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Forum: Whining 04-18-2008, 10:59 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 7,982
Posted By Valerius
I'm sure she meant exciting, but mistyped it as...

I'm sure she meant exciting, but mistyped it as exiting.
Forum: Whining 04-18-2008, 10:36 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 7,982
Posted By Valerius
I wonder if anyone's ever produced a gothic theme...

I wonder if anyone's ever produced a gothic theme porn flick. It'll feature all the cliches and misconceptions about goths, like blood orgies, Satan worship, sex cults, sacrificial ceremonies and the...
Forum: Whining 04-18-2008, 10:13 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 12,390
Posted By Valerius
Is that shit for real? What kind of messed up...

Is that shit for real? What kind of messed up world do we live in!?
Forum: Whining 04-18-2008, 10:09 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,603
Posted By Valerius
It's alright Bella, I'll be your boyfriend. But I...

It's alright Bella, I'll be your boyfriend. But I have a problem, and it's that I'm only part Asian. xD
Forum: Whining 04-17-2008, 08:34 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,905
Posted By Valerius
Some photographers I know just start out small,...

Some photographers I know just start out small, like covering family events to earn a few bucks. You can pass out calling cards or post ads on the internet if you feel you're confident enough for...
Forum: General 04-17-2008, 06:40 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,103
Posted By Valerius
I remember seeing Human Tetris, Stupid Tetris, 1...

I remember seeing Human Tetris, Stupid Tetris, 1 VS 100, Sentai Godzilla Bloopers and Takeshi's Castle and I just simply laughed my ass off. Those Japanese make the funniest shit ever.
Forum: Whining 04-17-2008, 06:37 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 7,982
Posted By Valerius
Womenstration. Just felt like saying that.

Womenstration. Just felt like saying that.
Forum: Whining 04-17-2008, 06:36 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,056
Posted By Valerius
I got one of those a few years back, but it was...

I got one of those a few years back, but it was through another forum I used to be active in. I decided to play along until I got bored, so I didn't respond anymore. They asked again, and I said I...
Forum: Whining 04-17-2008, 06:33 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,905
Posted By Valerius
I may be wrong, but who needs a degree in...

I may be wrong, but who needs a degree in photography to become a good photographer? Last I remember, there were a lot of online guides on photography that are of great help, and they're free at...
Forum: General 04-15-2008, 04:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,041
Posted By Valerius
Bleed, my native tongue is Tagalog. It's the...

Bleed, my native tongue is Tagalog. It's the native tongue in the Philippines. I'm looking to expanding my arsenal to include French, but I haven't had the time to learn it. Hehehehe. I'm quite...
Forum: Whining 04-15-2008, 03:15 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,014
Posted By Valerius
I know menopause can be a hard period to go...

I know menopause can be a hard period to go through. But believe me when I say it that you'll end up stronger in the end.
Forum: Whining 04-14-2008, 07:37 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 30,032
Posted By Valerius
What's stupid is I only realized the magnitude of...

What's stupid is I only realized the magnitude of what I said only after you pointed it out.

Oh well. I have no regrets!!!
Forum: General 04-14-2008, 07:00 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 8,216
Posted By Valerius
I'd invest in stocks and bonds. If ya play your...

I'd invest in stocks and bonds. If ya play your cards right, you could easily double your money in less than a year.

But if I had to buy something utterly selfish, and material then I'd get myself...
Forum: General 04-14-2008, 05:49 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,017
Posted By Valerius
I dunno. It happens at just seemingly random...

I dunno. It happens at just seemingly random times. But when I do get amped, I often throw the jokes around with my friends, and I'm known as the group clown. Other times I just like to drive, or...
Forum: General 04-14-2008, 05:44 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,041
Posted By Valerius
You'll get used to it as you use them languages...

You'll get used to it as you use them languages over the years. I used to mix up my native tongue with English a lot in the past, and it takes a conscious effort to sort out the two or three until...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2008, 05:16 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,603
Posted By Valerius
I used to have a black girlfriend when I was 14...

I used to have a black girlfriend when I was 14 years old. Yeah, it was puppy love, and destined to hurt in the end. I didn't know what I was doing, but hey, who doesn't know what they're doing at...
Forum: Whining 04-14-2008, 05:11 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 30,032
Posted By Valerius
Man, I missed a whole lot of ass-kickin'! I...

Man, I missed a whole lot of ass-kickin'!

I wish I could have made fun of mindless too. :(

'Tis a fun thing indeed to make an idiot realize she is an idiot after all! I hope she hasn't killed...
Forum: General 03-08-2008, 08:15 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,653
Posted By Valerius
Disgusting.

Disgusting.
Forum: Fashion 03-06-2008, 06:32 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,446
Posted By Valerius
Hm, thanks for the advice you guys. Now I have an...

Hm, thanks for the advice you guys. Now I have an idea of what I'm going to be wearing. And I'm a guy. Is my profile pic that blurry?
Forum: Fashion 03-04-2008, 05:29 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,446
Posted By Valerius
You guys are awesome. Thanks for the helpful...

You guys are awesome. Thanks for the helpful hints, all of them. Does anyone have any ideas about shoes? I have a pair of pointy ankle boots, but they're pretty plain. I also have a pair of knee-high...
Forum: Fashion 03-03-2008, 07:15 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,446
Posted By Valerius
Ew, just ew. I do have a couple suits,...

Ew, just ew.



