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Originally Posted by Versus
2 cartons of eggs
2 cartons of Newports
1 box of Twinkies
1 loaf of bread
2 bottles of whiskey
The blood of my enemies (for chaser)
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Ah the shopping list of the young... Just wait until you get older - it will read:
6 packets of heartburn tablets
4 packets of prunes
1 loaf of grain high fibre bread
Fruit and vegetables (because your body rejects twinkies)
1 packet of Depends/ 1 script of Viagra
1 ear trumpet
4 oxygen bottles for the emphysema (for all the ciggies)
Enemies heads are stuck on posts around the castle to show visitors aren't appreciated.
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