[Apathy's_Child]

People who can function without some kind of hot caffeinated beverage in the morning are strange and unnatural.

I love coffee - although I'm not much of a gadgety guy, my coffee machine with automatic timer is my favorite thing and I love it more than most people love their firstborn child. I hate sugar (what's up with that? Coffee is supposed to be bitter) but like it both with and without milk. Irish coffee is the best extreme hangover cure available to mankind if you can't get hold of speed and to stay in bed groaning all day is absolutely out of the question.