Forum: Literature 08-18-2008, 12:40 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,606
Posted By blackwater1110
Some bees don't want to go through open windows....

Some bees don't want to go through open windows. Sometimes there's lots of open windows, and some bees prefer one window to another. Better to just leave the bees alone.

The last part is the best,...
Forum: Literature 08-18-2008, 07:42 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 7,627
Posted By blackwater1110
I LOVE the first stanza, it sounds so much like...

I LOVE the first stanza, it sounds so much like Ginsberg. Oh wait--it is. I can see why you'd rip off the 'starving hysterical naked' bit, for the sake of the next line, which works, but some sort of...
Forum: General 08-18-2008, 05:07 AM
Replies: 120
Views: 13,258
Posted By blackwater1110
Really? When you arrive to your deathbed, could...

Really? When you arrive to your deathbed, could your last words really conceivably be, "Damn, I should have drank more vodka"?

Even without those things, there's plenty more reasons life is...
Forum: General 08-18-2008, 04:50 AM
Replies: 660
Views: 143,546
Posted By blackwater1110
Gothicus, you are an INCREDIBLE actor. I did...

Gothicus, you are an INCREDIBLE actor. I did notice the falter in your performance though, when you delivered the line "I am a heterosexual male." Practice makes perfect!
In seriousness, awesome...
Forum: General 08-18-2008, 04:16 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,518
Posted By blackwater1110
$hade, I don't know if I quite understand...

$hade,

I don't know if I quite understand everything you wrote, but the gist seems to be you are facing some harsh social ostracism. Hang in there, man, and remember--it could always be Russia.
Forum: General 08-18-2008, 03:57 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 139,396
Posted By blackwater1110
This way already exists, it's called social...

This way already exists, it's called social ostracism and not feeding the trolls. It's worked for human societies for a few thousand years, and chances are it will work just as well on the internet...
Forum: General 08-18-2008, 03:53 AM
Replies: 22,630
Views: 2,660,429
Posted By blackwater1110
OF COURSE I did. In fact, I know what every...

OF COURSE I did. In fact, I know what every member of G.net looks like, and when I read their posts I imagine their face talking to me.
/creepy
Forum: General 08-08-2008, 09:47 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 13,258
Posted By blackwater1110
I have smoked, done various drugs, drank every...

I have smoked, done various drugs, drank every major kind of alcohol, taken prescriptions, caffeine, chocolate, etc.

Following a 'try it, you might like it' attitude has done me no real harm,...
Forum: General 08-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,020
Posted By blackwater1110
+5 Charisma points

+5 Charisma points
Forum: General 08-06-2008, 01:31 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,156
Posted By blackwater1110
zombies ARE cannibals, they're just more...

zombies ARE cannibals, they're just more selective in their eating habits.
Forum: General 08-06-2008, 01:28 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,020
Posted By blackwater1110
The Vampirate John Travolta would own all their...

The Vampirate John Travolta would own all their asses.
Forum: General 08-03-2008, 06:13 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 9,595
Posted By blackwater1110
You have all these rules and you think they'll...

You have all these rules and you think they'll save you. (Dontcha, bitch!?)
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-01-2008, 05:35 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 17,051
Posted By blackwater1110
No way Two-Face is dead. He fell with Batman; if...

No way Two-Face is dead. He fell with Batman; if Batman can survive the fall, so can he. Assuming he tests well, he'll be back in the next one.

I really enjoyed the symbology used in this movie,...
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 04:53 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 9,595
Posted By blackwater1110
I have never before seen a point to avatars, but...

I have never before seen a point to avatars, but at long last, the chance to irk Gothicus has arrived! In that spirit, I've decided to be a non-conformist to Gothicus' wishes by being a conformist to...
Forum: General 08-01-2008, 04:41 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 17,223
Posted By blackwater1110
I got bored of Catch's continued attempts for...

I got bored of Catch's continued attempts for attention about halfway through this thread, so let me just say that I'm awarding +2 Keep It Real points to GothicusMaximus, Kontan, Jillian, and Molly...
Forum: General 07-30-2008, 08:20 PM
Replies: 140
Views: 12,720
Posted By blackwater1110
Sexy, kinda. How does that work, exactly?

