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Yo momma is so goth it was only natural her kids would be too.
Yo momma is so goth, when cats cross her path they turn black.
Yo momma is so goth that every black cat that crosses YOUR path to curse you with bad luck was comanded by her.
Yo momma is so goth she wont eat or drink from anything but (human) bone china.
Yo momma is so goth when she walks into a room the phantom of the opera with an organ plays.
Yo momma is so goth she is the reason emos cut themselves because they can never match her beauty, that includes the guys.
Yo momma is so goth, Satan ordered more people to be condemned to hell for yo mommas welcoming while she was visiting him. He didn't want her to think he had gone soft in his old age.
Yo momma is so goth, where ever she walks hoof shapes burnt into the ground are her foot prints.
Ok I'm done.
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