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Originally Posted by MohawkMidgit
I'm talking about the way you loop your belt so it hangs below your shirt line!
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Okay, I'm here to help you.
First, you peel a grapefruit. Mix in equal parts of arsenic and tabasco sauce. Grind into the pavement with backwards strokes of a 14" floor broom for 60 seconds. Lick.
Now be a good boy, run along and play with your new toys.
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