I do have a couple suits, but they're not black. Like what kind of accessories do you have in mind?
Forum: Fashion 03-03-2008, 06:51 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,446
Posted By Valerius
Corporate Goth

Basically there are days when I'm required at university to wear something akin to office attire. I'd like to fill in that requirement while still keeping to my darker tastes. Does anyone have any...
Forum: Whining 02-28-2008, 11:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,739
Posted By Valerius
A girl kissing her former former girlfriend isn't...

A girl kissing her former former girlfriend isn't that bad. Strictly speaking, who cares? I mean, sure, some individuals may baulk at the sight of that picture but in the end is it any skin off...
Forum: Whining 02-28-2008, 11:04 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 3,481
Posted By Valerius
Spot on. What can you say about kids these days?...

Spot on. What can you say about kids these days? Emo is 'cool', and whining is the new chic amongst the younger generation. Most of these guys dress up for attention anyway, and need a good month in...
Forum: General 02-20-2008, 01:58 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,377
Posted By Valerius
Like in the Navy?

Like in the Navy?
Forum: General 02-20-2008, 01:34 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,377
Posted By Valerius
I'm a boy, fortunately enough, seeing as I don't...

I'm a boy, fortunately enough, seeing as I don't have to go through the pains of giving birth to something the size of a bowling ball after carrying it around for nine months.
Forum: General 02-20-2008, 01:30 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,377
Posted By Valerius
With cheese!

With cheese!
Forum: Whining 02-19-2008, 07:38 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,573
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, they are. x) I've been collecting avatars...

Yeah, they are. x) I've been collecting avatars that I find funny for the past 2 years, and I have a whole bunch of them!
Forum: General 02-19-2008, 08:38 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,240
Posted By Valerius
Now I see the pic. I was reminded of this old...

Now I see the pic. I was reminded of this old product on shopping channel that was half vacuum cleaner and half hose. It cleaned carpets, wetting and drying them at the same time through a nozzle.
Forum: Whining 02-19-2008, 08:06 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,573
Posted By Valerius
Speaking of much more awesome avatars, take your...

Speaking of much more awesome avatars, take your pic, Duckie.

CLICK (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v671/guyfromboracay/avatars/BoobieGirl100x100.gif)

CLICK...
Forum: Whining 02-19-2008, 08:02 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,573
Posted By Valerius
I think one of the only things that would make...

I think one of the only things that would make him change it is if someone sent him a much more awesome avatar.
Forum: General 02-19-2008, 07:56 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,483
Posted By Valerius
HAHAHAHAH!!! I dunno, I'd probably bolt like...

HAHAHAHAH!!!

I dunno, I'd probably bolt like the rest of those other guys. No use getting scars on my skin.
Forum: General 02-19-2008, 07:34 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,240
Posted By Valerius
I can't access the link. What's in it?

I can't access the link. What's in it?
Forum: General 02-19-2008, 07:21 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 5,827
Posted By Valerius
I still wonder though, what kind of bastard would...

I still wonder though, what kind of bastard would do such a thing and post someone else's private pictures on some sorry-ass web forum.

I'll admit now that I've participated to some degree in the...
Forum: General 02-18-2008, 03:39 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Fair enough. I can just stare at your avatar all...

Fair enough. I can just stare at your avatar all day and rub off to it.
Forum: General 02-18-2008, 03:35 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
You can share me a couple of the boobie pics you...

You can share me a couple of the boobie pics you got, though. xD
Forum: General 02-18-2008, 03:26 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
What a shame.

What a shame.
Forum: General 02-18-2008, 03:18 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Well, let's see it!

Well, let's see it!
Forum: Whining 02-18-2008, 03:07 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,249
Posted By Valerius
Speaking of nekkid Duckman pictures, I found one!...

Speaking of nekkid Duckman pictures, I found one!

CLICK (http://www.freefoto.com/images/01/08/01_08_52---Duck_web.jpg)
Forum: Whining 02-18-2008, 03:05 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,249
Posted By Valerius
I'm not sure I wanna see your body Duck. Unless...

I'm not sure I wanna see your body Duck. Unless you have a vagina, boobs and a nice ass, then that's something I'd like to see!
Forum: General 02-18-2008, 02:52 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Alright, then you are required to bring her along...

Alright, then you are required to bring her along the next time we watch porn. My dick has an itch and I need two sisters to scratch it for me using their vaginas.

Duck, that new avatar of yours...
Forum: General 02-17-2008, 04:41 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Good shit, good shit. Now you have a lesbian...

Good shit, good shit. Now you have a lesbian sister who you make underage love to! This must be my lucky day!
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 11:56 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, we'll all watch TV while tucked into one...

Yeah, we'll all watch TV while tucked into one small bed.



Nuh uh! I'm GC's granddaddy while you're the uncle. So in our happy little family, I'm older. Muahahahaha!!!
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 11:52 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
You can be uncle, but seeing as age goes before...

You can be uncle, but seeing as age goes before beauty, I have first claim!
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 11:47 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Oh yeah baby, you can even call me granddaddy if...

Oh yeah baby, you can even call me granddaddy if you like.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 11:46 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Well, most of the time I imagine you're still...

Well, most of the time I imagine you're still underage, since I like it that way. But, a few years difference isn't so bad. I can dig it, if you can dig imagining that I'm a 60-something year old guy.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 11:43 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 4,696
Posted By Valerius
Take me with you too! There is paradise between...

Take me with you too! There is paradise between the creamy thighs of GC! xD
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 09:44 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 10,188
Posted By Valerius
Dude, you could have sent this through PM.

