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typical convo with my 5 year old:
da boy: mama, will you make me a sandwich?
me: okie....what kind of sandwich do you want?
da boy: hmmmmm meat'n'cheese'n'bread'ketchup'n'mustard!
me: *mentally: ugh* ok. what kind of meat?
da boy: ummmmmmm.....
me: ham or turkey...
da boy: HAM!!!
me: .....or both?
da boy: no, wait....BOTH!!!
me: ok.
*making sandwich*
me: hey, booger, how do you want this cut?
da boy: in triangles!
me: ok....how many?
da boy: two! no no....wait.....four!! no no....wait......six!!
me: *sigh*
da boy: ....no no....wait...wait....i mean.....EIGHTEEN!!!
me: dude.....the sandwich is not that big!
da boy: oh. then just two will work, i guess.
oy.
lol.
kids.......
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