Sexy, kinda.

How does that work, exactly?
Forum: Politics 07-28-2008, 09:31 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 10,847
Posted By blackwater1110
Recipes for disaster is a gret how-to idea book....

Recipes for disaster is a gret how-to idea book. If you look around on the net, you should be able to find a lot of the stuff mentioned here.

The anrchists were defeated due to the subversion of...
Forum: Fashion 07-28-2008, 09:18 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,620
Posted By blackwater1110
1. Your hair looks REALLY good like that compared...

1. Your hair looks REALLY good like that compared to the old photos. I myself am not a big fan of that particular cut but it really suits you.
2. I'm seconding the electric blue on edge of the bangs...
Forum: Literature 07-28-2008, 09:08 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 3,059
Posted By blackwater1110
+5 charisma for insane originality/creativity....

+5 charisma for insane originality/creativity. Agreed with Humane on the coyote line, awesome metaphor, including the jaws of a hyena right after. You really established an 'un-pioneered frontier'...
Forum: Spooky News 07-20-2008, 10:37 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 5,250
Posted By blackwater1110
Thirded. I was working at a summer camp a week...

Thirded. I was working at a summer camp a week ago and for the most part they did good with us "special eaters" (one didn't eat pork, one was a pescatarian, and myself and one other were...
Forum: General 07-20-2008, 10:10 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 10,196
Posted By blackwater1110
My brain goes both ways, which makes sense. My...

My brain goes both ways, which makes sense. My color pattern thingy was OK, except that it said red was my 10th favorite color, and that must be wrong. Most of the careers I've considered as well as...
Forum: Fashion 06-29-2008, 04:51 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 25,263
Posted By blackwater1110
I used to wear it, but it just didn't suit my...

I used to wear it, but it just didn't suit my face...I would have to either go all-out to make it work, or not at all. And since I'm too lazy to bother, not at all is the more appealing option :).
Forum: Politics 06-28-2008, 08:00 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,303
Posted By blackwater1110
My friends were talking about this independently...

My friends were talking about this independently of the boards, and they all agreed that guys like that should die slow, horrible deaths. I, too, was very condemning. But the more I think about it,...
Forum: Literature 06-26-2008, 08:52 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,508
Posted By blackwater1110
post in in original language, please :)

post in in original language, please :)
Forum: Literature 06-24-2008, 08:16 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,148
Posted By blackwater1110
Hey! Someone who posts poems here actually has...

Hey! Someone who posts poems here actually has some skill! That's refreshing.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-22-2008, 05:46 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,657
Posted By blackwater1110
The six stages of life, interpreted literally,...

The six stages of life, interpreted literally, are infancy, childhood, adolescence, young adulthood, middle adulthood, and obsolescence.

The walk through a hall where gentleman sit fishing makes...
Forum: Politics 06-22-2008, 05:37 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 7,880
Posted By blackwater1110
Here's an interesting article I found: h t t...

Here's an interesting article I found:

h t t p://www.gluckman.com/Maglev.html

These trains go 500 kph; an average commercial aircraft goes between 480 and 960 kph. So while not as fast as a...
Forum: Politics 06-22-2008, 05:17 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 7,880
Posted By blackwater1110
In order for the government to see any benefit in...

In order for the government to see any benefit in creating a massive public transportation network, people have to be begging for it; they could supply all the transport in the world and it wouldn't...
Forum: Spooky News 06-21-2008, 06:47 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,950
Posted By blackwater1110
Yep, they're pretty evil. Capitalism and war...

Yep, they're pretty evil. Capitalism and war flourish on one each other; this latest example is particularly egregious, yet I doubt the average American knows about it, let alone takes any action to...
Forum: General 06-20-2008, 12:51 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Wormboy...you're right, for retail positions, it...

Wormboy...you're right, for retail positions, it behooves the employer to have employees that fit the image the customer expects. Thus, retail would not be an option, since even with my hair pulled...
Forum: Literature 06-18-2008, 07:52 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,892
Posted By blackwater1110
Once again, very good. The first line's...