Dude, you could have sent this through PM.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 08:45 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,260
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, Sophie misses you! Bob also misses you, and...

Yeah, Sophie misses you! Bob also misses you, and Patrick and Sandy.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 08:41 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,877
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, I'd also like to run up to a woman with...

Yeah, I'd also like to run up to a woman with really big boobs, slap one of them and then run. Though I'd probably end up in prison. Hahahaha.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 08:10 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,877
Posted By Valerius
I'd like to see what would happen if I ran up to...

I'd like to see what would happen if I ran up to a sleeping seal then slapped it and ran.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 08:05 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,600
Posted By Valerius
That or acetone, nail polish remover. Next time,...

That or acetone, nail polish remover. Next time, remember this saying and say it in a deep and Arnoldesque voice.

"Use vaseline to be masculine"
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 07:59 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,553
Posted By Valerius
It's sort of like Chuck Norris, you see.

It's sort of like Chuck Norris, you see.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,553
Posted By Valerius
Oh, gotcha Duck! *wink* *wink* lol

Oh, gotcha Duck! *wink* *wink* lol
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 07:25 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,553
Posted By Valerius
Ah. I figured just as much. But with Duck you...

Ah. I figured just as much. But with Duck you never know.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 07:17 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,553
Posted By Valerius
I wonder what would be important enough to...

I wonder what would be important enough to necessitate starting a thread of its own just to tell someone to clean out their inbox?
Forum: Whining 02-16-2008, 08:44 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
I mean, can't. lol And yeah, she said she...

I mean, can't. lol

And yeah, she said she was. Thing is everyone called her bluff, and she lost.
Forum: Whining 02-16-2008, 08:26 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
It's useless. You can argue logic and common...

It's useless. You can argue logic and common sense with an idiot.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 04:08 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,300
Posted By Valerius
Ah, how I wish I could have a pale face, but...

Ah, how I wish I could have a pale face, but sadly, I tan. If I avoided the sun then I would have skin as pale as moonlight.
Forum: Whining 02-16-2008, 04:00 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
You basically hammered the last nail into...

You basically hammered the last nail into mindless' suicidal coffin, Molly. You get +5 gold stars, and a half-eaten chocolate cake.
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 03:53 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,789
Posted By Valerius
The AU pin looks pretty awesome, but I'm sure...

The AU pin looks pretty awesome, but I'm sure there has to be a significance to the raven in the middle? Like mayhaps it is analogous to the name Address Unknown?
Forum: General 02-16-2008, 03:51 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 4,300
Posted By Valerius
We prefer the title 'creative individualists'....

We prefer the title 'creative individualists'. But goth is fine.
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:39 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Eck, I can pass pizza for the time being. I'll...

Eck, I can pass pizza for the time being. I'll have pizza nightmares tonight. Haha. Anyway, I'll try and catch you online next time stitch. I'm turning in for bed.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 08:37 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,964
Posted By Valerius
From what I understand, the wife thinks stitch...

From what I understand, the wife thinks stitch knew that the guy was married.
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:35 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
I see, well that isn't so bad I think. You'd have...

I see, well that isn't so bad I think. You'd have to have a gut made of iron to eat a large pizza in under ten minutes.
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Gotcha, and added.

Gotcha, and added.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 08:33 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,964
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, I have that side of me. Now, if you would...

Yeah, I have that side of me. Now, if you would be so kind, add me on AIM spookytree77 so that I have friends on my new username. x)
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:31 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
I do now. Add me up, spookytree77. Ten...

I do now. Add me up, spookytree77.



Ten minutes? Did you eat a junior size pizza? Because I can hardly believe you eating a large size pizza in under ten minutes unless you were one of those...
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 08:27 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,964
Posted By Valerius
Well, if I were you I'd have given him a subtle,...

Well, if I were you I'd have given him a subtle, but painful, rebuke. Otherwise, I'd guess I'm just as laid back as you when I'm not angry or pissed. I'd even credit this whole thing to experience.
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:14 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Ah, well I haven't used AIM in a long while. I...

Ah, well I haven't used AIM in a long while. I should get one! I mean, just cause it'll be convenient.

I think I can imagine what you're driving at. Usually skin and bones girls turn me off. It...
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 08:13 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,322
Posted By Valerius
W00t! Can I call you gummystiches too?

W00t! Can I call you gummystiches too?
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 08:03 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
So I take it you're skinny? I wish I had that...

So I take it you're skinny? I wish I had that kind of metabolism. I would think a pizza's around 2000 calories, more or less, but that's just a guess. If you don't mind, and since I'm going to bed...
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 07:58 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Damn, a large size pizza in under 20 minutes? The...

Damn, a large size pizza in under 20 minutes? The largest thing I've ever eaten in under the shortest time is a large size 5-patty burger, and that took me 28 minutes. Even then I felt like I was...
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 07:52 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, but not a very good one.

Yeah, but not a very good one.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 07:51 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
I see you've developed amnesia now. Yes, all...

I see you've developed amnesia now. Yes, all you've done so far here is mostly whine. When I tried offering you advice on one instance, you ignored my advice and even called me an asshole when all I...
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 07:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Hm, I'd like to see you do it though!

Hm, I'd like to see you do it though!
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 07:29 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
Naw, worse shit's happened here in the past. No...

Naw, worse shit's happened here in the past. No need to pull out that spork, lest you get an eye out.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 07:16 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,322
Posted By Valerius
I hear ya. It's about time someone tossed...

