I'm convinced this movie cost me half a letter grade in a class one time. A few weeks into my first semester of freshman year, my professor was talking about a screenplay he had written. "It's a vampire western," he said, "No one's ever done that before."
I raised my hand and asked "... What about Near Dark?"
Come final grades, I had an inexplicable A- in a class with no tests, to which I had arrived on time every day. Fuck you, Near Dark.
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