Once again, very good. The first line's punctuation bothered me a little.
The first stanza is my favorite, especially towards the end. It perfectly encapsulates people's crucification of the...
Forum: Spooky News 06-17-2008, 08:14 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,073
Posted By blackwater1110
Ho-ly shit. When I move back to the States, I...

Ho-ly shit.
When I move back to the States, I think I'll purchase a weapon.
Forum: Introductions 06-17-2008, 02:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,605
Posted By blackwater1110
The Doors is not bad taste in music.

The Doors is not bad taste in music.
Forum: General 06-17-2008, 07:22 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Maybe I'll just take that big capitalist phallus...

Maybe I'll just take that big capitalist phallus as far down the back of my throat as I can stomach, and then tear it straight off. :)
I'm not trying to delude myself into thinking I was already...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 11:40 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Sorry for the double post; it went past editing...

Sorry for the double post; it went past editing time.

Kontan, I completely agree that wearing vinyl pants for 16 hours at work is a painfully horrible idea. I also agree with whoever said dressing...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 11:18 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Whoa, you have a record, Ducky? I would never...

Whoa, you have a record, Ducky? I would never have guessed. Anything you feel comfortable sharing? Pardon my morbid curiosity.

Would that this were a perfect world, things would be run...
Forum: Whining 06-16-2008, 11:08 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 8,927
Posted By blackwater1110
I had a slightly positive opinion of you until...

I had a slightly positive opinion of you until you posted this thread. Sorry.

Just kidding, you seem alright to me. I still don't know whether any of the stuff you write about UFOs or free energy...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 11:02 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Thank you to Kontan and Cicero. Some of the...

Thank you to Kontan and Cicero. Some of the insults I'm getting here seem a little off-the-wall given what I've said about being willing to tone it down. Mainly, I started this thread out of...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 08:33 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
It ends where my job ends. Whether or not I'm...

It ends where my job ends. Whether or not I'm wearing nail polish has nothing to do with my capacity for performing said job. Making copies for someone is part of my job; whether I wear my hair the...
Forum: Literature 06-16-2008, 08:23 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,892
Posted By blackwater1110
Both of these are awesome. I read the second one...

Both of these are awesome. I read the second one more closely, and thus enjoyed it more; it has a certain parable-like quality about it that is quite mystifying. Keep doing these! Also, yes, publish...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 08:03 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
1. Stop being a smart ass. Noted. 2. I'm not...

1. Stop being a smart ass. Noted.
2. I'm not looking for a good job, or a career, or for a place on the ladder, or to be owned, for that matter. I'm looking for money, but not at the expense of my...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 07:20 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
I didn't realize that "growing up" meant...

I didn't realize that "growing up" meant submitting to a culturally-enforced set of norms prescribed to curtail one's individuality, consciously repressing self-expression and individual freedom in...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 06:59 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
While completely ineffectual, your posts reminded...

While completely ineffectual, your posts reminded me of another point. Is goth fashion really only available to high-school and college kids, weekend warriors, and the independently wealthy? I, for...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 06:44 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 44,782
Posted By blackwater1110
Goth jobs?

Hey all,

So I recently graduated college (yay...?) which presents me with an interesting conundrum. I wish to retain all of my current stylistic elements while simultaneously not starving on the...
Forum: General 06-16-2008, 06:30 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 8,320
Posted By blackwater1110
Throw yourself into a vat of starving,...

Throw yourself into a vat of starving, half-crazed piranhas. They'll give you that gaunt, emaciated look you're going for.
Forum: General 06-09-2008, 07:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,153
Posted By blackwater1110
Yes, we MUST have the castle! Why aren't there...

Yes, we MUST have the castle! Why aren't there any exceedingly wealthy goths who'll put up for this??
Forum: General 06-09-2008, 07:33 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 6,118
Posted By blackwater1110
I'd rather have a parallel universe machine, so I...

I'd rather have a parallel universe machine, so I could transport myself into one that's not nearly as fucked up as this one, kill myself if I exist in that universe, then transport back into my...
Forum: General 06-09-2008, 07:08 AM
Replies: 166
Views: 20,605
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow, that is one malignant Tumor. I'm voting...