I hear ya. It's about time someone tossed drama-queen/whiners out into the forest full of bears. Let's see if they're still whining after a week with nothing but a tent and a survival knife. I mean,...
Forum: General 02-14-2008, 07:04 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,445
Posted By Valerius
Not eating the whole day is not fun! Once I got...

Not eating the whole day is not fun! Once I got home I was so hungry that I ordered a pizza and wolfed down 3 slices in under ten minutes.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 07:02 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,569
Posted By Valerius
You know what I think? I think you should show...

You know what I think? I think you should show them some Spanish-English online dictionary.
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 06:56 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
Thing is, mindless has had a history of doing...

Thing is, mindless has had a history of doing this kind of shite for the longest time. It's gotten so bad that the fine members of Gnet have gotten so sick of it, the boy who cried wolf has already...
Forum: Whining 02-14-2008, 06:52 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,964
Posted By Valerius
Well, you should give that guy a piece of your...

Well, you should give that guy a piece of your mind.
Forum: Whining 02-11-2008, 03:25 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 9,069
Posted By Valerius
Do you like them in a sexual way? I mean, you...

Do you like them in a sexual way? I mean, you could just be admiring them and not knowing it at all. But hey, if you wanna fuck em, then I don't mind. So long as I get to watch.
Forum: Whining 02-11-2008, 03:22 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
Ah hell, I may as well fill it up all the way....

Ah hell, I may as well fill it up all the way. One bullet may miss, and the rest may not get through that thick layer of stupid.
Forum: Whining 02-11-2008, 03:14 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,233
Posted By Valerius
I know it sucks, but you just gotta push on....

I know it sucks, but you just gotta push on. Nothing ever worth having comes easy.
Forum: Whining 02-11-2008, 03:11 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
You just affirmed what everyone else on this...

You just affirmed what everyone else on this forum already knew for the longest time.

Your skill at stating the obvious is singular and peerless indeed. Congratulations.

For that, I would like...
Forum: General 02-10-2008, 05:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,820
Posted By Valerius
Only to be beaten back into the depths of hell by...

Only to be beaten back into the depths of hell by neoclassical art, rising up and conquering the world alongside Jackson Pollock's corpse.
Forum: General 02-10-2008, 05:03 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,085
Posted By Valerius
I like clowns. They make me laugh.

I like clowns. They make me laugh.
Forum: General 02-10-2008, 05:02 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 8,140
Posted By Valerius
I'm 178 pounds, but that's mostly muscles I get...

I'm 178 pounds, but that's mostly muscles I get from working out. I gots muscles on my arms, but they've yet to be as defined as I want them to be.
Forum: General 02-10-2008, 04:48 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,820
Posted By Valerius
Into a woman bereft of any clothing...

Into a woman bereft of any clothing...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,607
Posted By Valerius
It's so she can join my new porn movie, Bukakke...

It's so she can join my new porn movie, Bukakke Grande! You know, can't have a bukakke movie without some jizz flying on to an innocent schoolgirl.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2008, 04:31 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
I bet you were hoping to get a view of your...

I bet you were hoping to get a view of your neighbor's saggy boobs when you saw her open the packaging for them new socks, huh?
Forum: General 02-10-2008, 05:03 AM
Replies: 25
Fyi
Views: 2,511
Posted By Valerius
I think she's referring to the Gnet member named...

I think she's referring to the Gnet member named Rosie.
Forum: Whining 02-10-2008, 05:00 AM
Replies: 467
Views: 51,723
Posted By Valerius
The way things are playing out, mindless never...

The way things are playing out, mindless never really got the kind of attention she craved for from anyone of us. She posted this so-called 'notice of suicide' as a way of either a.) shocking us into...
Forum: Whining 02-10-2008, 04:49 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,607
Posted By Valerius
Yeah! You'll be the main actor in the KFC Bukakke...

Yeah! You'll be the main actor in the KFC Bukakke Grande, Gnet Edition.

You ready for such a heavy role?
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 08:19 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,607
Posted By Valerius
Yes, but on three conditions. 1.) No-one...

Yes, but on three conditions.

1.) No-one touches my nuts, unless I specify.
2.) I'm driving. Always.
3.) You must wear the skimpiest school girl outfit there is while I am around.
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 08:15 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,145
Posted By Valerius
Yes, and for obvious reasons I must see this girl...

Yes, and for obvious reasons I must see this girl myself.

Hey, just for shits and giggles. While she's showering ask her if she can walk on water in the tub or part the water in the toilet.
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 08:13 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,607
Posted By Valerius
Nuh uh! Tastes like my nuts!

Nuh uh! Tastes like my nuts!
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 08:12 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,607
Posted By Valerius
I know who I'd like to fuck. Hahaha!!!

I know who I'd like to fuck. Hahaha!!!
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 08:12 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,046
Posted By Valerius
Orphanages aren't any good. Most of the time...

Orphanages aren't any good. Most of the time their stocks are undernourished, so the meat is hard to get at once you start with the chopping block.
Forum: General 02-07-2008, 07:40 PM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Valerius
Goatse!!!!

Goatse!!!!
Forum: General 02-07-2008, 07:38 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,742
Posted By Valerius
Also, if you're looking for sites, you must...

Also, if you're looking for sites, you must absolutely check THIS (http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/) site out! It has Chuck Norris in it, hehehe.
Forum: General 02-07-2008, 07:36 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 5,687
Posted By Valerius
That happen to be very interesting!

