Pet Peeves
Oh hey! What? I started a thread? Yeah, I do that sometimes...Anyhoo, a thread dedicated to letting the world know about your pet peeve(s). I actually think this'll be a cool thread just to see what pisses people off...
My first pet peeve is when people smack their food. Even if I can hear someone chew in any way; gum, candy, mashed potatoes, oatmeal, or broccoli. Or SOUP! Gah! Slurping is the worst! Don't eat out loud!
My second pet peeve is when people get overexcited about food. You're not a dog; you can control yourself. Stop talking about your food like it's fucking poetry. It's not. "Luscious green salad with a side of savory, juicey pork tenderloin and buttery, rich..." STFU! I don't even get that excited about sex.
Mmk. My anger's out. Your turn!
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born at nine and dead by noon.
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