Wow, that is one malignant Tumor.

I'm voting gothicus for his excellent brand of chemotherapy.

Careful though, gents, these things come out of remission far too easily...
Forum: General 06-09-2008, 06:10 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 11,129
Posted By blackwater1110
Paranoia. Maybe partially true. I don't get it...

Paranoia. Maybe partially true. I don't get it when I'm in the middle of a big crowd, like at a concert, but when I first enter a room, or when walking around at night, or in shopping centers, or...
Forum: General 06-09-2008, 04:34 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 6,118
Posted By blackwater1110
It wouldn't be you then. What's you is that one...

It wouldn't be you then. What's you is that one sperm and that one egg, and those are pretty much set. I guess you could make sure a different sperm made it in, but then you would cease to exist!
Forum: Politics 06-09-2008, 04:17 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,011
Posted By blackwater1110
A couple of times you used "insight" when you...

A couple of times you used "insight" when you meant to say "instigate." Also, it's "piqued my interest' instead of 'peaked my interest.'

Good review, I'll have to go check out that episode since I...
Forum: Fashion 06-03-2008, 10:10 PM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,232
Posted By blackwater1110
Honeythorn, don't tease me.

Honeythorn, don't tease me.
Forum: Fashion 06-03-2008, 10:10 PM
Replies: 2,730
Views: 460,232
Posted By blackwater1110
I only post here now because I find my response...

I only post here now because I find my response at this moment amusing.
-5 t-shirts
-3 pairs underwear
-boots
-black jeans
-white cut-off tie
-trenchcoat
-fedora
-2 pair socks
Forum: General 06-03-2008, 09:51 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,434
Posted By blackwater1110
I'd take the Haberno powder; I'm pretty sure the...

I'd take the Haberno powder; I'm pretty sure the lemon juice would make me blind.

Would you rather get deja vu about a bad thing or forget about a good thing?
Forum: Politics 06-03-2008, 09:46 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,240
Posted By blackwater1110
Death to Clinton! Oh, wait, Obama's also a...

Death to Clinton!

Oh, wait, Obama's also a manipulative politician who sold out his pastor when things got a bit dicey? Hmmm...Looks like a choice between Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche again.
...
Forum: Spooky News 06-03-2008, 09:41 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 4,972
Posted By blackwater1110
No it's not. Emos are always revolting.

No it's not. Emos are always revolting.
Forum: General 06-03-2008, 09:36 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 11,018
Posted By blackwater1110
No, no, no. Vexik became excited after Tea and...

No, no, no. Vexik became excited after Tea and Cake proclaimed she has a nice ass, so he tried to point out a flaw of hers to get her off guard and counter with what he figured was a flirtatious...
Forum: Shill 05-07-2008, 07:40 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,203
Posted By blackwater1110
Seconded. I just supposed that all those other...

Seconded. I just supposed that all those other questions started with, "if you were coerced into participating in a rigged, crooked, and illegitimate political scheme, and had to choose between three...
Forum: Whining 05-07-2008, 07:29 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 4,164
Posted By blackwater1110
Because gothicus just took a shit and named it...

Because gothicus just took a shit and named it 'the Shadows.'
Forum: General 05-07-2008, 06:51 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 21,379
Posted By blackwater1110
There's "Elder Goth" for the Batcavers, but...

There's "Elder Goth" for the Batcavers, but nothing that describes the generation that followed, while the third generation is currently covered by kindergoth (not for long, of course). Elder Goths,...
Forum: General 05-07-2008, 06:10 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,225
Posted By blackwater1110
Yeah, that would be pretty lame, since at first...

Yeah, that would be pretty lame, since at first you'd feel embarassed, then guilty, and when she finally proceeded to eat your brains, fear. I think a zombie mom would probably be actually a lot like...
Forum: General 05-07-2008, 06:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,814
Posted By blackwater1110
*Steven Colbert* NOOOOOOOOO!! Erm, OK, if you...

*Steven Colbert* NOOOOOOOOO!!
Erm, OK, if you must. We never talked too much, but I've enjoyed your posts. Don't stay away forever.
Forum: Shill 05-07-2008, 05:45 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,203
Posted By blackwater1110
Okay, I answered your poll. In return, please...