That happen to be very interesting!
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 07:33 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,519
Posted By Valerius
Are you trying to pass onto us some sort of...

Are you trying to pass onto us some sort of cryptic message meant to convey some subtle ideas to influence us into buying some of your defective 'goff' products? Huh? Well???

If so, I'm going to...
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 07:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,145
Posted By Valerius
That room-mate of yours sounds like she needs...

That room-mate of yours sounds like she needs some serious counseling. From what you're describing it sounds like she doesn't feel like she's in control of her life at all, and she's just sitting...
Forum: Whining 02-07-2008, 03:42 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,046
Posted By Valerius
What? Now I want some KFC too, but none of that...

What? Now I want some KFC too, but none of that chicken business to me. I like my Kentucky Fried Creature hot and greasy. Got any KFC?
Forum: General 02-07-2008, 03:37 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 7,742
Posted By Valerius
Goatse is delicious, especially with cheese.

Goatse is delicious, especially with cheese.
Forum: Whining 02-05-2008, 05:16 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Valerius
Wow! Love the new avatar, Meth. Who takes your...

Wow! Love the new avatar, Meth. Who takes your photos?
Forum: Whining 02-05-2008, 05:15 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 16,219
Posted By Valerius
Mmmm... teens. Tasty. I'm afraid I'm too biased...

Mmmm... teens. Tasty. I'm afraid I'm too biased to post anything of sense in here, but I can share one little bit of information that I hope can shed some light.

Teens are generally stupid. Their...
Forum: General 02-05-2008, 04:56 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,992
Posted By Valerius
I think making an anatomically correct mechanical...

I think making an anatomically correct mechanical spider would be far too difficult if they plan on making it on a scale large enough to seat 16 people. A slightly larger one would be cool though. I...
Forum: General 02-05-2008, 04:53 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Valerius
You get your wish, but you are entombed inside a...

You get your wish, but you are entombed inside a magic lamp, forever contorted into a pretzel shape until someone rubs it.

I wish it wasn't so hot lately.
Forum: General 02-05-2008, 02:33 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,992
Posted By Valerius
It's just like the giant mechanical spider in...

It's just like the giant mechanical spider in Wild Wild West, except bite-sized.

All he needs now is a nice swallow-tail suit, a tall top-hat and a monocle.
Forum: General 02-04-2008, 03:52 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 14,350
Posted By Valerius
Like that? I have a couple more. Three gay...

Like that? I have a couple more.

Three gay men were sitting in a jacuzzi when all of a sudden a condom floats to the surface. Seeing this one of them goes, 'Alright! Who the hell farted???'

***...
Forum: General 02-03-2008, 04:58 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 14,350
Posted By Valerius
I have a few racist jokes, so I'll take the time...

I have a few racist jokes, so I'll take the time to clarify I am not racist by any measure.

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Two Jews fighting over the same penny.

***

Q. Have you heard...
Forum: Whining 01-31-2008, 03:59 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,163
Posted By Valerius
Have you tried prancing around cemeteries? It's...

Have you tried prancing around cemeteries? It's fun imagining yourself six feet under all because you burst an artery blowing your top off on something that annoyed you.

Usually when get really...
Forum: Whining 01-31-2008, 03:41 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 21,556
Posted By Valerius
Cemeteries are nice. There's this particular...

Cemeteries are nice. There's this particular cemetery I go to where I just wander around reading the headstones. I find that cemeteries are strangely relaxing and calm.
Forum: Whining 01-30-2008, 03:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,799
Posted By Valerius
That's a wise move. That kind of drama is poison....

That's a wise move. That kind of drama is poison. I went through something like that some time ago, and I felt like I aged a few years.
Forum: General 01-30-2008, 03:20 AM
Replies: 3,202
Views: 345,945
Posted By Valerius
You get your wish, and you are able to extend...

You get your wish, and you are able to extend time whichever way you want, but at the cost of your soul which will be consumed by Satan himself for his breakfast.

I wish drinking lots and lot of...
Forum: General 01-30-2008, 03:16 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 36,315
Posted By Valerius
Sea - Neptune - god - Zeus Blood Candy

Sea - Neptune - god - Zeus

Blood
Candy
Forum: Whining 01-30-2008, 02:50 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 21,556
Posted By Valerius
If you do decide to seal yourself in a coffin...

If you do decide to seal yourself in a coffin make sure to give me a call. I'd like to hammer those nails myself. Hahaha!!!
Forum: General 01-29-2008, 05:01 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Valerius
You must've paid for doggy poo and unwittingly...

You must've paid for doggy poo and unwittingly ate it.
Forum: Whining 01-29-2008, 03:06 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 15,007
Posted By Valerius
Yeah, definitely trying to get into your pants. I...

Yeah, definitely trying to get into your pants. I know I'd go about doing it that way if the opportunity presents itself. Hahaha!!!

Except I'd actually sex the girl instead of half-assing it.
...
Forum: Whining 01-29-2008, 02:58 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 4,799
Posted By Valerius
I think it's time you did what was right and...

I think it's time you did what was right and kicked the ass of that little turd who stole your girl.

But before you do that, ask that you have a one-on-one talk with her and give her an ultimatum....
Forum: General 01-29-2008, 02:46 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 11,129
Posted By Valerius
Well, it was serious waaaaay back then. I'm...

Well, it was serious waaaaay back then. I'm largely over it now, but it's nice to know someone cares even just a bit.
Forum: General 01-28-2008, 03:24 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 23,344
Posted By Valerius
Oh stop glorifying the word, Corpsey. You know...

