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So she died on a plane, but not because it crashed.
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Talk about dead weight. (ba dump bump!)
Maybe they had to because she bought a round trip ticket, and the airlines didn't want to refund half the fare.
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She wanted to use her frequent miles and nobody else!
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She died and was going to hell but missed her connection.
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She wouldn't have had her luggage waiting for her when she landed anyway.
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Maybe the pilot was bringing his dear departed mother-in-law home for burial.
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