Okay, I answered your poll. In return, please post your article here when you're done, or provide a link, for those of us who can't get ahold of a copy ourselves. Deal?
Forum: Introductions 05-07-2008, 05:34 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,707
Posted By blackwater1110
Some of my ideas I've considered more workable...

Some of my ideas I've considered more workable have come from really stimulating conversations. There has been an influx of intelligent new members to g-net lately, so hopefully as you all...
Forum: Introductions 05-07-2008, 09:52 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,459
Posted By blackwater1110
Dear insolitus, Your are officially an...

Dear insolitus,

Your are officially an awesome person. I intend to make friends with you, so be forewarned.

Q: What did the recreational existentialist do?
A: Asked himself what he was going...
Forum: Introductions 05-07-2008, 09:25 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 5,707
Posted By blackwater1110
Heya, many welcomes to you. I know Ravenmother is...

Heya, many welcomes to you. I know Ravenmother is also a goth mom on this site, and she frequents these boards pretty often, so you're in good company.

Both your and insolitus's novels sound...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-07-2008, 09:08 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,655
Posted By blackwater1110
Got it up and running, it seems pretty awesome...

Got it up and running, it seems pretty awesome from the 10 minutes I played of it before I died. I didn't have a sword or any weapons and got cornered by the beastie with the tails that runs in...
Forum: Whining 05-07-2008, 09:03 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,130
Posted By blackwater1110
Don't call them a bitch, bitch!

Don't call them a bitch, bitch!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-06-2008, 02:17 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,655
Posted By blackwater1110
Never minds, I found it. You get a gold star for...

Never minds, I found it. You get a gold star for knowing about this.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 05-06-2008, 02:15 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,655
Posted By blackwater1110
What? Where?! I must play it.

What? Where?! I must play it.
Forum: Fashion 05-03-2008, 08:49 AM
Replies: 365
Views: 156,325
Posted By blackwater1110
I concur! We must have pictures! When I feel like...

I concur! We must have pictures! When I feel like styling my deathhawk and manage to get a good one then I'll post it. Also, quick question: Most deathhawks I've seen are sort of equally messy across...
Forum: General 05-03-2008, 03:25 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,225
Posted By blackwater1110
Especially if said zombie also happens to be your...

Especially if said zombie also happens to be your mother.
Forum: General 05-03-2008, 03:21 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 9,926
Posted By blackwater1110
Can you PM me the paper, or is it too personal?...

Can you PM me the paper, or is it too personal? It sounds like a good read.

Also, I have heard that as a whole, Japan is very Xenophobic, making it a place I'd love to visit, but couldn't stand...
Forum: General 05-03-2008, 03:07 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,607
Posted By blackwater1110
I'm down with Captain Sternn's idea. "I am the...

I'm down with Captain Sternn's idea. "I am the Ice King! This is my frozen wasteland! All corpses shall perish in frost!"

Add to that, some sort of Biodome-type enclosure, a completely sealed-off...
Forum: General 05-03-2008, 02:54 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,433
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow, I really like Orion...nabbed! My son will...

Wow, I really like Orion...nabbed!
My son will be named either Sirius or Cyrus. I really like the Egyptian mythology behind Sirius, but I don't like its association with the word "Serious". Cyrus is...
Forum: Politics 04-25-2008, 09:02 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,729
Posted By blackwater1110
OK, I looked up Obama's major donors. They're the...

OK, I looked up Obama's major donors. They're the same as Hillary's. Point taken.
Forum: Politics 04-23-2008, 01:34 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,729
Posted By blackwater1110
Hillary is the worst things since burnt toast....

Hillary is the worst things since burnt toast. She will say or do whatever it takes to get power, including change her stance on issues, take money from lobbyists, and run attack ads that unfairly...
Forum: General 04-22-2008, 12:01 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,044
Posted By blackwater1110
I do pretty well learning new languages too, but...

I do pretty well learning new languages too, but as Delkaetre said, I'll lose them if I don't use them. After not using the beginning Japanese I learned a year ago, I can now only recognize the...
Forum: General 04-12-2008, 10:37 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,194
Posted By blackwater1110
Put $800 into a high-interest savings account....