Oh stop glorifying the word, Corpsey. You know the word is but an equivalent to an explosion in one's pants. xD
Forum: General 01-28-2008, 03:21 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 11,129
Posted By Valerius
I got dysgraphia, and that's official according...

I got dysgraphia, and that's official according to my former therapist. You couldn't understand my handwriting when I was still had a single-digit age. There's more about it, but even I'm not...
Forum: General 01-28-2008, 03:18 AM
Replies: 263
Views: 33,801
Posted By Valerius
You left? I didn't notice!!!

You left? I didn't notice!!!
Forum: General 01-28-2008, 03:12 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 30,540
Posted By Valerius
I still play with my food sometimes.

I still play with my food sometimes.
Forum: General 01-27-2008, 06:46 AM
Replies: 470
Views: 30,540
Posted By Valerius
I confess about wanting to fuck my bestfriend's...

I confess about wanting to fuck my bestfriend's girlfriend back then.

I also confess to having an extremely large 3 foot long penis.
Forum: General 01-22-2008, 02:29 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 26,777
Posted By Valerius
You're all wrong! Love is an explosion...

You're all wrong!

Love is an explosion inside my pants.
Forum: General 01-22-2008, 02:24 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,919
Posted By Valerius
I'm sure you believe that. *sniff* My face...

I'm sure you believe that. *sniff*

My face happens to be very under-rated.
Forum: General 01-22-2008, 02:21 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,049
Posted By Valerius
Oh, they grow up so fast! I remember when I...

Oh, they grow up so fast! I remember when I turned 18. I was mostly happy about being to drive without an adult. Haha.

Happy birthday!
Forum: Whining 01-17-2008, 05:20 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Valerius
If you were in Australia it could be Friday...

If you were in Australia it could be Friday sooner.
Forum: Introductions 01-17-2008, 04:08 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 5,257
Posted By Valerius
Signe must be one of the most notorious people...

Signe must be one of the most notorious people ever on Gnet, along with Sprite, Immortal Vampyre, uhhh... other people, and stuff. Haha.
Forum: Introductions 01-17-2008, 04:02 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,320
Posted By Valerius
I think I'm flying to Hong Kong for a few days...

I think I'm flying to Hong Kong for a few days around March. I can't wait to go back after the last time I was there was like 11 years ago, or when I was 8 years old. xD

Welcome aboard!
Forum: General 01-17-2008, 12:53 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
I have an idea. If you girls want pics of guys,...

I have an idea. If you girls want pics of guys, why not get things started by first posting pics of yourselves? You know, that whole I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Forum: General 01-17-2008, 12:34 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 36,315
Posted By Valerius
Hungry>food>human>kill>dismember>woodshed 2...

Hungry>food>human>kill>dismember>woodshed

2 girls
1 cup
Forum: Whining 01-16-2008, 06:57 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,423
Posted By Valerius
I wouldn't be so quick to make that kind of...

I wouldn't be so quick to make that kind of distinction if I were you.
Forum: General 01-16-2008, 06:36 AM
Replies: 393
Views: 36,315
Posted By Valerius
Rain>forest>tree>dead leaves>spark>fire Cake...

Rain>forest>tree>dead leaves>spark>fire

Cake
Hippo
Forum: General 01-16-2008, 06:35 AM
Replies: 19,401
Views: 1,616,007
Posted By Valerius
Christina Death

Christina Death
Forum: Whining 01-16-2008, 06:28 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Valerius
Damn straight you should be annoyed at yourself....

Damn straight you should be annoyed at yourself. She probably thought you were kind of gay when you went on oblivious about how she was licking her lips and wiggling her ass in oh-so-suggestive ways...
Forum: General 01-15-2008, 04:28 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Valerius
I'm certain you got some odd stares or raised...

I'm certain you got some odd stares or raised fists.
Forum: General 01-15-2008, 04:20 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Valerius
You probably love yourself too much to spare...

You probably love yourself too much to spare anyone else some love. xD
Forum: General 01-15-2008, 03:15 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,422
Posted By Valerius
Woot! I'm going to die due to a terminal illness!

Woot! I'm going to die due to a terminal illness!
Forum: Spooky News 01-15-2008, 03:09 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,012
Posted By Valerius
That's amazing. I'm guessing it'll be another...

That's amazing. I'm guessing it'll be another 20-30 years before they replicate that on a whole human being.
Forum: Spooky News 01-15-2008, 03:06 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,203
Posted By Valerius
Stranger and stranger things happening... First a...

Stranger and stranger things happening... First a heart reanimated, now this.
Forum: Whining 01-15-2008, 02:59 AM
Replies: 83
Views: 8,379
Posted By Valerius
We used to have a ton of those in my old high...

We used to have a ton of those in my old high school. Most of them were Chinese, though.
Forum: Whining 01-15-2008, 02:56 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,051
Posted By Valerius
And sometimes, when I am bored, I eat pizza....

And sometimes, when I am bored, I eat pizza. Violent pizza!
Forum: Introductions 01-14-2008, 06:57 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,106
Posted By Valerius
I saw your posts, and I just wanted to say you...

I saw your posts, and I just wanted to say you shouldn't feel neglected. Gnet's, or rather the people of Gnet, seem to be under the weather lately.
Forum: General 01-14-2008, 06:36 AM
Replies: 24,061
Views: 2,373,210
Posted By Valerius
I'm just dying to see Sweeney Todd, and after I...

