As a more modern/slanderous representation of the two parties, I could see Republicans represented by:
A.) Pigs (gluttonous & always in the dirt), or
B.) Snakes (sneaky, cold-blooded reptiles that constantly shed skin and swallow anything)
and Democrats represented by:
A.) Worms (gutless creatures afraid to get wet), or
B.) Howler monkeys (slow, noisy animals that spend too much time screaming at and slapping one another)
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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