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B.A. - "Unfortunately for you, chunks of your flesh, bone and gray matter were spewed in a three mile radius from ground zero."
Bob - "Don't I get a saving throw?"
Knights of the Dinner Table #17, pg. 14
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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