I'm just dying to see Sweeney Todd, and after I watch it I'm going to get a DVD and then watch it again. Come to think of it, I haven't watched a real movie in ages.
Forum: General 01-14-2008, 06:27 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,228
Posted By Valerius
There's a place for this, and it's called the...

There's a place for this, and it's called the Introductions Board. Follow the yellow brick road, and there you shall find the brain you are looking for. :D
Forum: Whining 01-14-2008, 06:18 AM
Replies: 8,089
Poll: Rant Thread
Views: 725,462
Posted By Valerius
I feel like ranting, so I'll give a little rant...

I feel like ranting, so I'll give a little rant about how stressful responsibilities can be!

Saturday was supposed to be a day of fun and games, but it turned out to be hell after the coach placed...
Forum: Whining 01-14-2008, 05:08 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,051
Posted By Valerius
Sometimes I amuse myself by climbing into a...

Sometimes I amuse myself by climbing into a laundry basket and tickling my ears.
Forum: Whining 01-14-2008, 05:07 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 5,665
Posted By Valerius
Geeze, Signe, please get a life. On a...

Geeze, Signe, please get a life.

On a lighter note, I will help you get started by singing the Pilsbury Doughboy Anthem!

It's time to get those muffins baking and those illnesses of yours fixed.
Forum: Whining 01-13-2008, 05:23 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 6,111
Posted By Valerius
I'd do her, then drop her like a hot potato. xD ...

I'd do her, then drop her like a hot potato. xD

These mental illnesses make me horny, and the thought of doing a crazy girl gives me a stiffy.

There was this crazy chick I remember way back,...
Forum: General 01-12-2008, 11:10 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,004
Posted By Valerius
Wow, Now I wanna turn my laptop into a book.

Wow, Now I wanna turn my laptop into a book.
Forum: General 01-12-2008, 10:31 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,851
Posted By Valerius
Amazing! I could rasturbate my penis and post it...

Amazing! I could rasturbate my penis and post it on the side of a building!
Forum: Spooky News 01-12-2008, 09:48 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,636
Posted By Valerius
That's funny.

That's funny.
Forum: Spooky News 01-10-2008, 07:18 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 5,758
Posted By Valerius
You guys think that's crazy? Go watch the BME...

You guys think that's crazy? Go watch the BME Pain Olympics. Now that is some freaky shit.

Anyway, back to the discussion.
Forum: General 01-10-2008, 07:05 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,065
Posted By Valerius
I think it'd be hot to fuck a girl wearing that...

I think it'd be hot to fuck a girl wearing that kind of outfit.
Forum: General 01-10-2008, 07:02 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,647
Posted By Valerius
And how old is Corspsey now? Happy birthday! I...

And how old is Corspsey now? Happy birthday! I hope you're not wearing your birthday suit.

Now I shall sing you a birthday song.

Ehem...

Happy birthday to you
You belong in a zoo
With the...
Forum: General 01-10-2008, 06:58 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 15,774
Posted By Valerius
Wow, I didn't notice this thread before. Gnet...

Wow, I didn't notice this thread before. Gnet should have a public chatroom for this kind of shit.
Forum: General 01-09-2008, 04:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,393
Posted By Valerius
Your kitty looks like it got run over by an...

Your kitty looks like it got run over by an 18-wheeler. But it still looks cute, in a splattery-pavementy kind of way.

What exactly will you be doing in a hostel? Maybe you'll work the front desk...
Forum: General 01-07-2008, 04:38 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,533
Posted By Valerius
Of course they exist! However, defining stupid...

Of course they exist! However, defining stupid would be just as hard as threshing out what the term 'intelligence' really means. What makes us stupid, I think, is what types of choices we make in...
Forum: General 01-07-2008, 04:34 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,149
Posted By Valerius
Enjoy being a teen while you're still one. ...

Enjoy being a teen while you're still one.

Happy birthday!
Forum: Whining 01-06-2008, 02:42 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
Boohoo, oh wow you're real original. Stuff that...

Boohoo, oh wow you're real original. Stuff that 'thinks he's goth' insult back into your ass because I've seen it before and it's soooooo cliché.

Go back to mommy and suck on her titties because...
Forum: Whining 01-06-2008, 02:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
Straighten your English, because all you're...

Straighten your English, because all you're speaking is gibberish.

This is futile, and knowing from experience I can't argue with an idiot because logic doesn't reach them, and you are clearly an...
Forum: Whining 01-06-2008, 02:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
I can't argue with the first part of your...

I can't argue with the first part of your statement, but the second part I take some slight offense to.

My family has a long history of serving in our armed forces. My grandfather fought in WWII...
Forum: Whining 01-06-2008, 02:14 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
Oh, how hurtful your words are coming from a weak...

Oh, how hurtful your words are coming from a weak wank living in fear of military service.

I shouldn't expect much, since you were probably born from a prostitute working in Phat Pong that a...
Forum: Whining 01-06-2008, 02:06 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
What? Yes, you're right, your English does suck. ...

What? Yes, you're right, your English does suck.

For your information, I did go through ROTC, I am in the Marine reserve in ready service to my country if and when the time arises.
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 11:42 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,423
Posted By Valerius
Well, I'd say that's a lousy reason for giving...

Well, I'd say that's a lousy reason for giving homework, and in my experience doesn't help one bit in making any noisy kids quiet down.
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 10:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,240
Posted By Valerius
Just remember that nothing worth having ever...