Put $800 into a high-interest savings account. Don't touch it until you need it.

With the other $400, do an "experiment in investing." Get a credit card, with the highest limit possible. Find...
Forum: Whining 04-12-2008, 10:05 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,610
Posted By blackwater1110
*thread hijack* OK, this is going to sound...

*thread hijack*
OK, this is going to sound wierd, and perhaps stereotypical, but, has anyone else here ever noticed that black people smell really good?

Sorry if that comes off bad in some way,...
Forum: General 04-08-2008, 01:19 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,043
Posted By blackwater1110
Wow! Just...wow. I had no idea these things...

Wow! Just...wow. I had no idea these things existed. My long-standing dream was to build my own castle, but given how cheap hobbit houses are, I'd probably build that, and live there until I could...
Forum: Spooky News 04-03-2008, 11:40 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,915
Posted By blackwater1110
Does anyone else believe there's a common link in...

Does anyone else believe there's a common link in the surge of violence in American schools at (now) the Elementary, High School, and College levels? Does anyone have any other theories that would...
Forum: Spooky News 04-02-2008, 08:12 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 6,175
Posted By blackwater1110
Sympathy for the devil

Duane, man, I pity you. I read your initial comment the same way that Wormboy did--I took it as sarcasm and smirked, figuring you couldn't be serious. I was even prepared to defend you against...
Forum: Fashion 03-31-2008, 03:45 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 5,000
Posted By blackwater1110
I second the left eyebrow. Opteron, it looks...

I second the left eyebrow.

Opteron, it looks good. Both of your piercing are on one side of your face though, so I'm all for you getting another in the name of symmetry. Just is case you needed an...
Forum: Politics 03-30-2008, 01:17 PM
Replies: 219
Views: 32,639
Posted By blackwater1110
Hmm, yes, that was all very interesting. I don't...

Hmm, yes, that was all very interesting. I don't understand the idea of a robot with emotions, however. If emotions have a chemical as well as a cognitive component, how would robots emulate that?...
Forum: Politics 03-30-2008, 10:19 AM
Replies: 219
Views: 32,639
Posted By blackwater1110
I doubt it. Evidence?

I doubt it. Evidence?
Forum: Literature 03-30-2008, 10:05 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,256
Posted By blackwater1110
Who cares? If it's not weird or gross to the...

Who cares? If it's not weird or gross to the people involved in the relationship, then fuck it.
Forum: General 03-30-2008, 10:01 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,920
Posted By blackwater1110
Emotionally, being vulnerable can be a form of...

Emotionally, being vulnerable can be a form of strength. When you are encouraged to, having the courage to share parts of yourself that may frighten you shows that 1) although you understand the risk...
Forum: General 03-30-2008, 08:52 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,845
Posted By blackwater1110
Whoa, there, Gothicus. You're more like the Darth...

Whoa, there, Gothicus. You're more like the Darth Vader to HumanePain's Emperor Palpatine.
Forum: General 03-30-2008, 07:55 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,894
Posted By blackwater1110
Dead Zombie

Dead Zombie
Forum: General 03-30-2008, 07:53 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,219
Posted By blackwater1110
A lie that was true. I hope I get how this...

A lie that was true.

I hope I get how this is supposed to work...
Forum: General 03-30-2008, 07:51 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,413
Posted By blackwater1110
Haha. I thought I had read this somewhere...

Haha.

I thought I had read this somewhere before. I didn't realize it was Sun-Tsu. I read about Buddhism every now and then, and the idea of meditating on the physical world and the potential for...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 03-30-2008, 07:22 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,496
Posted By blackwater1110
I wasn't planning on seeing this because the plot...

I wasn't planning on seeing this because the plot sounded stupid, but now I'm a bit interested.
Forum: Music 03-30-2008, 07:13 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,126
Posted By blackwater1110
I'm no fanatic, but I do admire the lead's...

I'm no fanatic, but I do admire the lead's voice--it's very flexible and melodic, and of course their style of creating rhythms with the guitar is something I'm into. Thanks for the heads up.
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