Just remember that nothing worth having ever comes easy.
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 10:17 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
Well, all the better then. If a woman opts...

Well, all the better then. If a woman opts willingly as compared to this guy who doesn't even want to go, then that only shows that this guy should grow some balls.
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 08:56 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,272
Posted By Valerius
I'm assuming the original poster has just entered...

I'm assuming the original poster has just entered the age of consent, and is whining and moping about being drafted into his country's military service. What a big baby. Suck it up and grow some...
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,631
Posted By Valerius
I think you should give your bunny a block of...

I think you should give your bunny a block of wood to chew on.
Forum: General 01-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,108
Posted By Valerius
Whatever the outcome, I call dibs on the watching...

Whatever the outcome, I call dibs on the watching of the baby-making!
Forum: Whining 01-05-2008, 05:42 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,423
Posted By Valerius
I hate the feeling of being full after you've...

I hate the feeling of being full after you've eaten a large meal. It makes me hate myself.

Shadows, I recognize your avatar as coming from a book of art drawn by a very strange man. I saw that...
Forum: Whining 01-04-2008, 10:22 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,708
Posted By Valerius
QFT Though, personally, I quite enjoy...

QFT


Though, personally, I quite enjoy seeing my girlfriend make-out with other girls.
Forum: Whining 01-04-2008, 10:01 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,423
Posted By Valerius
People eat placenta because they think that it's...

People eat placenta because they think that it's good for their health. Something about the baby's blood replenishing their essences or some kind of bullshit.

You know what I hate?

I hate...
Forum: Whining 01-04-2008, 09:39 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,296
Posted By Valerius
There's a moral to this story. Always keep...

There's a moral to this story.

Always keep winter clothes in your backpack.
Forum: Whining 01-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,776
Posted By Valerius
You've given it your best shot, and now it's his...

You've given it your best shot, and now it's his turn to reciprocate. However, if he doesn't even appreciate your efforts enough to get his ass off then it seems like it isn't worth it.

I don't...
Forum: General 01-02-2008, 05:24 AM
Replies: 26
Poll: Hot or not
Views: 3,083
Posted By Valerius
I love spicy food! Thing is, if you don't drink...

I love spicy food! Thing is, if you don't drink lots of water after eating spicy food, you could cause your kidneys some difficulty.
Forum: Whining 01-02-2008, 05:12 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,830
Posted By Valerius
I'd put them away for use later as sacrifices to...

I'd put them away for use later as sacrifices to Satan.
Forum: General 01-01-2008, 03:30 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,022
Posted By Valerius
Wow, my summer house is near you. I stay in Sunny...

Wow, my summer house is near you. I stay in Sunny Heights Drive, and I drop by every other year. I was just there this last October.
Forum: General 12-31-2007, 02:18 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,881
Posted By Valerius
I stand corrected on both points. What is...

I stand corrected on both points.

What is this Roonzkaype anyway?
Forum: General 12-31-2007, 12:45 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,881
Posted By Valerius
That guy is probably telling all his friends now...

That guy is probably telling all his friends now how he pwned a poseur while playing RS, and embellishing how he made you cry and whatnot.
Forum: Whining 12-31-2007, 12:41 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 6,423
Posted By Valerius
Ah, such a tragedy. Some people just deserve to...

Ah, such a tragedy. Some people just deserve to be hung on a meat-hook and given the scalpel treatment.
Forum: Whining 12-31-2007, 12:35 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 10,354
Posted By Valerius
Visited Australia once, and I happened to chance...

Visited Australia once, and I happened to chance upon some kids all dolled up, as if ready to go to some concert. White faces and all.

Can you guess where I found them? I found them in a mall!...
Forum: Whining 12-31-2007, 12:32 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,036
Posted By Valerius
What you're trying to say is a bit vague, but I...

What you're trying to say is a bit vague, but I think I get the gist of it. Everything's at our fingertips now, and we need only type in a few things on our computer to get more than we need, and...
Forum: Whining 12-30-2007, 07:09 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 10,354
Posted By Valerius
I have blonde pubes...

I have blonde pubes...
Forum: Whining 12-30-2007, 04:44 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 10,354
Posted By Valerius
It certainly annoys me to see a lot of supposed...

It certainly annoys me to see a lot of supposed mall-goths parading around in their spooky attire trying to look scary and evil, while utterly failing at it. But what can I do? I certainly won't pick...
Forum: General 12-28-2007, 01:03 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,604
Posted By Valerius
That hand just pulled his toupee off.

That hand just pulled his toupee off.
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 09:53 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Well, I shall have to find out the hard way then!

Well, I shall have to find out the hard way then!
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 09:48 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Norwegian?

Norwegian?
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 09:43 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Methadrine, I do not understand Danish. xD

Methadrine, I do not understand Danish. xD
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 09:36 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Well, in order to get me naked I'd have to get in...

Well, in order to get me naked I'd have to get in the mood. I have a nudist streak in me, but maybe if I'm in a good mood I'll get naked and use this new 12MP camera I got for Christmas.
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 09:30 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Только Gnet имеет клуб специальных значений в...

Только Gnet имеет клуб специальных значений в моем сердце.

xD

Эта нить является особенной для меня, именно поэтому.
Forum: General 12-27-2007, 06:41 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
Eh, define artful.

Eh, define artful.
Forum: General 12-26-2007, 09:30 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 12,619
Posted By Valerius
I'm sure you must mean Methadrine. xD

I'm sure you must mean Methadrine. xD
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